Purim Over The Ages

hello there my name is akiva balsam and welcome to another exciting episode of kosher fizz yeah i'm excited did you ever wonder to yourself what did kids give to each other from schleichman way back in the day i'm talking about like hundreds of years ago and what will they be giving each other in the future good question well lucky's for you yours about to find out in the times of the caveman in the times of the moon [Music] hey schlemmy hi uncle did you notice that a lot of sand on my shoulder i didn't how did you get sad on your shoulder yankee yeah because i was hoping maejor had been on patch's tent and it was taking so long okay anyways slimy what did you get me this year from michelle manoise oh i got mon what did you get me for michelle is oh man [Music] in the times of the indians hi slimy hi yankee hey why did you give me the left menace i got you the brain of an eagle because it represents the wisdom of the ages this information i got you the liver of a buffalo plus the eyeball of an eagle my tati says represents peace and love onto all of the nations thank you me who's dp are you going to go to for this year's prom party chief tomahawk oh chief tomahawk i'm not going there last year the whole tipi fell down hi shlomi hi yankee this year for purim my mother said that she doesn't want to overdo it so we're giving out one popcorn and also an almond whoa thank you i'll be full for a whole week okay bye bye slimy this year for pearl my mother said she doesn't want to overdo it so she doesn't want to overdo it my mother says she doesn't want to overdo it so we're getting out this and plus a full can of soda whoa thanks yankee my mother said she doesn't want to overdo it this year for pyramid my mother said she's not overdoing it dear my mother said she's not going to overdo it slimming hi yankee hey this year my mother said that she doesn't want to overdo it for michelle mannis okay sorry whoa thanks yankee yeah oh shlammy hi yankee so tell me yankee what did you get me from honest this year oh hold on one second i'm gonna order it for you right now okay [Music] oh you got me a spacex ticket yeah i saw a little groupon yesterday and i thought you'd probably like it oh well my class went to the moon last week but i'll give it to my baby brother he'll appreciate it oh okay hi yankee schleime hey what did you get me this year from your flight of mothers i'll order it now on cyberfood.com your brain sd card is now ready here you go oh thank you schweinsteiger insert your sd into your tech iv in order to receive immediate pleasure oh yummy oh wow that tastes amazing slimy it tastes better than gushers oh my gosh this is the best purim ever thank you so much you're welcome yankee okay i have to hear your megillah right now okay okay welcome to the gila [Music] has changed drastically over the years for a bam this seems not to be the case hi ravi hi talmud this is you're from schleichman i got you one sparkling grape juice one tea biscuits one chocolate wafer cigar rolls and also a chocolate mint thins from pasquez i got your sparkling grape juice tea biscuits this you want is grape juice one mint thins one tea biscuits all right this year from yourself i got you one sparkling grape juice one mean thank you this year just i got you one wait for chocolate cigar rolls one sparkling grape juice one tea biscuits and i dropped them but mint fins tea biscuit things from libras and now a word from our sponsors today's episode is sponsored by anonymous and is in honor of zack weiner and moshe gleason are the two coolest kids in the waterberry misifta passing their driver's death congratulations zach wiener moshe glazer congratulations everybody else stay off the road hey guys if you'd be willing to sponsor an episode of kosher visit be a great help to us and our link is in the description below we hope you enjoyed today's episode and stay tuned because we're going to have more goodie goodies coming from kosher vids in the future freelance what are you giving for this year nice [Music] yeah on the bottom i'll put in party snappers and also vapor snappers well thanks yang [Music] i'll be full for three weeks yeah you have a full milk monsters rice [Music]