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P.S., what do you think of the TYH
Movement? I assume that's Thank You
Hashem.
>> [laughter]
>> It might be uh Torah Youth
uh Hebrew program. I don't really know.
I I'm guessing it's Thank You Hashem.
Uh, I I'm not familiar with it when you
say in terms of a movement. Um
I guess what you could be saying is um
a movement where people get together to
give Hoidaa to Baruch how could I be
against something like that? It's like
coming out in favor of tooth decay. You
know what I mean? It's it's
it's a no-brainer and anyone who wants
to get involved in something where they
thank Baruch gosh what could be what
could be better than that? I think
that's wonderful. Who do I get off on
off of? Um
the dollar parshios there's there's
always in the dollar parshios
I think an inherent question
that I'm going to illustrate but I'll
illustrate it in a circular manner.
And again I don't mean to criticize. I'm
not a I'm not a critical person by
nature but
um
I I I think it is interesting just to
explain.
When uh
I taught in the discovery
so they have a class called the five
levels of pleasure.
The idea is that the fifth level of
pleasure which is the lowest level is
physical pleasure.
The fourth level is love.
The third level is meaning.
The second level is power.
And the top level is
being close to him.
And I read the whole outline and I sat
through the class many times.
I heard him give it. I heard other
people
give it.
And uh
nobody seemed to be able to explain at
least in my opinion well second level
pleasure.
Power.
Until then it always works.
You see that people will trade money for
love
because
to have children for example is more
expensive than not having children. So
I'm willing to spend my money for for
love.
And yet, people will encourage their
children to go to war if they think it's
a worthwhile cause, even though they
might get killed, cuz they're willing to
trade love for meaning. So, those make
sense.
But, people are willing to trade meaning
for power.
And though I remember the way Reb Nach
said it was, you can see this in the
negative, how people will give up all
meaning in order to be able to get power
and what they'll do, etc.
But, that's that doesn't really prove
it. Who says that a person will give up
love and meaning for power? Somebody
might, but it's not an automatic, it's
not something you see necessary in
nature.
I've heard it explained many times, I
was never happy with the explanation.
And the first level is of Hashem, that
the infinite pleasure of being close to
Hashem is is
Right.
When Motty Berger used to say this over
in his God class, he left out that
level.
He would go from He would go from
physical pleasures to love, and from
love to meaning, and from meaning to
Hashem. You know.
And the second level is very hard to
understand. So, me
uh I always like to know what I'm
saying, where it's coming from.
In fact, I'll tell you an interesting
story.
>> [snorts]
>> And there was a class in Discovery
called Outside Verification.
Nickname for it was called Pig, Fish,
and Moon.
So, they would point out that it it says
that the pig is the only animal that has
split hooves and doesn't chew its cud.
But, maybe there are others. They've
never found another one.
So, that's a raya that the Torah
you know, you can see.
My fish
brings the mission, it says that if it
has scales uh then it definitely had
fins. So, even if you find a fish
and it's just the top of it, and you
don't see the fins, but you see the
scales, there's no fish that don't have
scales that that uh have that doesn't
have fins. He says and they've searched
and they found hundreds and hundreds of
different types of fish. They've never
found a fish that has scales and no
and no fins. They found fish that have
fins and no scale but not
that would have scales and not fins.
And the third one was the Sod Haibur and
they quote the Rambam with the Sod
Haibur showing the exact time of when
the moon would appear and how could they
possibly have known this number to this
exact time the Hazal when the the amount
of time that the moon goes around the
sun.
So uh
my brother-in-law
who's much more educated than I am Rabbi
Dovid Lichtman
he uh
he went to college and everything. He
was teaching in Discovery and they gave
him the outline to this class
and he showed them
articles that the ancient Greeks knew
that the amount of time it took for the
for the
moon to go around the earth and and they
figure they had the same number that we
had already.
So they took it out. I remember one of
the people who taught this class said I
always felt there was a problem with
this class and he they removed it
because you don't want to teach
something that you know is incorrect
because what happens when you get
caught?
Yeah.
It's like the little kid playing chess
and and
and the person says if you move that I
can take off your queen and the kid says
I know.
I was just hoping you wouldn't see it. I
thought that's no way to to teach a
class and teach something that you know
is wrong. So they took that out at that
point. So it's always good to check the
sources and see where everything comes
from.
So I hear this
and
who says where is this all coming from?
So it turns out it's from Sefer Chinuch.
