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Hi, this is David Alowski and welcome to
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to be going on people's cars. [laughter]
But I have no cover whatsoever. you know
that about me already. I I don't I don't
care about that. And and fet I said that
um uh the uh uh you know people put up
pictures of Gdole in their houses. So
what's so terrible if they put up a
picture of me on their car? [laughter]
A lot of people live in their car. What
do you think of that? [laughter]
who was the rebi of the
he was the gabi and the b and the gaba
gaba and the shamish in the shaw that
those were the only positions he would
accept he wasn't a r or a shiva and he
would teach anybody who wanted to come
and learn and couldn't afford it so uh
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you know I don't know if it was a
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>> [laughter]
>> I didn't care, you know, make make a few
dollars off of it, you know, why not?
Um, I I have a book that I didn't write.
A number of people have read it and have
told me how much they enjoyed it. I I
never read it. It was called the last uh
it was called um uh everyone's entitled
to my opinion. People said, "What a
clever title." I said, "I didn't make up
the title. Art school made up the
title." Yeah. Um, a fellow by the name
of Rab Gindi said he's learning in Kyle
and he wants to put out a book of my
Tyra to help him support himself in in
Kyo. I said, "Sure." And my kids were
like, "Did you read it? Do you know
anything about it?" I said, "No, what do
I care?" [laughter]
He says, "But who knows what they
wrote?" He goes, "Listen, I'm not
worried. You know, I have no reputation
to protect. There's nothing I I have to
really worry about. You know, you're
you're my people. So, you know who I am
already. Flaws. You know, you know all
my flaws and all my shortcomings. So, it
doesn't really make a mistake. So, I
don't care. That's why Yadlaim asked to
uh to uh interview me about the
challenges I had. You know, I spoke
about growing up with uh you know um
learning disabilities and things like
that. So, we like tish to talk about
people with difficulties. So, okay. My
brother calls me up and said, "Mom and
dad abused you." I said, "What?" He
says, "They're advertising Revolvski
speaking about his abusive childhood."
I said, "That's not what I talked about.
I talked about dealing with learning
disabil." [laughter]
So I I I wrote to them and I said, "This
is I mean, my nephews are getting calls.
Oh, you was your father abused also?"
[laughter]
So they said, "Okay, we'll change it.
We'll change it." But of course it went
out already, you know. So someone said,
"Didn't you check with them?" I said,
"No, I I sat down and I talked and I
don't know what people do with it
afterwards, you know." So uh I really
should be a little bit more on top of
these things, I think. [laughter]
Okay. Um
uh
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and uh I'm back in
um my last two podcasts were uh in my
daughter's house in uh in Farakawway,
but now we're back with our usual uh
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Yakob Schlommo, who is uh always here on
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week we couldn't get him and someone
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about the quality that it wasn't up to
its usual standards. So, Hashem, we're
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Schlommo. We've got you. We've got
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here in Shal Kodesh? In fact, um I'm
going to be filming some question
answers at the end. Then somebody asked
me about, you know, going to other
places when instead of Austral
often times have opinions about things
that I like to share. One of them is I
don't like it when people say often.
It's often [laughter]
because otherwise the joke in Pirates of
Penzance by Gilbert and Sullivan
wouldn't have been fun. you know, it
wouldn't be it wouldn't be a joke
because uh the pirates of Penzance were
orphans and so uh they um uh they would
never attack him. It was orphans. So
every boat that they captured was manned
entirely by orphans. [laughter] So So
the major general who they captured, you
know, he says the pirates of Penzance,
he goes, "Let me ask me, do you know
what it is to be an orphan?" And they
go, "Oh no, here we go again.
>> [laughter]
>> I say, "Do you know what it's like to be
an orphan?" And they go, "Yes, often."
Goes, "That's right. An orphan." You
see, you see, so he meant yes, we often
know what it is to be an orphan. And if
you pronounce it often, then the joke
doesn't work. So, just going to throw
that right out there. Thank you very
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I know because I'm too stupid to know
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I'm like a little child who just says
whatever pops up into his mind, you
know. And somebody said to me once, I
see every now and then you stop and
think, should I say this or not? And I
don't know why because you're going to
say it anyway. So I don't know. You
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It's true. I don't have a filter. I
don't I I call it as I see it. Yeah.
