Oorahthon '22 - Fiveish Hour!

[Music] everybody welcome back to the five-ish hour as you know tonight you can win major amazing prizes here with fiveish i have sitting next to me five she's been involved with ura ever since he was printed he's the famous for the five-ish dance his role on the schmorg and for making everybody happy we'd like to give a special thank you to fiveish for joining us tonight to show your support for the urathon and for your five-ish markers all you five-ish marcus get in there right now seven three two five-ish f-i-v-e-i-s-h get in there the phones are off the hook i see kids i saw kids i was as i was leaving today outdoor looking at me leaving my house to see when this five-ish hour starting already getting on there with their phones out there waiting tonight you could win big and of course we have our amazing auction over 650 000 dollars of prizes that's right that's not a made up number you could win those tonight put an eight seven seven seven auction and now we go to our five-ish let's get our first caller on the phone here and we are ready to start giving away some amazing five-ish paraphernalia hello it's me five-ish they let me out of the box i'm so excited to be there i heard that there is an on the line hello hello hello hi where are you coming from this fine mutsuit shabbos new york how's the real estate there in muncie i would i wouldn't know you wouldn't know okay what julia david in el canada yeah who's the rabbi over there in the silston shul uh it doesn't really have an official rub yet well i would i would just like to submit my resume let your let your cover know that i am looking for a little stint in the rabbit okay okay okay you ready to play the gimme five game i'll try okay give me five jewish magazines five jewish magazines the front page the front page is that a magazine yes yeah okay where is that magazine yeah okay okay we believe you what else the month team advancer the muncie member magazine number two the muncie view the muncie view oh my goodness the community connection the community connection while these are all very niche uh magazines i was expecting you know some okay go ahead and the flatbush jewish journal the that's not a magazine that's a newspaper so that is not that is that is not we need one more to reach the fifth magazine kosher comics for kids kosher comics for kids very niche i was expecting i mean army commentary but no excellent job you have won a fantabulous five-ish prize so good to walk and remember i'm available if you're really looking for a hush of a dynamic rov okay who do we have on the line noah from brooklyn and noah from brooklyn i get to walk noah nawak no akhidhir noah who's there just say your name okay noah has chickened out uh apparently and he is not joining us on the line so noah is out we're going to go to getty getty from lakewood ghetto ago hi getty what's going on great how many years young are you um 12 you're 12 0 happy boss mixed beer and what school do you go to getty um from liquid what bells bells bills okay bells all right you ready goody from bells yes all right give me give me five u.s presidents um not including the current one or the last one franklin roosevelt george bush george um thomas jefferson look at bill got adam john adams um and look what a wonderful job she's doing tremendous okay you're gonna win some fantabulous five-ish stuff you stick on the line and they'll take care of you all right do we have any more kinder luck on the line thank you moshe from lakewood how are you doing good how you doing what's your name moshe moshe moshe what's your last name moshe tell everybody out there what normal stain moshe mermelstein where do you live in lakewood well what yeshiva do you go to sorry excellent yeshiva okay moshe you ready yeah give me five rob on him who live in lakewood five liquid rub on him not russia shiva's rob on him um salmon ah okay fine uh excellent oh excellent hearthstone that's three romanticism solomon who's not really a rav but he's not really a reshiva so he counts refgesh and ribner also iffy on the rashiva versus rav situation but we'll give him to you finally we have an authentic full-flown rub we have rabbits higher weatherfeld i need two more excellent and one more and you win the prize i'm sorry very good you are tickling the cackles of both myself and rabbi brock's heart with reviews for an excellent job mocha from good one good one you should be proud something extra for that last one something extra yeah we'll get you something extra all right who do we have on the line sora liba sara liba right now if you are not if you did not put in yet it's not too late one eight seven seven seven auction put in right now you could win thousands and hundreds of thousands of dollars of prizes tonight from trippsterty stroll amex gift card shopping spree tuition cars you could be the owner of a brand new car during this crisis this crazy time all those people looking can't afford cars tonight you can go home in the morning with a brand new spanking a sienna put it now one eight seven seven seven auction urauction.org back to five-ish okey-dokey here we go sorry but you on the line yeah oh my goodness i can't believe you got through did you try and get through last year and you couldn't get through yeah and did you try and call and get in two years ago and you couldn't get through yeah and three years ago yeah and four years ago no no what happened four years ago were you born i don't know you don't know but you tried calling