In Va'etchanan the haftorah of Shema
Yisrael on the mitzvah of Ahavas Hashem
the
I looked up the Sefer Chinuch. It comes
from the safer chinuch. And it says the
way you get to ahavas Hashem is by
knowing that it's greater than mamon,
banim, v'chavod.
All right, so mamon is fifth level
pleasure, which is uh physical pleasure.
Banim, children, that's love.
And kavod, that's meaning.
And that's it. There is no power.
I looked up three safer chinuch, three
different editions. Nobody had anything
else written.
And I finally opened up the English
safer chinuch in the footnote on the
bottom it says there is a girsa that
says memshala.
But that was obviously a mistake.
So there's only four levels of pleasure.
It really has to be rebranded. I brought
this to their attention and they were
like, "Yeah, okay."
>> [laughter]
>> But when I teach it, I obviously
uh I I teach
that there's only four levels because
there is no fifth level, there's no
memshala. That's why it was so hard to
explain.
L'havdil elef alafim dolos.
We have the four parshios.
Shkalim,
Zachor,
Parah, and Chodesh.
I can explain both of them.
Yeah?
Shkalim
is based on the Gemara that says
that Haman gave a large sum of money to
Achashverosh
to buy Klal Yisrael in order to destroy
him.
As the Gemara says, there was never a
bigger
uh kinyan umachna at that time. That was
the biggest transaction. He bought the
Jewish people to have a right to be able
to destroy them.
So Shkalim I understand. So when he
comes and he has to dress Mordecai up,
he says, "Your shalom
came before my shalom. And therefore,
before we come to Purim, we give our
shalom to be able to counteract the
shalom of
Haman." There's a lot more to say on it.
But at least I understand what it's
doing there. And we read it on if shalom
comes out on Rosh Chodesh or on the
shalom before Rosh Chodesh. Why? We have
to start collecting the shalom on Rosh
Chodesh by starting Rosh Chodesh. So, we
announce it in shalom that we read this
parsha that everyone should know it's
time to
get your half shalom ready and make sure
that you give it.
Right? Okay.
Zahor is pretty obvious. And that is
before we destroy Amalek, we read zecher
Amalek, what Amalek did to you, how they
attacked Jews so that we can go out.
Before shalom goes out to fight Amalek,
Shmuel Navi reviews what Amalek did and
recall their crimes so that when we go
to fight them, we understand why we're
doing it. Fine.
And then we come to Purim. Those two are
before Purim.
And then after Purim, we read parshas
parah. Why?
Because we're coming now to Pesach and
you have to
tahor yourself to bring the korban
Pesach.
You have to be tahor.
And it's a process. It's a week-long
process. You have to go to the mikvah
and then get spritzed with the may
chatas, which is of course the red
heifer, which is burnt and reduced to
ashes. A little bit of those ashes are
put into water from a natural spring.
And then you put in a piece of hyssop
and you spritz it on the person.
So, that has to be done on the third day
and then again on the seventh day, and
goes to the mikvah, and then he's tahor.
It's a 7-day process.
So, we're telling everybody, get
yourself into a situation of tahara, you
have an obligation. I I understand that.
The last one is parshas hachodesh.
And I've never really heard a good
explanation
for parshas hachodesh. So, they said,
well,
because we're about to do Rosh Chodesh
Nisan,
and so we want you to know that achodesh
hazeh lachem Rosh Chodesh shem, and you
should start counting this month.
Okay. So, what am I reading parshas
hachodesh for exactly?
What is it that I'm trying to bring
across with this parsha?
Now, it's true.
Achodesh hazeh lachem Rosh Chodesh shem,
we start counting from uh Nisan.
Uh the nations of the world basically
start counting time from Tishrei. We do
it from Nisan, and there's two different
methodologies. Obviously, my colleagues
were really leasin with Yeshua, whether
the world was created in Nisan or
whether the world was created in
Tishrei.
Um we celebrate Rosh Hashanah in
Tishrei,
and we say this is the day of creation.
And of course, the Ran says, if it was
created in Nisan, then what's Rosh
Hashanah? He gives a whole explanation,
we've talked about it in the past.
But why is it necessary
in the dalet parshiyos to read that
there is a parsha called parshas
hachodesh to tell me that Nisan is the
first of our
time, uh first of our months, etc.
So,
I want to talk about this a little bit.
In our Purim podcast, we talked about
time and the idea of moed, etc., but I
want to try to take it from a slightly
different perspective if I can. As we
read parshas hachodesh, and with that we
finish the dalet parshiyos.
