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Alaska Adventure: Eikev and Alaskan Jokes to Open Up Your Heart in Torah

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this Tower class is brought to you by torahanytime.com good morning everyone you know before you start learning in the morning one has to say a few good jokes you know ravo was always Market before he would learn it also he would always says we'll talk about why rabba would always say most of them you might be wondering why are there so many rabbis on this trip you know we've been on many Alberta tours and maybe we have one extra Rabbi this trip we have we have a surplus we have a lot of various now this is a very important reason why we have a lot of rabbis on this trip you know many Rob Van M they have a need to connect with their kahilas so sometimes they like to go hunting with their members of the keyless well known it's an old minnow it's an old Messiah the rabbanim like to go hunting with the members of tequila one time a rabbi and his member they went hunting and they saw a deer not a moose I don't believe in Moose there's no such thing as moose they're dinosaurs they're unicorns and their moose don't let them they're gonna stay up there they even he he never even saw him he's been here for 30 years so they uh they wanted to see who's gonna shoot the deer and they both shoot the deer and there's a big maclakis now who shot the deer the rabbi or the president and the rabbi brought a proof it was he who shot the deer the president said how do you know because I shot it went in one ear and right out the other and that was better than the joke that uh the bartender had which was what do you call uh mother moose who just gave birth he caffeinated okay I told you mine was better okay so the question is why would rabo always start off with a joke we don't find that Valle would start off with a joke but Papa would say what why that caraba I believe that rabba lived a very difficult life the gamara tells us that marikatan that rapista lived 92 years rabba only lived 40 years rakuza made many hasanas rather eight at 60 sudoy sabavelos usually the number 60 is 60 davca rabo was very poor he couldn't even afford barley and to top it off the gamara says so rabbit didn't have money Robert didn't have simcha Bravo didn't have popularity so in order to put himself in the proper Spirit rabba would always start off the sheer with most of the vehicle so you know it's an interesting what exactly were these rabo would start off with a knock knock joke Bravo would come to the sheer knock knock who's there rabba [Music] or he would say Alma foreign you should start off a share with the jokes foreign says the whole event you know the Ben lashri is then lushri is one of the great makubong in the last century by the way he was close with the rubber Bulgari anybody who says over to return the name of the vanilla so he never had children he's personally promises you he will dab in for you and bail you out of any sorrow so you maybe you can say over this one because it's a strickle joke the higher foreign you'll be able to understand the Torah so before you learn you always have to make a good joke that's why I didn't go with the joke about the decaffeinated I went with the one about the rabbi hunting and this way it will be pleased but you know that not only should you start off a with the joke you're supposed to end this year with the Joker assistant Simon Kluger make him but say some this sauce not only do you start off but also uh we're starting off the device that the whole trip we should result and all the rabbanim should be able to get good material and uh show that their attack are very good hunters and uh and I will vouch for you that if you shoot any moose that you are the one who was uh okay let's go to be continued you've just experienced another Torah class brought to you by torahanytime.com