Parshat Va’era: the one with the DocJEWmentry

um I couldn't remember it like it was yesterday um because it was Monday the 23rd wake up in the morning as usual and you know I go to the bathroom you know I'm not Pharaoh I turn on the sink and it's just blood blood and more blood [Music] all right guys that's the trailer but this week's Tower portion is the real deal para of Vera gives a seven out of the 10 plagues and man let me tell you it is like an action thriller up in here but hold up a second if we look at the plagues I mean it's sort of weird take the second plague frogs for instance I mean come on God he couldn't come up with something a little more menacing more dramatic standing at 3 ft 215 lbs please join me in welcoming the New York frogs well actually each plague was specifically chosen by God to attack a core belief of the Egyptians now we don't have enough time to go through all of them but I'll tell you guys one no but we want to hear all of them really no yeah I figured for example the Egyptians actually worshiped the Nile River what did God do bam attack the Nile River turn it into blood attack that core belief with each and every play God is basically telling us you see that what the Egyptians did that's wrong don't do that kids remember I'm only doing this so you guys know what not to do okay you ready in short the 10 plagues teach us how we're the opposite of the Egyptians and we're proud of it so bone is it all the night Anonymous to