And this is different from the fact that
time obviously has a beginning and has
an end.
It It puts it in a different context,
and let me explain what that is.
Bereishit bara Elohim et hashamayim
ve'et ha'aretz. That's how the Torah
starts.
And Rashi right away says, "Why did we
start from Bereishit? Why didn't we
start from "Hachodesh hazeh lachem rosh
chodashim" which is the first mitzvah?"
I What about the mitzvah of shabbat?
What about
the get an asha? What about period of
re'iyah? What about shabbat mitzvah of
benai Noach? Okay.
But for the Jewish people, what the
first mitzvah that we get that we're
starting with that isn't repeated later
on like the other mitzvahs are
is "Hachodesh hazeh lachem rosh
chodashim" that you
you will tell me rosh chodesh.
And in fact, Hakadosh Baruch Hu
comes to Moshe with a nevu'ah.
It has to be during the day, so it's in
the twilight when the the new moon is
there. And he says "Hachodesh hazeh
lachem" pointed with his finger so you
can see what the new moon looks like to
be able to be mekadesh it. This was very
important. So Rashi says, "Why Why was
this here?" So
uh he gives an explanation. Ramban gives
a different explanation. But you see
that there's some sort of a connection
between Bereishit bara Elohim and
"Hachodesh hazeh lachem".
Because Bereishit bara Elohim means in
the beginning.
The first
word of the Torah
is an allusion to time.
And Hakadosh Baruch Hu created
time and space within which the world
would exist. Bereishit, in the
beginning,
Hakadosh Baruch Hu created shamayim
ve'et ha'aretz. He created space and
time. That's how the Torah starts. The
Torah starts with a creation called
time.
What Acharei Mot comes to teach
comes to teach us is
that we are in charge of time.
That we run time.
I was speaking once there used to be
Reuben Suker
had a program
on Fridays in English
on a defunct radio station here. And I
used to speak about the parsha.
And
it was a lot of fun.
And there was a lot of people listening
at the time.
Uh Kol Simcha the radio station was.
And one week he was running very very
late and I remember it was parshas Bo.
And it was my there was only 5 minutes
left to the show. And he came to me cuz
I don't know what happened he had a long
interview whatever.
So he says Rabbi Wolosky, what do we
learn
from the
mitzvah of Acharei Mot comes to teach us
is
I said it teaches us that Jews are out
of time.
And he says, what does that mean? I said
it means we're out of time. Have a good
Shabbos everybody.
>> [laughter]
>> I thought that was incredibly clever.
One of the people who listened of course
was uh
Reuben Weinbach
who was my boss in Ohr Someayach. And he
was not [laughter] happy.
I thought that was a great joke but he
didn't like it. You know, he was very he
was very concerned.
Um
partly for Ohr Someayach and partly for
me.
There used to be a big evening of
shmiras halashon
for women
and uh and I was the speaker.
And uh one year when it was taken over
when the original people ran it uh
apparently they felt I was too
controversial to put up. They They They
would have me speak in the local
day programs, but they didn't want me in
the big hall because, you know,
they were worried what I might say. So,
when it when it came under new
ownership,
so
so he made me a speaker, and
I got a very fine reaction.
Um
I'll never forget they said everyone
should speak between 35 and 40 minutes.
So, the first speaker spoke for an hour,
the second one spoke for an hour and 20
minutes. I spoke for 37 minutes.
And it was very well received. And
people afterwards said to me, "Why did
you speak so short?" I said, "You're
asking the wrong question. Why did
everybody else speak so long?"
So, after that, more or less, the fellow
who was running it would consult me on
which speakers to bring in and etc.
And he said, "Look, I want to bring you
in again, but I just had you as a
speaker this year, so would you MC?"
I said, "Sure."
He says, "This way I get to advertise
that you're going to be there and
you know,
I'm not, you know, use you as a speaker
every other year, but I'd I'd like to
use you as an MC." I said, "My
pleasure."
So, Mendel called me up when he saw the
ad, and he said, "It's not photo
to to be the MC."
And I said, "Rebby,
I said, if I can be
this event in any way, it's my
privilege."
And that's it. And I told them I said if
they need me to sit at the window and
collect the tickets, I'll do it. If they
want me to to clean up the the hall
afterwards, I'll do it. Anything I could
do to
this event, I think is extremely good.
And uh
you know, I worry about my COVID.
Reb Moshe Feinstein used to give a shiur
Erev Shabbos
and afterwards everybody ran out cuz
they were late.
