Rabbi B Live - Pesach 2022

[Music] oh [Music] hello everyone welcome welcome and good morning listen i gotta tell you about a week ago rabbi looked at the calendar in the community and there was almost nothing in the community and decided to put on this show to help support the community [Applause] [Music] a good plan everybody happy why don't you come along with me from jewish jewish [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] we open up the door for emmy [Music] with you know we just had two beautiful cedar who had a beautiful seder raise their hands so high in the sky wow did you eat a lot of matzah yeah and he's about to make a lot of crunchy crunch noise it did so for this song i want you guys to make the crunch crunch we're gonna eat a lot of masa i want everyone to say crunch crunch all right we will eat a lot of matzah when it comes [Music] all right we're also we're not gonna need any comments no comments at all we're gonna say no way we will not need any comments when it comes we will not keep any comments when it comes no way we will not see any comments we won't meet any comments when it comes [Music] you guys are awesome you know what else we're going to do we need some bitter maroon can you guys take a bit of our face and [Music] all right one more thing we're gonna do we're gonna drink some cups of grape juice how many cups of branches did you drink at the seder four cups so when we drink it we'll say yum yum we will drink four cups of grape four cups of juice juice [Music] all right one more thing we're going to do at the pesach stater or that we already did is we asked the four questions did you ask them all right when i say the poor questions you'll say are you ready we will ask the four questions when it comes time we will ask the fourth questions when it comes [Music] and we'll drink four cups of when it comes [Music] wow you guys you sure did a lot of things at the seder my goodness you know [Music] wait a second boys and girls should we stop the show for king pharaoh [Music] no way sorry king pharaoh we're not gonna listen to you stop boys and girls i think king pharaoh wants us to get to work get to work [Music] wait a second pharaoh you want us to get to work like you want us to bang our hammers can you show us how to bang a hammer there can you boys and girls follow this big pharaoh here let's make him happy for a little bit and then those hammers here we go [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh my goodness what should we do now should we should we spawn some wood yeah [Music] should we get our shovels boys and girls and dig so deep in the ground and sing along as you know here we go dig [Music] there's no time for sleep for it's work work work every day and every night yes it's work work work when it's dark and when it's fun or how about kingsbury you want us to build a tower really high in the sky can you show us how to build build [Music] till they reach the [Music] foreign [Music] day and every night for it's work work work when it's dark [Music] does that make that makes me happy what king pharaoh i think we need to make pharaoh a little happier i have a good idea how does that [Music] knock it off [Music] just picked his nose [Music] oh king pharaoh you know we remember a long time ago king pharaoh we were slaves to you in egypt and it's ryan [Music] and you know hashem sent moshe and moshe came to king pharaoh and what did moshe say [Music] all right [Music] with a little bit of let my people go [Music] way down [Music] in is land let my people go we worked so hard we could not stand let my people go down [Music] to let my people go let me hear you say that ready let my people go even louder [Music] my [Music] he says [Music] pharaoh [Music] no no no i won't let [Music] oh my goodness we should ask king pharaoh one more time to let our people go let me hear you boys and girls sing along are you [Music] please ready our people go they work so hard all day they want to go away king pharaoh what do you say what are you saying [Music] pharaoh will not let them go so i think we need to do a little trick on king pharaoh [Music] i have a good idea you know what we should get to bring out just be a little scary for king pharaoh and to maybe maybe to tinkle him on his toes and tickle him on his nose maybe sneak in his bed and sleep on his head [Music] okay let's put king pharaoh to sleep with are you sleeping king pharaoh and maybe he'll be in for a surprise [Music] let my people go [Music] unfair [Music] one [Music] and frogs on his toes [Music] let's all jump like a frog together here we go one [Music] on his toes [Music] again and again [Music] my [Music] is [Music] frogs were jumping everywhere [Music] hooray all right yellow team my friends let's get up on our feet everybody everyone's standing up and we're going to march out of egypt together king pharoah said we can go so everyone get up on your feet and let's march to the beach let's march those feet out of egypt march with me our child of egypt you will see hashem took us all right let's jump out of each other let's all jump up and down here we go [Music] jump out of [Music] let's all dance together find your dancing partner your mommy your [Music] hashem took us out and now we're free dance out of egypt with me let's see those dancing rooms dance with me [Music] dance [Music] you know you guys are such good dancers maybe we should do one more dancing game