Oorahthon '22 - Why Would a Winner Wanna Win - The Game!

[Music] welcome everybody to the game you've been waiting for you heard it here first it's called why would a winner want to win so here's how it's going to work i'm your host rabe bragg and i'll be the moderator for tonight's game we have here seven very f qualified contestants that you've seen all around the world these amazing people we have here benjamin rothbart we have here barak perlowitz we have turks it is an absolute pleasure and an honor for you to say my name thank you thank you mo robbie arihani and of course joey newcomb and ayton katz hold on hold on who's the real joey new come here though please stand up they switched hats for tonight hold on how are you over there okay i'm gonna give you each other you did the eyes each one of you each one of you i'm gonna give you five i know this is your first time on stage over here and i'm gonna give you five seconds to give me a little small pitch about yourself start with joey newcomb give me a little pitch kabina oh got a good sound in here that's it that's it's good born and bred lake winner i work in two castle halls in lakewood okay we'd love to hear more about your work later on in the game and we have jesus i'm sorry i'm mixing up over here we're good it's the last time tonight reserved of edentown stark that's where i get to know all the big celebrities from right right and vince hashem we're gonna we're gonna clock it tonight okay turks you already got your turbo to go again okay so i'm gonna use this opportunity to give very quick shout outs to camp however liquor came to seventh grade you know who you are and my wife's birthday's tonight and who's probably not gonna let me back into the house so if you guys can open your doors i'm taking suggestions as soon as it's over okay happy birthday mo robbie how are you my name is mo robbie cmo senior kid therapy psychology services more importantly i want to say shout out to kyle or schmoll i know tomorrow morning they get to wake up later so they can actually watch us and a special happy birthday shimmy waxman my neighbor turning 11. look what he pulled off everyone to watch tonight opening bids by the way if anybody wants another shout out later starting at a thousand dollars eight time cats cats and lakewood known as cats thank you yeah yeah and thank you last but not least joey slash ari haney how are you over there uh my name is barry haney i'm an employee here at ura you can't tell it's been a long sphere up for me and uh yeah apparently i look a lot like joey newcombe so i'm gonna see if i can maybe get that moonlighting thing fix my contract see if i can become a joey newcomb stunt double oh yeah oh oh oh oh wow maybe it's okay maybe jonah looks like you okay a little bit about the game each of our contestants will pick five game cards which they already have the first five in front of them and each card is a reason why they might want to win the ura auction prizes i will pick a prize card and each contestant will have 30 seconds to pitch their reason to the crowd i will then choose the reason i like the best and proclaim a winner here tonight are you ready guys yeah yeah ready okay let's see why these winners would want to win and we're going to pick one of our prizes here tonight and we have our first prize up prize number two 12 tickets to israel take the whole crowd or go 12 times 12 value tomorrow morning you could be calling all your kids and your schwigger and your schwer and your parents and telling them we're all going there it's easter all for sukis or even better yet because looking on the plane for shivers 12 tickets could be yours tomorrow morning to go without any i think now in recent stroll there's no more uh testing they dismantle that whole thing and now it's ready to go you can go straight in no papers and our first person tonight to pitch their reason why they should be the winner to 12 tickets is going to be ari haney do you have a reason tell me give me your best shot at why you should be the winner of this amazing prize um i heard in israel that a lot of people don't have cars because it's very expensive to have a car and at this point i think we're almost at five dollars a gallon for gas and i can't really afford the gas so i might as well be an artist or if i can't drive anyway i might as well be chilling back at uh the car cell so uh because i can't afford gas how are you getting to the airport though you're driving me can i get a ride i'm on his couch i'm not driving your way to the white house okay okay good answer can't afford gas a topic on everyone's table today okay eight on cats do you have a reason why you should be the winner of this prize tonight yeah i i bark hashem have tickets to go to searle already and therefore i'm going to sell i'm going to win the prize i'm going to sell the tickets and then my son's school is having a building campaign and i'll just give the money to them you know see if you know what i'm saying what school is that yeah get that down on paper you're getting that money okay good one good one to take the money okay mo robbie you're up next first off last year you gave me this question and you made me name all the friends i would take so all