Um, I also enjoy the lighter moments,
your recipes, your memorable pes
cleaning tips. Listen, all of this is
part of Yiddish. You know, I I found at
least six places in the where he talks
about foods that we eat uh at different
times and why. So, food is very
significant. You know,
a woman said to me once, you know, you
think you think I just I'm a cook in the
house. I do. making food for my family
to be give them give them nutrition and
and
you know things like that to to be able
to help them uh you know have the have
the strength to go on. Yeah. Um my wife
really one of her specialties is she
makes a tuna casserole but uh she wasn't
feeling well so I made it. So since
since we just mentioned recipes maybe
I'll just throw it out there. Um, you
cook pasta, cook it al dente,
right? Which means you do it on the
dente. [laughter]
Means you don't cook it till it's like
mushy. You know what I mean? Well, it's
still a little firm, you know? And uh
then you drain it and you leave it in
the pot. You add milk and uh you add
cheese and you add tuna fish. Yeah. And
like for a package of noodles, we add
two pack two cans of tuna fish. Um, how
much milk? You have to you have to get a
good feel, you know. And cheese, too,
you know. Don't be stingy on the cheese.
And, uh, salt, pepper, garlic powder,
and paprika. Not too much paprika. And,
uh, and then you heat it up on the stove
top and stir it up until it becomes nice
and gooey. And it's a fan favorite.
Everybody enjoys it. Very easy. and uh
file that one away for the next time the
nine days come around.
Um I always enjoy the lighter moments,
your recipes, your memorable PES
cleaning tips, though I'm happy you
finally got to open the Olowski family
Pesak Hotel. Hopefully, we're going to
do it again this year. We're trying to
find a hotel. I
We were able to sell 150 rooms
um in the hotel. They took some for
themselves. We sold 140. That was before
the war hit. Then when the war hit, a
lot of people cancelled. We had to
rebbook. But but by Tubishvat, we had a
had the whole place sold and a waiting
list of another
140 people. Means we could have filled
two hotels. So we're looking for a
better location that meets our
obligation and our needs and uh to
provide for you. So we will keep you
posted about that. But since she
mentioned it, I feel like I should
mention it. And the personal stories you
so generously share. So I'm happy that I
share my stories. My children are not
always so happy. [laughter]
People meet them and go, "Were you the
one who are you the one who?"
And so uh what can I tell you? But to be
fair, we are a family of oversharers.
You know, we uh there are people who
play everything very close to their
chest. And well, our our branch of the
Olafskis are not like that. May Hashem
grant you and your family many healthy
and happy years. And may you continue
sharing your Torah wisdom, humor with
Clay Israel, Lynn and Gman. Thank you so
much. And uh and it's great to be back.
Great to be back in. and getting ready
getting ready
as we come to the end of bay manim
and I've always felt it's a slightly
melancholy bay manim because if you are
in yeshivas then you know there are
three bay man uh from uh after yam
kipper under
and uh uh that close to three weeks and
from tishab until
the month of Nissan
and uh the one ben and in Nissan
you don't say not because it's ben but
just because in after yam kipper and and
during Nissan for different hokic
reasons. We don't say um we don't say
tman. This is the only bman where we're
still saying.
So, uh
there's there's something about this
Benazman that's a little more melancholy
and uh and we're coming out of tishab
and uh
the we're still we're still feeling the
effects of the three weeks of the nine
days of the of the of tishab of the it
carries over a little bit. colors us.
You know when in tre you're coming out
of uh Russashana
muva yum kipper you're going into sukis
it's you may sim yeah and uh and in
nissan of course you're coming out of
pur and you're going into pes and you
know all the simka that's that's
associated with that and here it's uh
you know just hot it's hot It's long.
People eat barbecues.
Nothing in a barbecue that you should
eat. You know, if you use real charcoal,
it's even worse. You know, [laughter]
we use a grill. When you use actual
charcoal, you get all the smoke inside
of it. You know, and uh you know,
hamburgers and French fries and potato
salad. And yeah, there's nothing there
that you should be eating. [laughter]
Yeah.
Corn. Corn. If you want to grill the
corn, that's probably okay. I see they
do that now. That's uh that's very uh
very in, you know. Um I don't know if
you I think some people grill the
watermelon, but I think you could just
eat it. It's it's it's nice and juicy
and sweet and but uh you know you you're
into this whole mode and you come out of
it as we come to the end and we go into
roesh l this week l
so I want to speak a little bit about el
um as we approach it
somebody said to me on tishv
I have trouble relating to tishab. And I
said, well, yeah, because what did you
do during the three weeks to prepare for
tishab?
You suddenly boom walk into tishov. Of
course, you're not going to be prepared.
Yeah, there are people who have the min
all year that when before they bench
they say al-n
but certainly people who don't they
usually will say it by the sudafis
on tishab just before tish in their
benjon say but you understand that if
you say at least during the three weeks
you'll be preparing yourself there are
certain people who don't say
all year where they get up at midnight
to be able to you know say you know uh
on the and the destruction and the
rebuilding of the temple but at least
during the three weeks they try to at
least during the nine days but uh we
managed to work around a lot of these
things so they stop playing music well
no of course they don't stop playing
music they stop playing music with
instrumentation
But you can uh get today all this ac
cappella stuff and and people are um
recreating the sounds of music.
