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Rabbi David Ozeri: Am i Masking The True Me?
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good evening good evening a bowtie
so Shabbos morning at shul and the rub
is giving add russia and sam falls
asleep during the - ah now I just vol
sleepy starts to snore so the rub says
to Harry who's sitting next to Harry
wake up sin Harry sister ah by Rabbi you
put him to sleep
you wake him up we hope we're not gonna
put anybody to sleep tonight but we
won't wake you up we understand it's a
long hard day am i missing the true me
true me means to be omit with myself am
i living the life I got us but who wants
me to live let's think about it for a
minute I'm from I'm Cove a team littoral
I do some press said I give taka I think
I have uhm I'm everything sounds great
wonderful well let's take a personality
from the Torah who had all these
attributes and let's see what happened
to him
Cora coral a boat I had everything he
had a who's from moshe Rubino's family
karach was again from the ghetto they
had daughter of his generation of the
door dear
Cora had money it's one of the richest
men in the world
Koloff had family Cora had everything so
what went wrong with this man Mahalo
what happened to him you know what
happened to Caracas he refused to accept
Authority namely the authority of
machete Benno the Rebbe of Claudia sale
he refused to accept that authority that
AMA tells us more our Ibaka
Kimmo Rashomon this fear of your Rebbe
has to be like the fear of heaven call
our illegal abour the Rambam says
whoever is calling on their Rebbe
carefully calles Tina your holic on the
screen out by the way we're going to
quote six or seven quotes from the
Rambam he brings a prusik to prove each
one why do I need a Rebbe why do I need
it of course the Tana told us we need
enough
tamesha now says I sell Akkad of the
Tana understood that the Torah is a
directory for life and without proper
direction it could become very very
dangerous imagine you go to the doctor
and he tells you you need an antibiotic
I'm going to call the drug strong and
have it delivered to your house tells us
a very strong antibiotic good antibiotic
comes there's 20 pills in the bottle
there's no label on the bottle so you
say okay I'll take half the bottle today
half the bottle tomorrow
dangerous very dangerous can someone
learn how to drive could someone get in
a car and drive without learning from an
expert driver dangerous you know the old
story
a fellow learnt how to drive up in the
mountains so the driving instructor saw
there's a very dark winding roads here
you have to be careful at night if you
see two headlights it's a car if you see
one headlight it's a motorcycle
the fellow gets his license he passes
great week doesn't go by and he's a
tremendous at night a tremendous head-on
collision he's in the hospital all kinds
of broken bones and the the driving
instructor goes to his in the hospital
he says what's the matter didn't I tell
you when you see two headlights it's a
car you see one headlight it's a
motorcycle he says well I saw two
headlights I thought it was two
motorcycles I try to drive through them
you have to learn how to follow
direction without learning at a final
direction it could be extremely
dangerous
tada is our directory to try and live a
life of Torah without following
directions exactly can be dangerous no
question about it who can and the the
Tana understood who can direct us who
can explain us this directions only
ahaha meme only giggle au style only
tell me there I mean how come in there
ready to explain no question about it
the question is are we ready to listen
that is the question sometimes we tend
to think that what they say
there she Shiva the R of the girdle
Billy hasn't applied to me or it just
doesn't make any sense
Robert I I'm telling you I spent my life
talking to giggling how many times I
went into a girdle and I asked and I got
an answer and I walked out scratching my
head's what and every time every single
time they were right when the may Shiva
escaped from the shower and they they
mapped out a route the rushing Shiva's
to escape to Shanghai people thought
they were crazy people thought it was
suicide
what are you doing an entire yeshiva is
gonna escape this route from what from
Poland to Shanghai right under the nose
of the Nazis they thought they were
crazy they lost their minds but those
that listened survived
Daedalus they'll have certain CI - Maya
we don't see what they see we don't
understand what they understand I had a
relative who is very very sick young and
the doctor said that's it person is
going to die they tell me in the
hospital there's one type of surgery to
do just to make
a person comfortable for their last days
however it's a risk the person is so
weak that the person may die under the
knife I didn't know what to do I got on
a plane at the time I flew to Israel
I went straight to the stylers house now
he was known to tell people in such
situations not to do anything I went
into him and I had to write everything
down he was hard of hearing he read
everything and he tells me in Hebrew
Telesca by estas any - I go home and do
the surgery right away so I looked at