You know, it was Erev Shabbos, a lot to
do.
And Reb Moshe Feinstein was very short.
And all the lights in the Beis Medrash
were pull strings. If you're old enough
to remember when there were lights with
pull strings.
And he took a chair and walked around
the Beis Medrash to pull cuz he couldn't
reach it, to pull each string to be able
to turn off the lights. Everybody ran
off.
And he didn't worry about his covered.
Wasn't you know wasn't a problem of
that.
They used to say at the MTJ dinner
afterwards he would go in the kitchen
and thank the staff
for what a wonderful job they did.
You know. So uh
So he felt that this was uh for me it
was unbecoming to make a joke like that.
I have to think it was one of my best.
>> [laughter]
>> But Reb Mendel, what can I tell you? I I
I appreciate the fact that you tried
very hard to try to up my game.
>> [laughter]
>> But in any event
what does that mean that the Jews own
the time? What is this connection of of
the Jews to time? So the Gemara says an
amazing thing.
He says uh "Hachodesh hazeh lachem rosh
chodashim." And the Gemara gives an
example.
Hakadosh Baruch Hu says to the malachim
"Set up the heavenly court. Tomorrow is
Rosh Hashanah."
And so
the Satan comes in, he's the prosecutor
up in Shamayim.
And the defense attorney, the Jewish
people, Machal Yisrael is there.
And they bring the books of all of the
sefer zachronos, of all the deeds.
They have everything set up.
And they're waiting for Hakadosh Baruch
Hu and he's not there.
So one of the malachim flies up to the
pargod to the curtain, knocks on the
curtain.
Says uh
"Hakadosh Baruch Hu, we're waiting for
you to start."
And he says, "Yeah, we'll we'll do it
tomorrow."
Says, "Pardon?"
Says, "Yeah, the base in Samata,
the heavenly the earthly court has
decided to make Elul 30 days.
So, tomorrow's Rosh Hashanah."
So, he said, "But you're God."
He says, "When it came to time, I gave
that power to the Jewish people.
The Jewish people decide time."
And
tomorrow Rosh Hashanah tells an amazing
story.
Where Rabban Gamaliel,
who was the Nasi,
said,
"This is
Rosh Hashanah. This is going to be the
date. And so, of course, 10 days later
will be Yom Kippur."
And Rabbi Yehoshua
made his own calculations.
And he thought that Rabban Gamaliel was
off
by a day.
And so, he decided he was going to
I'll keep both days Yom Kippur as as a
as a suffix.
And Rabban Gamaliel got wind of this.
Now, you have to remember, this is
after the Korban. This is uh
Rabban Gamaliel of Yavneh.
And um
the survival of the Jewish people
dependent on everyone coming together.
Otherwise, you'll break into a bunch of
sects.
And in fact, as we know, in the time of
the
uh
Beit Hamikdash, you had the Sadducees,
you had whoever it was who wrote the
Dead Sea Scrolls, you had the Essenes.
There were all kinds of different little
groups that existed and and uh were
fracturing off.
And that's why
when the Machlokes was finally decided
between Beit Hillel and Beit Shammai,
they forbade anyone from following Beis
Shammai anymore and that's where Rebbe
Tarfon said, "I lay down to say Krias
Shema
like Beis Shammai says." Now, don't get
me wrong, Beis Hillel also says you can
lie down. They say you can say Krias
Shema in any position. So, I was being
yotzei both shitos by lying down and
saying Krias Shema and I almost got
killed by thieves.
And the Mishnah says, "You deserve to
die for following Beis Shammai."
But even Beis Hillel says I could do it.
He goes, "I know, but you're of such a
stature that if people see you doing
this, it's going to destroy Klal
Yisrael.
Can't have this machlokes."
So, Rabban Gamliel was keenly aware that
he had to work very hard. He wasn't
considered the greatest of the Chachamim
at that time.
Rebbe Eliezer and Rebbe Yehoshua,
who were the Rebbeim of Rebbe Akiva,
apparently commanded more respect and he
was keenly aware of this.
So, one time when Rebbe Yehoshua and
Rebbe Eliezer had a fight,
an argument, not a fight chas v'shalom,
at a particular process whether the oven
would be tamei or not,
so, Rebbe Eliezer could not win over the
other Chachamim.
And so, he was running out of options
here. So, he says, "If I'm right, let
this tree fly through the sky 50 amos."