You know what I mean? So to the
untrained ear, it sure sounds like
music. [laughter]
And that's why
uh I'm I'm not pasining everybody should
go to their uh their own particular pisk
you know for this but I have heard the
psak that it's better to listen to slow
sad or deacy music even if it has
instrumentation
than to listen to ac cappella
because why in the world do they make an
odi shama
you know to uh to ac capella where you
can sing oji shama
wedding song only everyone's just
singing it with their voices. The the
whole big problem with music is it's
going to get you to dance and and that's
what oji shama is for masha if you're
listening to you know um
you know dus you know which it doesn't
have too many like really you know rocky
songs over there you know so that even
if you're listening with the mil with
the music
uh
so
I know I So people granted they were
working in Kira who uh rebu told them
they could play guitar during the nine
days and make a kumz for them. That's
not the problem. That's not the problem
when when we're talking about music, you
know, and uh and if it if it's music
that that
helps you understand and appreciate it.
Yeah. Um, personally I've always felt
that elit is a little too upbeat.
We sing at the end of tish elit.
So, okay. So some places they mamish do
it more like a durge but other places
like
yeah it shouldn't sound like that. I'm
not a musician and I don't really
understand music. It's one of the many
things I don't understand. Yeah. I don't
understand business. I don't understand
physics. I don't [laughter] there's a
lot of stuff I don't understand. But
I'll talk about anything. I don't care.
But someone just said to me on tishab
that musically
um
elite is similar to the khazar shots
that we say on the show
I don't know I don't know I don't know
from the music but he was trying to
explain to me the notes that are being
used in the way it's like okay kenzine
but Um uh but uh we had somebody laying
the migilla I have my little schul here
um laying migillas
and I was surprised how close it sounded
to McGill's Esther.
It's uh you know again I'm not a musical
person but the the the overlap was much
more dramatic. Yeah. I guess it depends
really on who's laning it and and how
you're how you're saying it over. But
you know, it makes sense to me because
the person who did the laning for us is
uh the very Rabbi Khadar Molen and he's
written many many sim. So I guess even
his a sounding a little bit like
Miguel's Esther but in Miguel Esther
there are a few sukum that you read to
the tune. I guess you can switch back
and forth a little bit to it. But um uh
it's uh um it's it's that that time
where you're you're coming out of uh of
that experience. So if you've spent the
three weeks and the nine days
appropriately. So then you go into
tishov and it's part of a context. But
if you've been spending your 3 weeks
listening to ac capella and basically
doing whatever you want and even though
you're not supposed to buy new clothes
and new things during uh the three
weeks, but there's a heter if it's a da
oven. So what happens? All the clothing
stores make sales during the three
weeks, you know, and they say, "Oh,
okay. So it's a bargain. It's a bargain.
So I have a head to go and buy it you
know and and you know so you you manage
to work around a lot of it and then you
come to uh then you come to the nine
days so you can't can't uh can't eat
meat can't drink wine so uh it's okay
there's
you know I've said this beforehand that
you know my wife likes to read all of
the uh the firm publications
me not so much the only thing I like
you know, the recipe sections and uh and
they'll have you, you know, an enjoyable
menu for the nine days, [laughter]
milking treats, you know, and I'm like,
I don't think that's the idea exactly.
[laughter]
Make the nine days as enjoyable as
possible. The whole reason we're not
eating meat and drinking wine is because
and so we're trying to minimize the so
we're trying to make the milk into
something.
Of course, today, you know, they have
this thing called impossible meat where
you can get yourself a burger, you know,
that's not really meat but seems like
it's meat. Uh, one of my son-in-laws who
is a meat afficionado
said we were someplace and he got an
Impossible Burger and he says it mamish
tastes like a hamburger, you know. Um,
I've never found that about soy dogs,
you know, which are supposed to taste
like hot dogs. Um, but it actually to me
tastes like what you would feed to the
cow before you made it into a hot dog.
But um you know Dy were doing so. So I I
remember I was talking about when when I
was learning for and we hadn't went down
to a schllock house you know. So at one
point as they there was a whole row of
heads and they just put the heads on
these little hooks and somebody's coming
by and cutting off the skin
that that I guess they used to make um
gloves or whatever they use from that
that leather, you know. So I said, 'What
do they do with their heads? And every
Don looks at me and he says, "You never
had cold cuts. Where do you think it
comes from?" [laughter]
So
So uh that did damper my appreciation,
you know, at least for Israeli uh
products, you know, because at least in
America, they grind it up a lot. you
don't really realize that, you know,
it's a head in there or whatever.
