If Rabbi Orlofsky was a fruit, which fruit would he be?

Hi, this is David Alowski with the ongoing question and answer series of shorts just to be able to catch up on all of our bits of business. Now, you know, I I mentioned when I mentioned back on the podcast we were going to do this, I said, you know, there's different types of questions. Some of them are silly questions. So, depending on the level of the silliness, I'll address it or not. But, uh, you know, here's a here's a silly question. If Rabiowski was a fruit, which fruit would he be? So I never I never liked these things. You know, girls tell me in you know like the will say what animal do you associate with? And I think how demeaning to Abas is to even think of her as a uh you know as as as an animal. I find that so insulting. But you could argue that another that a person is a tree that produces fruit in this world, you know, and so therefore what type of a tree producing fruit would you be? Yeah. So that's a good question. Yeah. I've never thought about it obviously. I would definitely say I'm not a citrus fruit because citrus fruit take a long time to peel. Trust me, I have a lot of kids. I would send them to school and you have to make like a little simmonium in it so that they can peel it. Sometimes they can't. They bring it to the gym to peel it and ganet complain about how they have to peel all these clementinas and oranges and and things, you know, and how difficult it is. So, there's a lot of peel there, a lot of time, and I'm not like that. Everyone knows exactly what I think. [laughter] You don't have to peel anything to get to the fruit. You know exactly who I am. So, it's got to be, you know, a type of a fruit. So, uh, you might think an apple maybe because, uh, you know, it has an edible peel. It's very easy. It's sweet, you know, and, um, uh, I sort of resemble an apple a little bit, you know, but obviously I moved to 37 years ago, so it must be one of the shaman. Yeah. So, uh, based on my, uh, tremendous level of, uh, low self-esteem, I'd be inclined to say a remone because a remone is, of course, uh, the fruit that is maximum soilless and has only little bits of uh of sweetness in it. But I don't think that's really fair, you know. Uh I think if I think of the fruit and I'm going now with the shamim of of what's left I would have to say a tamar because first of all uh tamar helps you get tamar is intoxicating and there's no question that I'm definitely habit forming and tamar is very sweet and I'm certainly very sweet and uh And represents that's why when it says you should not put in any honey into the carbon right it's talking about dashim what today we call son but that was their dvash their honey was uh from there and it it's so sweet it represents tya and that's why there are two girls in Tanakh named Tamar and both of them are involved in stories of tya. So since I'm number one very sweet and number two a tremendous balty and also a bit of a I would definitely have to say upon close examination I would go with a tamar and u and that's it. That's that was the best I came up to. Yeah. Toma D'vorah. Interesting that D'vorah sits under a Tamar and her name is D'vorah, which is a bee, which also makes honey. Yeah. So, uh, you bring all that honey together. And so, uh, I'm going I'm going to go with that. And that's it. Uh, we need sponsors, by the way. Uh, please go to my website, revolofski.com, if you want to sponsor a question and answer so we can keep doing this. And until next time, I am David Olowski.