him and I started screaming in his ear
but they said the president could die on
the table he started yelling at me an
amazing honey maybe and I understand I
understand go home and do the surgery
Roberto sir esquina Sonny talked with
high esteem Shanna once Rusk you did it
and he lived 20 years I do it from Boris
rotskin okay I went home and I pushed I
pushed everybody I pushed the family
let's do the surgery we did the surgery
was supposed to take 45 minutes the
surgery took 8 hours we thought the
person died they don't want to tell us
eight hours surgery comes out and he
says cured sure what happened to all
that cancer no no was a benign tuna and
the Dino dhinam it grew and grew till
it's a sizable of a grapefruit I managed
to take seven bypasses and take it out
the person should be fine how long did
that person live twenty years came out
to the day 20 years I say they see what
we don't see they have a certain sea
otter - Maya Commissioner says we have a
matter baked by father Glynn is that
poetic
that's all addict they have a meet I bet
you should follow and the dust of their
feet tell me that what that what does
that mean you know what it means that if
you walk behind the Tommies rock on if
you walk behind the receiver he kicks up
dirt
if that dirt and dust settles on you
you're a lucky man it has to do Shou you
know the cat for hanging rights that
doesn't mean hag by stardom you kiss the
Rob's hand
where did that come from especially
everybody sends their children over to
ruff to kiss the rugs in where did that
come from
the gaff Rahim says you know what the
sources for that it's that the hand of
the love of the tummy the film has
kedusha from all the Torah that he wrote
during his lifetime and when the child
kisses the hand he's imbued with that
kid to job that's why you should kiss
the hand of the tummy Tom so says the
calf Raheem Robert I the purse hook says
Batak Tita hog where was your shoe off
for 40 days and 40 nights
well Michelle Amanda was up in the
mountain he was bataki jihad he was at
the foot hill of the mountain
why isn't he not the next leader of
Claudius rail are there not three
million people in the camp there were
problems there again as I have what was
he doing he was waiting for his Rebbe
Machado be no he could not fathom being
a minute without of his Rebbe when he
comes down he sat any in tempt at the
foothill of the mountain you sure we
knew and understood what it means to
have a Rebbe your house should become a
bit viola hoc I mean why of course all
your surroundings and children will only
benefit from it but I want to tell you
over a story I heard from Roma Waxman
historian at the rock Dora told over the
following story amazing story since Ron
and Wasserman how do you Shiva we all
know and mironovich he even came to
America to collect money New York and
the war broke out at me but he told Moe
go back and he said no he's going back
he's not gonna leave his tongue leave
them alone and he went back and we all
know the story he went dancing to the
gas station again to the gas chambers on
Eamon
tell me them but before when days were
better brother Kannan used to go himself
from raise money for the Shiva in Europe
and there was one wealthy man we visited
every year a very wealthy man and the
day that he visited him this time was a
rainy stormy winter and muddy day there
was no concrete roads like we have here
in Europe was dirt roads and everybody
wore high boots on such days Rohan and
was wearing these boots and he got to
the door of the gear and he was ready to
wait make his way up the steps that
front door and then he remembered this
give ear had a magnificent white carpet
at the entrance when you walked in the
Mensch that brother hunting was said I'm
not gonna go through the front door and
track up his white carpet I'll go
through the back door where the kitchen
is he went around the back and he
knocked on the door and the give ear
opened up the door he saw ever hunted
first he gave him a big Shalom Aleichem
and then his face dropped he said Rebbe
what are you doing you are ruining my
two daughters Kindle he said what he
says how can you come through the back
door I beg you I beg you go back to the
front door and track up my white carpet
less my daughter's will think that a
white carpet is more important than
cover night IRA go and track up my
carpet let my daughter's come home and
see the month but then ask what happened
and I'll tell them this is the mud from
the holy boots of Ravel's Kannan please
go around the front and track up my god
you're ruining the finish of my children
my children know that I beg this but I
built this big beautiful palatial home
it's only secondary to cover that Tyrell
it's only secondary to what I represents
please I beg you and he made him go from
the front and track up the carpet
no bowtie what happened to these two
daughters you know what happened to them
they both married Russians Shiva's of
tells
both of them both of them because of the
clinic that he got that he gave them
because he had such cover that tada he
was socrata he was a head to such son in
laws now let's look at someone else by
the name of Lord look what happened to
Lourdes the Moroccan come to Saddam to