[laughter]
But, um, in Israel, they keep it more or
less more solid. It's crunchier.
[laughter]
You slice open a salami and there's an
eye, you know, and then it winks at you.
You know, it's like
it's a whole different experience. But
um you know you you you you
[clears throat] manage to avoid
feeling any from the fact that you can't
have bos that's besides the fact of all
the people make sum. Now I remember when
I used to write columns in the hamia I
spoke about this and how people who are
trying to make sum they work their way
around the mess of nine days and I got a
number of letters from who sayim
dapka tried to make sum during the nine
days to have meat you know to uh to
mitigate the the ts of the nine days.
Yeah. So um so I said oh okay I didn't
know you know um and I was just now uh
in Paracway I told this story uh two
podcasts ago and I went to Davin by the
Boston Reba and he announced that during
the nine days they hopefully will be
having every night I see him. So uh so
there there is such a concept over
there. I'm talking about there was a
restaurant in Manhattan where they used
to have a CM every hour for everybody
who wanted to come to their flesh
restaurant and then enjoy their meal.
That's certainly not a seabboard joining
together to make a sem in my opinion. I
don't know. I'm not here to disparage. I
heard say that by the time you work
around everything and of course when I
was a kid you you didn't bathe during
the nine days shabas but otherwise you
didn't bathe during the nine days and uh
now of course people say well times have
changed you know so for hygiene hygiene
you have to wash you have to bathe you
so
somebody on one of my online shirum she
said
actually heard from a RV. If you
normally shower every day, shower every
other day. If you normally shower every
second day, shower every third day. If
you normally shower every third day, you
should really shower more often.
[laughter]
Okay. So, it's different today. It's
different today. You know, there there
there was a time when people didn't
shower all the time. I don't know if you
ever heard this expression, you know,
they would take a bath Saturday night,
you know, and they would fill up the big
tub and they would soak. I once heard
from Yis Rosen Bloom that, you know, he
says, "I was staying someplace. They
only had a bathtub." And to me, that's
like soaking in your own juices. you
know, like when you serve the gravy with
the with the meat or just, you know what
I mean? [laughter]
The shower washes away. I I don't happen
to agree as far as that goes. I think
that if you really take a good bath,
it's it's uh you know, it can get you
much cleaner. Of course, you should
shower off afterwards. That's uh as far
as that goes. But because I have to take
a shower, you know. So, someone said to
me once, "How do I know if I'm showering
for hygiene or if I'm showering for
pleasure?" And I said, "If at any point
during the shower, you do this.
That's not hygiene anymore. When I came
to it, when we were first married, 1982,
we had a half bathtub with a with a
spritzer, you know, that's all there was
was a spritz. There was no nothing. And
what you did is you spritzed yourself
off because there was not much hot
water. So you would like wet yourself
all over. Then you would turn it off.
Then you would soap yourself off. Then
you'd rinse yourself off. That was
called a shower. But this thing where
like Americans can turn on the shower
and just, you know, for 20 minutes.
Okay. That's that has nothing to do with
hygiene. That is uh that is called
bathing for pleasure. Yeah.
>> [snorts]
>> And um
I know uh Shabas
Shabas Shabas
in the vision it's mikvah so they turn
the temperature down on the mikvah that
it shouldn't be so warm. Yeah. Um on
Shabashua they turn it up so that you
can boil out all the imperfections
remove all the ble of is that might be
inside.
And those who survive have a very
meaningful yum kipper. [laughter]
Sometimes you walk into these things and
not only they so hot, but there's been
so many people in them that by the time
you go in it's murky, you know, and you
think, gosh, just throw in a carrot and
a couple of onions and you got a soup
over here. [laughter]
There's a gross thought. Focus on that
one. I don't know. I made some reference
and someone said, "Oh, that's really
gross." I said, "Okay, how about this
one? How about a mikvah soup?"
