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>> Um
there's a
something going on that I can't I I I
can't really explain. It doesn't It
doesn't make a lot of sense to me. It's
so
counterintuitive that it seems almost
amazing.
Um
Governor Hochul of New York, when she
was running,
she said, "Anyone who doesn't want to be
part of what we're doing here, just get
on a bus and go to Florida. That's where
you belong."
And a lot of people took her advice.
>> [laughter]
>> And they went down to Florida.
And they went down cuz the weather was
better, they went down because there's
no sales tax, they went down because
there's no crime, because there's no
woke all that kind of nonsense.
And uh
New York is unfortunately a very poorly
run state. And
the only thing that's worse than that is
California, which I'll talk about in a
minute.
Anyway,
not that long ago, she was giving an
interview and she said,
"We have generous social programs here,
and the people with money have
They need to come back cuz we need their
money to support our generous social
programs.
But you just told them all to leave.
Now you're telling them to come back.
That seems somewhat counterintuitive.
You know.
You don't want to tell somebody to leave
and then
you suddenly realize you need them.
Yeah.
I was by somebody once and they got
upset and they just like stormed out of
the room and then they came back a few
minutes later and said,
"This is my house."
>> [laughter]
>> They were so intent to make an exit.
Uh there was a clip I'd seen once from
Piers Morgan where he had somebody on
his show who was basically insulting him
and he says, "I've had enough of this."
And he gets up and he walks off of his
own show. Why didn't he just disconnect
the other guy?
>> [laughter]
>> He stormed off. I mean, he's stormed off
of other shows that he's been on. So I
guess uh I guess he wanted to uh
he likes to storm off, but it's his own
show. You know, it's just he's still
there, you know.
It reminds me when the James Bond movies
were happening.
So uh
there's this Jewish comic that would
take off on it and they called it James
Bond.
Yeah, agent double-0695 marked down from
seven. But uh
whenever he goes to Q and he's showing
him the uh his latest gadgets,
and he shows him this fancy car and he
says, "Now let's say somebody's sitting
next to you holding a gun on you.
So you push this button and
James Bond goes, "Wait, wait, I know. It
ejects him out of the car top of the
car."
"No, it ejects you out of the top of the
car. And that leaves him in in car
holding a gun on nobody. And then he
feels silly holding a gun on nobody.
>> [laughter]
>> But you can't tell people to leave and
then say, "Why did you leave?"
>> [laughter]
>> And uh
basically, when you the people with
money, when you just keep taxing and
taxing them, eventually they figure out,
"I don't have to stay here."
And that's what of course is happening
in California. They came with this great
idea to tax everybody's money beyond
what they earned, just whatever they
had, just tax it again, take it away
from them. And uh people are like,
"Yeah, that's not going to work for me."
And a lot of people have left the state.
But that's not the
the most dramatic thing they did in the
state.
They made so many different regulations.
They had to
put on environmental codes and this kind
of code and that thing and they raised
the minimum wages. There are all these
kind of things.
And a lot of businesses just left.
Ooh. Companies that had been in uh
California for years.
Decades. They picked up and and left and
said, "This is ridiculous.
You keep making more taxes, you keep
making more regulations, you make it
more uncomfortable to do business here.
And you think everyone's going to just
stay and take it?"
And people picked up and they moved.
They moved to Florida, they moved to
Texas, they moved to Tennessee. Places
where they don't have
these kind of tax burdens and uh they
don't have that kind of crime and all
the kind of difficulties that go on and
they people vote with their feet.
So, one of the places that left was
Walmart.
And I read an article about this, which
I found absolutely fascinating, cuz I
had heard the term beforehand,
that there are areas that have become
what they call a food desert.
Uh what's meant by food desert?
So, I live in Aris Hill.
And
Okay, I live in I'll take one
neighborhood. I live here in Har Nof.
Right?
So, there's
uh
Macolette
with a fruit store down on Haight Ave.
There's another one further along on
Haight Ave.
When you come up to Shaul's Inn, so
there's a supermarket, and then there's
a smaller supermarket on the other side.
And then when you go around
Katzenellenbogen, there's another
Macolette. And
if you go
up to Agassi, there's another Macolette.
Then on Kaplan, there's a Macolette. And
there's
another Macolette there there Vishnitz
Kanievsky over there.
You're not that far away from being able
to go and buy yourself some groceries.
Once you leave the neighborhood, then
there's a big Osher Ad, there's a big
Rami Levy.
Right?