And it flew. Rebbe Yehoshua says, "We
don't pasken from trees." He says, "Let
this river run backwards." And it ran
backwards. He says, "We don't pasken
from rivers."
He says, "Let the walls of the Beis
Medrash collapse in if I'm if I'm
right." And they started to collapse.
Rebbe Yehoshua says, "You stay out of
this."
So, the walls didn't know what to do, so
they were curved. They said, "You could
always go and see the shoulder." The
walls were curved in.
And finally, he says, "Let a bas kol, a
heavenly voice, come out and say that
I'm right." And a heavenly voice comes
out and says, "Allah is like Rabbi
Eliezer." And he sure gets up and says,
"Lo bashamayim hi."
And
that's it.
God, you stay out of this.
The Gamorah said they asked Eliyahu,
"What did Hashem say at that moment?"
And he says, he says, "My children have
defeated me.
I gave them the Torah. I Even I can't
change it."
So,
they took everything that Rabbi Eliezer
said was tahor and burnt it, and they
put him in the charem.
Now, he was married to Rabban Gamaliel's
sister, so mistama Rabban Gamaliel was
the one who had to dis- to to
to pronounce the charem on him
that he was
you know,
he was out of it.
And Rabbi Rabbi Eliezer's reaction was
tremendous.
Cuz we know there's a Mishnah in Pirkei
Avot that says that if you were to take
all of the chachamim and put them on one
side,
and Rabbi Eliezer on the other side,
he'd outweigh them all.
So, Rabbi Eliezer should have said, "You
know what? I'm going to open my own
yeshiva."
Like Anan ben David did when he started
the Karaites, went to business for
himself.
And say, "Rabbi Eliezer, I outweigh them
all."
>> [laughter]
>> And he goes on his yeshiva.
He didn't. He walked off the stage of
history.
But he was married to Rabban Gamaliel's
sister.
And Rabban Gamaliel's sister was worried
that if he was to
daven and pour out all of his sorrow to
Hakadosh Baruchu, Hakadosh Baruchu would
take it out on her brother.
As it is, Rabban Gamaliel was on a boat,
and a storm came to sink it. And he
said, "Hakadosh Baruchu, I didn't do
this for me or for the honor of my
family's house. I did this for you so
that the Torah shouldn't become two
Torahs and the storm stopped.
Nonetheless,
the power of saying Tachanun after
Shemoneh Esrei is so powerful that his
wife would always interrupt him at the
end of Shemoneh Esrei so there should be
a break.
And one day she thought it was Rosh
Chodesh and he wasn't going to say
Tachanun, but she was wrong.
And she turns around and sees him is
saying Tachanun, the special tefillah
a Jew can ask anything you want.
And she says to him,
"Okay.
I hope you finished davening cuz you
just killed my brother." And sure
enough, they heard that Rabban Gamliel
died.
But why did Rabban Gamliel do this?
To stop the machlokes.
So he hears that Rabbi Yehoshua
was questioning his din of Kiddush
Hachodesh.
So he commands Rabbi Yehoshua to come to
me
with your walking stick and your money
bag in your hand on the day that you
think is Yom Kippur.
Of course that's assur from the Torah to
do
if it's Yom Kippur. And he was beside
himself.
And Rabbi Akiva's talmid says to him,
"Listen,
if you want to rethink this calculation,
you're going to have to go all the way
back to Moshe Rabbenu and rethink every
calculation that's ever been made. But
the Kodesh Baruch Hu gives us the power
to decide when Rosh Chodesh will be,
he gives us that power over time."
And so Rabbi Yehoshua accepts it upon
himself and
goes to to him and in order to preserve
the power of us having time. Now, today
we have a calendar.
But it wasn't like that in the good old
days.
In the good old days, two witnesses had
to come and testify that they saw the
moon, and they would question them.
Where did you see the moon? Where was it
on the horizon? Where was the
uh
the points pointing?
How high up in the horizon was it? What
direction was it? If they couldn't find
two witnesses, then instead of the month
being 29 days, it became 30 days
automatically.
See, you understand like in the winter,
where you have cloudy days a few months
in a row.
And it could end up throwing off Rosh
Chodesh.
But, that's okay, cuz that's what Kodesh
Baruch who said. And that's not the
amazing part. Listen to the amazing
part.
A woman has what's called a vesses,
which means that she becomes a nida on
the same day of the Jewish month at the
same time every single month. That's how
it used to be in the good old days.
And uh you could set your watch by it.