[laughter]
And does anybody else find it ironic
that they sell dips at the mikvah? I
don't know if this happens in America,
but here in Israel, they often sell
kalas and dips outside. And I'm
thinking, you go in for a dip and you
pick up a dip and I don't know
if you go to the big bells shaw, they
have a whole mol outside
and uh and I saw also in uh in Tavaria
where we were. So um uh sons has a big
mikvah also a home call it selling
everything there [clears throat]
prepared food I all kinds of things it's
h wow you get whatever you want to go
for a dip go and pick up a dip you know
and I don't know what that does with the
concept of no double dipping but anyway
I don't get involved so uh uh so
I've mentioned this beforehand for men
going to the mikvah is like sort of a
social experience experience. You know,
after I had my heart operation, he said
to me, "You can't go swimming, you can't
take a bath, and you can't go to the
mikvah." I said, "Can I go to the mikvah
if I don't go in the water?" So, he was
like, "Why?" I said, "You know, just for
the experience, you know, everybody
hanging out, you know, little male
bonding going on, you know, [laughter]
but anyway,
uh all of this was by way of
introduction. So we're going to go into
rashash shana
and people have the same exact problem
with rashash shana comes tea shifa and
they're supposed to be moved by the tea
shifa but they're not because they
didn't do their ll preparation
and you have to spend an entire month of
l preparing yourself for rash and yam
kipper and if you miss the preparation
it can still be effective, but it's
going to be less effective because the
more time you put in preparing, the
better you're going to be. You know this
when it comes when you were when you
were a student or if you are a student
because we do have a lot of younger uh
people who listen to this podcast in
spite of the fact that the fellow who
gave me my award from Tony Times said
all the young people are listening to
Joey Haber and they're not listening to
me. But I know there are some of you out
there. So anyway, [laughter] in fact,
somebody said to me, "Nah, that's
because all the young people live who
listen to 246, you know, and uh you're
on 246." So I said, "Oh, okay. That's
that's why my young numbers aren't on
tour anytime." [laughter]
But anyway, but uh you know that the
more time you spend preparing for a
test, the better you're going to be when
you take it, you know.
If if you're ready for it, when we came
to Harrisi beforeh offered us the Torah,
he offered all the nations of the world
and he went to as said he went to Torah
at you know Moab and he went to every
nation of the world and offered them the
Tory first
and when he comes to us we already knew
the answer and Ishma. So how did we know
how to give the right answer? because we
were prepared.
Because we spent 210 years in Egypt and
7 weeks in the midbar preparing for
this, we knew what we were doing. We
were setting ourselves up for just this
moment. And people who don't think about
what I'm going to do when that moment
comes.
Um
there's a uh comedian John Panette,
the late John Pette. It was very heavy
and he did a lot of a lot of jokes about
food. Yeah.
And uh and uh anyway, he says, "I get so
frustrated by these people who walk into
McDonald's and they're looking at the
menu. It's McDonald's. They haven't
changed their menu in 70 years.
[laughter]
There's burgers, there's shakes, there's
fries, you know, just order it and get
out of the way. [laughter]
And if you can't get out of the line, go
and look at it." So, as they go into
KFC, they're trying to decide it's
chicken. All they have is chicken.
There's five pieces, there's 10 pieces,
there's 20 pieces. Just order the
chicken and get out of the line, you
know. So, uh I see this in in pizza
places, you know? You go into a pizza
place. They also haven't changed their
menu since the Yum Kippa war. You know
what I mean? You see all the grease on
the on the on the board up there.
They're serving the same exact things.
And somebody finally gets to the counter
and goes, "H,
what should I have?"
I usually get uh two slices in a soda,
but maybe I should try a cowzone.
I'm not sure. You know, why don't you
think about this beforehand? You know,
so the more preparation you put into it,
the easier it will be when that moment
comes. I've said over this vert on the
occasions when I am a cohane at a pigeon
ben not too often there was a time when
nobody wanted me to be the cohen at
their son's pigeon ben because I had
eight daughters and they were afraid I
wouldn't give the baby back so they
didn't want me to be the co but actually
you know there are certain kohanim
um the villagian said the rapper ports
Um, Rapaort, by the way, uh, is actually
Roof Portos. Portos, which was the main
city in Portugal before Lisbon. Uh,
that's where Port Portugal gets his name
from, was from Portos and and the port
wine, which comes from Portugal. So, uh,
he he was the doctor in Porto. So, it's
roof portos. That's what rap is. But
apparently they are.
So here in why is anyone gonna take
somebody like me you know when they can
take somebody who's got back to the
second base of mikdash you know but on
those rare occasions when uh I am the
cohain so I [clears throat] point out
the first thing we say
is uh the father says you know this is
my firstborn son and I have a mitzvah to
be ped to him and the cohain then says
what would you prefer
the baby or to give me five shackles.
Which one would you prefer?
And uh and I I think it's a you know
kind of strange question. Yeah.
But uh I said I think it's a good thing
for a parent to say yes, I want this
kid. [laughter]
The longest laugh on radio was on the
Jack Benny show where he was outside of
a party and a guy sticks him up and he
says, "No, no, no. I'm not really here.
I'm inside of the party. I just came out
for a breath of fresh air." You know,
he's trying to convince him that he
shouldn't be robbing him, you know. But
finally, the guy says, "Your money or
your life." And Jack Benny, who played a
character who is extremely stingy, goes
like this.