destroy Saddam they end up being a guest
by Lots the entire town comes to the
house surrounds the house why because
somebody committed a terrible crime they
took in guests and we want those guests
now they demand from Lourdes Lourdes
begs them pleads with them the Malik he
pulled log back in with one hate wave of
the hand they blinded the entire city
men women and children and then they
tell lot lot you have to run away
we're here to destroy the city and they
tell what haha Rehema let's escape to
the mountain
why pentas affair lest you be swept away
Rashi says it's alive Ramadan you know
what they said when they said one to the
mountains run to Avraham Avinu
who your chef bahar who's sitting in the
mountain that's where you belong to Lord
Lord Rama V know what is Lord O Lord
gives them an argument
what argues and what tells them I know
helo Oh Holly Malaya Hara I cannot run
to the mountain why painted by Conneaut
I have Amati lest evil will overtake me
and I will die can't go to the mountain
please there's a city nearby by the name
of Saud let me run over there too so
hard the bow tie since when do we argue
with angels especially when they came to
save your life and what evil is lot
talking about over here what evil was
there the Maliki Munda stood that the
best place
time of danger mr. Beeney atomic Holcomb
the boy say you ever get on a plane
let's say that you're wrong and you walk
into your seat and you notice there's a
Russian she was sitting there or a
goggle or you feel so good oh we're
gonna make it easier we're gonna be fine
okay
the best place to be is near it Sadiq
what is what talking about Presley less
evil gets a hold of me and I'll die and
one of the malla seem arguing with my la
creme and then at the end of my life
seem agree with him what is the matter
him tell him at the end
oh you know what okay we heard what you
have to say go my head he might let
Chama
hurry flee over there to trial I would
say what is going on over here what's
going on and if you look at Rashi Rashi
is very clear Rashi says that law what
law it was saying was the following
when I am in Saddam my deeds compared to
the deeds of the people I met Sadiq if
I'm gonna go be near the Sadiq I've
Adama veto I'm finished I'm finished I
look like it a shot and I sham will take
me so therefore let me go to talk
unbelievable and the Malik him instead
of telling him you making a mistake Lord
the best place to be is the arm IV no no
what do they tell them no no my head go
he mother I go they got it so hard run
why develop him tell him that and the
Maritim told them that because once the
man I've heard that he doesn't want to
be next to Avraham Avinu then you know
what being next a Brahma veena will not
help you if you don't want to be
associated get delay Israel then being
there won't help you if you don't want
to be near the Russian Shiva then it's
not going to help you to be near the
receiver you have to want it you have to
be excited about it you have to love
tell me there I mean in order to benefit
from them so they told what go go - Todd
of
I'm a venal can't help you rabbit are
you here in order for us to benefit from
getting to a sale from
Tommyknocker I mean we have to cling to
them we have to want to be near them we
have to have a desire to be with them to
love them we have to connect - tell me -
I mean we have to make sure our children
connect - tell me - I mean could you
imagine if slot would have went to
Avraham Avinu
if you were to listen to the man no no
bowtie he would not have suffered that
eternal shame that he suffered of a
morning will have that despicable act
with his daughter's lawyer for ammonium
avi bacala sham assalam forever and ever
a lot will suffer from the shame if he
would have went Avraham Avinu he would
had knocked us from his children he
would have satisfaction but no you
didn't want to be near Amma vino now you
suffer the consequences
robotallian is another character in the
Torah
LaVon Sun believable if you think about
we read the story thousand times but if
you think about it
yeah I've caused Leah's lavon's house if
the 20 years
LaVon pursues him he chases him during
his chase he has a dream her cuddlers
but a fool comes him in a dream maurella
and he tells him by omotola Hisham
Alicia watch out LaVon penta die bury me
I comb it over a drop don't talk to you
over vino not good or not bad
you better watch out he wakes up what do
you think he does he goes home no he
doesn't go home
could you believe it what does he do he
runs everything but yes a clever idea
called LaVon overtook yeah cause what
are you stupid
Hashem himself told you right he's
shaman if I watch out don't start up
with Yakov don't speak them
you would think one look at Yakov Aveeno
the behavior of what he would melt you
know we're talking about Yakov Aveeno
his images on the cassette revolt and
what happens he has a confrontation with
him and got a car Vivino rebukes him and
Yakov Avenal tells him 20 years I'm with
you no animal ever had a miscarriage nor
did I ever eat from your flock and eat
NFI that there was in the flock I bared
the loss if one was stolen by day or by
night you exacta dit for my salary by
day I worked in scorching heat by night
