Parshat Vayishlach: the one with the big nose…

[Music] how are you Kevin so we're actually very impressed with your resume there's one thing we do want to make sure that you are not anti-semitic so do you like Jews Kevin oh of course I am I love the Jews let's go Jews the Jews rule rule Kevin the Jews rule rule what no that's you know I didn't mean that you know I know he knows oh he knows now you're talking about my nose go ahead go speak about the Jewish NOS okay very good Kevin anti-Semitism is there actually a reason behind it I mean why does everyone hate me I mean you do smell it we're being honest yes there are the classical reasons we control the media we control the weather every time honestly guys why do they hate us why well it's actually in this week's Torah portion of parl so yakob is finally ready to reunite with his long lost brother ASV and while you guys might be thinking oh what an emotional beautiful reunion ASA was actually coming with 400 men ready to kill Yakov and his entire family I'm coming home I'm coming home the world I'm coming home let the rain wash away all to make the story short Yakov prays to God asov pulls up he's overwhelmed with love for Yakov he comes over to Yakov gives him a big hug and a kiss not so fast Rashi explains that the word visho in the Torah and he kissed him actually has dots above it why it's coming to teach us that asov wasn't actually going in for the kiss he was going in for the bite yeah and God made a miracle that yakov's neck became hard like Stone and ASA basically just cracked all his teeth all right next one up for class pictures we have ASF ASF please join us on stage hi ASF I'll be your photographer today so give us a big smile come on open up your mouth come on oh whoa what happened don't ask just don't ask anyways Rashi continues and this is the important part he says that it's it's a law that asov son Yakov asov hates Yakov that means that anti-Semitism is not there's no real reason behind it it's a fact of life it's like a a law oh hey what did you learn in Reggie's Torah shorts today oh I learned that everyone hates us for absolutely no reason oh what a great lesson to go into Shabbat with okay guys calm down although anti-Semitism doesn't have a reason but it definitely has a response that response is be a proud Jew okay we might have massive noses but you know what we also got massive Hearts we love each other look at us we're aming amazing we're just so cool we're great anti-semites got nothing on me I'm a proud je you're a proud je I'm [Music] baby my DNA so shout out loud