Fleishigphobia: The Fear of a 6-Hour Commitment 😂

There's this condition that afflicts from Jews called fleishigphobia, which is the fear of having to become fleishigs. Because it's a 6-hour commitment, right? Reb Baruch Ber was in America and his balaboos always said, "What would you like?" And he says, "I'll fleishigs." And after a few days he says, "The rebbe never wants milchigs?" He says, "When I eat fleishigs, at least for 6 hours I have to remember there's a God." I said, "So if people have trouble making a 6-hour commitment, imagine getting married. It's forever, a long time. And that's why it's hard for people to make a commitment."