Shmorg 8: Marvelous Middos Machine 3

I'm going to go lie down and rest good idea have a nice nap where's that big comfortable green chair that sonidos always keep some nice tea maybe he decided to move it down to the basement yeah there it is but how come dr. Meadows put it inside a big plastic bubble and what are all these buttons and dials attached to the chair oh sit down in the chair hey I'll bet when you turn this big red key it makes the chair tilt back just like a bet lemme try a time machine was on the move with Snooki stuck inside it's spinning all around just like the roller coaster ride all he wanted was a nap but now is in a mess it doesn't look like schmucky will be getting too much rest [Music] [Applause] all he did was turn the key the time machine was on she loved me and the doc don't even know he's gone what an awful problem his Bar Mitzvah is next to me and wait till she finds out that the gas tank has a leak [Music] so come real close and listen this story's just for you you'll learn about good me those what's right and wrong to do we're going on another journey like you've never seen it's the absolute flame marvelously those machines [Music] Doritos [Music] what's happening to leave the what kind of machine is this waiting maybe there's a clock you on the bubble members are spinning round and round well what does it mean think of something fast and figure out a way to stop this thing 1789 maybe if I press it it's a good thing I found it ready this whacking machine has finally stopped let me open up this plastic bubble and get out of here I gotta go back upstairs and tell dr. meter the world where am i what happened to dr. Minos his house what happened to all the other houses on the floor where's the street and the cars but reason graphic wait a minute let me see what the date is on the clock it says 1736 no wonder there aren't any houses here Borough Park hasn't been built yet I can't believe it dr. Meadows turned this green chair into a real time machine I guess this must be the new invention he was talking about when we were in Africa boy I better get back into that chair and cigarette already get back to 1980 hey Doc you said you were working on a new invention what is it dizzy you wouldn't believe it but I finally perfected my latest invention what is it doc tell me you remember that soft old green chair that used to be in disagreement sure I remember doc what did you do with it this I made it into a machine that can travel into the past or ahead into the future I've built a time machine absolutely amazing time machine yeah leave a time machine you mean we could go back in time and meet you darling from the past like the Hoff it's time with the Vilna going down we can go back in time but it still end up here in Brooklyn you see the time machine doesn't really move anymore now and take care of this medicine but you see on the station it looks like a boy in school going into the lunchroom with his lunchbox the computer says his name is common bangle scheme from the boy turn up the sound slips let's hear what's happening look what I got him a lunch box today a bag of barbecue potato chips licorice two fruit roll-ups a whole bunch of jellybeans and three Wilke jokey cookies now I've just got to make sure that my Katzenberg sees all these goodies that because he's gonna want some and I'm not gonna let him have anything that's right everybody else but when my she asked for some I'll tell him you get nothing that'll pay him back for not letting me have some pretzels yesterday boys did you hear that go doctor needles come on destroy to get magnified she is taking revenge yeah that's the comma and the tailor says you're not allowed to defend your right he better playing in the coma song do you have the time I sure do here it goes [Music] you're outside in the schoolyard yesterday and yet um you was so hungry that you couldn't even play so I asked your buddy equation would you share some of your snack he said no and you decided that you really pay you back you were working on a map that was doing next day when your sister spilled a soda all across the USA she said sorry please forgive me his last something I can do that's not good enough you cried out I'll be getting back [Music] Oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] Laura sat down on your pizza and you said to him we'll teach you so you sprinkled salt pepper on his ice cream cool that was a distinct as what you [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey comment I see you've got a whole bunch of goodies in your lunch box today do you think I could have some sure my she what would you like boy coming six I think I'll just take a few chips it shouldn't be too hard to figure out how to send this machine back to the future yeah all I gotta do is turn the red keep the other way to the arrow that says forward oh boy I can't wait to get home and tell dr. meadows all about hey what's that noise it sounds like someone's chopping wood right nearby well I guess it wouldn't hurt to spend a few minutes here in the past let me see what's going on that tree almost landed on my head sorry about that I didn't realize anyone was out there by the way my name is George George Washington who are you my name is nutty chef George Washington hmm you really must be George Washington everybody knows that you chopped down a cherry tree that's ludicrous how could anyone know that I chopped down a cherry tree I just did it a