There's a big
Yesh supermarket. All of that is within
a mile's radius.
But there are communities where they
don't have anything.
The amazing thing to me is, okay, I can
I can understand for whatever reason,
you know, you need groceries. You need
to get milk, you need to get bread, you
know.
What is the demand for pizza?
On Haight Ave, there's J2.
You come up
to Shaul's Inn, there's another pizza
place.
Uh next to uh
next to the fruit store over there, take
out place. You go up to Agassi, there's
there's a pizza place. As soon as you
step out of the neighborhood, there's
Apple Pizza, there's Larry Pizza,
uh there's another pizza place like
the one block over from Apple Pizza.
Apparently
there's David's Pizza at the top. Like
eight pizza places for this
neighborhood. Why is there such a demand
for pizza place? I don't know.
But certainly you have no problem
finding a a piece of pizza, yeah?
Um
I just had some girls over my house for
Shabbos not that long ago. One of them
was from South Bend, Indiana.
I said, "Well, do you have any kosher
food?" No.
Pizza place? No.
Is it? No.
It used to be I I remember when there
were Jewish communities that were
starting out from communities and they
subsidized the pizza place cuz
people are not going to go there unless
there's a pizza place. I remember that I
spoke in Denver many years ago.
They said, "I don't know why more New
York Jews don't move here."
I said, "Tell me why."
He says, "Well, you know, we have uh
swimming and boating and fishing and
mountain climbing and hiking." I said,
"Okay, you you don't understand New York
Jews. Okay, they're looking for places
to eat. That's what they want to do. You
have one restaurant here and that's it."
>> [laughter]
>> No Jew New York Jew is coming here to go
to that one restaurant. It's not
happening.
I I
made a joke once. I said, "You know,
people in New York, yeah, so they care
about is going out to eat." This person
was very offended and they said, "It's
not true. My My roshe shiva came in. I
went to the airport to pick him up." I
said, "And do what?" "I took him out to
eat."
>> [laughter]
>> But because of these policies, there are
areas in California which have become
what they call a food desert.
There's no place to go shopping.
For like 40 miles.
There's not a store, not my kollel, not
a nothing.
It's uh
hard to believe.
But they institute policies that drove
people away. And and so the the word
they use besides using it as a as a food
desert is food insecurity.
Now, it doesn't mean that people don't
have the money to buy the food, but it
doesn't make a difference.
Right? If if there's no food, doesn't
matter if you have the money.
And Hasidic tells of the Holocaust.
So,
there's a story there of this one from
woman
who they were on starvation rations. She
would not eat her bread the whole
Pesach.
She sold it to another inmate who was
non-Jewish. I'm shocked that she did not
take that.
And she saved up her bread for a whole
week.
Who starved it? Starved.
And at the end of Pesach a call went
out.
They said the Bluzhever rebbe is dying.
He did not eat
any chametz whole Pesach and he's
starving to death.
Does anyone
I know it's while on starvation rations
here. Anyone maybe have any extra bread?
So, she without hesitating gave him all
of her bread.
Saved his life.
He later married her.
And she said,
"Do you know what that bread was worth?
A week's worth of bread in in in
Auschwitz?
You couldn't buy that bread for a
skyscraper."
That that's that's what it meant to be
able to have a piece of bread.
And the Gemara in Gittin discusses this,
you know, where
uh
when when the starvation hits in, people
would pay anything
for a piece of bread just to be able to
have something to eat. So, we're not
talking about that type of of
insecurity. We're talking about it's
just
you want to go out for a loaf of bread
or for container of milk, there's none
around.
It's uh Now, I know certain out-of-town
communities
where they don't have kosher shopping.
So, they bring in meat
from the city,
they bring in baked goods, and they
freeze everything.
And that's what they have, you know.
One of the places I went from the
Yeshiva, they all their bread was
frozen.
They would take it out before
a meal to defrost, yeah. Hopefully it
was defrosted in time for the meal.
But uh
but there was uh
apparently wasn't a bakery around.
Uh the the things that people take for
granted.
I had a friend of mine who worked for a
uh
high-tech company, and they sent them
all around the world.
And he says, "Whenever I saw a kosher
shop, I would go in and get something to
eat cuz I didn't know when I would find
one again."
Now,
he's English.
So, they put him one time at a you know,
for
to visit a company in the Five Towns.
He says, "So, I saw a kosher shop, and I
went in and got something to eat."
And I walked down the street, and three
stores later, I see another kosher shop.
By the end of the block, I was nauseous.