and frost you changed my wages a hundred
times and if it wasn't for our sham you
would have thrown me out with nothing
you would think that the farm would be a
little bit moved by this truck ha ha
from Yakov Aveeno you would think yeah
now how does LaVon respond listen here
jerkles
a Bernard Bennett I those daughters
they're my daughters the Habana man i
all your sons are my sons
the hats horn or the Sheep Sonny is my
sheep
bacala sarataro el hijo whatever he see
is mine smell a madman no he's not a
madman now you know what it is he never
attached himself to good people
LaVon is entire life
imagine y'all call Vivino lives in your
house for 20 years and has no effect on
the man you know why cause like what he
didn't want to have a relationship with
Vivino
he didn't want to be here gonna be only
used them for his own personal needs
nothing else imagine living with Yakov
Aveeno for 20 days and I will die for 20
minutes your life is going to be changed
nothing nothing why I don't want to be
near to the point where a chef doesn't
don't go and he goes
and not only that he gets into would
argue with the alcohol every no yeah
cause finally gives it them over the
head what does he say everything's mine
whatever you see here the boys the girls
the sheep and everything else all mine
it's unbelievable
this is what happens when you don't
attach yourself to good people
it won't help you that our mom says
we'll see carefully
Ivanka doll who lays out the medaka me
moolah snort on the llama says it's a
great award to be memorize a timing
diagram or - Hey - Tommy the harm and
how me buzzer he goes on hama vizier
tell me their famiiy in law helical Olam
haba Robert ie how many people we see
today talk about Tommy - I mean - sparge
them take sides in the helical arrow at
my bar
hi-yah bit caval that eyeball your
telomere Aviv if you want to look all
these up in the Rambam it's in hopeless
Talmud Torah panic hair and the namibian
and our pursuit for each one you're
higher in the cord of your Rebbe more
than the cord of your father Solomon had
here a hard eyeball whoever thinks been
about his Rebbe Illuminati Lila Shekinah
it's as if you're thinking bad about the
screen on itself and cola hala Talib or
whoever disputes is ready
carefully College Athena call us call
outs a minivan lab or whoever engages in
controversy with his Rebbe kills
samadeva Messina you're baking a
medieval Tichina now bow tie we are
playing with fire playing with fire tell
you what my son with the gone me Vilna
unbelievable a guy on rebuilding that
obviously was the undisputed got all
that dog of his generation
The Golem evil that lived in Vilna he
had no official title he was in the
robbed of the town he had no official
title he sat and he learnt with his
tummy them young Melina
he never left his Gemara they died on me
Vilna in Vilna there was a place ik his
name was enough small fine one day there
was a very very poor family was a Friday
who had one pot of food for Shabbos all
of a sudden a question of rose in the
house if that part of food is kosher or
not the family panicked if they don't
get an answer they're not gonna have
anything to eat for Shabbos so the
mother right away sent the son to go
Esther got on me Vilna he went the
father ran out not knowing his sons
going to the gaol me Valdez and went to
Rushmore the placing the son came back
and said the guy owned me film the
Senate strafe the father came back that
said where Shmuel said it's kasha whoa
the guy once said it strafe yeah the
father answer of Shmuel and he told them
listen you told me it's Kusha but my but
what unintentionally my son went we
didn't know he didn't know I was coming
he went to the guy one who lives right
near us and the guard said it strafe
we're a small ran he took his coat he
ran to the house of the gone me villain
that was before Shabbos and he told him
Rebbe Rebbe told the guy on me run the
please come with me to this miss buckle
that he'd said it's strafe and eat the
food with me partake in the food why
because I am the placing of Vilna and if
they hear that you passed me that at
Raiford i buzz like it's gonna break
down my authority you know what the
governor told them I'm coming the girl
me learned the posture that was traif he
told the poison you said it's kosher I'm
coming and he went with him and they
went to his family that of the family
this poor family that had such guests in
their life cutting the guy on me Vilna
and the placing of the town rule and
they sat down to eat listen to this they
sat down to eat they're ready to make
Kennish this pot of food is on the table
that's all they got and the chandeliers
were candles a candle fell right into
the pot and the candle is made of animal
fat in those days and everybody of small
and they'd gone basket now for short
strength nobody ever
but they got on me Vilna was ready to
eat on something that he passed and was
trained in order not to break down the
authority of the placing amazing
robotallian Balaam Balaam Hammad takes
one to know one
Balaam was a spear as he was he was one
of the greatest living that ever walked
this earth how could it be that Balaam
where did he go wrong he talked to God
he was a Navi and he was a great Navi