moment ago and nobody saw me do it except for you of course well everybody's gonna know about it because you tell your father that you did it what I would never tell my father that I chopped down the cherry tree he'd be so very angry with me you mean you're not gonna tell them the truth of course not I shall simply tell him that I know nothing about the Sileo cherry tree but you just gotta tell him the truth George that's what makes you so famous that's how you get to become the first president of the United States president of United what I don't know what you're talking about do you see the picture on this dollar do I say that looks just like me only elder look my name is printed under the painting how could that be who are you and where do you come from where I told you my name is Luca Shapiro I'm from the future I came here in a time machine amazing is it really true that I become famous that I become president of the United lands that's the United States to would yes it's really true and one of the reasons you become so famous is because you never ever tell lies you always tell the Queen besides don't you realize that lying is a terrible terrible thing you know Sookie yeah absolutely right it is wrong not to tell the truth there's my father now I'm over here father goodbye George goodbye schnooky I thank you George what goes on here you chopped down a cherry tree father I cannot tell a lie it was on well George it was wrong for you to chop down the tree but but since you are men enough to tell me the truth I shall not punish you for it this time thank you Father and father I must tell you the boy I just magazine his name is Snooki Shapiro and he's from the future he came in a time machine no George there you go again with that wild imagination of yours bully dr. meadows that McCullough song really worked come on let lucky have some of his snack that's how it should be we all feel like we want to get even with other people sometimes but you have to listen to what the pilot tells us no matter how hard it is hey Doc do you think we could take a little trip in your time machine now it would be even more exciting than going to Africa I'm so sorry dizzy but we can't use the time machine yes there's a terrible leak in the gas tank we might even get stuck in another show boys come with me I'll show you look at the time machine a little later but now bumpy what do you see on this commune look there are a couple of boys sitting on a balcony looking down at the street somebody turn up the sound maila look over there there goes Fievel trovich do you remember him he used to be in our school but now he goes to Shiva's cosmic Adam sure I remember him truly but I don't know why they call that place a Shiva it'sh over there that's right Mela Hey look over there it's that kid with the funny-looking knitted yarmulke again and it looks really he's carrying a Gemara why would he need up her mind hey you see that other kid down the block MELAS he's a crescent surplus it you know they don't even know how to speak English yeah really here this is terrible those kids are making fun of anybody who's not exactly like them didn't they ever learn about officers Roy about how important it is to love and respect other need even if they're different Vicki we've got to do something fast wrote that you need us I found the tape and it says Abbas Israel I mean should we play it for them yes Trump put it into the Machine and press the send party [Music] you just [Music] [Applause] [Music] marble once the new [Music] I came to see and [Music] so much bad [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Israel again [Music] you must and together monster my stones [Music] your boys [Music] but sinners [Music] Oh me [Music] my [Music] you must [Music] maila I don't know where that song came from but it sure taught me a lesson I'm not gonna make fun of other people anymore me too slowly and who knows maybe if you and I have obviously strong it'll help bring mashiac real soon oh boy this is terrific those kids now understand I'm so excited then Chucky say he was going to take you map I don't see him anywhere in this room hey um I think I sound going down to the basement that's probably where he's sleeping then we better wait till spooky gets up before I show you the time it's a terrible thing to make someone up then you're sleeping unless there's an important reason to do so that's right I learned about that in school it's called castle Shana it's like stealing yeah we wouldn't want to wake up Snookie he's probably way off in dreamland someone I better get back into the time machine so I can go back to the future okay I've got my seatbelt on now yeah and I'll just turn the red key this way and we'll see what happens whoa here it goes again it's working the gates are moving forward 27 1555 there better get ready with my foot on the brain so I can stop this machine with it's really moving fast 1961 what's happening something's wrong with the machine is it slowing down I didn't even touch the bridge I'm still 20 years away from where I belong hey Doc working and all these munis alerts has really made me hungry do you think I can go to the pizza shop around the corner and pick up a few slices I tell you Lily you've got such a wonderful epithet janaina huh sure you go right ahead here's the dollar dizzy could you bring me back a slice sure slope what about you doc you want me to bring you something back too come to think of it I