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And uh uh for those you haven't figured
out yet uh I ran a PES program. If you
haven't found out about it yet, then I
don't know what rock you've been hiding
under. But uh I want to tell you a story
first to introduce what I'm going to
talk about uh about the PES program. And
that is
um I moved to Los Angeles in 1977.
My parents still refer to it as me
running away from home. And I went to
LA. I was working in what was then
called the Hebrew Amech Hebrew High
School, Ach High School. Today it's
called VTC under Rab Shia Cohen. And uh
I was uh I was there for uh a year and
then over the summer I ran Hill Day Camp
in Beverly Hills. I was the assistant
director and uh and the next year I was
teaching an AM Hebrew Academy and I was
tricked into taking an NCSY chapter. I
don't know if I've told the story
before, but people always say, "I don't
know why you bother saying it. You're
just going to keep saying the same
stories anyway." So, if I've told it
already, I'm telling it again. Yeah. Um
I was active in the youth program in
Shahit Sedic in the San Fernando Valley
where I lived. All the kids would come
and hang out at my apartment on Shabas.
So when the position became open for
youth director, I considered applying
for it. But my good friend Shilim first
who was also my was applying for it and
I dropped out of the running and he took
it over. He became uh the uh youth
director in Shedek but this fellow who
was in charge of the region at the time
a regional director. I knew nothing
about NCSY. He said I heard you're
interested. I said, "No, I'm not. I as
much my local kids that I was willing."
He says, "Let me come down and interview
you." So, he comes down to the camp. He
says, "You're perfect for NCSY." I said,
"I'm not interested. I never heard of
NCSY. I don't want to do anything." He
says, "Well, do me a favor. This is a
great trick. I used it when I was a
regional director." He says, "Do me a
favor. Just go down for the interview
cuz I promised I'd send them some
candidates. you don't have to take the
job, but just this way at least you'll
make me look good. And I said, "Okay."
So, I go down. I didn't realize how
stupid this is. So, I go down and they
say, "What would you do if you had the
job?" I said, "Well, I would do X, Y,
and Z." They said, "Congratulations,
you're hired."
[laughter]
So, what was I supposed to say? I didn't
want the job. THEN WHY'D YOU COME FOR AN
INTERVIEW? I said, "I came for an
interview expecting not to get the job."
I mean, [laughter]
so now I was stuck and I had no idea how
to do any of this. I don't know where
any of this was. So the regional
director said to me, "Don't worry. I
will work with you. I will be by your
side. I will help you every step of the
way." I thought, "Great." A week later,
he was gone. So there was nobody. I'm
suddenly in charge of this
NCSY chapter. I have no idea what NCSY
is. I know nothing about it, you know.
And uh so I go down to the regional
office which was on Wilshshire
Boulevard, this beautiful thing. It was
a fellow by the name of Lee Samson who
at the time had been regional director
and became the director of the OU. And
uh I said, "Look, I don't know anything
about NCSY. Can I go through the
materials?" And I read everything they
had in the office about NCSY, which
apparently no one ever did besides Lee
Samson. I don't even know if he did. So
it turned out I was the second most
knowledgeable person about West Coast
NCSY because I read all this stuff. So I
go to my first Shabatone which was in
San Francisco and Lee says to me, I'd
like you to run the program. I said, I
can't run the program. I've never been
to a Shabatone. I don't know what NCSY
is. So he turns to somebody else and
says, you run the program. He goes,
okay. [laughter] That was my first
exposure. Yeah. And uh I I was really
building as I was moving along. I had no
idea what I was doing. I was really
flying by the seat of my pants and uh
trying to develop as I was going along
to figure out what the correct way was
to be able to do all this. Yeah. Anyway,
they had in West Coast what was called a
winter seminar. We had to fly up to uh
uh the Bay Area. They had gotten this
fancy camp and my kids had no money, you
know, because I tricked everybody into
joining just like I got tricked into
taking the job. So I we had to raise
money for them. So we were selling Khan
candles. They were selling in the
Judeaica store over there for 25 cents.
We were selling them for a dollar right
in front of them. One of my kids got
arrested. It was a good story. But
anyway, we raised enough money to fly
everybody up there. We ran this seminar
and I did not realize at the time there
was apparently a der of talent in NCSY
especially somebody who's able to speak
and talk to the kids and give Shirim and
be a bentora and write articles all the
different things that I'm able to do at
the same time because of my ADD. So I'm
able to do all kinds of different stuff.
So they started me offering me to become
regional director in a bunch of regions
all over the country and I said look
I've just started I really think I
should finish my year here first before
I try to get another job right anyway
there was a lot of foss that went on
obviously because there was no regional
director and a lot of problems going on
so she had charetic they had 80 kids I
had 60 kids we were the two biggest
chapters and he said to me we're going
to make our own shabas and we're not
inviting anybody from the region. I said
uh Sheilim I don't think that's an I
said there goes that's what we're doing.
I said whatever you say boss. Yeah. So
when I moved to LA
uh New York was having blizzard after
blizzard after blizzard. And so when I
went there's
palm trees, birds of paradise. The whole
place is gorgeous. And people are saying
the weather here is terrible. We've had
rain for three days.
I said, "Oh, a bit of a bit of a
gullis." You know what I mean? I'm
sitting there buried under blizzards and
you're complaining about some rain. You
know, it was it was just unbelievable.
But people in LA, they think snow is
very exciting. I hate snow. I've always
hated snow. It's wet, it's cold, it gets
inside of your shoes. It just nothing
about it I like it. People throw
snowballs at me. It's just horrible. I
hate everything about snow. So uh that's
why when uh here in Jerusalem or no now
we're in Tavaria but in Jerusalem when
they predict snow so I my I dab him with
such kavana because I have to counteract
all the feels of tin robin [laughter]
who are all ding for snow AND I'M SAYING
NO SNOW I HATE SNOW anyway so
thank you [applause]
I hate it I hate you know I had to speak
once
in the winter in Flatbush and there's no
parking cuz all the cars are snowed in
and they don't even bother digging it
out. It's not worth it, you know? So,
you wait until you dig out your car and
you pull out and someone takes your
spot. You know what I mean? And it's
like, so I'm looking around for a place
to park. I think I finally parked on top
of a fire hydrant. I don't know. You
know, to go in and speak and get back
before they tow my car, but they
couldn't because of the snow. So, I
figured I'm okay. [laughter] Anyway, I
hate snow. Yeah. So, uh, but in LA it's
very exciting. So, there's a place
called the Big Bear Mountains where they
have snow in the winter. So, we
advertised it as a ski weekend, which
was very exciting because all these kids
who had no shed,
they were like, "Wow, we're going to go
skiing." There was no skiing, so we
changed it to toboggoning. When we got
up there, there was no toboggoning. It
was actually tubing. But I don't care
because all of NCSY Shabatones is based
on a lie. The only way you get people to
come is by lying. Because if you told
them the truth, they say, "What's going
to happen?" He goes, "Well, you're going
to come and we're going to put you in a
home a mile and a quarter away from the
Shaw and you're going to walk there and
you're going to have to quickly take a
shower and run back here so you'll sweat
it up. And then just before Shabers,
we're going to have the band play music
and you're going to dance and become all
sweated up. And then we're going to
davenin. And then we're gonna have a
speech. And then we're gonna dive in.
