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hi I'm dski welcome to the para in five
where in 5 minutes we give you a little
insight into the para that you can use
to Cate at your shabas
table is the introduction of ainu the
first two paros more or less cover the
first 2,000 years of human history we
get that out of the way now we get down
to business with the Jewish people and
we start with
aru and it starts where God says to abam
rinu go on a journey and I will make you
the chosen people and you will have
health wealth and time to enjoy it right
he promises some children wealth Fame
yeah I promise you Fame and Fortune and
everything that goes with it yeah and so
he sets out on his journey and as soon
as he gets there it's well a famine now
he has to leave he goes down to Egypt
and they kidnap his wife right wow this
chosen people deal is really working out
great right he gets his wife back he
comes back toel and he has a fight with
his one remaining relative Lo who they
decide they're going to separate and lo
through what can only be described as a
poor life decision decides to go and
hang out at
Stone and then the four world powers
joined together to destroy Stone how
powerful were these people they were
powerful enough that they wiped out O's
people
OG the human Mountain had to run for his
life away from these Four Kings and they
destroy Stone they capture them and they
take him into captivity and abam finds
out and he goes to war against the four
world powers the people who decimated
OG's people now to be fair he had
Eleazar with him yeah and he goes to war
and he fights the war and he rescues L
who then goes back to
Stone some people just don't get it yeah
and uh now he's childless for 10 years
he has no children so he has no choice
he has to take another wife and his
second wife and his first wife end up
fighting those of you who have more than
one wife you know this is not uncommon
and so uh they started arguing you know
and fighting and uh and uh so Sora tells
Abraham to send Huger away and he sends
her away and the angel tells her go back
and listen to Sor and comes back and
this goes
on right the brisban ofarim is out of
chronological order so it basically goes
from the age of 70 to the age of 99 for
29 years and then Hashem says so how do
you like my bris you like this you like
this deal we made of being the chosen
people wait I got one more surprise for
you bris MAA I was saving that for
last so this is the chosen people it
reminds me of the old Jewish joke where
Goldberg says God is it true that we are
the chosen people and he says yes he
says do me a favor choose somebody else
once in a
while this is the choos chosen people
right why because what does it mean
there's a chosen people God loves all
people God is the king of the entire
world he cares about everybody but he
sees the world is a mess so he says to
Abraham listen you look like you're a
sincere guy and you really want to help
make the world a better place so let me
show you what this world is there's
hunger and there's crime and there's war
and there's
infertility and there's family
strife and your job is to solve all of
the world's problems that's what I need
a chosen people for if you want it we
sign it in the flesh and you're going to
pass it on to your children and this is
going to be forever but the chosen
people means that we were chosen to make
the world into the world that it could
be we're here to do God's work in this
land as he says
to you go on up ahead and fix this world
and the chosen people are in this world
here not because we're going to get you
know uh because God doesn't like
everybody else and just wants us it's
because he understands that we're here
to be
an and
a to fix the entire world and bring them
around to an understanding of Hashem
chabas