it did was with me over some guys and the rest of my friends stopped talking to me so i appreciate you changing it up thank you for that i'm very torn over here it's either so i could put it on my wall only one only one only one we're still thinking about it put it on the what's up status what do you guys think yeah it's going to be on the water status anyways as you know june 12th bmg is hosting a monumental event i am one of the members that actually considered uh to be a host and because i don't get my the bmg cuddle check yet i do need to get to israel and win those tickets so i can continue striking so what's your final answer so my son could get into brisk it's my daughter cheating hello got it to bjj so um what i'm gonna just stick with is because my orlando rental was cancelled no we're gonna go so i could put it on my whatsapp you got it okay let me remind you i don't want to have to throw anybody out of the game one reason one one reason okay what's up status seems to be the best fit over here for you it's a good one i like it turks tell us why you should be the winner to 12 tickets to israel one 12 tickets to israel gives me 12 more opportunities to do peace deals and i do peace tales like nobody's ever seen so we're gonna go to israel and we're going to do a lot of peace deals like you wouldn't believe and also because i want him to be an influencer without an account what no stop it no i i'm not your answer you got to pick one of the cards um this is so like trump i don't have to fix all of them they gave me a very rigged set of cards over here uh because give me one 12 tickets could be yours give to make sure it's a smart good one make sure it's again there you go good i'm not gonna give you a bigger chance oh yeah uh cause meatboards are so last year and i am going to israel to find out what is the next thing in jewish food okay all right okay we have up next with us bark perlowitz tell us why you should be the winner of this 12 tickets there is that turks mo robbie both took my cards away and gave me their garbage cart thank you hashem i have five kids now it would be amazing if once a month for a full year i could go to eritsea12 it would be amazing for my sanity so and when i'm there i could feel like an influencer without an account influencers never do their kids in this so yeah i'm gonna go with an influencer without an account okay you have here a man who's taking all the tickets for himself but the unique specialty about this prize is you could actually split it 12 ways you can make a lot of friends with this you could be doing 12 tickets will be yours free i'll take the what's up status he doesn't need the account nixon six baby okay and we have up next minion why do you want to be the winner of 12 tickets to israel so once i win 12 tickets i'm gonna make a poll to see who in america is the 12 most hated people in america i'm gonna take bring them all with me on a plane i'm gonna fly to israel and with that we'll be able to make america great again oh no oh wait that's unless you're one of the twelve most hated no no no yeah i'm one of them if you just won't wait tickets you could take 24. could we just we just take a moment to applaud your hat joey's not over joey joey just gave it to me that's real merch right there look he says he says i look like alex clear a little bit okay and now the man at the end last into the game last to give us his reason of why joey newcomb why should you be the winner to 12 tickets to israel here tonight give us a very convincing reason well first of all i want to give a shout out to hani hulkauer who is the head chiller in the chillz girl zone what's it called girls very good also i would like you see the pro we all have different answers but me and rev eitan over there are both our kids are in the same school so he wanted to sell his tickets to give raise money to sergey so i might join you in that one over there and there's a way to split answers you know what i'm saying oh yeah over there it seems like siac will appreciate the donation without bending it on a raffle but yeah for all you listening out there see it's a good school even though i don't have much of an education but the mice uh it's a good place joking i'm joking the kid's here by the way the only one that makes sense here but levi said i hope my wife is not watching how we doing over there wife because my daughter is in chadukhum and she's four and uh and we're like the old-time eden you know what i'm saying that we can marry up the kids when they're four ready you know take my cards so if i so if i get myself i get 12 tickets to israel i look like a gui and then everybody wants to marry my daughter moscow i hear so since my daughter's in sudokum already and i could show that i'm agree okay okay and now the winner this is very tough this is very tough to see why should the winners be the 12 tickets to israel tonight and i think the person everyone please hold up your cards again and i think the best one that fits tonight is the best one that fits tonight is 12 tickets to israel the reason why you should be a winner of 12 tickets to israel oh with this i'm taking everybody with me okay i'm on a journey with you i'm gonna i'm gonna actually give it to mo