wouldn't mind it though having to leave here's $1 easy and thank you sure thing doc see you later you know Scooby with all the excitement I forgot what do you see on the screens funky I see a little girl talking to her friend outside her classroom that amigos the computer says her name is Monica Mesnick from my Union and she's 8 years old oh no that may be those monkeys crying thanks me we better turn up the sounds from in find out what's our mind monkey what's the matter why are you crying I'm so sad when mrs. blitt came back from Toronto yesterday she gave me a dollar for taking care of her goldfish and now I love the dollar of my ways to school today monkey that was the Bell we've got to go to class well I'm not going but monkey we're starting a new passion commerce today you don't want to fall behind do you I know but I couldn't concentrate on the hummus now anyway I'm too upset about losing money I sure did duck amigos but I'm not sure I understand what I would be it stops is there anything we can do to help your mouth yup dr. needles shows them let's play my CD simcha so [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] on your way to school you lost a dollar today your best friend has the chickenpox and can't come out to play you forgot the fanny for your testing history Phoebus symphony way it's not that bad you'll see [Music] laughter doesn't make much sense watch your little brother save your money forgot your one chocolate will so love me you got a brand new toy but you can't find the batteries be the sim Connie way it's not that bad you'll see [Music] [Applause] [Music] you're ready spoke to Patty on the phone [Music] beaver tsimko anyway it's not that bad you'll see [Music] [Applause] [Music] you know Shalom yell it boy not a Tom Selleck not Pizza it costing only a further a slice no thank you and I'm not hungry I just came in here to ask you where I could find the telephone but I have to make a very important call ah ken ken there's a telephone booth in the back could you please give me change for a dollar I need a quarter to make the call I don't know there you come from Habibi but here in Brooklyn a phone call costing only 10 cents right I forgot thank you for the change boy I sure hope I can find that to me ptosis telephone numbers I'm not even sure he lived here and power up up 20 years ago let me see here's Tim okay Newmar Metzger Mexican airline Midas muffler needles this is it dr. Miko's scientist and inventor five five five five four three one I sure hope he's home he's the only one who can fix the time machine and help me get back home hello hello dr. meadows this is schandle shapiro schmucky and slippies mother hello miss yourself you owe you borrow Hashem I'm fine have the boys been behaving themselves talk tomatoes oh they're such wonderful children mr. Shapiro you should be very proud of them I am I really am dr. meadows could you please tell schnooky that i'm coming to pick him up in a few minutes I need to take him to his Bar Mitzvah lesson then church is downstairs in the basement taking a neck mr. Shapiro but I go pick him up and tell him you coming thank you dr. Mehta goodbye goodbye hello everybody I'm back from the pizza shop oh very good dizzy it smells leaving right but boys the food we eat you wanted to see the time machine no then I'm going out to make up Snookie anyway so come with me to the basement and I'll show it to you great talk right behind you golly this is so exciting I never saw a time machine before come out what's going on I know I left the machine right here in the basement that's happened to it then could it be dark I don't see Snookie anywhere either where could he be Oh No I give out he must have sat down in the chair and turned the key activating the machine but I thought he said there was a link in the gas tank dr. he does slurping and that means wherever Snooki is now he won't be able to get back push rookies must lost somewhere in time [Music] hello hello that Unidos is that you I'm sorry but I'm not in right now to speak to you personally you are listening to a recording of my voice on my latest invention an automatic telephone answering machine oh no dr. Minos is in home what am I gonna do it's an emergency in case of an emergency however you'll be able to find me at the arm and terrors that I'll be attending my nephew's wedding Oh your mood Terri's but I don't know where that is you're wondering there the Armand Terrace is it's located or New Utrecht Avenue under the tracks oh good I know where that is it's not too far from here good bye and thank you for calling I sure the factory knows is that that Hassan he's the only one who can fix the time machine and get me back to the future everybody's probably worried sick wondering man I'm totally sick about smoking he probably ran out of gas and doesn't even know it where do you think he could be God Yahweh dr. rebo's what are we gonna do I've got to tink I've got to make a plan to bring schmucky back to the present dizzy you stay here in the mirrors control room and run the penis machine you come up with me to the Attic that's where I have my most powerful computer and the bane has money time work radio transmitter Oh dog can't I come up with you too right now okay doc don't worry about a thing you and schlumpy go upstairs and try to save Snookie I'll stay right here and take care of the meatus alert that's also a big Mitzvah that's right I'm really proud of you and don't worry if