Parshat Beshalach: a day in the life of an Egyptian slaveowner…

[Music] join me for a day in my life as an Egyptian slave owner I start my day by making my coffee which for some reason turns to blood then I go to start my workout but everything's filled with frogs including the gym at 10:00 a.m. I start my lice itching session I triy to go look for some protein but all the animals are either dead or want to kill me boils are such a Vibe at three I go for my daily walk outside but it's hailing fire and there's Locust all over then I go do oh well it's dark I guess good night oh but wait I tried texting my firstborn Egyptian friend but he's not answering for some reason anyway that's my normal day normal day buddy nothing about that is normal God is constantly making miracles for the Jews in Egypt yeah in this week's Tower portion when they're cornered by the Sea suddenly they lose all their trust and they start complaining again we're Jews of course we're going to complain that trend is way overused not to mention that they were literally surrounded by God's clouds I mean what else could you ask for what's that oh the Wi-Fi is a little slow yeah yeah thank you so the Jews made the mistake of still being in a slave mentality but are we any better I mean how many times do we think how am I going to find a partner how am I going to make money does God even hear me wake up guys we're being blind to the reality of God around us at all times I mean God has had our back until now obviously he's going to have our back now it's time to break out of the shackles open our eyes and realize we're living a miracle M's coming we're not slaves anymore we're free I want to be aing be just set me free