the bed yourself says you know it
happened I tell you what happened he
lowered himself to the level of the
donkey he was considered as donkeys
equal because he says otherwise you can
ask Akasha why did everybody have a
complaint the my life
and the donkey herself and belong for
Bill I'm hitting her listen if you're a
donkey and you're obligated to get your
owner from point A to point B and you
deviate from the path you deserve to get
it so what's the complaint let Mikey
tiny solution again ey you hit me three
times what's the complaint you're a
donkey and you deviated from the path
you deserve to get it
says the bear yourself no no no no the
Gemara said Hedren says that Balaam
lived with his donkey therefore he was
equal to the donkey and the donkey
Steiner was you are my equal not my
superior therefore you can't hit me how
does another lower himself to the level
of a donkey
how double died and it's the same thing
he knew what I College about a who
thought of I'm you say he know when I'm
you sale meant to the world but yet his
only desire was to curse to curse
Crowley sale he never once attached
himself with anybody goods and when you
don't attaches
good people you can lower yourself to
the level of a donkey so terrible but
I'm sure to died a hero to the world's
and he died like a dog
why couldn't attached himself to anybody
goods all is he wanted to do was curse
Mahadeva who shall I am Akshay bazoo ba
told me there half a meme Robert I wear
in the three weeks
did you hurt did you hear this line when
the three weeks Fridays or hornish off
we're looking at another two Shia we
hope not we hope my chef will come but
again we're gonna sit down again we're
gonna cry over the base of my gosh again
we're gonna mourn here if the year if
the year listen to the line know how to
value - shall I am at your bazoo bye
Tommy - I mean with all the terrible
things that were going on during the
whole bond your son was not destroyed
only till they started to be members it
told me there I mean it's unbelievable
the heart vital shall I match a basal
bar tell me they're after me terrible
we're here for two thousand years in
this goalless 2,000 years why because
bazoo bar tell me they asked me they
disgraced tell me they're coming the
command Sanhedrin says the Aleutian lime
hella column a bar the following people
don't have a share in the next world
they bring down three types of people
number one how a man enter a item
18-minute aura the Hyatt and my team is
not from the Torah I don't believe it
in the helical amoeba good number one
number two the enitre I mean a shaman
if someone says taught I was not giving
me a sham I'm in La Jolla gamma bar
number three five he crossed a peak iris
who's that who's that beakers
love vib Hanina AMRO ahem proverb Yanina
both said epic arose Z amoeba Z Talmud
Hashem and a P Kairos is somebody who's
Mufasa atomic Rock'em that's an epic
iris nemser in Ken shammy bazzetta
mediacom in La Jolla Claude I'm about if
an app Icarus has no share in the next
world and an app ecosystem let's revise
that almeida from Soviet Mufasa to me
that Rob and Laura LeClair all I'm about
it's simple as that simple as that
by the way let's talk about some
positive aspects a bring back a bed
telling me they have I mean the pelayo
it says mission attained covered they
tell me that I'm somebody who gives
honor to a comedic Ron he's being make I
am I'm it's bad I said of me pensive
otaku every time you met Roberta Tommy
chakram in any way possible you fulfill
a misrata say a beep NS about that goon
what's his reward says the says the pen
a your heads right what's his reward you
scare the in Aceh mine Wow
if you're my bed tell me they're for me
you'll be so hurting a notch am I in how
hard do we work on ourselves we want
some unit remaining in this day and age
in this crazy world that we live in we
want to have some units your mom you
want to lie to get it beam it's a bit
tell me - I mean and your sod is you
like you'll get you not your mind but
battalions worth it well worth it
well worth it when you're constantly
around Tommy - I mean you're constantly
around scheana
it has to cause uhm I'm you know I see
them and of Danny here tonight I see
them yeah never ever the rabbit decides
all the major decisions in life right
people look at it as like maybe
something archaic well you don't have a
mind of your own you can't think I see
them are very smart Roberto they
understand that that ever is the closest
thing they have to Cena they understand
that and therefore there ever has a
certain she added the schmeyer
that I don't have and therefore I'll
allow him to make the decision because
his decision is what a tremendous amount
of see at the schmeyer
see I tried this way ah yeah on a much
higher level of kedusha whether it's an
ember or a she Shiva got doll or your of
he is on a higher level of Kevin Lucia
no but that we have no idea we are
clueless I heard a story from ruff
Donner about the Satmar ever Donna said
this at bat but when he came to this
country he was very very busy building a
key Gila and Sapna and everything and he
had a very very important meeting it was
a little bit late for it and the gap I
was waiting for him and pushing him