And we're gonna have a ma a big meal.
And then we're going to dance. Boys with
boys and girls with girls. And then
we're gonna have another speech. And
then we're going to have educational
sessions. And then we're going to come
together and have another speech and eat
something. And you're going to walk home
and then come back in the morning. We're
going to dive in for a very, very, very,
very long time. Yeah. And we'll throw in
a couple of speeches during davining.
And then you'll go for the lunch. And
then we'll dance. Boys with boys, girls
with girls. And then we'll have another
speech, educational session. And then
we'll have free time, which is almost
always cancelled because we don't have
enough time. And then we're gonna have
shas. Everyone's going to sit in a
circle and tell sad stories. And then
we're going to do which is going to take
an hour and a half. And people are going
to tell another sad story. And then
you're going to go home and change. And
we're going to have a Saturday night
program which lasts about 15 minutes.
And then we'll have a kit which will
last four hours. [laughter] So when
people say, "What's a shabatone?" It
goes, "Oh, it's a great social weekend.
>> [laughter]
>> you'll have a chance to meet other kids.
Saturday night we're having a band. Now,
any smart kid would have said, "I
noticed you left out all Friday and
Saturday, so you got to Saturday night.
Saturday night, we're going bowling."
You know, cuz we cut out everything
else. So, we just lie to people anyway,
you know. Fine. So, so she said to me,
"The seminar was all disorganized. We're
going to do it perfect." And we sat for
hours and hours and hours and planned
every detail. We broke everything into
all the groups. We had all the learning
groups. We educational materials. We had
everything all set up. It was
unbelievable. When this was going on,
David Adado, who was running San Diego,
heard about it and said, "Could I come
up?" It turned out that this was one of
the biggest events in the entire
region's history. And we wouldn't let
anybody from the region [laughter] come.
And they were like it's their region and
I was like sorry you can't come it's our
cuz you have three chapters
participating with 170 people you know
uh fine you know so uh so okay you know
anyway so we planned it everything was
perfect we get up to the camp
two two of the buildings don't have any
heat one of them didn't have any water
cuz The pipe broke in the in the cold.
The Arab fell down. So all these fancy
things that I prepared, we had to bring
everybody out into the snow and I read
it from my room. Okay, here are the
groups. Listen closely.
And it was just everything that could go
wrong go wrong. Why? Because
[clears throat] me and Ry first were
sure that we were smarter than everybody
and we're going to do everything
perfect.
Perfect. And a kurb had other plans.
It was one of the most successful
shabatones that ever took place in in
the region's history and a lot of kids
became from a lot of people got
involved. It was unbelievable in spite
of the fact that all of our planning
went arai. So, um I have been planning
this PES program for at least 10 years,
possibly 20 years. We came up to this
hotel last year basically to check it
out to see if it had what I wanted and
uh I uh I I was very happy and I met
with the manager Isra and I told him I
want to take the hotel and make my own
program next year and he says I'll get
back to you. sukus time. I get a call
from the manager says we'll meet in
Jerusalem
in this travel agency's office and I
didn't know why we were meeting there
and I said what we want to do and he
says okay and it's fine I said I need x
number of rooms for myself I need one
for a kazin I need uh I need for day
camp you know is that fine you know that
sounds wonderful let's see what you do I
said me I think I could fill up the
hotel I never did this before in my life
I don't know you know that People aren't
usually making their pes by kaneka. I
learned, you know. Anyway, so uh it
turns out that the travel agency
actually has the hotel, [snorts] but
they don't speak any English. So we
arranged with another travel agency to
work with them. So I've got two
different travel agencies who are
actually in charge. And then after we've
started to book people, etc., he says,
"Well, I'm not giving you those rooms.
I'll give you one room for every 12
rooms that you book. I said, there's
only 150 rooms. I need 15 rooms. Even if
I sell the whole hotel, I'm not going to
get it. Ah, well, we'll give you some at
the end if uh if you sell out
everything, you know. Fine. So, of
course, I didn't fill out by Kaneka
because we they gave us very little
time. And it was after Sukus that they
finally finished the guy. I had like
three weeks till Kaneka. So, they said,
"We're going to start booking some
rooms." And they booked a few rooms, you
know, just to mess me up. And I went
after it and
I had the entire hotel filled by tubish
[applause]
all done.
And when I first came up with this idea,
my wife said to me, "What happens if
there's a war up north?" [laughter]
And I said, "We did that already.
[laughter]
We already had a war up north twice.
There's not going to be another war up
north. Don't worry about it. It's as
safe as could be. It's completely
secure. There's nothing to worry about.
And then on PURM, [laughter]
they started a war.
Now, that was, for my point, was
extremely poor planning. [laughter]
But Donald Trump guaranteed us that in a
few weeks it would all be over.
[laughter]
But apparently he was overly optimistic
[laughter] because he also said that
there's no way that they can shoot down
any of our planes and then they just
shut down one of our planes which uh is
a problem. It's a problem. This is what
happens when you elect a real estate guy
to be president. You know what I mean?
He tells you everything will be great.
Don't worry about his finest, the
biggest, the best, you know. So, uh, a
lot of people cancelled. uh had some
diehards who said we're going to go
ahead anyway and then I had Americans
who could not get here. They tried every
way they could. They could not get here.
Right? My uh daughter Yafa and my
son-in-law
said, "We will go through Egypt."
Now, I don't know if you know this, but
the Egyptians really aren't that
friendly,
[laughter] particularly to Jews. You
know, there's a reason we celebrate
Pesak as you mim [laughter]
cuz we don't want to be there.
Now, they also brought along uh because
they do this for schools and for
organizations and things. if if you're
interested in this, you know, virtual
reality glasses and they took their
whole thing, filled up a suitcase and
slept it from America. And then they
landed in after their flight was delayed
8 hours. They landed in Cairo and then
they traveled well they had to wait for
the next flight which was delayed three
hours and then they got to Charal and
then they traveled three hours to get to
the border and they go, "What's this?"
He says, "It's for a family gathering."
So he says, "No, we're going to take
them away. We're going to this. We're
going to that." And there's a lot of the
So my son-in-law, you know, was fighting
with them and arguing. And my daughter
felt like, "Listen, there are a lot of
armed Arabs here.