together my favorite dancing game of all do you guys know how to play this dance game [Music] you really do then let's get up on our feet i want it to freeze dance game of course you know when you dance you dance around when you hear the music oh are you going to help us mr blue [Music] okay when the sign says go and the music is playing we're going to dance but when the sign says stop what are we gonna do [Music] wait a second it's called the freeze dance game what are we gonna do we're gonna freeze exactly let's see some dancing moves together here we go [Music] you guys are good you [Applause] how you freeze all right you guys get the idea let's do it again [Music] oh you can dance [Music] but when the music stops that's how you play all right let's try a nice slow dance everybody float just like a cloud everybody float [Music] freeze [Music] here we go [Music] [Applause] [Music] what [Applause] up and down all right here we go [Music] when the music stops you stop you freeze that's how you play all right last time it's gonna get really tricky we're gonna try to trick everyone here we go let's all play the freezing dancing game [Music] yes [Music] you guys are the best freeze dancers in the whole world [Music] get yourself a big hand everybody [Music] wow [Music] you know my friends all this singing and dancing about pesach and about all the story why did hashem take us out of mitzrayim to make us free [Music] that's right you know you know about the little boy who came out of mitsuram and he said hooray i'm free i'm free and the little girl said so what i'm for [Music] i think the whole point of hashem taking us out of mitzrayim was to take us to a very special mountain called c9 and on our sinai hashem gave us the greatest present of all [Music] so i think we should sing a nice song about the whole point of pesach to go and get the torah on c9 and maybe if we sing so nicely we'll even have a dancing torah [Music] sing along with me i want to hear the two jewish names in the song where we say moshe say moshe really loud and when we say yakov say yako really loud are you ready [Music] oh [Music] foreign [Music] oh [Music] that's right torah we love you so much everyone blew a kiss to the torah and torah i want all the boys and girls to seek for you so all the kids today let me hear you sing together now [Music] all right [Music] you got it yes we love the torah and we love hashem we love each other we'll be the best we love the torah and we love hashem and [Music] motion [Music] the torah so very much [Music] and don't worry the giant torn will be around at the end for pictures but for this song on everyone's help we're gonna rhyme some mitzvahs okay you're gonna help me you're gonna yell out the mitzvah that we're rhyming okay really loud all right you get the idea really loud now here we go now we blow up on circus we sit in [Music] with my money i can get [Music] oh yeah they're right i like to play my cousin [Music] so [Music] longer that's the end [Music] all right let's say goodbye to the tournament he'll be back again for some pictures [Music] my favorite mitzvah i think hashem's favorite mitzvah is amidst what we are doing together here today and that's the mitzvah of israel the mitzvah of being friends and being kind raise your hand behind the sky if you're someone's friend [Music] wow hands down raise your hand high in the sky if somebody else is your friend amazing so for this song you guys are gonna be my echo do you know how to be an echo you know whatever i say you have to repeat after me so if i say okay you say let's practice okay okay okay okay okay you guys are good [Music] is [Music] let's try it in a deep voice like this ready [Music] is [Music] super quiet now [Music] uh [Music] yes [Music] should have [Music] amazing rhymers amazing friends it's amazing just to see how much friendship there is in this room today [Music] you know i think we should do a song that the boys and girls can sing themselves i think you guys know the song don't walk in front of me you guys never heard that song before my favorite favorite song of all let's sing it together for a great big finale of our final singing song together i don't want to hear you singing along ready [Music] they are [Music] all right if you're with a friend today put your hand on their shoulder if you're sitting with your eyebar your email your mommy your daddy your bubble your zadie your friends give them a great big hug and say thank you for a beautiful penis [Music] already [Music] oh [Music] is [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] wow you guys are beautiful singers and that's what it's all about because right now we're in the middle of sphero man [Applause] [Music] so i think we got to sing one last song together boys and girls we hope that next year next year we're having a concert but next year i hope hashem helps that it's not here in canada i hope next year we'll be together where should we meet together [Music] in mexico in disneyland [Music] all right let's do it together now here we go [Music] this is [Music] i [Music] is [Music] oh [Music] that's the camera [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] thank you very much [Music] is [Music] oh [Music] thank than the one and you mr lavender [Music] i [Music] with health and happiness [Music] rabbi b loves hearing from fans please send any fan mail drawings or questions to rabbi b music gmail.com [Music]