>> [laughter]
>> Well, yeah. But uh
what do they call that? Feast or famine,
yeah.
But uh
the idea of being able to
um have food around when you need it.
Tremendous bracha.
Tremendous bracha. And
I know that there are people who
uh
when they're looking to rent an
apartment or to buy a house, they say,
"Where's the shopping?"
I want to make sure the shopping is
close enough
so that uh I If I need something, it's
not a problem to go out and get get some
milk, and get some bread.
But uh it makes it makes a big
difference in a person's life. And when
you don't have that,
very insecure.
>> [sighs]
>> There's a story
I think I remember who said it, but I'm
not 100% sure, so I'm not going to say.
This
city fellow goes out to a farmer.
Says, "I understand you make bread
here." Says, "Yeah."
He says, uh "I have no idea how they
make bread.
I go to the store and I buy a loaf of
bread.
I don't know where it comes from.
Can you teach me how to make bread?"
Says, "Yeah. You got got a couple
months?"
>> [laughter]
>> Says, "Sure."
So, they get in a tractor and they go
out to this lovely meadow.
And he says, "Oh, this is beautiful,
bucolic,
ideal,
you know, idyllic, beautiful." Yeah, he
says, "You like that?" Yeah, he says,
"Hop in the tractor." And
plows the whole thing up.
Says, "You destroyed all of the
beautiful flowers and grass." He says,
"Patience."
Comes out with another another machine
and he makes furrows.
Says, "Okay."
Looks like New York City now, you know,
you have everything parallel, very nice.
Then he brings out wheat.
He says, "Oh, wheat, that looks nice."
He says, "You like it?" Yeah. And he
starts throwing it in the ground.
Says, "What are you doing? You're
throwing all that food into the mud?"
Patience.
And then he comes by with a wheelbarrow.
He says, "What is that? It smells like"
That's exactly what it is. It's manure.
Pouring it on top. He says, "But you're
destroying all the seeds."
Patience.
Come back a few weeks later and
there's a field of wheat.
He says, "Oh, now I understand. You
destroyed the meadow
to plant the wheat to be able to get all
these wheat plants. It's beautiful.
Amber waves of grain." You know, it's
very nice. He says, "You like it?" Yeah,
he says, "Hop in the tractor." Vroom
vroom, he cuts it all down.
He says, "What are you doing? You cut it
all down." He says, "Wait. We'll make
them into bundles."
He says, "Bundles? Oh, bundles are
always nice." He says, "You like the
bundles?" Yeah. Now he puts it into the
threshing machine. Pchoo pchoo pchoo
pchoo pchoo. He says, "Oh, you're
destroying all of it." And when he's
done, he has obviously much, much more
wheat than he planted. He goes, "Oh, now
I understand.
You dug up the the field to plant the
wheat
to
harvest the wheat, to thresh the wheat,
to get the
uh wheat. Now you have lots of good
wheat." He says, "You like it?" He says,
"Yeah." He throws it into a machine,
grinds it up. He says, "What are you
doing to the wheat?" He says, "Patience.
When it comes out, it's flour."
Oh, this guy obviously
was not too up to scratch with it. He
goes, "Oh, white powder. I remember that
from college." Okay. So, he says, "You
like it?" Yes, it's so pristine and
white. He goes, "Now" he adds water to
it, mixes it all together, makes it into
mud.
He says, "Oh my gosh, you destroyed the
beautiful flour." Patience.
He forms them into loaves and puts them
onto boards.
And he says, "Now I understand
everything."
And he puts it in the oven.
And he says, "After all of that, you're
going to burn it?"
And then he takes it out
and
it's bread.
He says, "Now you understand where bread
comes from."
But that's a very involved process to be
able to get it.
Um
here in Israel, we have more of a sense
at least
of what it means to have a season.
Um
I got married
1982, and we came to learn in Israel for
a year.
And there was a little fruit store
where we lived.
And I went down
and I said, "Do you have any oranges?"
And they said, "No."
I said, "Well, when are you going to get
oranges?"
Uh a month or two.
I said, "You know, no oranges?
You always have oranges. You get them
from Florida."
>> [laughter]
>> The guy had no idea what I was talking
about. In America,
you can always buy an orange. You can
always get an apple.
You can always get cherries and grapes.
Here, there are seasons.
The cherry season lasts like 3 weeks in
June, and that's it. Then you can't get
any cherries anymore. Uh and things are
very much seasonal.
Go out now, you're not going to find
plums, uh peaches, nectarines. Uh that's
the summer fruit.