[laughter]
Just saying. You know, maybe it doesn't
pay to fight with them when they have
guns pointed at you. [laughter]
that doesn't slow down somebody like
he's an Israeli. He's used to seeing
armed Arabs, you know what I mean? So
somehow they get through, they have to
pay off these people, you know what I
mean? And they finally get it to the
other side and Hashem, they're in
Israel. And the Israelis say, "What's
this?" [laughter]
Israel family again. What 30 of them
got? We're big family. What do you mean?
You know, so fine. So we pay off some
Israelis now [laughter]
and they drive to a lot and they drive
up to Yushaim to be able to get here. My
daughter Mindy who works on NYU uh
campus uh
booked a direct flight on LAR and came
in you know [laughter]
the next day
and I said
Yav spent 35 hours to get here.
[laughter] said, "How was it?" "Oh, it
was terrible. This guy was sitting next
to me. It was so grim, [laughter]
but not everybody could get here. A lot
of people really tried with a lot of
mysterious nation." So, we had a lot of
cancellations, you know, and I actually
uh considered, you know, canceling the
program. They said to me, "Look, we'll
give you your rooms anyway, you know,
keep the program going." and bor hashem
when most of the hotels in Israel are
between 20 and 30% full the noki merit
mostly because of the rabbiowski program
is about 70% full so [cheering]
[applause]
now I had had this great questionnaire
with all kinds of questions where do you
stay what do you have you have you coin
lab you do you do this every detail it
didn't work cuz all the people filled
out the form didn't come. So, we
suddenly got a whole bunch of new people
and you know, we're trying the best that
we can to put everything together. And I
felt like I felt in big bear on two
levels. One is all my planning was for
Fallen. Everything fell apart. All my
brilliant plans. And I have to say,
having some experience, this is the most
successful PES program I've ever been
at.
>> [applause]
>> And I'll tell you what I think the most
important thing is. And a lot of people
have been coming over to me over over
the Pesak and telling me the same thing.
What a wonderful group of people. So
high miss [applause] so nice.
You know I had said on the podcast I
wasn't looking for a five-star hotel. I
was looking for a partial place. People
said I thought I was coming to a dump.
You know what I mean? [laughter]
We're like, "No food. This is the best
food I've ever had in any hotel.
People told me I went to fivestar
hotels. I didn't have food as good as
this." You know, people were
[clears throat] telling me the rooms are
beautiful. The grounds are very nice.
You know, and we have an outdoor pool.
So do a lot of the other hotels, but
it's been raining and cold. They can't
use it. But we also have a little indoor
pool, SO WE CAN GO SWIMMING.
>> [applause]
[laughter]
>> SO uh
what it means is if you have siata
desmaya and I remember my father used to
tell an old joke. He says this guy comes
out of an alley with a gun and says
stick them up. The guy says stick what
up? Says don't confuse me. It's my first
job. you know. [laughter]
So someone came over to me and said,
"This is my first basic program." I
said, "Mine, too." [laughter]
And he came over to me after and said,
"I thought you were kidding. This is
really your first basic program."
[laughter] So I said, "Yeah." Then
someone else came up to me and said,
"You're not making any money on this." I
said, "No, I'm paying for some of my
rooms.
I am paying for this to run this entire
program because [cheering]
[applause]
my dream has always been to have a pesak
program with this surrounded by good
nice people and like I say anyone who
comes here uh I don't and someone
explain this to me I understand it in
Israel they don't sell hotel they don't
sell programs I don't even know what a
program is they sell a tell. And then
one night they'll give you uh you know
the a lot duo, you know, with an
accordion, you know what I mean? And a
guitar.
They're about 115 years old.
[laughter]
You know,
and a couple of things someone playing
the the spoons, you know what I mean?
[laughter] They give you a little bit of
entertainment that they throw in on the
side, you know what I mean? But they
don't really care because you came for
the hotel and that's it, you know? And
they they're concerned, I have a problem
in this program. People are complaining.
There's too much to do and the programs
are overlapping. I SAID, WELL, I ONLY
HAVE A WEEK. I'M trying to fit
everything in. So, I have this going on
at the same time and that going on at
the same time, you know. And when I
first decided I was going to make a
program, you know, so I said, I can do
this because I have an unusually
talented family. Yeah. [applause]
So last night which was mostly Shabas
first Yaf and Schmal did their virtual
reality thing for the people. People
kept coming in different guests and
doing the show. It was unbelievable.
Then they went upstairs. My son Moshi
Yehuda who has been on my podcast two
times with his friends. He did a concert
and a couple of his brother-in-laws, you
know, played along with him and uh and
some of the grandchildren came up to
sing and I was like, someone said to me,
this is an unusually talented family and
Borak Hashem, they take after my wife.
That's all I can say. [laughter]
And my wife gave a sh, my daughter gave
a sh. And there's just we don't have
enough time.
BUT NOT ONLY DO we not have enough time,
but you have to understand that we have
an unusually talented group. And people
keep coming over to me and saying, "I
can do this for the program." I said,
"I'm trying to fit it in." As people
complaining to me, I have too much in
here, you know, but people keep
volunteering different uh uh uh things
that they can do and uh and just keep
adding to it and it's just amazing. So I
have to tell you that some of the people
who have been on my podcast in the past
are actually here. They're participating
in the program etc. And so with this as
my briefest introduction, [laughter]
I would like to call up my first guest
who has been on the podcast before and
that is of course the mastermind of
Torah Live who created the Rabbi Sitter
[laughter] character,
Rabbi Dan Ross. [applause]
>> [applause]
[cheering]
>> Now, I know a lot of people thought if
he's going to call me, I would have
gotten dressed. I don't want that.
[laughter]
I knew I was going to be here, so I put
on a tie in a jacket. But I figure
everybody else, [laughter]
>> you know, you guys turn up.
>> Welcome to the Rabbi Alvski Pesak Show.
Rabbi Dan. [applause]
[cheering]
Now you've been on the show already.
>> Yeah.
>> To talk about
>> talk talk to the people for those people
who might have missed this episode. Now
I have to tell you every single week I
meet people who said I didn't know you
had a show and they stumble on it and
they go back to the beginning AND WATCH
SEVEN YEARS OF THIS
and after that they have to go to rehab
because [laughter]
they start talking to people and they're
like uh hi how are you goes it's ra
[laughter]
so remind the people about Torah life.
>> Torah Life Alive is a way to enthrral
young and old with the love of Tyra and
Mits starring one and only Rabbi Sidd.
>> By the way, I am the voice of Rabbi
Sitter. [applause] Not only that, the
character was drawn based on me.
[laughter]
I wish I was that square. I'm actually
kind of round, but [laughter]
otherwise it's about the same. Could I
ever tell you the story by the way of
the animator who became f from
animating?
>> No.
