AMAZING Stories For Your PeSach Seder Table (20 Minutes)

[Music] M they made a mistake they thought that Moshe died and they built a golden calf they build a golden calf but how do they build this golden calf you bu the golden CF takes a long time to build a golden CF unless you have machines if you don't have machines you want to build you have anybody's in a jewelry business here no bunch of Jews no jewelry wow so this is the first time ever in history so anyway a lot of Jews like jewelry business you ask a jewel you ask a uh Jeweler how long does it take you to make these earrings how long does it take you to make this bracelet how long is it take you to takes a while that's why in reality a lot of the jewelry stores unless it's like a brand name like a Tiffany or one of these other types of places a lot of them that uh buy from the public buy jewelry from the public people that want to resell their jewelry just get cash and get something new usually they don't melt it sometimes they melt the jewelry if it's really old or it's just out of fashion or something like that but many times they take the jewelry they renew it they clean it shine it they put maybe some diamonds on it and resell it as it is technically brand new I mean gold doesn't get old gold is gold the same gold that was here 3,000 years ago you put it today in a in a in a bracelet the same thing nothing changed so there's no such thing as new gold old gold it's the same thing but many of them don't actually melt it automatically many of them resell it why they resell it because it actually takes a lot of time to make the piece of jewelry because you have to make a mold of whatever you want to make you have to make a mold you have to put you have to pour the gold into the mold making the mold takes money takes time takes effort then pull the gold it's a process why would you do it if you already have something ready you just have to renew it so to make a golden calf even more so takes a long time even more so it says that the golden C when it came out it spoke it spoke so in chapter 32 it says when mosenu came down and he saw everything thing he tells no he says what the nation do to you that you brought on them such a big sin meaning what do you hate you hate them so much that you actually made them a golden calf meaning right now wants to kill all of them why because of you you made them a golden calf you hate them so much they angered you that much so says he says you know that the people is disposed towards evil don't be angry at me you know that Nation have a and then he tells him what happened what happened what happened he says he says I asked them who has gold who has gold they removed all the gold gave it to me I threw it in the fire and the CF emerged what does it mean CF emerged if you throw a bunch of gold into a fire what happens nothing nothing happens after hours and hour hours and hours and really really high fire me it's going to melt maybe eventually 3,000 degrees you know how difficult is to get 3,000 degre fire you have to explode the World Trade Center for 3,000 degrees fire which is what they say they that happened from the fuel which is by the way not possible but anyway it's a conspiracy for a different day anyway 3,000 degrees you need to melt gold meaning to get a fight to little little barbecue is not enough to melt gold you can maybe make a steak burger you can't melt gold with your barbecue to make a fire to make the fire so hot to melt gold is a lot of fire it's a hot fire he says I made a fire I asked them for some gold they gave me some gold I threw the gold in the fire the calf emerged the bull emerged how thisai rewinds story STS the mid says the story rewinds many many years before when Moshe was a little boy he had a opportunity of a lifetime to be mosenu but to be MOS raenu is not so easy you have to have a lot of test from the time that you were a little boy so for example when he was just born Shem sends him into the ocean into the river and hopefully somebody's going to save him but saves him why she wanted to save him not because she actually was able to save him on her own she thear says she sawed as's a someone crying she oh I wish I can save him that's it and she put our arm out the problem is our arm was only one amama and Moshe was 15 am far you don't have to know how much anama is which by the way is close to two feet you don't need to know one is much less than 15 but she says I wish that I could save the boy whoever's crying the baby that's crying the fact that she wanted to save and she put her hand out Hashem says that's already enough for me to make a miracle you tried I'll do the rest and he extended her arm miraculously and she saved the boy she saved Moshe so moshe's life was on the line since 8 one his life continued to be on the line when he was in the house of par later on his life would be put on the line with par when he got older par tried to cut off his head after he found out that he killed the Egyptian and when he discovered that AEM is the one that's running the world and he spoke to Hashem out of the uh uh the SN the the the the bush the burning bush Hashem gave him a lot of Secrets One of the secrets was his real name so when he came back to Egypt to free am is he knew that he had a mission not only to free am is but to fulfill the promise that was made to yadik yusf sadik made the 12 the the the 12 tribes the the the brothers promised them that when they leave Egypt sometime down the road or their descendants or whoever's going to leave Egypt eventually promise me that you're going to take my bones and put it to is promise me so they all promised because he knew that the Egyptians are not going to let uh YF leave Egypt because they turn him into a God so now Moshe came after the plagues a year of plagues d uh Kim and so on and so forth all the plagues happened a year of plagues after the plagues is begging Moshe and to leave and take everybody with them take whatever they want here some money here some more money just get out of my face go away go away okay wait a minute we're not going to go away we have some stuff to do what stuff you have to do I have to go get yourf where you going to find yourf now in the middle of the night I have to go find them what do you mean where you going to find them so you can't look Egypt's big so who's the only one that could possibly know s Sak was the daughter of Aer one of the 12 tribes that was blessed by yobu to live forever and the reason why is because when they found out that y was still alive they knew that if they tell the 12 tribes they knew if they tell yov their father the truth you give him such amazing news at one time he got have a heart attack and die so he said you know what let's get him into it get him into a happy mood so they ask S the daughter of Asher to sing to sing for him and play a nice tune that puts him into a good mood what's what's the lyrics Y is and he's the viso Y is a and he's the VIS of Egypt and she's singing in the background while yob is learning toah