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Drunk Like Lot? Why Not Noach?? - TORAH HUMOR

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So you say you know we had so many serious shirim today we had we had the maram we had all of these and the you know but whatever happened to the mlugger that you need to end off with a joke you know says you start off with a joke you also have to end with a joke so I'm going to do that for you today because I know it's a very short day and you're under a lot of stress so here it goes in the safer Aram uh it brings a story about Rab ai fasval who is the abdin and somebody once came to rebi fasal and he asked for a hamza because he was very poor and he needed to marry off his kids and he couldn't afford to bring them to the so he asked for a letter of a you know they could go around with to collect so people say new you have a letter yeah I have from Rabbi Fasal. So he was very happy to write the letter and shortly after they came running to Rabba they said you know this guy you gave a letter to the guy's he's crazy you know he went to the tavern he uh became inebriated he's rolling around in the mud and in Senju he lost his uh husk here it is we found his huskama rolling around in the mud why would you write a huskama for such a guy so Raba said, you know, send them to me. Send them to me. He said to him very calmly. He said, you know, I appreciate what you've done for me because I never understood. We have this expression shiker like light. Shiker like light. Like if somebody's shik, he's shiker like lit. The guy drank on Purum until he became shiker like light. Why light? Noak got drunk. You know, no got drunk. Why? Why shik like lit? The answer is you know if you if you already married off your kids you can get shiker you know you already got them out of the house but to become shik before you marry off your kids you got to be out of your mind that's why we say shik like lit because noak already married off his children okay so he got shik but to get shik like lit before he even married off his daughters so now you know he said That's yeah that's your foolishness. Look how ridiculous you are. You came to me for to marry off your daughters. The one thing you need to do is don't become shiker like lit. Anyway um that's that's the joke. There it is. There you go. Shik like lit. It's brought in the hakama of the sh and everybody knows the best jokes are always tucked away in the hak of obscure. Have a good chabas everyone. Let me know about next. >> Okay, I'm gonna let you know. >> Okay. Okay. Byebye. Oh.

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