you said in your letter that you wrote to us here at ura you said you call every year 485 times now that's a lot of times um and you didn't get through so here you are hashem you got through you ready to play yeah where are you calling from what city rock way far rockaway excellent okay you gotta play give me five all right you ready yeah okay far rock way for a rock way give me five things you would do if you won five thousand dollars i would go to i would go to rssl excellent you'd go to eric's israel i'd buy presents forever you'd buy presents for everyone i'd buy candy you'd buy candy lots of candy for five thousand dollars i would sponsor chips for people you would sponsor trips for people and i'd buy i buy a lot of things for a house you'd buy a lot of things for your house tremendous tremendous tremendous and stupendous we love it congratulations you have won a fantabulous five-ish prize good for you good for you okay excellent i'm happy you got it nesty and hopefully we'll speak to you again next year but ezra's hashem yes do we have more kinderlock calling in on the 5ish line 7325-ish estee is on the line i go to walk esti how you doing good where you from esti liquid lakewood new jersey we're in lakewood westgate ah the west bank of lakewood tremendous west gate okay great and what yeshiva do you go to what what school you go to what benosiacov situation you go to what you're in fourth grade in bass benos rifka rocco venice you're ready okay then no go there all right you ready yeah okay give for me for a baseball nose rifka rocco girl give me five mitzvahs you can do every day you can do it every day well not on uh not on your kipper oh um stabbing you can do every day true that learning learning toyra never ends keep another aim what what's the third one keep it on the aim keyboard for aim you can do every day kind of okay yes ma kris [Music] excellent kind of what i want you to do is you're going to go to school on monday yeah and i want you to ask your mora tell your mora that father said i should teach you about the mitzvos to meteos okay you got that you keep on yeah yeah okay fine you're going to ask your mora you're going to tell her that five is said you should talk about the mitchell's meteos okay but you want a fantabulous prize thank you for calling five-ish five-ish questions are coming up all you kidding are calling over there seven three two five it's i know lots of you are trying to call in and my phone is blowing up can you get me on how can we get on uh yo safe stern i'm just gonna give a little shout out for all those kindly locks who are trying to get on yosef stern in toronto uh sv and burke burnbaum from jackson new jersey keep trying penny and kyla gleberman from lakewood new jersey oh you guys who's zevi levine is trying to get on who he's a former five-ish uh we have the nitikminsteins listening and savannah georgia trying to get on you guys call 7325-ish 732 the albert kinderlock try calling 7325ish do we have someone on the line anybody there esther from brooklyn new york is on the lineup good to volcaster hi how are you doing esther how old are you i'm 10. you're 10 years old when you're moving to tom's river just kidding okay what yeshiva do you go to d-y-a b-y-a what does that stand for b-shock of academy based yaakov academy excellent excellent okay you're ready you're from brooklyn where do you where what school do you dive in or you're uh who robbie spear i'm saying berlin oh hi in berlin excellent excellent excellent excellent okay you're ready to go maybe a tough one yeah tough one for kai and berliner five things you wanna you can do when you grow up give me five yeshivos in east that used to be in eastern europe oh five eastern european yeshivas kind berlin high in berlin berlin was not but you see that in eastern europe you ready you have someone there to help you it's a tough one not gonna lie sd um they only know heim berlin that's what i'm saying yeah where did reporter go to yeshiva you have a brother home or something should i give you an i said okay i'll give you an easier one but all you people waiting on the line over there that's a question coming up so you better get it and you'll get an extra prize if you answer that you ready yeah i'm gonna give you a different one okay give me five games you play at recess um chinese jump rope chinese jump rope a elimination elimination tag run for your life one for your life that's a new one one more that one oh the ladies are nodding their heads they say it does exist so you have won a fantabulous prize who else do we have next left on the line lakewood what neighborhood you live in in lakewood pine river pine river tremendous i was there today do you know that i was in pine river today for shabbos what's your last name moshi hater how'd you get in there how'd you get it's got connections okay moshi goodman from lakewood pine river you're ready is that our good one is that our goodman our goodman yeah okay moji goodman from lake would give me five types of hair give me five types of herring mossy logic matches that's it um [Music] it's pickles pickled i need one more i got matchas stiglitz spicy onix shabbos pickle and schmaltz of course you can't forget about the spouse tremendous job moshi you have won a tremendous five prize congratulations and a good luck to you and all of your wonderful family all right who else we got is on the line oh tremendous i get the how you doing fakie frankie from lakewood hi figgy what's going on you gotta turn off your