So, if she was going to become a nida on
Yud Gimel of the month, 13th of the
month of the Jewish month,
and you have 3 months of 30 days,
she's still going to become a nida on
the Yud Gimel.
Because they they
you have the power to control time. It's
an astounding concept.
They bring another example. I don't want
to go into it, but
where our ability to determine time will
determine l'ma'aseh. Kodesh Baruch will
not make the day of judgment unless we
decide it.
And whether or not today is is Pesach or
tomorrow is Pesach,
and it's a question of eating chametz
and and and being chayev kares, we
decide it. And when Yom Kippur is, we
decide it. We have that We were given
that power over time.
When we say "Rosh Chodesh zeh lachem
rosh chodashim", it's not just telling
us that Nissan is the first month, it
means that we have that power.
So,
let's look at a concept of a "chodesh
zeh lachem" in a slightly different way
just for a moment. There used to be
a television show called The Smothers
Brothers Comedy Hour.
It was
uh controversial.
It was constantly getting censored
because they were even though they were
kiilu folk singers,
but they were part of the protest
movement of the '60s. They
uh they did a lot of uh
of controversial things. And they made
fun of politics and religion and all
kinds of different things that they used
to do.
And they were constantly getting
censored. I remember one time
uh
you know, they had to do their
monologue. And he says, "Well, the
censors at CBS went over our monologue
to remove any references, you know, to
the president, to the Congress, anything
like that." They go on for like 5
minutes saying everything they were, you
know, they had to, you know, remove from
the monologue. He says, "And now the
monologue.
Good night."
>> [laughter]
>> So, one of the characters they had was
George Carlin.
He used to play a character called the
Hippie Dippie Weatherman.
I don't know why I remember this. You
remember strange things
that's just lodged in your subconscious
and you can never remove anything.
Yeah.
Somebody wrote in on the question and
answer,
"I've been working on my shmiras
einayim, but how do you remove the bad
things that you've seen?"
Everything stays in your brain.
Uh I don't know how you get it out.
Maybe electric shock therapy, I don't
know how, but everything stays there.
You you you all the memories are there
and you can
you know, sometimes through hypnosis or
other methods bring it out and and
people remember.
Yeah.
You remember everything. So does
Pepperidge Farm.
Pepperidge Farm remembers. Anyway, I
don't even know if that's his slogan
anymore, but when I was a kid they had a
commercial like that. But
so he used to do the hippy dippy weather
man. Anyway, at one point he says, "I
have the year-long forecast.
It's going to warm up in the spring,
getting very hot in the summer,
cooling off in autumn and getting cold
in the winter."
>> [laughter]
>> Oh, that's pretty good.
That's the way it works.
Everything begins and everything ends.
There's a beginning, there's a middle,
and the end.
And that's how the Jewish people are as
well.
The Gemara Menachot says,
there are 15 generations
from Abraham till
and 15 generations
from to Tzidkiyahu.
So, what does that mean?
If you think of the moon,
the moon
begins, becomes a new moon,
it waxes, gets stronger and stronger
until you come to a full moon.
Oh,
yeah. And then it begins to wane and get
smaller and smaller and smaller until it
vanishes.
And that mirrors
the Jewish people.
So, we began with Abraham as a tiny
sliver
and we build up until David and
which is the 14th and 15th of the month,
when the moon is full.
That's why we have
14th and 15th Purim and Shushan Purim.
Pesach comes out on the 15th. Sukkot
comes out on the 15th. Yeah.
It reaches its crescendo and then it
starts to go down.
And so right after after our
golden age,
there's a civil war.
The 10 northern kingdoms break off.
And
Kaiso fights a number of wars.
People attack us.
Eventually the northern kingdom is
destroyed
and by Sanhedrin
and Ashur Assyria.
And then finally in the reign of
Sidqiyahu, the base ministry destroyed.
The Jews go into Galas into Babel. And
that's the end.
That's it.
We're at the beginning, a middle, and an
end.
And
that's what Haman said to Ahasuerus.
The Jewish people had a beginning.
They reached their golden age and now
it's over. The base ministry destroyed
and it's over. The Jewish people are
finished.
And that's why when he made the poor,
the lot,
and
it came out to Adar, he was happy.
Says the Gamara, why was he happy?
He said because the Jewish people began
in the San Hakodesh as a Lakem.
And that's the first month. So it makes
sense that they will end in Adar.
And that is when the Jewish people will
end.
And in the normal course of events, he's
right.
