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[Music] I got one two left right down front sir is this to the to the Crone to the is great seat two Rose back P that chrone you want for you for you $500 cheap uh I have a lot of hundreds if that's okay take 10 of them 10 Hey listen guys I got one last ticket one last ticket for tonight anyone can count the seeds in one apple but only Hashem can count the apples of one seed that one seed ofed it made that other fellow from now he has children eventually they'll have grandchildren we came to become those who will plant seeds gra I slow down a little bit believe you me f if you would have been there at Cron's draw the other day you would have seen firsthand that it was M it was talking only to me how are we going to face our creator if we don't try at least to bring back his children these are his words they're his words I'm trying to stay as calm as possible this is a serious the problem is FY that I live in Brooklyn and in Brooklyn all the Jews here are affiliated and and my roofer he has a beard down to the sidewalk he's Affiliated and my bus driver he's Affiliated he he looks like MBD come on do I look like MBD huh I want to be able to do care of but I I I can't I can't how am I going to find all these missing Jews that reaber was speaking about hold on a second I'll call you back Sherlock Holmes of course I need a detective to help me find the missing Jews well if Felix isn't home by tomorrow and I just had a few extra dollars and Tred it again he was only a cat right Mr Jenkins yes I can help you Mr Jenkins I was at the uh thank you I was at the Crone Russia the other day he was talking about uh kirv and the missing Jews and the biggest the big problem Mitzvah this generation is kov we're not sure if the is really in or in that's possible but and according to some of also is also a possibility who really knows but the the missing Jews oh the missing these missing Jews a real case of missing persons that's my specialty you know all right just a few standard questions here um where were they seen last well they they were once at Mount Si 99th Street in Madison good te teach in the hospital do you know anybody who would want to wish them any harm well just about everybody you know starting way back with the Egyptians and moving on to the Philistines and the Babylonians and the amales and the Romans the syrians and the Greeks and Turks and the Ottomans and let's try something here give me a full phical description of one of them there's a face a nose a mouth probably two eyes you say nose a nose yes two ears also a couple ears [Music] okay I'll put in the ears later is this him it's it's pretty hard to tell without the ears but uh can you find them can you help me have no fear I have my trusty best friend always by my side brilliant loyal and world-renowned if he can't find those Jews nobody can yeah come here boy come here boy oh you're such a good boy aren you we're going to find the Jew can you find the sand find the sand find the sand don't drink the sand can you smell your over here over here can you find the scent can you find the scent you got the sh go find the juice go find the juice go go go go yes go boy tuia these lost Jews aren't really lost they're actually everywhere the problem is is that you don't have your antenna up so you can't see them now one trick to watch for is called bageling now these missing Jews will often throw out a Jewish term like Bagel to hopefully suggest that they two are Jewish and are interested bag now you go about your day tomorrow as you normally would but keep your eyes and your ears open your antenna up and watch out for that bageling [Music] morning Harold good morning toia how are you today doing well thank you uh what the uh what the Rangers do last night uh the r the the Rangers uh I really couldn't tell you oh that's okay have a good day now you too thank [Music] you excuse me do you know where I could find some fresh locks locks uh oh right here locks [Music] nice these missing Jews will often throw out a Jewish term like B excuse me I'm sorry to bother you sorry uh can you just tell me please I need to know what did you just order there I just had a delicious f be be got [Music] be toia please come in I have something I want to show you that I filmed yesterday okay filmed yesterday mhm you a film of me mhm I had a case to crack a big one 10 million hidden yidden see now right there look you were right there practically in his face now see you missed this guy I don't know what happened there do you know where I could find some fresh locks he just ran right in front of you he came up and talked to you locks locks I just had a delicious VI y so what do you think wow mhm you are a genius Jenkins mhm but the film said that there were six blind spots I only noticed four well you completely missed me you didn't you think it was strange that I had a Manish of its wine bottle a Maxwell House hagata a picture of Obama and a New York Times sitting on my desk I did that still only makes F blind spots you're right I must have forgotten [Music] one good [Music] boy action syester syester come here boy come here boy serious Style do I look like MBD seriously come here boy come here boy come here boy come here morning toia how are you the ranges uh uh uh uh all right come here come here come here boy oh good boy Rangers lost 42 where did you come from oh in the trash what's a boom shot you didn't get it can you find the sand okay