ravi i'm gonna give it to murabi let me explain let me explain let me explain why we're giving even though he cheated but we're going to give it to him why are we going to give it to him because he's going to put it on his status pump up the auction for next year so you don't be one of those people that don't lose out from winning 12 tickets to eric ciusroe i'm not going to give my contestants everyone throw your card away from that from from don't make such a mess i'm going to give you one new card so you have some help here and we're going to go pick our next prize to see who has the best reason for tonight and remember you could be a real winner of one of those prizes all you have to do is put in right now one eight seven seven seven auction or you can go to uroauction.org and you could be a real winner tonight of one of the most amazing prizes here tonight over six hundred and fifty thousand dollars worth of prizes i really hope to all my friends and foes out there everyone involved the newer everyone putting it tonight i really hope you all win something okay he threw away one of his uh half used cards okay the next prize up tonight is one of the most talked about prizes in the url auction book this year at everyone's shabbos table you at least discussed it once or with your friends in yeshiva or in seminary you for sure discuss this one and that is prize number 34 a real live baby shark tonight you could win your very own baby shark complete with tank just wait until this baby starts teething winter can choose any substitute better fish tank up to hundred 9500 you will have the most stunning tank in your dining we discussed earlier with rebel hanan about this so everyone's doing their homes for the numero this will look beautiful with this beautiful beautiful salt water baby shark tank and you could be the winner of baby shark baby shark doo doo doo doo doo baby shark guys not getting paid we'll start from the other side joey newcomb you look very t for riding your cars over there get your mic ready tonight you're gonna be first i know it's hard for you to wait till the end tell us today why should you be the winner of this baby shark i don't rob a boat how are you over there you know what they're all so deep their mom is so deep you know every one of the answers deep just give me one i have no answers it's for the vachna it's for the wagner that's next what else would you get a baby shark that's a wagner next level that is next level shitas mama who wouldn't want to come if they know there's going to be a baby shark over there herring over there nice some real shark okay okay and our next benjamin robarts why would you be want to be the winner of this baby shark um all right it's okay we don't really have anything to answer is it okay i guess i'll keep it in my house when i have company how big of the tank it's like a huge tank yeah we could throw people in yes yes all right so i would take it any time people come to my house or throw them in till till they're about to get eaten and then i'll grab them out and then when they start relieving they're going to come out they're going to sing the song because the yid never breaks [Applause] then you're supposed to use the microphone okay good answer good smart move smart move over there okay and now we're next to barf perlowitz please give us your best shot and why you should be the winner of this baby sharks prize number 34. after my after my previous two films desperate measures too desperate controversial so here's my promise blee neder if i win a baby shark i will be making a film movie belize i will be making a film about a shark attack whatever we'll put it together mulribe is going to help me out we are going to make no controversial over there and it is going to make such hot that i want a baby shark to be able to make a film just for the hawk love it okay good answer good answer tonight you could win one eight seven seven auction you could put in one eight seven seven seven auction urauction.org who would not want to see a jewish film about a shock joey you must accomplishing i'm sitting on a jewish jewish film with the shark with the yamako i'd love to see that you felt the you felt the shark coming to you let's hear your shot why should you be the winner tonight of this baby shark there are so many practical things and so many practical lessons that a baby shark can teach us like you could do the whole story of you know with like real live performance with the baby shark you could do like probably at least a third of the markets with a baby shark um yeah yeah i'm sorry okay keep on going it's very small baby shark okay okay okay well but we're not talking about very big people we're talking about baby people because my wife is amora and it's it makes a very good threat if a kid's not behaving it also gives you the opportunity to teach them any lesson that has anything with fish or water and i'm i'm going to donate it as a birthday birthday gift to my wife um damora we got a happy birthday song not to be confused with mora abi totally different i went there everyone you could you know that the zone has actually a song about the baby shark do you know that learning star learning okay mo robbie what's your best