let's go let's go let's go finally in
Williamsburg they went that says they
went into the car they start driving and
the driver looked at his watch and he
was sure was the time to hear the
traffic reports he wanted to hear the
traffic report to see if they're gonna
get their tie he put on the radio and it
was an advertisement that it was a
coalition woman singing and they never
jumped any shook and the man realized it
he shut off the radio that ever told him
turn around and take me home he says
we're late for the appointment a very
part of what turn around and take me
home he turned around he took him home
they never told them wait here he ran
upstairs to his apartment he came back
down with a big and he got in the car he
told the driver in this big are the
clothes that I was wearing when I heard
coalition burn them burn the clothes
yeah what kind of kedusha he couldn't
imagine ever putting on those clothes
again I heard through a radio a lady's
voice singing burn the clothes it's
kedusha
the famous my Sir with love Yakov
kamenetsky then he started putting on
all of a sudden comes to shul one day
and he putting on tefillin Rubino tom so
all the man he never worn up in old time
filling everybody in the shoes wondering
what's going on so they asked him to pee
what else is it Rebbe what's going on
you never want a banal time to fill in
what is this he says I'll tell you he
says some fifty years ago in Europe
somebody came over to me and asked me
why I don't wear a barrel time filling
and he told me I told them why but he
said but the coverage time was a minute
I'm drilling so I told them the hover
time is 90 when I'll be 90 I'll also
wear today is my 90th birthday and I
never forgot what I said and Ned that
came out of my mouth how many times you
say I thought I thought made that even
the last 50 years
no no and Ned they came out of my mouth
I said what I'll be 90 I where I've been
announced well today's my 90th birthday
I never forgot it so today wait a minute
I'm feeling she imagine there are a
different league at different Plateau I
myself I heard from revolving Weinstein
about rubbish as if it's an agree
Kenosha Nebraska he told me that he says
my father needed a pacemaker maybe when
he was in his 80s early 80s he needed a
pacemaker and he he entered the hospital
the night before to do it the next
morning and I came early the next
morning before the procedure
I saw my father of my son is now how he
slept and he says he really didn't sleep
last night why he was being a fresh fish
by myself he was trying to figure out
why is he getting this pacemaker what a
very did he do that he deserves to get a
pacemaker
so he tells his son my dear son I went
through all the mitzvoth I said I was
never ever one I went through all the
lot I said don't ever remember being
over I went through all the credit
and all the meat ought to bed Dean and
although there are buttons that I can
remember I don't ever remember being
over there on anything and it bothered
me so why's is happening to me
he didn't even enter his mind that it
was you soon inshallah haha now he says
there has to be reason he says I finally
got it I figured it out so what is it he
says when I was a young man in yeshiva
I let him I have Russa back in Europe
and lo Boniface where and we had a very
big argument on a suger for a week we
argue the same point and it came out of
the end that he was mitered to me that I
was right and you know what I felt good
in my heart that I was right and that he
was wrong and that's why I'm being
punished with my heart because I felt
good in my heart a boy sigh some
probably 50 60 years before ok but
forget about that I was never aware I
went through every hour I went through
all the dinner bananas and all the door
Rice's and all the ices and all the law
houses and all the cards and all the BWT
I couldn't find anything how to find
this we're talking about people who are
way way way way ahead of us again from
their kid douche I'd ever see after they
smile like we never had before double
time nothing to talk about
nothing to talk about I tell you am I so
happy to me with rough shock I was in a
chest wrong I saw Baca who I know any
issue from world ballet brache I said I
happened to be a Mises can I come say
come it was a little bit older he wasn't
married and he wanted a brother to get
married we went a turn of shock
so if shock was talking to me and then
he asked me who's this fellow so I told
them he came from America he wants a
broccoli get married
Travis how old is he I said 24 it's just
24 I'm a homeowner sue you why is he not
married
I said Bush's planning he's very shy
it's very difficult for him to go out on
a date sort of shock says Bush's plan
him the gun didn't about ridiculous hot
thing you have to get married okay
say he tells the boy you have to get
married the boy says I want to get
married
sir South says okay 50 Ackley promised
me - Scottie neshama promise me you
gonna get married this year boy never
when I would have gone his life can't
even talk he's very shy no he doesn't
answer the boy doesn't answer Rashad
says that that Tufte actually promised
me no but Jacques opens his Kumar and he
starts learning and then he turns to me