>> So um one of the Israeli at the time uh
animators on staff was animating Rabbi
Sa and he'd listened to hours worth of
you talking [laughter] about and
exists.
>> You know what? I'm going to stop you for
a second. If you watch the Rabbi Sid
Amuna series, those are just my shirum
on Masil's that I gave in seminary that
is said with more jokes and and
cartoons, but otherwise it's all the
same material. Yeah. [laughter] So, here
he is and he's listening again and
again. You have to repeat it. And he
said he never really had a chance to
learn. This is a guy who grew up in the
Israel system. never exposed to the
beauty of your toy and your thoughts and
he said it really kind of sank in and
had a deep effect on him and now he's
religious and
[applause]
now this is something that I found
mind-blowing
you have statistics on where people are
listening and watching Torah live where
now I assume [laughter]
I assume Brooklyn, the five towns.
>> Yeah.
>> Lakewood.
>> Lakewood is number two, actually.
>> Yeah. Um maybe uh you know uh uh uh uh
Gold is Green Henden.
>> What is that? [laughter]
>> If you're going to ask that question,
you're going to have to change your
accent. [laughter]
>> It's in an Arab country called England.
>> [applause]
>> Both of those neighborhoods are in a a
city known as London Stand. Anyway,
[laughter]
so that okay, that makes sense. Abber
India, we have someone from Ben Manasha
who I didn't even know. I had to look
them up what the Basha was, but there's
a whole tribe of B Manasha out there.
Wow.
>> And uh they watch it and obviously down
under in Australia very very popular
there. Didn't you tell me a story once
that you were in a school and
>> this goes even better. Before Rabbi
Sitter, I did a series for Rabbi Dan on
conscious and he created this character
called Rabbi Crumb
>> Professor
>> Professor Crumbly Corn [laughter] and I
figured it must have been seen by about
12 people. You know what I mean? I'm in
Melbourne, Australia and I'm speaking in
a there and the kids are all going like
this.
[laughter]
At the end they come up to me and say,
"Are you Professor Crumbly Gorn?"
[laughter]
So yeah, I down in Australia of all
places. [laughter]
No, but there were some really weird
places.
>> Miami,
>> Africa, [laughter]
>> remind me.
>> There was like Kenya or Zer or something
like that. You had you printed up a
whole thing to try to raise money.
You're not doing too good right now.
Yeah, [laughter]
you're like all these weird countries
all around the world. You said tour live
is being listened to in all of these
places.
>> Yeah.
>> Do you still work for this place?
[laughter]
>> How did I lose control of the show?
Anyway, yeah. [laughter]
>> You don't remember this? You had a hand
out. I read it. I was I was blown away.
First of all, how many people listen and
then in how many different countries?
>> Yeah, 100%. Everybody can check it out
at toolive.com. We have some people here
in the audience who are uh big of rabbi
hands UP
[applause]
and um yeah where is Torah live going
because you keep expanding. I I know
this as Rabbi Sitter um it's such a
fullervice type of a thing. He brings me
in to do a whole series on gardening. Is
that out yet?
>> [laughter]
>> on gardening. Rabbi Sid teaching about
gardening.
>> Then he has Rabida teaching kids how to
play chess.
>> Did that come out yet?
>> Chess? Not yet. No. Coming to school.
[laughter]
>> So he keeps thinking, what could kids
gain from in their life?
>> So talk to me about Torah live 2030.
Where do you see it? What do you
envision? And every
Jewish law, every hashkafra, every good
character trait should be taught in the
language of our generation. That the
language that kids and adults can't
really get enough of. We have three,
four cameras right here. And this is the
new way that our generation is
communicating and Torah is infinite.
It's above time. And what we have to do
is take the most beautiful, gorgeous
thing in the world and put it on the
medium that our generation is just
thirsty and dying to learn from.
Thank you, Rabbi Dan. [applause]
We have another person who was a guest
on the podcast was here as well. He came
on to the podcast to talk about his book
about Purim and uh I don't think he
really got enough attention at the time
because it was the first time on the
podcast. I want you to know I have a
live audience here so it's much easier.
But I used to uh just sit there and talk
at a camera and talk to nobody. Why?
because I've got 11 kids and I'm used to
talking to nobody. So, it doesn't make
it anyway. [laughter]
Just kidding. But most people come on to
the show and it's just it's a little
intimidating because you're not used to
just talking to nobody. You know what I
mean? Most people when they talk to
somebody they get some kind of response.
I'm used to not having anything.
[laughter]
So, Rabbi Abby Lieberman who is a ramen
Leavon and an author of many different
books is here with us. Rab Lieberman,
PLEASE. [applause]
I GOT to say this is such a fun program.
I'm having such a great time. You know,
Rabbi Freed from the Seus tours used to
make tours to Europe and he would bring
me along and the reason he brought me
along was he said I know if people see
your picture they know I'll have a good
time and that's all that we want to do
is we want to have a good time a
positive growth oriented. Welcome to the
Rabbi Alowski. Welcome back to the Rabbi
Alowski show. Really, [applause]
>> thank you for the heads up. I appreciate
it. I told you I'm calling out people at
random and that's it. And I said if
anybody doesn't come up, we just turn
the camera and focus on them [laughter]
and I'll just wait.
>> Now, there's no way to hide that. You
really don't prepare for this
whatsoever. [clears throat]
>> I have said this many times. People
don't believe me, but people see this.
When when [laughter] Jakob Schlommo
comes, he's all set up in the living
room. I turn to my say, "What should I
talk about?" She goes, "I I don't know."
You know? [laughter] So, the last
podcast, which was all about talking
nicely. She says, "You just did three
podcasts about being nasty. Why don't
you say something nice?" I was like,
"Hey, [laughter] that's novel. I could
do that."
So, uh, [snorts] uh, Barry Lieberman,
you you've been on PES. Have you been on
the PEC program before?
>> With you?
>> Oh, only with me?
>> Only with you?
>> Where? We went to Gayways. We
>> went together. We went to Florida one
time. They went to minus the program.
>> Oh, [laughter]
we're a family for a program waiting to
happen.
>> That's right.
>> We are the program. [laughter]
>> But Gateway's got to be like, you know,
five star, six star, seven star, an
island somewhere,
>> tropical place.
So what did you uh what what's your
impression of the pes problems taking
place and what's happening you were on a
panel Friday night talking about
>> right yeah it's um it's real time this
whole thing is real time right now it's
real time um I never spoke about pesak
so much in my life but I was preparing
the book on puram so I spent a few
months even through khan writing about
pur pur now since the last pesak it's
just been pes pes pes and like you said
we're a group of very talented people,
very thoughtful people and everyone just
gave it their all and we're joined a
group of people here who also are just
very involved and appreciative which
also is very helped to go forward
[applause]
and like I said there's a lot of the
people themselves who want to contribute
to the program so next year we're going
to have to put out a 45page booklet
[laughter]
for Era of Pesak of all the things that
we have planned and it's only going to
grow from there so it gets bigger and
bigger so uh Yeah. So, anybody who would
like to reserve now, um, [laughter]
and I have said this, uh, oh, I said it
and it turns out to be true that our PES
program has 70% less missiles than every
other PES program in Israel.