In America, you can get it anytime you
want.
In the summer, you can't get uh oranges
and grapefruits and and uh clementines
and uh you know, that that's winter
fruit.
You get to start to get the feeling
of
of what it means that there's a season.
And how important
the harvest is.
Like I say, those of us
who live in large cities and we have
food security,
I mean, we remember after COVID when
there was all the supply chain problems
and things like that.
Uh it was uh it was a rough situation.
You couldn't get things, boats were
backed up, it was all kinds of problems.
But insecurity
that I'm not going to be able to get uh
milk.
Now, that happens here in Israel
sometimes.
There was a
I don't know if it was last summer or
the summer before. Suddenly, there was
no butter
in the whole country.
The dairy farmers decided they weren't
making uh butter. It wasn't worth their
while. The sub- I don't know what it
was.
Couldn't get butter.
You think, my gosh, butter?
There are times you can't get milk.
During COVID, you couldn't get eggs.
Remember we're going into Pesach, you
couldn't get eggs.
It was it's rough.
I'm not talking about the imports.
There was a takufa here when you could
get Heinz baked beans anyplace anytime
you wanted. Now,
it's been a year, maybe 2 years, can't
get it.
Yeah, you say, "Where is it?" Now,
Heinz about it.
Heinz it?
It's it's a
you know, strange thing. But okay, but
that's an import.
You know? But uh but eggs, milk,
things like this.
So, we know that there's a din of a
veiless during Sefirah Omer.
And the main reason
for it
is well, I don't know if it's the main
reason, but
the reason that's cited most often is
because of the 24,000 talmidim of Rabbi
Akiva who died.
And yet,
there was an old minhag
to have a certain level of a veiless
during the May hiring.
Why?
One of the reasons
we read Megillas Ruth
on Shavuos is because it describes the
wheat harvest.
And uh one of the names of Shavuos is
Chag Hakatzir.
Because uh
the barley ripens earlier, that's when
we bring the omer from the barley.
And uh
and then you
um
have to wait for the wheat to harvest.
And that is around Shavuos time, Chag
Hakatzir.
There are so many things that can go
wrong.
Uh it's very hard being a farmer.
You can suddenly get a fungus.
You can
um
there could be a fire.
A bolt of lightning comes.
We don't really see this today,
but many times in history
there'd be locust.
Somebody told me he had a relative who
was on a kibbutz in the 1950s and he
described
this gigantic cloud of arbeh, of locust
came and descended on a field.
And all you hear is chomping, chomp
chomp chomp chomp chomp. And when they
got up, there was nothing left.
They ate everything.
I was like, "Why don't you swat it?" And
he was like, "There's a gazillion of
them."
He says, "So, one of the Yemenites,
you know, went out with a jar, caught a
whole bunch of them to pickle them for
later, you know, cuz they eat
they eat every tradition on which
locusts you can eat.
And
uh that was it. We would have just sat
back helplessly. What could you do?
Nothing you could do.
So,
while the grain is growing until you
harvest it,
and you read these stories every now and
then down in Florida where
there's a frost and they lose
the crop.
All the things that are uh that were
there.
We have this in Israel sometimes where
there's a drought
and uh
you lose you lose a lot of your crops.
But, like I say, back then
there wasn't a Walmart that that brought
it in from someplace else. If you lost
your wheat harvest, you were in
desperate shape.
A whole country was in desperate shape.
And,
there was a sense of food insecurity.
Not just that you couldn't go shopping,
just there was no food.
And then, of course, the prices shoot up
with what's left and
you know, life becomes very difficult
for people.
So,
a person has to appreciate
when things go right.
A farmer very much depends
on a lot of outside factors.
Make sure he got good wheat, to make
sure that uh
the ground is being maintained.
You could suddenly have the sprinkler
system go off
and uh
things dry up.
It's uh there's there's there's a sense
of insecurity when you're a farmer.
And um
not an not an easy job.
Not an easy job being a farmer. It's a
lot of work.
And
at the end
you have the harvest.
And everyone comes out to help with the
harvest.
And they
get together all the bundles of wheat
and eventually they
thresh it and and have bags of
uh
wheat. Now, it's not that simple.
Cuz after they harvest it, they leave it
outside to dry properly.
Because if it doesn't dry properly, it
could rot.
And uh
I read an article many, many years ago
where someone wants to he had evidence,
whatever his evidence was,
that
the
wheat that they stored in Salem,
Massachusetts,
was not stored properly.