Anyway, he just is sitting there
thinking it was the longest laugh. And
finally he goes well he goes I'm
thinking [laughter]
but you know it it shouldn't be a
question
what do you do right how how you react
um it's interesting when I give my uh
you know my opening class for you know
most groups that I speak to for the
first time I have this thing called why
be Jewish why why should a supposed to
be a Jew. And uh I tell a story about
this girl who was wrestling with
intermarriage. Should she intermar or
not? Etc. So I said, "Why not intermar?"
And she says, "Cuz my Judaism is
important to me." And I said, "What does
that mean?" And she couldn't answer the
question.
And I asked her the question that from
Jews have learned from the time that
they're little. What would you do if
someone puts a gun to your head and says
convert or die? She had never heard the
question. And she thought about it and
she finally said, I would let myself be
killed.
And I said to her, Neb, you broke up
with the man you love. You prepared to
die for something and you have no idea
what it is.
But if we ever find ourselves in that
situation,
we've thought about it. Halai will have
the strength to do it. You know, uh
there's a typhus that says
were willing to be thrown into the fiery
furnace rather than to bow down to an
idol. But if they were being beaten,
they would eventually have broken
from from the torture. And yet we've
seen throughout history yidden who have
stood up to the most horrible tortures
and didn't give up their uh their
yiddishkite. But when the moment comes,
we know what to answer.
So we say to a parent, okay, you've had
30 days now to think about it. You want
the kid, you know, or would you rather
say, "You know what? You take the kid. I
just spent 30 days keeping this and he's
got collic, so forget about it. You
could have him." [laughter]
I said, "I think it's a healthy thing
for a parent to say, "Yes, I want this
kid." [laughter]
So,
I grew up that generation, you know,
where parents would say, you know,
you're not even my kid. The gypsies left
you at the at the doorstep, you know,
and I would go
Hey. [laughter] Anyway, my mom didn't
know what to do with me. Anyway, so uh
and my parents didn't abuse me. No
matter what Yadlim says, [laughter]
they they uh they were just, you know,
parents who were born in the 1920s.
[laughter]
That's that's what they learned in
parenting school. You know, they used to
tell you go out and find the biggest
book on, you know, modern child rearing
you can find and when you have a
problem, hit your kid with it.
[laughter]
But there was a time like that, you
know. So abusive. Anyway, so uh uh but
if you don't prepare,
you're going to go in and rush up and
the Kbar is going to ask you a question.
Do you deserve another year of life?
But take a month and think about it.
Well, go home and think about it. We all
know the famous story of Amndon within
the son of Tok where he was trying to
get him to convert and he says, "Give me
three days to think about it." And he
was horrified that he had those three
days. You know, how could I have even
suggested for a moment? But uh but if
people don't anticipate
what the question is, I I have been
teaching how to answer basic questions
for many years. I taught it in
rebbitical training courses. I taught it
in other organizations. And I remember
at one point one of these uh counselors
or advisers at a particular program,
they said, "I feel like you don't have
any questions, like you're not bothered
by any questions." I said, "Sure, I am
just not the ones you're asking cuz I've
thought about those." When I decided to
become from at the ripe old age of 12, I
was peppered with questions from people
and I had to come up with answers. You
were not put into that position. I got
plenty of questions that uh uh that I
come around to every year, right?
When the people said, "Give us meat."
So it says and then the
they died while the meat was in their
teeth. They died. Yeah. And Rashi says
he brings two different arguments. Maybe
the sadikim died immediately and the
rashim suffered for 30 days. Or maybe
the rashim died immediately and the
sadikim lasted for 30 days. And I say,
well, if the sadikim died and the rashim
died, who was left?
>> [gasps]
>> So, who didn't die? [laughter]
How many people died in in the misim? I
can't find this anywhere.
This has always bothered me. So, I mean,
I got plenty of questions. It's just the
basic questions that most people ask,
you know, I had to work on when I was
younger.
But if you're not prepared,
what does it say in Pikas?
know what to answer when somebody
challenges you. So in order to do that,
you have to think about it. And I always
say every from Jew has to have a
notebook where they write down their
questions and they keep track and then
work to find the answers.
So I could get stumped uh uh you know
once but if I keep getting stumped on
the same question I'm doing something
wrong and I have to make an effort
>> to be able to find answers to questions
and not just to rely on like you know g
I don't know I never thought about it
you know well think about it now you
know and um
fascinating little chapter in World War
II. There was so many things that went
on World War II. It's such a complicated
uh period of history.
