Friday Night at The Hockers- A Kiruv Nightmare

[Music] I know I know I know everyone says no I know but this is really no trust me I'm doing you a favor I know you think it's not my thing you don't understand I don't do cir I'm telling you it's not a good idea it's what's the worst thing that could happen the worst thing that could happen worst worst I got it all under control K I I'm I know it's not my first time I've done this no I we're good we're good I'm good K let me ask you a question one second how's your mother all right anyway is that guy still coming I bought grape juice I did I bought enough grape juice it's only me and him what do you want I know I'm good you wanted me to save the bags okay one second all right Hi listen listen I have all the coules I went to klot they're amazing I know they have the best F they only have salt-free soup what do you want for me I know he'll be fine it'll be fine right I know to put the soap I need the soap salt one second K I need your help now where's the salt what it's on the counter all right I can't all right Ka we're good all right K you're saying good it's getting late I know we got to I have time I'm going to heat up all the food now yeah we have time I don't have much time but we have time listen yeah you're right listen I picked up good too for tonight is it a good one yeah no list don't what are you worried about it'll I'll be what could go wrong listen yeah all right it'll be fine it I know what to do what you're telling me you're telling me not to put aluminum foil in the microwave I know sure I should save the aluminum foil all right listen there's so much snow in Cleveland especially in the winter K listen CU your mother have rock offce you can never have it too much Rex [Applause] what the brontis [Applause] Yeah it's okay hi oh welcome hi Mr Hacker no friend call mecker I'm Adam Hi I'm she hacker bought you this cake no you shouldn't have no it's good I made sure that it's kosher my friend told me to look for the OU no you really shouldn't have um whatever Adam come on in come I'm so happy you're here listen had to go to my shig in Cleveland your what my Sher my my mother-in-law oh no she has a recurring ingrown toenail problem it's disgusting but K went to Cleveland to help her so it's just going to be us you know what I'm saying well I hope I'm I'm on time your wife told me to come before Sundown of course it's plenty of time what time oh no no no it's we have have 7 minutes we're going to come in come into the living room come we are so excited it's just not normal here hold this hold this where do I put you one second no not there okay I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm fine fine my guess I'm going to good care of you thank you so much very nice have set the table listen this is very important use it it's good there there that okay I'm going to go set the table it's good have a good shabas you know I'm I'm looking forward to this I mean I read about it in the oral law and this is very exciting I mean this is what brings the generations together my mother her grandmother it's always been about Shabbat candle lighting I'm very excited to do this that's nice what are you doing one second follow me help me set the candles Adam I have to tell you I'm so glad you're here to experience candl lighting Friday night is a special time it's a Prayer by all Jewish parents with the fervent hope a prayer for their children that their children should be raised in the right path religious and that there Adam will be no more people of your kind [Music] amen let's eat I can't I after a whole week I'm exhausted you don't even you can't imagine but when I'm tired I have no control what comes out of my mouth so let's make Kish now do me a favor can you pass me the wine [Music] is there something wrong with the wine is there something wrong with the wine n there's nothing wrong with this wine it's beautiful it's a late Harvest scarts Ramer from Luxembourg what could be wrong with this bottle of wine Adam um Adam I I just have a question I have to ask you what did you touch it touch it touch what did you did did you touch the wine no I didn't touch the wine I touched the bottle you I'm telling you tired Friday night alone disaster disaster I'm telling [Music] you no no no no no no no Adam do you like fish fish is good I like shellfish I like shrimp Lobster fish is good no no no Adam I mean I mean gilter fish filter fish yeah wait till you taste it here no try this take take this it's delicious you're going to love it this does not look like any fish I've ever had looks more like albino meatloaf try it Adam you're going to love it I'm telling you you're going to try it try ity a little bit think so no I said just try no here we go yeah no albino meatloaf for me here no Adam I said no oh I don't believe this Adam let's sing smus Let Me Explain Adam zirus are the songs that we sing on chabas it's a Mitzvah to sing on chabas you know you heard of a Mitzvah right Adam right let me explain Adam the Mitzvah we're commanded to keep all 613 Mitzvah they correlate to a limb of the body and if you miss one Mitzvah one Mitzvah just one Adam it's like you're squishing out your spleen Adam it's like you're ripping out a kidney it's like you don't want to do that you'll be a shet or an ice wife you don't want that come on we wouldn't want that it's all nothing in K in isn't that a beautiful thought no that's not beautiful you know what you're saying good your mom's saying good beautiful doesn't do it justice it's better than beautiful it's gal it's smack so adamia page eight okay you've never heard a song like this before no [Applause] oh okay okay we can sing that one I know that one too all right shab now Adam the moment we've been waiting for hot chicken soup enjoy Adam finally something that I could enjoy Adam thank you for coming so Adam you're having a nice Jewish experience isn't sh special oh it's certainly unique yeah listen Adam I have to thank you for coming to this shabas table and I know you had such a good time you're going to come back but unfortunately Adam I have to go I actually give a share down the block we're dealing with now let's bench we're going to bench no let's go start Kish again no Adam no that's for washing Adam I'm so thankful that you came really just give me two minutes I'm I don't believe the night that I'm having [Music] n [Music]