shot baby shark is there an option for me to trade my card in no there's no option oh you ready to use them all this is what i'm thinking guys my daughter is all of two right now i see a bright future she's gonna go to prestigious school in lakewood hopefully they'll allow my kids into school after this show and then she's gonna go to seminary hopefully bjj and then these boys are gonna come back the brisket boys and they're gonna sit on my couch across from me telling me about all the merits of why they should be going out with my daughter can you imagine if i have a shark behind me just imagine that i don't have to say a word oh what are your intentions with my daughter really now look at that shark you see you see the floor shine shoe on the bottom of the bottom so my daughter could get it to bjj okay okay moving along eitan what do you think why should you be the winner of a baby shark well today today i found out that my son actually uh is bidding on this shark right so so i kind of was like when he told me that he was uh he put in you know one of his tickets for that prize i kind of got a little bit scared and i while on one hand i hope he wins and if he does win i'll be okay because i just finished 40 days saying nishma so i have all the protection in the world you know okay yeah so i hope he wins and and i hope this sounds like you really hope he wins yeah yeah okay you're not sure which way you're using nishmas for this last thing he didn't win he said okay ari haley give us your best shot 30 seconds why should you be the winner 30 seconds okay um why i should be the winner uh so rabbi victor miller was asked the question of whether or not a kid could have a dog or a fish and rabbits said don't get a dog but he said a fish is okay it's like a toy but you also said the fine print i could trade in the shark for something else so you know you know the cost of meats going up these days and inflation and different things like that so i think i would trade in and get the cash buy a couple of like either like a couple of cows or a couple of sheep you know a play pen from them i'm sure they have there at the pet store and then uh you know i take a few shackling classes because uh you know i'm really looking uh to start up a beef jerky business and i think you know you know let the shark go i hear they're endangered you know let me uh yeah you got a couple yeah there we go that's what i'm talking about okay good answer and the winner for tonight okay and the winner for tonight pr winner of this round is none other than i think we all agree that the what was created by this prize in the ura auction book was just hack this is awesome everyone's talking about it we're giving it to barack pearlowicz just for the hike be able to have the winner here tonight great round we'll be back shortly we're gonna have our last round i'm being told because we're running short here so you better give your best reasons and your best pitches the next prize up here tonight one of the most amazing prizes which is prize 38 in your auction book if you did not yet put in it is a home makeover update your home with eight thousand dollars towards decor and remodeling i'm sure many of you were thinking like we said before good good times to make over the home with makutanum coming in or just that color is not in style anymore who knows that right three years ago it was white today it's black or gray and it's out and you want to just redo it while ur is going to give you an eight thousand dollar check guilt-free you can go and redo your whole kitchen buy yourself a new dining table that new couch tonight put in prize 38 up first is turks tell me why would you want to be the winner of this home makeover prize okay first of all i'll give a quick shout out to whoever came up with the line because there's quinoa and sweet potatoes in the challenge i have no idea what that means um it sounds like it worked very hard on this line so and it's none of the prizes had anything to do with any of this i just want to give you credit um okay so i have two really good ones for this one i say one give me one go your best shot i'll tell you the one i'm not going to give you because the shotgun said this time will be different that's why you should have gave it for this yeah [Music] yeah so um having a home makeover would enable me to invite a lot of people into my house for example all the people are mad at him for not flying flying out there to stroll and did you not say that you're not going to be able to get back home tonight and all the country yeah i'm not home i don't care who's there and all the controversial people who didn't like his last production they could all pile into my house but the most important person that i would like to impress is right over here his name is five-ish i would like to meet five-ish and we could end the round right now okay you could go to the next one it's homemade over virus yes i hear that's what he cares about okay our next joey newcomb give us your best shots so this happens to be true but hello joey joey stay behind stay behind this uh hello mr over there mr hello hello testing we hear you we hear you you there give us your best shot why you should be the winner of home makeover