and he says to me who loja left me poor
he's not leaving this house I'd shoot
Tufte accurately promises you want to go
you could go who know your fella looks
at me he's ready to cry so we sit there
we sit there for five minutes early life
five minutes felt like five years okay
Rashad looks up he goes no no I turned
to the boys what do you want to do so
okay I do I get promised how good times
I'm getting married - see it's
impossible
listen the guy tells you do something
you have to do he says I kid how can I
do it for sake ask me what'd he say
I said hello I called he said okay who
law that should be Pope he's not leaving
okay it's a message I on my side
we're sitting there this is going on
every five minutes for chuckle you ever
Lugano recycle Italia hold that you
could go oh this goes on and on the boy
is crying I sit them listen I got things
to do I gotta go okay let's let's go he
says how can I promise I said but
finally turns to her shot he says if you
give me a brother that I'll get married
okay
no chef says and he tender Habra her
about that touch the 8th grade them
first you promise he promised a shock a
my brother we left we went at the door
the boy was extremely depressed and
crying he says what did I just do
I promised to the gondola door an
impossibility what I do he was terrible
that they depressed we go back to you
shall I am at the end of the day we go
to a hotel I see an elderly man there
wino from America I said what are you
doing here so that came to I came to and
it's just Earl to visit my granddaughter
was in seminary here she is she's there
okay try six months later these two get
married six months later these two get
married I'm at the sheva brothers have a
big mouth and I told them the story so
the father of the collar gets up and he
says that's at the end of the story
we were also barrel
that week and when he told her Chuck she
has a problem she doesn't want to go out
she's scared just that bro shock made a
promise
I thought you couldn't run you couldn't
you couldn't make it up if you want to
do skin - they sell they're in a
different league the way above us we're
clueless to what's going on and they're
people talk about tell me that huh me to
dispose em if two good days am I having
a my hook at the shim-sham I am which we
see in our times are we allowed to talk
about one only not to take sides
Mozza and how to despise them who are we
I'm gonna conclude her story there was a
50th wedding anniversary in you shall I
him and this couple was a rarity for
their time they had everything they had
good children good grandchildren nobody
went off the derrick that pond oh so
that health and they have this 50th
wedding anniversary
okay and at the wedding anniversary one
of the grandchildren got up and asked
Sadie bubbly tell us how do you do it
what's the recipe for such hot slaw huh
Wow what'd you do so the days this let
me tell you a story what happened in my
day said you're abusive crime son in
filth was the Revel a sheer wash line
and there was a fastener and of your
crimes on it felt was gonna be the
Masonic Aleutian before he got there
there was a Cabela's upon him and the
girl was an older girl the caller took
her a long time before she found some
money and the boy says to his father
when this
that that come up on him I don't think I
could do it price is why I don't think I
could do it what do you mean you can't
do it
i-i'll tell your man I'm getting cold
feet because we're here at the Casa de
what are you talking about
I don't know I can do it you took one
look at the soup on the table I can't
father tries to talk to him nothing to
talk about the boy gets up and runs and
runs away the place starts to buzz the
caller doesn't know anything she's in
another room with all the ladies the
place is buzzing all the friends are
outside talking what to do we go get him
how where I in works related crimes done
in filth they run over to him the father
of the collar is going out of his mind
he runs over realises is what just
happened and if my daughter is gonna
have a nervous breakdown till she found
the crossing we're here at the hostel
that she's in our wedding gown there's
no hustle what's gonna be reverse if I'm
gonna tell talks to the father of the
HUS and the father's what should I do he
ran away I wasn't expecting this I'm in
shock myself I don't know what to do
okay Ravel's okay one minute he goes
outside to where all the friends were
and he caused them all over and he says
listen here come here he says who here
wants a guaranteed Gaelic annoy them
haba and oil amazi I promise you
everything all you have to do is marry
this girl tonight goes to the first boy
now my mother will kill me not doing it
goes to the next boy no not even a new
suit for my consonant
now when damn boy boy oh boy one boy
says do you really promise me that yes I
promise you you'll have everything I'll
do it they quote of yours over Amazon FL
goes over to the father of the cow and
the Houston scissors and I found the
closet what do you mean you found the
hostage no cussin right new Hassan ya
know Hassan how many dates did they go
out anyway in those days all right so he
says what are you talking about
I found an elephant he'll marry her