But
the D-Day invasion took place in June
1944 and the Americans were slowly
making more and more progress and the
Germans were retreating.
And came December, they decided that
basically the Germans were defeated and
it was just, you know, mopping up.
And so the troops that were like
resting, they put them like you know uh
across from the ordain forest because
you know who's going to come through
with tanks and and things like this
through the Ardans.
Well, Hitler anticipated this and he
decided for one last push and he made a
big attack through the Ardens through uh
this section. And it became known as the
Battle of the Bulge because the lines
bulged out where the you know the
Germans were advancing
and uh it was for the most part
unexpected
and the 101st Airborne Division were
locked down in this little town
and they were surrounded and they were
just picking them off and there was no
way they could fight it off. They were
just trying to survive. They were
running out. They were rationing
ammunition. They were rationing food.
They were down to one small meal a day.
And they and and they were counting
every bullet. And so the Germans came
over and offered them to surrender
rather than to stay here and be killed.
And the answer they gave them was nuts.
Guess that meant they weren't going to.
But in the meantime, it doesn't matter
how brave you are, you're going to get
wiped out. You only have two days left.
Yeah. of of stuff. So Eisenhower called
in all of his generals and said, "Can
anybody reach them
before the two days are up?" And all the
generals looked at each other because
everyone knew it would take at least a
week to get there. It was impossible.
And the Nazis knew this, too. There was
no way that they were going to get there
in less than a week. There was they they
were trapped.
And General Patton says, "Yeah, I could
be there in two days."
And everybody looks at him and says,
"That's impossible."
And Eisenhower looked at him. Yeah. And
he said, "George, you sure?" He says,
"Yep." Says, "Go do it. Save them." And
he got there in two days. Why? Because
when everybody was convinced that the
Germans were beaten, Patton wasn't. He
thought they still had some fight in
him. And so while everybody else was
resting on their laurels, he had his
staff draw up contingency plans for
everything that might happen,
including what happened if we had to
rush the army over here in two days. How
would we do it? And he had it all worked
out. He had all the maps. He had all the
plans. He had all the orders. Everything
was set up. So he just had to tell his
staff, "Go."
And he came in and he was able to save
them. and and the Germans were shocked
that they were able to get there in that
amount of time. But he considered the
contingencies. He thought about it.
So you're going in for Russashana. Now
listen, I'm telling you the question up
front so you know how to study. Yeah.
Why should I give you another year of
life?
I would say even better than that. Do
you want another year of life?
You know there's so many people who
don't appreciate life
um mayor in his where it says um
next to he wrote m
to m why because if we didn't die and
life just went on forever
so people would think No, there's no
point to it anymore. No point to it. If
you know it's going to end, then it
becomes much more meaningful.
Knowing you have a, you know, short
amount of time left. I used to ask this
question to people when I was teaching.
I would say, "What if you had one day
left to live? What would you do?" And
everyone's thinking what they would do.
And one time someone said to me, "What
would you do?" I said, "Just what I'm
doing now. I live every day like it's my
last. [laughter]
I'm not waiting to find out. I said, but
I will tell you the following. Most
people if they know they have one day
left to live are not going to take a
nap. You know, so people who sleep away
their life or they just sit and watch
videos or they just, you know, waste
their time,
they turn around and suddenly their life
is gone.
It uh it reminded me very much of the uh
of the little sponsorship we had Beno
where they said this was a person who
worked for the community. He supported
his family. He managed to learn go to
dominion do do mitzvah. He managed to
understand that time is precious.
When the fas and his brother were coming
back from their father's levaya, he
said, "No, at least he had a yamim." And
his brother says, "What do you mean he
died very young?" He says, "I didn't say
shunim. I didn't say he had long years.
I said he had aras yum, long days. He
made every day count." And uh that's
what we have to do now as we go into
understand as we come to the end of the
year before rash sh and we're going to
go in and say okay
this is ending
this what you deposited in my account
this past year is ending and I'm hoping
for you to put in another deposit and
let's decide what we're going to get for
this next year and if we Do our
will be able to say to
why we should be kept alive.
Life
The greatest gift of all
we should be.
Now,
[clears throat]
uh,
producer Ari always sends me
appreciation comments because he knows
that I I teeter on the edge of uh,
depression all the time. Hi, Revolves. I
just want to thank you for your
wonderful and entertaining podcast. It
always leaves me feeling uplifted and
happy. Thank you. I'm a super busy colo
wife and mother.
[laughter] I don't know why it sounds
like one of those ads from the 60s. I'm
a busy wife and mother and I therefore
look for ways to make myself more
efficient. But I I I appreciate what
that means because you know your
husband's sitting there in Kylo. I'm
sure he's staging a rice. I'm sure he's
not smoozing with his friends or going
out for a cup of coffee, you know, but
uh you are working very hard and
listening to a podcast while I get
things done is my form of self-care.