And so, it was damp and grew a type of a
fungus
that was a hallucinogenic.
And that's why when they said they saw
witches flying around, they probably
did.
But it was all in their head cuz they
were on drugs. They just didn't realize
it.
So, if you're not careful, so here in
Israel, it doesn't rain in the summer
for the most part.
Um
it also uh doesn't rain
in Indianapolis in the summertime.
I think, if I remember that correctly.
But anyway, um
it never rains in Southern California.
You know, there's a lot of places it
doesn't rain, apparently. But uh you
leave it out in the sun until it dries
well.
And then you store it. That's why Sukkot
is called Hag Ha'asif. You gather
together everything that's been drying
in the fields. And now you have it in
your storerooms and everything's good
and everything looks good and you're
you're secure.
Secure, that's the idea.
And uh bags of grains are
uh are prepared properly.
There's an English author
named Hardy
who writes incredibly depressing books.
His last novel was so depressing and
there was such a
uproar that he just stopped writing
novels altogether. He was
So uh
Tess of the d'Urbervilles, Mayor of
Casterbridge, and a number of
novels like this which are
all people who are essentially
self-destructive.
But he has one that's called Far from
the Madding Crowd.
And in it uh this uh
young shepherd ends up losing
uh
his flock.
And he goes to work for this
girl
that he had wanted to
uh
you know, wanted to marry and then she
inherited her aunt's farm.
And so she's well-to-do and he has
nothing. So he goes to work for her.
Anyway, she eventually marries this
handsome, gallant soldier
who's a ne'er-do-well.
And the part of the theme of the book is
that to work on a farm, you need a
certain farm ethic. You have to
um
be serious about it.
Yeah.
It's a lot of work and a lot of
dedication to be able to be successful.
So um
So he makes a big party and all the
workers are
you know, drunk and exhausted except for
this fellow who was working for her.
And it starts clouding over and they
realize there's going to be a
thunderstorm
and it's going to destroy all of their
grain.
So, they want to thatch it over which is
basically make
roof over it going down to protect it
from the rain.
But it's very dangerous cuz you're
standing on top of all of this grain and
there's lightning all around. It
makes you an easy target.
But he says to her, "Come, you and I, we
will save the crop. Everybody else is
out."
She says, "But it's dangerous. You could
you could die cuz you have to save the
grain."
And he stands up on top of it and he
keeps saying, "Hit me another thatch.
Hit me a thatch." And he's
tying them together and putting it down
and then lightning's striking here and
there and it's
unbelievably frightening and he he
finally gets it all finished. The two of
them finish it just before the rain
starts.
Cuz otherwise you'll lose your whole
crop.
And amazing thing,
the
connection that people have to the to
the land.
We say in Krishna
when the sati matayata can be tell you
ramakosh we are soft to the ganacha with
sirosh of the yitzarecha.
You're bringing your grain, your olives,
your wine. I mean, that's the brocha we
give.
Not that you'll have a CD, you know, in
the bank, you know, that's going to give
you a good interest and not that you'll
have this going on or that going on,
this investment. Food.
Yeah?
Grain,
wine, oil,
staples.
And um
and as long as you have these things,
you'll be okay.
That's the brocha. When you don't have
these things, you can't stay. You'll
have to you'll have to leave.
I was a
one of these outrage comics, Sam
Kinison.
And he says, "I know people keep raising
money for these people starving in
Africa.
Uh I'm not going to give them any money.
I'll just give them some advice. Move
to where there's food."
>> [laughter]
>> Why would you stay in the desert
starving to death?
>> [laughter]
>> It's a keen
idea. And in fact, a lot of migration
that's taken place throughout history
was exactly that.
And people looking for
greener pastures, as the expression
goes.
You know, a place to live, a place to
grow, a place to
raise food.
So, to be able to get food
is quite a process. And while the grain
is growing, you just have to hope
that the grain doesn't dry up,
that there's not a strong wind that
blows it down,
or as the Mishnah says, a bunch of ants
come and eat away at the roots until it
collapses.
You get locusts.
And so, there was a concern to be able
to get food.
And the question is, do we take it for
granted? No, that's not the question.
And we take it for granted.
Uh there is a worldwide epidemic of type
2 diabetes.
It's a new phenomenon.
It's caused by two things.
Having too much food and not enough
exercise.
Cuz in the good old days, you walked
everywhere.
5 miles, [clears throat] you didn't
think twice about it.
20 miles.
People used to walk. It was what they
did.