prize number 38. this happens to be true but i'm going to go back in time a little bit so basically you know when you have a nice uh home makeover you could host the cover the shule in your house so imagine like we're still in covert are we still depends where you are are we over there shots fired very deep mo so because i still owe the shule on 20 alias which happens to be true i stole the school on 2018 why don't they keep giving away you're that guy who just buys all the leads so the kids there what do they call you up they call you joey been some ben samantha yeah so samantha i don't know maybe it's uh what do they call your turks coke and caicos okay i'll wire turks and caicos over there next vacation me and you are going to turkey more like oh excuse me excuse me your best reason it's because you have to pay more like joey you want to take the money no this way this way i could have a home makeover yeah and i could host my brandings for the show yeah because the show always has my brands and this way that's my way of okay and now we have mark lewis please give us your best shot at why you should be the winner of this homemakeover prize so i'm a little bit more advanced there i have joe with castle okay my daughter is eight not four and as hashem time flies as we all know right and then you know it's not gonna pass by then so we happen to have the newlyweds coming over very soon for shabbos all right and you know i want them to come to me and that's also one of the cards over here but anyways so my answer is because the newlyweds are coming for shabbos good answer okay good answer and yell it my best shot okay all right so now since joey went back in time a little i'm going to go back in time a little also it's actually a story about urathon which happened around 15 years ago i was once here by urathon watching it back in the days you know when they had lipa on country obviously you remember those days racking up points over here rock bot okay go let's move on actually funny story i was as i was a customer at that time and i was sitting there in the crowd watching the uberthon and my caller who's now my wife called me because she was watching she saw me over there through the window she called me and i took my phone i saw that she was calling me and i just flipped those days flipped and just flipped it closed and she saw that on the camera and she's like oh i just saw that she just showed me hang up on her basically she still went through the marriage and she still talks about the story so my anniversary is coming up next week so i'd love to get a home makeover because my wife reminded me that our anniversary is coming up okay ready um homemaker i'm moving now actually um i'm changing uh my place of residence i haven't changed with the post office yet but i'm going to uh and um you know you know how it is like women when they get a new piece of furniture it's like a baby when it gets that first piece of challah at the table yeah it's like it wants more yeah you know so uh we're moving into a new apartment yeah it's gonna cost us a little bit we've already spent some time and that'll get us a little bit more so i guess because my wife saw it on between carpools you know things happen in the carpool i guess whatever that is okay whatever that's my answer whatever that could be okay why should you be the winner of this home makeover uh okay well if you think you can do any makeover for eight thousand dollars you're living in la la land and if you aren't doing it for that amount of money it means you're a very earl who spends very little on lego makeovers that's my attempt to connect this to the answer but you know if you're going to spend that little amount of money makeover you must be learning a lot of muscles so you know that's that's that's my answer it's a coffee time thing all right okay good answer now we're going to end up with mo ravi give us your best shot so first off this next segment my answer is sponsored by david kaplan of fairmont insurance probably insurance needs who really gets our business goals real estate healthcare andura this is a very tough one for you ladies and gentlemen because i don't really like any of my answers i just want to give a shout out to this one ain't no linacle sleesley ain't no visual and eclipselessly i think i'm going to go the very apropos answer we all know that the new rage is to go to orlando for yantef and every time we go to orlando the first thing my wife tells me how come this is not our house this is so much nicer than our house we're just gonna stay in florida so i think if i got a home makeover with a beautiful kitchen with those special knobs that break after three times returning though i will be allowed back in the house again so because my orlando rental is cancelled we will be building a new house okay let me see if one hold up your answers let's see who's the winner to tonight's for tonight's thanks of course i think the whole makeover goes to pinyon happy road right you deserve it shown by especially you're out every single night here's the points okay everybody thank you so much we want to thank all of our contestants here tonight for playing with us and being sports coming out of your busy schedules [Music]