and all he doesn't know why he's in a good mood it's like white noise you know white noise is like the noise that moms put for their kids to go to sleep it's a lot of noise but that's creates like a deafening sound meaning that it it uh all the other noise from cars and uh all the other things that are out there talking and so on is like uh masked by this white noise so he is listening to this music he doesn't know why he's in a good mood all of a sudden so then when the brothers come to him and say yov is alive he's the visoy of Egypt now he realized why Sak was singing and He blesses her you save my life may you live forever and shash lived forever so she was the only one they all went to Egypt they lived in Egypt for a couple of hundred years the whole all of Amisa became slaves over 200 years they were in Egypt MOS comes 210 years later to free is he needs to find y who's the only one that's going to know that's still alive that was alive at the time they buried him what did she say to him she says Moshe they because they they worshiped YF they didn't want his body to ever leave so they buried his body inside the Nile River they prayed to the Nile River and they also prayed to YF so you have to take the the the grave the tomb from outside of the grave outside of the Nile now it's not like today's technology they have uh you know all these special ships and uh tubes that go into the ocean looking for the Titanic so what is he going to do M takes a mate a m is like a piece of metal and he puts hashem's name on it hashem's real name on it and on the other side he inscribes he engraves Al Al means rise B rise why rise bll rise because because each one of the tribes had a symbol y had a symbol of a lion he had a lion symbol YF had a symbol of a bull so he wrote it he threw it into the water and he said YF I'm here to fulfill the promise that your brothers made I'm throwing them at if you want Al if you want rise you rise you rise your own tomb he's dead though for 200 years you rise your own tomb get out and I'll take you to is if not you're going to stay here he threw the m in and y's tomb came out of the water now at the same time that YF that Moshe through this mate there was a little boy named mikah mik that was following uh that was following Moshe and the reason why is because this mik was one of the babies that Moshe saved he saw that the evil Egyptians were putting a babies inside the uh the blocks if the father didn't make his quota of building the pyramids or building something and making enough Stones say oh you don't make enough Stones we'll put the your kid there instead so Moshe cried to Hashem like what did these babies do babies didn't have enough times to sin Hashem says don't worry these are evil Souls what Evil Soul it's a baby looks cute every baby's cute you know that Hitler was also cute ham was also cute every baby is cute whether he becomes Hitler or Aman all depends on the parents if the parent gives him every single thing he wants he becomes Hitler if the parent knows when yes when no maybe he's gonna become depends but it's very hard why because he's so cute so you want to give him everything he wants uh he wants the uh you know your car keys you want to give him the car cuz he's so cute he wants want uh ice cream you want to give him the ice cream truck cuz he's so cute but it's a problem you have to be a parent only one person entire Place found found this funny sleeping sleeping sleeping I'm working very hard on the jokes guys you're not even getting it so anyway so Moshe had a soft heart and he says let me save one baby hasm says you want to save a baby I'm telling you it's a bad Soul it's a rash you want to save it save it did save one save whatever you want he saved it and he called it mik why mik because if he didn't save it they would have crushed him comes from which means to crush him he would have been crushed by the Stones so he saved his baby named the mik now this mik followed him around for years followed Moshe around for years so when Moshe took out the tomb of yadik this little mik was hiding in the bushes so as soon as he took the tomb he walked away he forgot about the mate he thought it's in the water M jumped into the water and took the mate fast forward a few months where Mount saai Mount saai mosenu is a Mount s he's late by six hours according to their calculation gets upset he says no no no I think Moshe died we need a new leader we need a middleman make us a middleman make us some another connection to Hashem they didn't believe that the uh God was the golden calf they believed that they need somebody to connect them to God like Christianity so Aon thought listen who her in English said no he said no he said go fly kite they said okay you go first they threw him off the mountain they killed them so Aron said if I say no also forget about me dying it's okay if I die but it's a problem for them if I die why they're not going to have a coin no one's going to be able to be purified without me so let me buy some time let me ask for the number one thing that it's very hard for people to give what is it their money if I ask you for your wife you're going to give me your wife and the kids too ask you for your husband you give me the husband and his friends ask you for your money oh too much it's a lot money I thought the sh is free the sh is free so money is tough for people M to his surprise the yet was very strong he says I asked him for their money not just some of them all of their money they start taking off the earrings off their ears and started throwing it at me they filled up a mountain worth of uh gold I said okay you know what even if I have all this gold it's still going to take a while for it to melt not long even if you have 3,000 degree fire it still takes a long time for it to melt so I'll throw it in the fire it's going to take a few days for it to burn by then MOS is going to come down he throws Into the Fire and then mik comes the little boy with the mate he throws he doesn't have gold mein he's a little boy he doesn't have gold what does he have he has a little piece of metal it says what Al rise B rise he throws in to the fire what comes out of the fire a what came out of the fire a that's what came out of the fire a bll came out of the fire because the M said so that's why says and the CF emerged what emerged I didn't make the calf I was trying to buy some time I didn't know that this m has this m and he's going to make this bull Rise by itself meaning the gold by itself came out he didn't make anything miraculously he put the m in and the gold came into into a form of a bull and the bull says I am God that took you out of Egypt the bull not only came out but he started talking why had hashem's name on it who who doesn't want to take that mate if he doesn't have a chance right now I want two of them was it as simple as that or was this some error the Egyptians had knowled of no no the the M itself itself okay by itself according to the m did it by itself next question [Music] [Applause] [Music]