Um when the weather is nice, so I I
start exercising. I put on my my
exercise equipment, you know, I I
clothes, I get tied on my sneakers, you
know, and
and uh and I go walking.
And it always strikes me that I'm
passing these people who are doing this
not for their health, just because they
don't have a car.
>> [laughter]
>> They don't need to uh walk for exercise.
They walk because they need to get from
one place to the other.
That's the nature of what they're
dealing with.
Yeah?
We don't have that problem. Right? We
baruch hashem most of us, we have ways
of getting around. But people used to
exercise a lot just in the course of the
day.
What was involved in
um making bread for a housewife or doing
the laundry?
What an unbelievable amount of work that
was Now people complain, I have to put
the clothes in the washing machine and
then I take them out, put them in the
dryer. Yeah.
Forget about it.
Um
and uh
in the first of his series of
uh
the biography of uh Lyndon Johnson
uh Robert Caro has in there how he
brought electrification to
rural Texas, uh Johnson when he was a
congressman.
And he describes what it was like to do
the laundry
at that point. How hard it was, how many
steps were involved, how much physical
labor.
It was unbelievable.
And now
the
you throw it in the washing machine and
we complain.
Yeah. So
uh there's the
uh
the the amount of maintenance that went
into keeping a society going.
I want you to reflect on this just for a
moment. What it was to walk down the
street. People
had sewage pipes
that opened out into the street.
Animals were walking up and down the
street and they were
dropping manure every place they went.
Do Can you imagine
what a What it just a rabbin looked like
and smelled like?
When I came to Israel with my parents
the first time in 1969, we went through
the Arab shook
and there was uh
open sewer going straight down the
middle of the
that little path that you walk through
the shook.
And the stench was unbelievable and just
the sewage is everywhere and
eventually they put in pipes and then
they fixed it up and they and they built
it up for them. Yeah.
But uh
But could you imagine what it just a
rabbin was like? What it was to live in
those in those kind of times?
Wow. Just to
just to try to be able to
get down the road.
Amazing amazing experience that was.
Um Allan Sherman used to write these
funny songs. So, I wrote one.
And he took the word the
song Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
and he turned it into uh Smog in Van
Nuys.
Yeah.
But there's one word there that was
there.
If they'd all drive a horse
there'd be no smog of course
but there'd be something worse
which we don't even take
take into consideration
what it means to have that.
But okay.
Um
to to be able to
harvest thresh everything that was
involved major major deal.
Yeah.
Isaac Bashevis Singer
who uh
was a Yiddish writer
not religious
grew up
not just in an Orthodox home but his
father was a rough.
I don't have it anymore. I don't know
what happened to it.
But one of the
best things he ever wrote
was a book called In My Father's Court.
And he describes growing up
in the home of a rough in Warsaw.
And he reports different stories that he
saw and how his father
would brilliantly solve the problems and
and deal with people's problems and all
kinds of things.
Says he wasn't he wasn't much of a good
at real life
but at being a rough he was tremendous.
So
he describes the following scene. There
were two families that had made a
shidduch.
The wedding hadn't taken place yet.
And they got into a fight.
As happens among Jews.
And one of the families
decided to send the other family a
shalach manos
and they baked into the hamantaschen
excrement.
And the other family was outraged and
they wanted to call the sheriff and
everybody was angry and they come to the
rub.
And they tell the rub the story.
And he says,
"You don't appreciate what food means,
do do you? I guess you don't know what
it is to have hunger."
And he went through everything I just
said.
How you have to plow and how you have to
plant and how you have to harvest and
how you have to thresh
and how you have to winnow to remove the
the the shells from the grain.
And then how you have to pick out all
the little stones and then you grind it
up into the flour and you finally make
it into bread.
And that's what you do to it?
You know, there are people who don't
have a piece of bread in our city to eat
and that's what you do with it. Anyway,
by the time he was done, both sides were
crying.
Because we don't take we we take it for
granted.
We don't we don't think about it.
Because we have so much.
So many different things.
You uh
you go to America,
go to any decent kosher supermarket,
bagels, hard rolls, soft rolls,
different types of breads, all kinds of
different types of cakes, different
types of pastries, all kinds of amazing
things. And if they have a bakery
department, that's without a bakery
department. If they have a bakery
department,
how many different types of things there
are.
Everything that you get there is like,
[clears throat] "Wow."
And
so people take a bite out of it. Now,
okay.
Because
I don't have to finish it.
I can always go someplace else, get
myself something else.
There's always someplace to get
something.