radio in the background or you're to get very confused and anxious you ready fakie yeah oh yeah okay where are you from vancouver for 20 minutes you're not answering don't give me attitude now peggy where you from where do you live lakewood lake we're in lakewood like what um i'm just going on rivka lane and what school do you go to the north the no smell rabbits and swarotsky rabbits and sarotskins yeshiva tremendous and what greed are you in in eighth grade all right you ready for the tough question yeah give me five yeshivo's that used to be in eastern europe give me five old school yeshivas from like pre-1940 yeah ask your father five yeshivas for eastern europe near mir excellent prominence excellence uh i guess what part of it was a yeshiva before yeah i don't think i don't know it was the city was part of it yeah it is i don't know if it is what it was all right if your father says so you're in vanilla smellok after all okay next [Music] because he knew five yeshiva's from eastern europe do we have any more kinder luck on the phone as the five shower contends continues seven three two five or one eight seven seven seven auction one eight seven seven seven auction we have shalom from lakewood on the line now good to walk shalom how you doing oh tremendous i like the spunky attitude uh what what what where yeshiva you go to shalom shakatari another one here tonight what grade are you in in shakusari sixth grade in chagas arya where do you live in lakewood hearthstone hearthstone oh no are you above by rabbi wiesenfeld yeah excellent excellent at you know the herschwitzses what you know the herschewicz's ah you're out there okay you ready okay sixth grader give me give me five five things with wheels things with wheels rabbi brock excellent give me five things sixth grade eliquid that goes with hogwarts and uh a motorcycle [Music] excellent tremendous stupendous great job great job hearthstone is representing at 7325 store one eight seven seven seven auction one eight seven seven seven auction what else do we have on the line kinder luck another shalom from lakewood shalom shalom from lakewood hello how you doing where are you going where are you from lakewood lake where lakewood new jersey but we're in lakewood new jersey that's a big place park avenue park avenue fancy what yoshima you go to my crater lakewood hater all right ready yeah okay give me five things you can find on a charcuterie to be board a what on a shark charcuta chaturi tuning purity board what is that it's one of those fancy meatboards they put out by a kiddish on park avenue oh salami salami baloony baloney not really but okay yeah these jerky beef jerky pickles pickles i'm shiny and tremendous great job shalom tremendous you have won a five-ish prize here on the urathon in 2022 the 21st year of the urathon call now 7325-1877 oh you're on the radio everybody can hear you a hoover what jackson you're from jackson where jackson do you live what rock one one oh excellent how old are you ten and how what yoshima what school do you go to excellent excellent okay you ready from jackson give me five give me five questions you can ask a rabbi right to you um if the bagel mash cart is mukba on taste you could get comments from it okay um if you um had a posture a knife that you that that that you won the steak used to cut a bagel with hot cheese on it but it was better um what else um your parents should have lots of knockouts from you and you should grow up to be a true godowlist israel behravya menu ah good gym everyone and welcome back to the urathon we are here tonight for another couple hours this is hour two of our readathon program so happy to be with you uh rabbi bragg uh left for a few moments but he'll be back soon and i'm joined by my co-host for this hour well he's just a really really special person he's a beloved volunteer and friend of ura he was one of the founding forces of chill zone which he helped grow into a national program with over 40 locations across north america and eretz israel now he's the dynamic and energetic director of a goodison new jersey's office and newly appointed chairman ladies and gentlemen give it up for my co-host this hour back from his newly refreshed and refurbished uh motsiv motsiv.com rabbi victor schnell rabbi schnells and gohan your mic is not working rabbi schnell for the first time in his entire life caught speechless [Laughter] it's good to be back oh come on well we still can do it because of course they say that you've lost a lot of weight so good for you can i know how'd you do it well five is you look good yourself by the way keep it up yeah keep it i've been working out some people age but you haven't you keep on that youthfulness that you stays with you it's it's just incredible that's our role so what are you most excited about this evening i'm i'm very excited tonight first of all the incredible compass that's coming up with joey newcombe and eight-time is gonna raise the roof it's gonna be incredible of course the prizes 650 000 dollars worth of prizes each one is amazing every one of them is incredible there's also going to be tonight a very special tribute to a friend of urus someone that was an incredible incredible person that accomplished so much a tribute rabbi zakai wallace which will talk about much more later on when we get towards that tribute there's going to be winners there's going to be prizes and of course the five-ish hotline is still open so for all of you five-ish markers out there make sure to call seven three