And that's my arrangement because they
just they don't they don't want to hit
me [laughter]
>> cuz you don't die from missiles. What?
>> You don't die from
>> I don't die in missile attacks. We die
from diabetes and heart disease. That's
how we've gone for generations. That's
how I intend to go. [laughter]
>> So, do you want to share a PES thought
story thought? As long as you're here
and you've been writing about PES,
>> didn't you just say you were working on
Pesak?
>> No. No. I said I've been uh I mean the
kes program and we [laughter]
[laughter]
know I I think I I think the thought
about is that we're trying to go through
a point where we restrengthen our
connection to our Judaism and toem and
then we have at the end of the seder who
knows one I know one right but also it
went pretty loud and
>> yeah by the way I don't know if you can
notice this I lost my voice at the seder
because I had um
130 or 40 people at the seder and they
stuck me in the middle of the dining
room because I don't have somebody who's
working with me 100%. And I was
screaming over everything and everyone
came to me at the end and said that was
such a beautiful seder I couldn't hear a
word you said [laughter]
and for that I lost my voice.
screaming in the dining room screaming
[laughter]
and it's very hard to get your voice
back when you lost it. In fact, there
was one time one of my kids did
something really crazy and I screamed at
them to the point that I lost my voice
and I had to speak that night for Mrs.
Olawick about BONN [laughter]
and I said I lost my voice preparing for
this year. I was screaming at my kids.
[laughter]
>> Yeah. So, we we did the best we could.
We did the best we could.
>> And [laughter]
one is Hashem. Two is what's two? What's
three? Because writes in that now that
we connect reconnected to Judaism. Do we
think like a Jew? What does one remind
you of? What is three? What is three? Do
you start thinking like a Jew? And I
think that's basis of most of your
Shirum. You force people uncomfortably
sometimes to think.
>> Yeah.
>> And that's Judaism. [laughter]
We do.
>> People don't like that really.
>> Yeah,
>> that's um that's the theme.
>> Yeah, that's beautiful. [laughter]
>> Ladies and gentlemen, R Liberman, thank
you.
[applause]
Now, I mentioned this already that last
night we had a concert and it was the
Olowski concert because although every
Olowski is talented and very musical and
uh in fact next year we're going to be
having I hope a women's concert and
we're going to uh there are even people
here who are willing to to participate
and to run a kum. We just didn't have a
time and a and a schedule this this year
around. But of course, my son Moshi
Yehuda, who is better known to the world
as Moyo. Now on YouTube, the number one
viewed
uh uh episode that I had was Toby
Singer, but
the second and third most viewed were
the ones with Moshi Yehudor Alavski and
his friends from Waterberry who sang and
it was Mamish just so and whenever we
have it people say why doesn't Moyo come
on the show ever again. And I said cuz
now I can't afford him. But he's stuck
here anyway. So Moshi Hudorowski, the
famous Moyo. [applause]
Take your time. There's no rush.
[laughter]
>> I wasn't prepared for this class to
hold.
>> Nobody is prepared. That's the point.
This is candid. When you least expect
it, you're elected. Pun
smile. You're on the Rabowski show. So,
[laughter]
tell me about tell me about uh your
contribution to Jewish music.
I asked you this on the very first
podcast and you went, "Yeah, it was
good." So, the second time you rehearsed
with your friends, but now I saw you
last night and I was amazed cuz I saw
[cheering]
[applause]
so polished,
>> such charisma, such charm besides all
the other talents that you have. So, how
do you see Jewish music? And I mean,
obviously there's, you know, different
kinds of ones, but you know, your
particular music. Where would you put
it? [cough and clears throat]
>> Um, so I like composing songs and I
enjoy singing and playing. Um, but to
me, I guess what music represents, it
represents is just a space to express,
to be honest, um, and to to connect to
something in a deeper way than just
words. Words, you know, maxes out at a
certain place and then music enters a
new realm. So, I'm trying to like sound
super fancy. This is very on the spot.
So, that's
>> that's okay. That's okay. Don't worry
about it. [laughter] We can edit it out
if we THINK IT'S STUPID.
THIS IS 2026. What are you worried
about? [laughter]
>> No, I mean when you when this not only
the songs you wrote, but when you
present it, you present it in with a
message cuz it's not just the music.
There's a message to the music. What's
the message you want to give across to
people? Because listen, it's it's it's
no secret. you know, you were in
Waterberry, you're automish, you got to
see before you went onto the mirror and
became the top guy in the mirror. But,
you know, you you went through that. And
by the way, he's still available. So,
anyway, [laughter]
well, I'm looking for a girl of really
special qualities, wonderful midos, and
rich, rich, rich, rich. Because
[laughter]
not only do I want him to be kept in the
position to which he is going to custom,
I expect to make a few dollars on the
DEAL MYSELF. SO, [laughter]
WE'LL BE OPENING THE BIDDING.
NO. So that when you approach, I don't
have to tell you this and I'm not going
to name names, but there are certain
people who get up who are skillful in
their music, but they're plastic,
you know, and you come in with a with a
message and a mission. I mean, that's
how I felt when I heard you singing. How
would you define that? Um, yeah. I think
I think it just comes down to
authenticity. I think today I think
today what people are craving um it's
becoming clear just by seeing that like
today every every other guy puts out a
song like there's so many people putting
out music. I think people are
>> you know you can make it up with AI
today.
>> Yeah.
>> Somebody showed me he says I said to AI
write me a song like this and like this
and this and pushes the button and the
song comes out. There's no nothing.
Nobody composed it. There was nothing
there.
>> Yeah. It's like killing creativity in a
certain way. But I think you could I I'm
of the opinion that you could sense
where a song came from. You hear a song,
you could feel if it came from the
heart. At the same time, AI is getting
good enough that it could trick you that
it came from the heart. So it's like
Groucher Mark said, the most important
thing is sincerity. Once you can fake
that, the rest is easy. So
but I I disagree. I because you said
this when in the music is it speaks
directly to the nama. It goes it goes
beyond the words. It goes inside of it.
And like the za kadesh says that uh uh
the shar nagina next to the shar chuva.
And so it has a power to be able to
transform when it's real. And when it's
plasticky I I I believe you can tell it.
You can tell when somebody's not real.
>> Yeah. I think you can sense it. That's
why today I think a lot of people are
are craving just like real real. People
want real from the heart even if it's
not fully fully 100% polished and show
and professional. That's why the singer
songwriter style I think today is taking
off much more the isbo type of singers.