Because
you hardly ever meet
an ancient Greek or Roman
or Babylonian or Assyrian
or Hittite
or Edomite.
You can still find Samsonites, but
they're usually in the luggage
department.
But, uh,
all of these ancient people, they
started, they built themselves up, and
they collapsed,
and became nothing.
And that's the life of kingdoms.
That's the way That's the way kingdoms
last.
And look,
uh, we lasted 850 years in Israel till
we were destroyed. That's a pretty long
run. But, then that was the end.
And now Haman says, "They are finished,
and we can destroy them because the
Jewish people are dead."
And he's right,
if it was anybody else.
But, "Hodesh Hazeh Lakhem" means the
following.
I don't know if you've ever seen a Shel
Zman Kriyat Shema
chart for the year.
It goes by the solar calendar, and it'll
basically be the same time every single
January 6th, March 3rd,
April 20th,
July 9th. It'll be the same time every
single year, basically.
Because the word for year is shanah,
which means to repeat.
Again.
Mishneh Torah, when Devarim is called
Mishneh Torah, it means repetition of
the Torah.
Yeah?
It's It's again.
So, every year
goes around. You can make a solar
calendar very easily.
Yes, you're going to end up with a
quarter day every year, and so every 4
years you have to add in a leap day.
Okay.
Well, that's not like a big deal.
As we say in Hebrew, big deal. Say
little big deal. But, um
chodesh
is from the language of
lichadesh,
to make it new.
The new moon, the new month.
You've heard the expression, the Jewish
holidays are always early or late, but
they're never on time.
Cuz the Jewish calendar
our months are based on the moon. And
since, as I mentioned
today we have a set calendar, but
uh in the good old days
you had to wait for two witnesses to
come, and based on when they came
that was going to be the new month or
not.
You couldn't make a calendar.
Not for a month.
I don't know if today's Rosh Chodesh or
tomorrow's Rosh Chodesh.
That's what Rabbi Eliezer's wife made
the mistake. She thought it was Rosh
Chodesh, and it turned out that it
wasn't, because these things
are variable. A month is variable, which
means that this month has never existed
before.
So, when the Kodesh Baruch Hu says, "A
chodesh zeh lachem," he's not just
giving us control over time, he's
saying, "You can create
a new beginning when no beginning
exists."
And that was the power of the shkalim.
Because I create I collect the chati
shekel in Adar to use to buy the new
korbanos in Nissan. And we
extended over.
Listen to a Gemara.
Gemara says, when it came out to Adar
uh it says Haman was happy
because Moshe Rabbeinu died
in Adar.
Shkoyach.
He was also born in Adar.
Is what the Gemara says. He didn't
realize he was born in Adar. So what?
Everyone who's born dies. We celebrate a
yahrtzeit. We don't celebrate a
birthday.
I don't care when I was born. It matters
when I died. That's when when the story
comes to an end when you die.
Tchiyas hameisim, the story'll pick up,
but but in this world, you're born,
you
uh
you live your life,
you slowly get old.
And now the end is near.
I'm in the autumn of my life.
Thanks to not yourself.
It was a very good year. Yeah.
Talks about when you're young, you reach
your strength, you start falling apart.
The riddle of the Sphinx.
So it goes. What walks in four legs in
the morning,
two legs at noon, and three legs at
night or in the evening?
The answer is man.
He starts out as a baby crawling on all
fours, and then becomes a man and walks
on two legs, and then becomes an old man
walking with a cane. That was called the
riddle of the Sphinx.
And that's it.
You're born, you live your life, and you
die.
Except the Jewish people.
Because all of a sudden we appear again.
And we come back and we build the second
Beit Hamikdash.
And we reach a new crescendo.
And then it begins to wane,
and the second Beit Hamikdash is
destroyed, and we go into galus.
And that's the end.
And then we reappear in Bavel.
And we have the great yeshivas in Bavel.
And we We a golden age,
and then we wane, and then we disappear.
Then suddenly we pop up in Spain.
Suddenly we pop up in France and
Germany.
Suddenly we pop up in North Africa, and
it ends. And we reappear.
Cuz Jews control time. We're outside of
time.
We decide time.
Ha Chodesh Hazeh Lachem is not just
telling us that Nissan is our first
month. It's telling us we decide the
month.
We decide the time, and we can bring it
full circle. And that's why in Adar the
mazal is dagim.
What they call Pisces.
The fish.
And you see sometimes they draw a Pisces
like this.
But sometimes they draw a Pisces as a
yin and yang.