Hashem, I'm sure you will receive
messages from many different
demographics, but I'm not sure you've
heard from any columies yet. No, I don't
think so. We're definitely listening and
enjoying it, but we're just too busy to
comment. [laughter]
You know what? Just knowing that people
listen, you know, is is such a
tremendous tremendous thing for me. What
a co that people who are busy take out
time to listen to me when uh when there
are so many other podcasts out there and
so many things to be able to do. People
listen to me.
between working, cooking, doing laundry,
and taking care of our children. It's so
important for the mother of the home to
stay happy and calm. I always say this
when I speak to a nay group because I
think that to be makaz, you know, the
the mothers of is so important.
Um I even remember as a child being in a
different room for my mother. Whenever I
heard her singing or speaking
cheerfully, my mood would instantly
lift. I keep that memory in the
forefront of my mind and I make an
effort to do things that help me stay
calm and happy. Even when money is
tight, there are always little things we
can do to lift our spirits and regain
our sense of calm. My favorite is
listening to your podcast, especially
during the times of year when music
isn't allowed.
There you go. And and that's that's for
free. The best things in life are free.
Yep. Although we are in the three weeks,
we lessen our sim, but never outwardly
for our children and husbands. We must
keep homes consistent and safe. And it's
done by being warm. Please keep it up
and continue.
It doesn't say no. Says less. But of
course, you have to have. You're right.
One last thought. I would encourage you
to stop repeating the nasty comments you
receive.
[laughter]
It gives power to the people who don't
deserve it and can darken everyone's
mood.
I know. But I had a fellow Abe came to
my shar from South Africa and he had a
lot of deep ideas that he used to share.
One of them was I always feel like when
you have a bad mood you should share IT
WITH OTHERS. [laughter]
THANK YOU for everything you do. A
grateful mommy. Thank you, mommy.
Next. Thank you for keeping me cheerful
when it's otherwise difficult. I can't
tell Rabiowski how much the brilliant
Shiorim.
Now, I don't know if if this person is
from England or South Africa because
when they say brilliant, it just means
nice. You know, I used to go there to
speak and they would say that was
brilliant rabbi and I was like, well,
yeah, I guess it was pretty good. You
know, that's someone said, "No,
brilliant." It doesn't mean that here.
Just like when they say gorgeous.
Gorgeous just means like, you know,
pretty, you know. So, brilliant just
means like, you know, good. But I'm
hoping you're an American [laughter]
and shows that have helped me over the
years. But let's just say I don't think
I'd be as successful as I am.
I actually tried to come for a
shabasuda. I think it would have made a
pretty good guest [laughter]
seeing as I had a bad too and I helped
to clean up. Oh my gosh, you should
always say that when you're calling up
[laughter]
always throw in and by the way like like
Rabbi Alask brought up poorly to help
clear off and and clean up a shabas.
[laughter]
But it never seemed to work out. And now
that I'm married, I guess I've lost my
chance. Why? We have married couples
sometimes. Sure.
when we have people look I got a I got a
large extended family so if even like
three or four of them come you know
that's it my wife is uh sitting in the
kitchen anyway and not for religious
reasons um just one question where those
mashar tapes that you've spoken about so
often didn't producer m said that they
were being uploaded to the site
I guess can't thank you enough to
cheerio from a fan from the UK. Oh no.
So he just said brilliant like nice
jolly good show. Hip hip and all that
sort of rot. [laughter]
Yes. Yes. Very good. Very good. And
that's it. Until next time. You can go
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Rabbi community. We are we are taking
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so I I learned how to run a cult, you
know. I had this this these girls from a
particular seminary and there were a
number of girls there, you know, who
were like guy marries the daughter of
aim guy and they have girl. So, you
know, even though they don't have a girl
school, but they were girls, you know.
Anyway, so I had like three of these
girls and and two of the girls were
there and they go, "I don't know. I just
feel like is a cult." And they go, "Oh,
yeah, sure it is. [laughter]
Yeah, of course." You know, they only
marry among each other. You know, next
generation you'll know who's like, you
know, because they'll have like six
fingers on their hands, you know, right
[laughter]
from all the inbreeding.
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I came back from America. My front door
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wasn't working. My refrigerator, the
compressor died. The burner in my oven
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room is leaking, you know, and um and
the mouse in my computer broke.
[laughter]
I don't know what happened. Everything's
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who wants to uh uh replace anything
else, feel free. [laughter]
Hey, listen. I got a bookcase this way.
So, uh you know, in any event, that's
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