Um, so to me, I just try to I just try
to share what's happening for me in a
real way and I try to be present and
authentic and if that's able to go over
then I don't know [applause]
I don't know told you when I was in LA
AB Rottenberg was there he was working
in the in the school and sometimes
they'd invite me over I was a buck
invite me over for dinner one night and
he'd come home and as his wife was
setting everything up he would sit down
at the piano and just start playing and
I didn't recognize what he was playing
and I said to his wife once what's he
playing and she said his day he could
just sit down and take whatever his
experiences were and turn to music which
is if you go through is what Melik did
this happened to him he wrote a misb
this happened he wrote a ketim this
happened everything that happened in his
life turned into that song you know so I
mean I see the way that you compose and
I can't compose music I don't
It doesn't, you know, it's a gift that
is a mat from aeshu
um and uh that that it just comes from
the inside
>> and it's not there, you know,
>> right? So you have or you don't or you
have AI.
[laughter]
>> Thanks, Jim. Mayor Olowski. [applause]
Now, I don't know if I mentioned this,
but we have an unusually talented
family. Yeah. [laughter]
And one of the treats that we did last
year is that I had a grandson who made
his own radio show that he sent out to
everybody to play on the drive up. So
this year I told him to do the same
thing and to send it to all of the
participants. Did everybody here get a
copy of the radio show? Yeah, some
people didn't weren't able to open it or
whatever it was, but you know I don't
know about technology but uh uh to be
able to put it together. I'm happy to
have the number one disc jockey in
Israel with us today, Mosha Cayam
Lieberman.
I should point out that today is my
father-in-law's site Mosha Kim Gans who
[clears throat] Mosha was named for him.
So this is definitely a special treat.
Mo, how do you go about making a radio
show?
>> So I thought about it like two years ago
or something to start doing radio show.
>> How long beforehand did you work on it?
I think of ideas already like a month
before something and then I record it
the pen sometimes like a night before,
two nights before.
>> So it's not just songs though.
>> Yeah. Also more stuff like
>> you have like sticks and stuff.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. And your father helps you with
them sometimes.
>> Yeah. He helps the most.
>> Yeah. So what was the funniest bit that
you put in in the past two years that
you think you think you'd listen to that
and you say I can't believe how
unbelievably talented I am. [laughter]
So, I think the interviews
they're funny, but not only me, it's
also my father. He knows how to imitate
a lot of voices.
>> Yeah, but you have to come up with a
concept and tell him what to do, right?
>> He mostly thinks of the ideas.
>> Okay. Well, that's [laughter]
work with me here, kid. Okay. I'm trying
TO [laughter]
YEAH. SO, UH, so between you and your
dad, what do you think was the funniest
bit you came up with? [laughter]
>> The interviews. There's like we do like
two interviews usually. Each one they're
all of them funny. And also,
>> which interview?
>> This year I did two interviews. I did.
One of them was Mati's Pizza as if I'm
interviewing him from a pizza store and
like he like opens his store in Pesak
and like I find out and he's like oh no
I don't. And then there's another
interview that he's like very like he's
like as if expert for safety and then
like ask him all different questions and
he says like all different stuff about
safety that like no has to say.
[laughter]
>> Well I thought last year you had the one
where you interviewed the atahara.
>> Yeah. So that really idea it came from
uh we were listening to some stuff like
in from camp roamu
>> they would do stuff from that came the
idea
>> and uh my father thought [laughter]
>> okay well you've contributed absolutely
nothing over here so [laughter]
you're lucky you're cute that's the most
important thing [laughter] we just have
you here for your looks all right ladies
and GENTLEMEN LEAVE THEM
>> [applause]
>> UM, WE THERE'S ANOTHER concert going on
now that we're supposed to go to. I
don't really know anything about it cuz
the hotel arranged it. I gave him a
suggestion for a couple of people and
they said no. So, uh, so I don't know
how it's going, but I'm sure it's very
good because he definitely is
good-looking and he has a a keyboard.
So, I'm [laughter]
I'm sure that's going to be a lot of
fun. Is Schlommo here?
>> Schlommo. Oh, I gotta tell you, this is
[laughter]
Schlommoki was on the show only once to
talk about how to make a barbecue cuz he
was the proprietor of Schlime's meat.
And Schlime's Meat, he finally closed it
down because he realized that this was
an enormous amount of work and it wasn't
making any money. So, [laughter]
uh, he spent a tremendous amount of time
perfecting a skill and now he's going
into computers. But last night he
debuted for the first time the uh,
Schlommoki comedy extravaganza. And so
I'd like to invite to the show for the
second time Schlommoki. [applause]
By the way, if you hear me starting to
introduce you, you should start coming
up already
and not wait till I finish the
introduction till I go uh
it always amazes me when you go to uh aa
and there's like some godador who's like
115 years old and HE HE'S SITTING IN THE
BACK AND they introduce him and he's
like
>> [laughter]
>> And there's an old mini that they have
to use a sound system from 1942, you
know. So they go
[laughter]
like
go and he slowly gets up, SIT UP FRONT.
YOU KNOW THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU
SOMETHING. [laughter]
ANYWAY, welcome to back to the Rabi
show. from all [cheering]
[applause]
great to be back. It's great to be back.
>> So, you told me after your tremendous
hit uh last night, which not only was it
unbelievable, but it was unbelievably
surprising cuz no one think you were
going to be successful. Nobody.
[laughter]
All the family among themselves were
talking, "Oh my gosh, this is going
[laughter]
and you killed it. YOUR MOMAGE KILLED
IT.
>> [applause]
>> NO, WHEN I mean that he literally took
out a knife and killed people. I mean,
it was like that's a show that kills.
You know what I mean? [laughter] But you
told me there was some material you left
out that you forgot to use.
>> Yeah. Well, to be fair, you were the
first person who told me I wouldn't be
successful.
>> Yeah. But but to be fair, I was only
repeating I was only repeating what I
heard. Okay. It wasn't. [laughter]
It's like the old joke where the the the
guy comes over to the rough and he says,
"You're a phony. You're a liar. You're a
crook. You're a He's all upset." And the
Shamish says, "Ah, don't listen to that
guy. He just repeats what he hears."
Anyway, [laughter]
so you were very successful, right? I
mean, you surprised yourself even.
[laughter]
>> Yeah. Yeah. Um,
>> but you told me afterwards you left out
some material,
>> right? So, which answer do you which
question do you want to answer?
[laughter] Just just keep talking. I'll
keep interrupting you with
[applause]
basically we want to see how you handle
high stress situations. [laughter]
>> Two completely different questions. So,
>> by the way,
>> you like pizza and what's your favorite
color? [laughter]
>> I just want to throw out also he did a
routine on dating. So, after we sell
Moshi Yehuda, [laughter] we're we're
putting him up for money, too. So,
>> it was actually propaganda. I've never
been on a date before, so it's only
[laughter]
don't believe what you see on the news.
