Parshat Ki tavo: when you land in Israel

foreign [Music] my name is Iran I will be your tour guide in the sky and I wanted to start by explaining to all of you that if you lean to your right the plane will dip over Marshall is it in Israel we call it a joke I don't know what we call it in English you want to eat something oh yes yes that would be awesome thank you so what are the choices this is your choices yes oh no oh we are progressing if you are not Israeli please be seated on behalf of all of us please shut your face foreign