It's amazing to me that Costco, which is
an enormous place, their entire bakery
section is under our hashgacha. It's
milk it's but it's under our hashgacha.
Every cake you see there, every bread,
everything like that is kosher.
That's besides their extensive
baked goods of all different types and
all kinds of things and they have yoshon
and they have pas Yisrael and they have
all kinds of stuff all stacked up. I
don't know if that's true everywhere.
You know, I I usually go to Costco's in
Jewish areas, but
such an enormous amount
is there for us that we just take it for
granted.
To be able to have
a piece of bread to eat.
To be able to
you know,
make make a sandwich, have have a roll.
I don't know if you've ever seen
uh
what when I was a
when I was a kid we used to call them
soup nuts.
Here in Israel they call them soup
almonds, shkedei marak.
Yeah.
Tiny little things.
My grandchildren fill up bowls of it.
They just sit there and munch on them.
Somebody said when I was growing up in
Yerushalayim,
my father would buy a little bag of
shkedei marak
and every Shabbos, every child got three
shkedei marak.
That was our Shabbos treat.
To be able to have bread.
I used to speak for an organization
called Karen Ezra Shabbos.
Why did they start?
There were these two guys who were
learning in Torah Or.
And they saw after davening, these
people would come into the dining room
and collect their half-eaten bread off
the table. So, one of them asked the
guys, "What are you doing?"
And he looked at them and said,
"This is breakfast, lunch, and supper."
He says, "All you have is leftover
bread?"
He says, "Yeah."
He says, "Well, what do you do
uh
Shabbos?"
We have bread.
Sometimes we get a can of tuna fish.
Very exciting.
We mix it up and we give every kid a
little bit of tuna fish on Shabbos.
That's a treat.
Beis Yisrael
catering hall.
And the fellow told me once, he says,
"You know, I'm breaking the law.
I break the law.
Cuz at the end of uh simcha, I have a
lot of leftover food.
I'm not allowed to do anything with that
food. I have to throw it away, but I
don't.
I give it to a stocker who goes and
distributes it to people. It's against
the law, but I do it anyway.
If they catch me, they can fine me.
Just dump it.
What else is there to do with it?
I have never mastered the art
of making exactly enough cholent for my
family. For my shul, I have no problem.
When I make no matter what size pot I
make, it's gone. Yeah.
But when I make it for my family, it's
hard. You don't know. And you have
leftover cholent. I can't give it away.
They say, "Oh, you Shiva guys love it."
I can't find any Shiva who will take it.
Problem.
You know? Well, what do I do? You keep
it in the refrigerator long enough and
then you throw it away, but I with a
heavy heart.
It's is good. It's delicious.
But what am I going to do with it?
How much can you How much can you
You eat a bowl of challah.
>> [clears throat]
>> There's a lot of people have one challah
together.
We waste.
People buy a loaf of bread.
They use two or three slices. They leave
it in the drawer until it gets moldy or
stale and throw it away.
Me, I buy a loaf of bread.
I take out two slices and I stick it in
the freezer.
Every time I need it, I take out two
slices like they did in that Yeshiva I
went to.
You learn to appreciate.
Just throw it away.
Just get rid of it.
We're coming to Hag Hakatzir. These are
the days when we're waiting to make sure
that everyone's going to have food to
eat.
And
you have to make sure that everyone's
taken care.
Have to make sure that everybody gets a
piece of bread.
Everybody gets what they need.
Okay.
I don't have to give excess, but I have
to make sure that everyone is taken care
of.
And there are people who
you know, buy up a lot.
I'm always amazed when I go to a hotel
where there's a buffet.
And by the time I get there, there's no
banana cake. There's no watermelon left.
As I'm walking back to my table, I see
plates and plates of watermelon on
everybody's tables.
They were afraid they wouldn't have
enough. So, they loaded up and loaded it
up and loaded it up to make sure that
they had enough.
They're afraid.
One of the great things about the man
was it to which you you get enough for
today, and that's it.
And learn to
not expect to have anything other than
what you've got.
So, you need
For the time had a uh
store.
And he would keep the store going till
he made enough money for that day, and
then he closed.
There was a pizza store here in
Jerusalem. I don't know if it's still
true. That's why I don't want to mention
the name, but
He would run it in the morning. He
opened the pizza store in the afternoon,
and he ran it in the afternoon and the
evening.
But what he would do is he figured out
how many pizzas he needed to sell that
day to pay his expenses and make enough
money for that day.
And he would walk in,
and he'd make that amount of pizza
boxes.