>> Okay, that means anyway. [laughter]
>> Ladies, ladies, he's unbroken. You're
going to start out with nothing. You
won't know any difference. You know what
I mean?
>> I actually have been on the podcast
twice, but the first time was so
forgettable.
>> Oh, that was when we did that was during
co was me and you and Yakob. Yeah.
>> To be fair, I didn't say a word.
>> You didn't say a word. [laughter]
>> You sat there with a Mexican hat, you
know. Also, I didn't know I was coming
up now. That's why I'm not dressed. So,
I apologize for that.
>> It's [laughter] okay. We did this on
purpose. No, the next person I'm calling
up is not wearing anything. So, that's
really [laughter]
>> I would have
>> just for ratings. That should be
unbelievable.
>> I would have I would have at least worn
my [laughter] nice hoodie.
>> I would have I would have worn my shave
hoodie if I didn't I would have worn my
uh my nicer Crocs.
[laughter]
>> That's a lie. I have only one pair of
Crocs.
>> You only have one pair of Crocs. Anyway,
I'm telling you.
>> So, uh uh So, but you said there was
some material you didn't get a chance to
do. So, here's a chance for you to share
it with the general public.
>> I'm not sure if that's a great idea. I
[laughter]
>> Well, I had originally I had originally
had a lot of material that I worked on,
but um you know, you got to test it
first. And the few people that I tested
it on, when I got to the punch line, you
know, expect maybe a giggle or
something, and they were like
>> [laughter]
>> Okay, maybe it's not the best.
>> I'll tell you the truth though.
>> One year they were um uh they were doing
the uh or pur play,
>> right?
>> And I watched the opening. I said, "This
is so dumb. You can't do this. It's
going to be bizus. You can't do it."
>> And they were like, "Yeah, well, we
already rehearsed it." So, and it went
over great. People loved it.
>> Yeah. To be honest, I I was really
really nervous. I almost didn't do it
till the last second. There was some guy
literally in my ear telling me, "Are you
sure you want to do this?" [laughter]
>> That wasn't me.
>> Shout out Ellie. [applause] He was like,
he was like, "What if you're going to
bomb? WHAT IF [laughter] EVERYONE HATES
YOU?" I WAS LIKE, "WHAT?" NOW, now that
you say it, maybe I don't know. But
no, once I got on, I was actually very
comfortable after I fell flat on my
face, you [laughter] know.
No, it was a it's not that he got a bad
reaction. He literally fell on his face.
You know, [laughter]
>> I had a few seconds there where I was
debating what to do. Either run out of
the hall
and just [laughter]
>> That's one of the good things of falling
and hurting your leg. You can't run away
now. You're sort of stuck there. You
know, [laughter]
>> I have a few seconds as as my face is uh
you know, unsticking from the stage.
>> [laughter]
>> My brother-in-law David Lickman teaches
he's he's the RV in a prison.
>> So, talk about a captive audience,
[laughter]
but I'm bummed. [laughter]
>> We'll be here all night, folks.
[laughter]
>> So, the average I have to tell you also,
I've had stuff that I thought was really
funny and I would say it over to family
members. I'm not mentioning anybody in
particular, my wife. And [laughter]
she'd say, "I don't I don't I don't know
if that's uh that's going to go over so
well. I don't know if it's, you know,"
and I said, "Yeah, I'll give it a shot."
You know,
>> and uh and uh it usually went over
pretty well.
>> Yeah. So, they they told me the same
thing on some drugs. I won't say who,
Mindy, BUT UM [laughter]
um yeah, they told jokes. No, but but
there was one joke that I did want to
actually do [laughter] that I forgot
where it was it works better with the
crowd work, but I was going to say
>> Yeah,
>> I was going to say uh let's uh let's
start off with a little knock-knock
joke. You know, a little classic
knock-knock joke. So, um All right. I
got a great knock-knock joke, right? Go
for it. Say knock-knock.
>> Knock-knock. Who's there?
[laughter]
All right. I don't think you understood
the concept, but uh [laughter]
and uh I was going to continue from
there. But um
honestly, the second I got into the
stage, I forgot all my material.
[laughter] I looked back at my phone.
And I was like,
listen, you see people sometimes get on
stage like this has to prepare and they
get up there and they go,
[laughter]
you know, so those of us who do this for
a living, we make it look very easy, but
it's really not to get up in front of a
crowd and to be able to talk and
especially look, sometimes I I, you
know, present some jokes and they don't
go over so well. So someone says, "So
what do you do?" I said, "I can always
fall back on the Torah. I can just I can
play the rabbi card, you know what I
mean? And like so whereas for me like if
>> there's no joke like you can't go into a
Torah, you know, [laughter]
this guy's walking down the street, you
know, there's an interesting rashi, you
know, it's like, [laughter]
you know, you're kind of stuck there.
Like you just really you're committed at
that point. [laughter]
Actually, a fun fact about me is I have
terrible stage fright actually, which is
really ironic.
>> I when I started out, I'm incredibly
shy. I've always been shy. And
[laughter]
>> let me explain to you what I mean by
that. I one time went to America where
they do table seating for a and it was
one of Khan's kids who was getting
married in uh in America and so
apparently there's a system here when
you do table seating you try to put one
live wire at a table to like carry the
table and in his mind that was me and I
sat at the table quietly I drank the
water and I ate all the pickles and
[laughter] which is my minute and I
didn't make eye contact or talk to
anybody. When I'm here in Aris and they
don't have seating, I go to a bar
mitzvah. I look for an empty table. I
sit there and they bring me my little
plate with four different types of
starches. You know what I mean?
[laughter]
potato cougle, noodle coole uh um a
berea in the shape of a swan and
[laughter]
uh and uh and grilled vegetables that
were grilled during the Bengorian
administration, [laughter] you know. I
sit at my table, I eat my thing, I look
at my watch, I leave, I say masletov,
and I go, you know, I won't talk to
anybody. That's by nature. I'm a I am a
shy person, you know. I I worked to
overcome it, but by nature, you know,
but when I first started out, I had zero
self-esteem. I would get up and I would
speak and intellectually I knew it was
dynamite and I would I would walk away
and I would throw up or just start
gagging. I was so humiliated. I said, "I
made such a fool of myself. I can't
believe I did that." Intellectually, I
knew I was successful. you know, and
that's how I think when you uh
[laughter]
>> No, the thing is I I inherited all of
that and um [laughter] I I haven't
worked on myself yet. So really, I'm at
just that stage.
>> I I can understand.
>> So where's where does the uh
Schlamorowski comedy career go from
here?