two five-ish how do you spell five-ish f a lot of people trying to get through they're texting me on my direct line uh the uh the uh the ellises and the ice growls the kulix from baltimore the glances are calling i'm just giving a little quick shouts out here people who are trying to get through we got um we got the weiss kinder luck who are tuned in very very stark to hershkowitz is and we got uh josef goldstein on elmwood avenue we got you sreltsville and schmul silverstone okay everybody let's call seven three two five-ish seven three who's on the line who do we got simmi from deal new jersey that's good i got your vox timmy how you doing whoa okay you ready to give me five things four give me five types of sephardic food that's an easy one empanada how do we even know if there's a skull what was the last one you said i know sam busack it's the real stuff it's gray please with speed inside what what you're just making stuff up no no no no that's not a real food what's it called katsona what is that what's in that how do you make that it's like squash squash okay all right tremendous we learned some new sephardic foods great okay you won a fantabulous prize who else we got on the line how you doing kayla what's going on how old are you kayla eight and uh you live in in the five towns so that's great five five five-ish here's the question for you give me the five boroughs of new york city the five boroughs of new york city queens queens brooklyn brooklyn don't ask your parents brooklyn ah queens brooklyn franks bronx island staten island we've gotten some creative answers to that question over the years so so good job from stanton island who else we have on the line zk yako gakko from lawrence uh good to have you from the five towns how are you doing good you're good yeah what school you go to yaakov okay darkah when you see rabbi does rabbi bender wait for you every morning to say good morning to you no no just the first day huh yeah ah bummer you probably expect okay you're gonna go to rabbi bender you tell her my bender that five-inch switch isn't the best okay okay all right kid from the five towns let's see here what are we gonna tell you to do let's go five different from grocery stores five jewish grocery stores in the five towns or anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere anywhere [Music] season season he said seasons you got three so far quincies where is that yeah where is that for rockaway is that in lawrence what else grocery stores five grocery stores okay who else we got on the line it can't be another kid from the five towns ellie from toms river how's it going ellie good okay you live in toms river yeah what shule does your father david and who's the rabbi there rabbi robert from toms river tremendous okay you ready for your five-ish question yeah okay who are your five favorite uncles [Laughter] great job ellie ellie wins give me give me the other four though we don't want to make anybody feel bad so uncle oh come on who else uncle mice uncle toby uncle jovi uncle mikey uncle micey who doesn't love uncle meishi and o'clock tremendous you win a fantabulous five-ish prize ellie from tom river who's father dobbins by rabbi rottenberg shul all right tremendous job who else we got on the line there oyster from lakewood new jersey akka developer how you doing hello hi oyster what's going on good what what you shiva you go to oyster liquor [Music] um you don't know that's a tough question very good and and do you know five people who work for ura [Music] [Applause] rabbi mintz clay weinstein rabbi weinstein that's right that's right we'll get to him later we haven't discussed them at all yet mrs gerwortz how do you know mrs gertz how do you know mrs gowertz what ah she's your mother all right who else give me two more [Music] his mother rabbi reichman and rabbi weinstein he's got one more this is absent here we go tremendous and stupendous you win a fantabulous wonderbar prize who else we got on the line has the five-ish tower is coming to a close very soon so all you kinder luck you want to dial in there at 732-5-7-3-2-7-3-2-5-ish and you can enter the auction of course at eight seven seven seven auction shelly compton you need to go to sleep and listen to your mommy and your tati okay all the herschel kinderlock listening in we got all the ruckle uh ruckle yaffi trying to call in we got people calling but we gotta get through okay what kind of prizes can you win what for the auction or if we're calling fiveish oh one eights ask rabbi rabbi schnell should know that for the auction prize this is the last chance by the way tonight's the last chance you have to donate five dollars a prize trippster to strawberries a safer title win your own safer i know that my niece and nephew newly married they said this is uh penny and kyla gliberman they said they only they have everything else because they go to i said what about 12 trips there to sorrow they said they already went 12 times to rt swirl i said i said it i said what about five thousand dollars cash what about rent they say takes care of it they said the only thing they want is the safer toy ra the safer toy ra and that is a unique prize you cannot get there anywhere else one of the prizes this year besides for the sake of torah besides winning a baby shark which is so unique there is a mezuzah that is being auctioned off tonight one of the last missus that was written by kenyowski and it's going to be raffled off tonight this is a a a a one in a lifetime surprise at the