And once he sold them, he closed up.
I told this story over once, and someone
says, "Ah, now I understand."
I said, "What?" He says, "I came in
once, you know, with my
my kids for dinner,
and the guy was already closed."
So, I asked him the next day, "Why were
you closed?" And he says, "Cuz I got a
big order.
I sold 40 pies, you know, to you know,
somebody, and 20 pies, and that's it. I
was done."
But if you kept work
Why? I have enough for today.
I have enough.
I told the story of the Telshe Yeshiva,
where he's um
about to make kiddush, and he stops, and
he walks all around the dining room.
And he sees this one boy already took a
piece of cake and put it on his plate.
And he said, "You worried you won't get
a piece of cake?
Put it back. I'll make sure you get a
piece of cake. Don't worry."
No worry. People are nervous.
I'm not going to get.
There's nothing in this world you're
supposed to get that you're
going to miss out on.
You're going to get everything you're
supposed to get.
And you have to be
confident.
That's the most important thing.
And now, appreciation comments.
Sorala Schwartz
throwback to episode 282
where you mentioned a nasty comment that
expressed disbelief
in your receiving tens of thousands of
views.
I'm pretty sure at least 15,000 views
are from me alone.
>> [laughter]
>> Listening to your show on repeat. I
always wondered about that. If you
listen more than once, does that count
as a second view? I mean, cuz someone
told me if it's coming from the same
computer, they only count it as one. I
don't know. But if so, I want to keep
clicking on one of my videos. I'll tell
you that much.
Um
Uh thank you for providing encouragement
and positivity.
I always say that's one of my
on this podcast is to
um
give people a positive Jewish
experience.
As someone prone to anxiety, listening
to your show show relaxes me.
Reminds me that being human is
difficult. That's that's me. I used to
have people who came to my show and they
say, "I love listening to you because I
feel like if you could accomplish it,
anyone could."
>> [laughter]
>> Reminds me that being human is difficult
and makes me truly believe that whatever
I'm struggling with, I can do it.
Also, I'd like to point out that your
theme song has no right being that good.
When I start a podcast
Who knows? Seems to be all the rage.
I would appreciate if you could put a
good word with Lenny Solomon and ask him
to write my own theme song.
Thank you for everything. May Hashem
bless your efforts to uplift Klal
Yisrael. It should be a for you and your
family. Thank you. But I would suggest
that if you want him to write you a a
theme song, have him on your podcast.
That's what I did. And he said, I have
to write you a theme song. And I didn't
think anything would come of it, but
then somebody reminded him, hey, you
said you're going to write it. And he
sat down and he wrote it. And yeah, it
really is pretty catchy. I I I have to
admit.
So, if you're a zoycha to have one like
that, Lenny, just a quick shout out. We
love you. And uh
I have to put on my Schlock Rock uh
t-shirt next time to uh to mention it.
Hi, Rabbi Wolovsky. My wife and I listen
and watch all of your shiurim all the
time. We really enjoy them. {exclamation
mark}
We laugh through all the jokes, even
when we don't understand them.
>> [laughter]
>> Let me tell you something.
Someone told me that we're in one of my
shiurim once and I told a joke and
everybody's laughing.
And the guy says, I turn to the guy next
to me and I go, I don't get it. And he
goes, neither do I.
>> [laughter]
>> But, I have I have a cheskis kashrus
that people know that I'm funny and so
they understand if they didn't get a
joke, it's a chiseron in them, but it's
definitely funny.
>> [laughter]
>> I used to tell my kids, you know,
um
uh
you know, they'd say to me, ah, but
that's not funny. And I said, how much
do you get paid to tell jokes? You know,
I get paid a lot.
>> [snorts]
>> So, uh they said, yeah, but not every
joke is that funny. I said, listen, I
get paid a certain amount of money when
I speak and uh I have to fill up that
amount of jokes, you know, so not every
joke is going to be a thousand dollar
joke, but you know, I have different
different jokes, they all have to add up
together.
Well, after that, whenever I would tell
a joke, one of my kids would go, that's
about a dollar seventy-five.
>> [laughter]
>> Thanks for nothing.
Um thank you for the wonderful content
and for making Torah learning so
entertaining.
Yeah, shashuim, it's it's
it's meant to be entertaining. It's
meant to be enjoyable. It's meant to be
fun.
Yeah?
Um
Uh
Josephus writes, "We Jews are not given
to the writing of many books. The Torah
has always been our source of
entertainment." So, I'm glad that
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