>> That's a great question. Uh if you asked
me that last night before my show, I
would have said, you know, it's going
nowhere. Um [laughter]
this this is my
>> Right. But now that you're a hit,
now that it's a hit. I don't know.
>> You know, they are they have comedians
in Israel who work for the American
community. I I remember reading once an
article about this guy and this was his
this was one of his jokes. He says, "I
can stop aliyah right now. Just pass a
law that every boy has to be called dudy
and every girl has to be called oat."
And that [laughter] that was his joke.
Now, I would never tell a joke like that
cuz it's disgusting. But [laughter] I
think you could use it.
>> I think I think maybe I'll say all of
the unfiltered [laughter] jokes that you
don't.
>> There's a lot of jokes that
>> And then I have to take responsibility
for
>> There's a lot of jokes that I filter
out, you know. [laughter]
>> Really?
>> Yeah, I really do. I did. I know it
seems like I have no filters but you
know [laughter]
>> even the filter has a filter
>> but even the yeah I I really sometimes
you know and uh sometimes people set it
up for you and you're like no
[laughter] and there are certain people
I won't mention their names but they
always come up to me and say I'll ask
you I have to tell you a joke and I said
why you've never told me a joke yet that
I can say in public you know what I mean
they're all borderline inappropriate
they're not
>> [laughter]
>> But the malish, you know, just just
enough just enough that I can't get away
with it. You know what I mean? Um, I'll
give you an example. You know,
[laughter]
don't think we need to.
>> This is this is a joke. It's an old
Jewish joke. I would never tell it over
in public, but I'm I'm just
>> Would you like me to tell it for you?
>> I'm I'm bringing this as an example of
the kind of joke that I would never
tell. Was that [laughter]
this woman passes by a store and she
sees all these shoes in the window and
she says, "Oh, that might look nice on
me." And she goes in and there's an old
man sitting behind the table and he's
learning. So she says, "I'd like to see
the blue shoes in a size six." He says,
"Lady, this is not a shoe store."
[laughter]
He says, "What is it?" He says, "I'm a
mile."
He says, "A mile?" He says, "So why do
you have shoes in the window?" Said,
"Lady, what do you want me to put in the
window?" [laughter]
Now, I would never tell a joke like that
cuz it's mish [laughter]
just enough off.
>> I'm do not approve that message.
[laughter]
And I want you to know I work very hard
to keep a sada shave on this on this
podcast because like for example there
are a lot of interesting uh ladies that
I would like to interview but I know I
have certain people who I have a big
following in the community. I have a lot
of you know very I meet people in in
Lakewood and they say to me oh I listen
to the podcast. I said I said uh where
do you watch it? He goes I don't watch
it. I call up Torah any time and listen
on the phone and I was like, "Oh, of
course you do." [laughter]
I didn't even know watching was an
option. They took me off of Nucky Radio.
[laughter]
Apparently, I'm just not nucky enough.
And on 246, I come with a warning label.
[laughter]
Adult material not appropriate for
children. [laughter]
18 plus. No, what it should really say
is not appropriate for adults either. I
wouldn't feel so bad. You know what I
mean?
[clears throat] All right. Share one
last joke. [laughter]
>> Oh, you're putting me on the spot.
>> Of course, I'm putting you ON THE SPOT.
I CALLED YOU FROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM
WITH NO preparation and you came in in a
hoodie. You know what I mean? [laughter]
LIKE
>> CUZ I'M PUTTING YOU ON the spot.
>> Yeah, but even for you, this is cruel.
>> No, but you collect you you collect
drugs. I know you collect drugs. Yo, but
I'm saying you have a a So you go
in there and one joke's lead to another.
It's not just like a joke where you just
say, you know, a guy walks into a bar
says, "Ouch." Like, it's not that
simple. [laughter]
>> A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk
into a bar.
>> The thing is, the thing is,
>> a rabbi, [laughter]
>> a rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk
into a bar. The guy says, "Can I help
you?" They said, "No, we're here to make
a joke." I thought it's a [laughter]
rabbi, a priest, and a duck.
>> I never heard it that way, but okay.
>> The thing is with comedy is it's very
like um no, on the spot, you find these
perfect jokes that you want to slide in
there, but then there's that joke that
you just can't say. And I learned this
from you when there's a really good joke
that you want to say, but you can't do
it. You [laughter] hit one of these.
>> I know which one you're thinking of now.
>> But you're right. A lot of a lot of
humor is observational and a lot of my
children have picked this up for me. My
wife hates it and uh and she doesn't
believe it, but a lot of my kids are
like me that we go someplace and we say,
"What do you think the deal is with that
guy? [laughter]
What What was that girl thinking?"
And we talked about it. One time I was
driving with Yafa and we stopped to
stare at somebody and she smashed into
another car and like you know [laughter]
she said IT'S NOT MY FAULT. I was I was
uh looking at the guy you were pointing
at in the next car. You know what I
mean? Like you know so it is
observational. A lot of it is
observation. And people say well you're
just budding into people. I said no I'm
an observant Jew.
[laughter]
That's a good one. You can use that one
if you want.
I'm done with it. [laughter]
The problem is when I when I asked you
if I could do a comedy show, you told
me, "Yeah, just one thing. Just please
keep it clean." I was like, "Really? Do
I have to?" And you're like, "Yeah, you
do." So, I used up all my nonclean
material and have nothing left.
[laughter]
I have no jokes to say that are
appropriate.
>> My my brother Jason,
it [clears throat] was just his. And uh
he uh I I'm the quietest one in my
family. I'm one of six boys. I'm the
quietest one. My brothers are
hysterically funny, you know. And uh and
and Jason said to me once, he goes, "I
don't understand." He says, "Um," he
says, "I'm much funnier than you. How do
you get paid to speak and I don't?" I
said, "Jay, cuz I'm clean." He goes,
"Oh, all right." [laughter]
>> It really is a talent to be able to just
do clean humor for that long. There was
a time when I I used to have cassette
tapes and people would tell me I have a
kid. He's not under Derek, you know, but
he loves listening to your your tapes
because they're they're funny. They're
just he just likes it for the humor, you
know, and uh and he says to me and he
says to me, he says, "And ta, he's
clean. I didn't know you could do clean
comedy, you know, and uh I don't know
how clean it is. They took me off a
Nucky radio. But uh
[laughter]
>> probably didn't do enough cleaning
jokes.
>> All right. Well, I think we just I think
we cleaned up tonight,
[applause]
ladies and gentlemen. Schumovski,
comedy genius.
And that is it for this very special
episode of the Rabbiolski Show. There
are a lot of people in the audience I
was going to call up, but I didn't want
to put them in an uncomfortable
situation. So, I limited it to family
members and Rabbi Dan, who had no choice
cuz he was right here. So, [laughter]
if you want to find out more about the
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>> Till next time,
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