The
top of one fish facing the tail of the
other, and a yin and yang.
And so the Gemara says, when
uh Haman saw
that it was Adar, he was happy
because just like uh
big fish swallows a small fish, I will
swallow up bene Israel.
And the Gemara says,
what he didn't understand is that an
even bigger fish will swallow that fish.
It It keeps going around. There is no
end to the Jewish people. Our Our When
we end, we start again.
Nissan is somehow the ending and the
beginning come together.
And so we never end.
We have We have uh
We've been beat and we've been down, but
we keep on defending. We intend to stay
around cuz we are never-ending.
I'm not sure whose song that is. I'm
sure somebody will let me know. Yeah, I
remember it as a kid.
And then people would just be singing,
"We've been beaten, and we've been down,
but we keep on defending." Very
powerful. Powerful words.
We are We are eternal.
And so
time affects everything except the
Jewish people.
Um I'm sure I must have said this in the
past at some point.
It is an idea I heard from Reb Moshe
Shapiro.
It says that
Rachel stole Laban's teraphim
because he made them into an avodah
zarah.
Teraphim are not an avodah zarah, but
Laban made them into an avodah zarah.
What does that mean?
Teraphim were a divination
method to be able to predict the future.
But he made a religion out of that.
That's why when
um
he removed all
of the recessive
sheep from the flock and left him with
pure white sheep and pure
reddish-brown goats,
he knew the odds were
that their dominant color was going to
be there, and there were not going to be
variations.
But somehow they kept getting born
with
white blotches or brown blotches or dots
or around their ankles. Whatever
whatever he changed the deal to, they
were born that way.
But it's not supposed to work that way.
It's not the way That's not the way the
world works. I know how the world works.
I'm a shepherd.
But the normal rules did not apply.
So he made a god out of his trough and
because he was sure this is how things
are going to go.
I I I know how time works. There's a
beginning, there's a middle, there's an
end.
This doesn't make any sense. There's
something called nature. He made a god
out of that.
And so
um
you find instances
in
uh Nach where the Nevi'im say, "We're
going to change around the nature. It's
going to rain when it's not supposed to
rain."
It'll uh uh
you know, things are going to take place
in a different way.
Yehoshua can make the sun sun stand
still. So then motion Machama with
Amalek. You you you nature serves the
Jewish people.
And since we exist in time and space,
time serves us.
We decide what the time is going to be
and how it's going to work.
And the Chodesh Hazeh Lachem tells us as
we come out of Adar at the end of the
year
there's a yin and yang.
And we're going to go from that old
year into the new year without without a
break. It's going to continue.
Because we don't end. The Jewish people
don't end. And even when it looks like
we're down and out, we rebuild.
A but wine tells the story
that he when he was in America, he went
to a Judaica store. He wanted to buy a
tsais.
The guy laughed at him.
Said, "There'll never be a tsais in
America."
Says, "When they when they published the
first one, I sent them a copy."
Yeah.
After the Holocaust, we were done.
We were done.
Then came to America
and
that was it.
I remember reading a book by a
conservative rabbi about how Orthodoxy
is dead. It was the 1970s.
And how conservative is the only thing
that's going to exist.
And today the conservative movement is
on its last legs. Everyone knows it.
Gasping for existence.
Um and we've been rebuilt.
Remember the words of Mark Twain when a
newspaper
uh
publishes obituary.
And he commented,
"Reports of my death have been highly
exaggerated."
I remember 1967. I was alive then.
Everyone was sure this was the end of
the state of Israel. It was only 19
years old.
The Golan Heights were considered
unconquerable.
Egypt had the biggest air force in the
Middle East.
The Jordanian Legion was considered the
most powerful army.
The whole country was only 9 miles wide.
Wouldn't take much to destroy it.
And everybody was writing our obituary.
And then we won.
It shocked the world.
And I remember somebody wrote an article
at the time that says, "Now everybody
doesn't like us.
When we were going to be wiped out, then
we had a lot of friends cuz everybody
likes dead Jews.
But when we survived
So, some people actually were
sympathetic to Jews on Shemini Atzeres
when they killed 1,200 of us. But as
soon as we fought back, then everybody
hated us.
Some people hated us even before we
fought back. They were already
protesting against us.
Pretty scary, eh?
Anyway,
that's the point. So, in midst of
Hashem,
we should appreciate the fact
Here's to new beginnings.
And just remember expect the unexpected.
Or as they say in Israel, we don't rely
on miracles, we depend on them.
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