tonight you'll have a console know
everything right
my daughter doesn't even know what's
going on Oh
let's dalla they go and they tell the
don't listen you remember your husband
no more he gone no Carson Mises Shia she
was white he ran away we got into one
where's my cousin no more no new Hudson
no Hassan I never even met him review as
a friends on a vessel so beat him they
set them down at the table first Dane in
a wedding gown okay said them down at
the table they met the boy say they had
a fastener garudasana
back to the 50th wedding anniversary
this ad says you know that Carson and
Carla was me and your Bubbe I was the
one who said I would do it and I
believed in her abusive crimes on and
felt when he told me I'm gonna have
everything and I have everything I had
prana so my whole life I have health me
and my wife good children good
grandchildren yeah I rhesus youngin we
had everything right but I who's the
hero of this story
Ravi other crimes under fell you would
think I think the Hassan why cuz he had
a monocoque I mean he believed Ben will
not share their mind in the rough in the
guard or write what he says he means
it's gonna happen it's gonna happen I
saw a video a few weeks ago I plotzed
if I didn't see in my eyes I wouldn't
believe it in the frames house a lot of
things go on and rough lying sounds I've
been there many many times when this one
takes the cake
a fellow walks in I don't know why they
videoed it a fellow walks in she was a
man middle age and he goes sir crime and
he says I have a major problem in my
life I I'm a front farmer I keep
shemitah I keep everything and it's a
very big business ten years ago and our
worker fell off of a ladder and broke
his back he really did break his back
his permanent damage and this worker
suing me for ten years the case was
going on now the insurance company said
and the lawyer said the jig is up he
wants X amount of dollars
the judge says that it's you got to pay
I have to pay out-of-pocket besides the
it's policy right that it's going to put
me out of business
and now the the lawyer wants me to give
her an offer
how much am i offering towards that
amount I can't offer such money I'll be
bankrupt either way I can't do it rah
rah Frank tells him tenly hem Scheck elf
he says what 10 lamb shekel low you're
10 me shekel give him one shekel not
more this is what does that mean
tenly hem check your lawyer attend me
shekel this is his joke like the S key
for hundreds of thousands maybe millions
of Scullin right give him one check out
where crime takes his wallet out of his
pocket he opens it up he's looking
inside he's digging he pulls that one
shekel 10 them shekel rule Isaiah you're
telling me that maybe this is too much
they pass nearly and I'll owe you 10
Misha kill this fellow has a moon s car
coming he caused the lawyer the next
morning and he tells the lawyer 1 shekel
the boy is crazy
well that mean crime said 1 check out
now two months later you see them
videoing again refinement in our mom
would say Shabbos the fellow walks in
with friends drinking tea tells him hat
done what's a Shabbos Cincinnati says
you remember me I was the farmer you
told me one shekel he says yet Makana he
says I came back to return the shekel
that you gave me this is what happened
he says I called the lawyer the next day
I told them only one check go off of
them one check you'll know more devices
you crazy all for them one share of
Heinz in one check you'll once yet call
them and tell them we're offering one
check out when they told the one one
lawyer told us to the other lawyer and
the lawyer went back and told to the
people they said with you know with fed
up already
just give us what the insurance company
is going to give us it's 10 years
already and we're done
say comes back to the frame he tells
what I am here's the shekel back Sega
throw strangle time takes it he says
I've al hool IRA crime you tend me to
Shaquille maybe you'll give me the check
out the French Islam especially ok say
says say says because I could be Makeda
Shem
shamon with it I could go around and
show people this is the shekel that I
listened to her hi imp I had a munis
Cohanim and the ness happened to me with
it real kind looks at him gives him the
shake it's also cockpit my tanaga mood I
take it from my tonic Gomorrah
he gave it to him and then he told him
way you're paying us in front of your
ears not behind you ears and put your
brim up and he sent them out okay in our
door there are such people such my lucky
walking around love what I call I
destroyed himself because he refused
Authority we have to learn how to even
in this door when nobody accepts
Authority we have to learn how to accept
Authority we have to get our children
and our grandchildren to cling to Tommy
there half a meme and bazzetta sham will
be so petty and a sham I am like the
poleo it said will be Zoya - you're not
sure my name mushiya will come it's a
proceed the machine mushiya will come
and they'll be proud of us he'll be
proud of us that we have such yearís
tell me that karim him sergey rashaam i
am such a mu not H a Meem that's how we
can live a proper life
we follow the directory that the command
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