beginning of the year obviously he didn't he didn't write it now it was written before it was worth it and afterwards of course the value goes up exponentially well the value is priceless the value is priceless absolutely priced correct cash equivalent it will cost you five dollars that's it five dollars to enter the raffle to win a mezuzah written by rabjeim kenobsky zac and we're gonna go back to the phone lines i think what do we have we've got a few minutes left a few minutes left who else we got over there call in this is the last chance like glee me from lakewood new hi jersey blimey what's going on where you calling from lakewood new jersey we're in lakewood new jersey it's a big place um autumn road autumn road in lakewood new jersey what what school you go to what las vegas vega tremendous one second how old are you thirteen thirteen ah we're gonna have to give you a tough question you ready for a tough question five what yeah okay give me five swarm in suvim what uh esther esther yeah you could go with the commission mcgillis right there and you'd be fine for a very good tremendous job base vega stepping up and representing okay who else we got knock me from chestnut ridge in lakewood new jersey where else no no chestnut ridge is a muncie five issues goodness i thought i thought everything is in like oh boy chestnut ridge chest not ridge chassis ridge what is your name nami naki knock me from chestnut ridge all right you're gonna you're ready to play gimme five with fiveish yeah all right give me five planets besides earth mars yeah um jupiter jupiter um um [Applause] there's a car that has the same name as a planet what mercury mercury venus and one more it's a car it's a car there's a car named after the planet saturday sat what not saturday you're close sad sadder saturn very good good job booker from chestnut ridge all right how many more we got here tonight we're wrapping up soon seven three two five as we got a few more people kendall going in to speak to five-ish but we have of course lots more exciting program including joseph newcomb who is in the building i believe yosef nukem i just saw him he walked by or he more like dan spy yosef newcomb is here eitan katz is here all right having a great new game this year first time ever i think on the uru auction a brand new game and the celebrities that are missing it very intimidating rabbi schnell i hope you'll be able to handle it because there's a lot of big personalities coming on who's coming i heard mo robbie is coming on my maybe maybe he'll come as well maybe laser shiner that'll be something that would be something yeah okay all right who we got who we got who on the line we have someone from boston wow boston pedro from boston hey perla agutevac you're calling from boston huh yeah my name is sarah oh your name is sarla but you are calling from boston right yep okay how old are you pat 11. eleven okay give me five types of diet soda diet coke diet coke high pepsi diet pepsi good diet dr pepper diet dr pepper the best diet diet sprite diet cream soda diet cream soda because of course in boston they don't really call it soda right they call it tonic right pop what do you call it over there hop talk pop very good all right great job great job great job okay who else we got eliezer from brookline new york eliezer good to walk i get the ball uh oh how old are you eliezer um 12 13. you're 13 years old and where do you go to yeshiva the hater the gator in brooklyn new york we are looking through a hard question a toy redicker question of course for the hater boy from brooklyn new york give me gotta be a good one give me five russia yeshiva in eretz yes royal now okay your name is sippy and where you're calling from tippy monsieur muncie and where do you go to school base rocco muncie is near chester what grade are you in sir would you say you're an excellent student no are you yeah okay give me five times that the nisivo samishmat argues with the sosakoshi five mahloksim between the south and the necevos [Laughter] licorice licorice a favorite a favorite alley lollies sour steak sour sticks yesterday what gushers gosh gosh that's big that's how they go we need one more gun gumballs you have won a fabulous prize who else we got on the line i think this is our last caller this is our this is the last one you gotta make this a really good call five years you gotta make it gonna be good let's see okay mordechai from lakewood mordecai hi how are you barack hashem i'm good you know such a bald meadows ask me how five how i'm doing uh and and how old are you mordecai 13. and what yeshiva you go to shiva katana yeshiva katana okay you ready for your question it's gonna be a tough one because you're 13 and you're yeshiva bucker okay okay give me five times that robbie kevager asks a question in the gillian hashas and leaves it bitzer ian guttel i have no idea what's going on over here in lakewood i'm surprised okay give me five russian yeshiva that live in america but they have to be from five different achievers uh [Music] um there's like a hundred yeshiva it's a lakewood just go down the block you'll see your shivas oh there's my truck that's done before there we go and rabbi letter of chicanos everybody thank you all the kinder luck for playing with five-ish five-ish will be gone tonight but i'll be back to annoy you on your cell phones but when i call you with my robo calls before you know it so 7325ish is closed but one eight seven seven seven auction is open for business so call in right now