you let you know what's happening come on stumpy let's go upstairs - there it goes again I better turn on the screen and see what's going on hey I see three kids sitting on the front steps of a house the computer says it's the kids from the four spice family from Far Rockaway I'm gonna turn up the sound to you what the problem is I'm so excited Dina Patti will be home from work any minute now and today's the day you promised you would take us Toyland me - hello I can't wait till he gets home did you decide what kinds of toys you're gonna ask Patti to get you look hello I wrote down a list of all the toys I'm gonna get on this piece of paper Wow Deena that's a long list I made a list - here take a look hmm yeah this is even longer than mine what about little barrel do you think he knows what to get let's ask him better what kinds of toys are you can ask us to buy you I'm gonna get a and a boat and a plane and we're gonna need a truck to take all these toys home from the store do you really think tots you let us get all those things remember what I told you Deena if we cry and fetch a little butt tachi will give in he always does hey that's not good me toes those kids are being greedy they want their father to buy them everything well I've got the perfect date to play for them right here here it goes I met my good friend mr. Katz yesterday he looked all upset so I started to say things can't be so bad why are you so sad you better tell me right away just as happy as I was before I know your advice I went to all of my kids you went to a store with your girls and your boys and it was a big stir a store filled with toys but I warned you not I know I forgot why it was a day that I did not enjoy I know just what happened don't tell me a thing I know cuz I took my kids the last spring when you got to the store and walked through the door all of your kin the started to like I said to you before never take kids to a store all you're gonna hear is I'm sorry little Shaiful am i a millionaire you already have the Train I know it works just fine you see monopoly right sorry Lucas Fisher Price like I said to you before never take kids to a store all you're gonna hear is why do you need that care ban as one at home I think I'd love to buy it slowly but you don't know we want moment or one check could be one chest we won't ever leave them like I said to you before never take kids to a store all you're gonna hear is they were crying they were shouting why I'll bet one even screamed and you whispered please be quiet we don't want to make a scene so you bought them all they wanted more than you can afford and an hour after you got home they said but kids who have good me those are simply not that way they know how to appreciate whatever comes their way then you could even disregard all that except before and let them come along with you too [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm ripping my - Tara I want to be a kid that has good me nose so I'm only gonna ask Tuffy for one boy me too Oh top TZ let's go oh boy poor Akash M and marvelous ministry Sheen did it again this is great I can't wait to tell dr. me don't see lumpy and Snooki about it that is that is if I ever see Snooki again hey excuse me sir do you know which table dr. meadows is sitting it they must have young men there which side you from the hospital the color well they're really not for me by the way a young man when you come to our wedding you should get dressed a little bit nicer and you certainly shouldn't be wearing a Snickers but I just came here to speak to dr. meadows do you know where he is very important yes yes I think I saw him sitting over there table number 16 pipe next to the bend thank you thank you very much that's right awesome I colored the cosmetics sensor alarm it's a tiny electronic box you stick into a bubble if the part is flashy it starts beeping if anything Norfolk falls into me and if it's a music pop radar second doctor meters vote the little box gets ruined when you put the pot on Guajardo day is me you know I never thought about that excuse me that Toledo's is I'm sorry to interrupt you but I need to talk to you right away [Music] it's me Lucas your beer room Hey I'll see what little their doctor me this I'm going to get a piece of yes I don't know I just started working on crepes link and Santa friends and cooking later amazing you must be telling the truth what did you say your name goes location here room Snooki you better take me right away to this broken time machine we've got to try and fix it we've got to get you back home right away all right stumpy I've just connected the mobilising to the Erebus dioxides how imaginative this should let us communicate which cookie but where is he doctor because I know very instantly he's right here in bottle the correct question is then is he I'm going to use the pain as madam radio to scan through time to find him but first let's see if it works [Music] Capitan the men are tired they want to turn the ships around and go home we are afraid to near Columbus if we go any further we fall off at the end of the earth how many times they do have to tell you the world she's another flat she's around I think but Capitan you're promised us that unless we get a sign up from other heavens we will turn the back and go home today you right a luigi and the Columbus always a keeper his ax promise men you raise it ourselves turn the ships around are we gonna go home oh no dr. Minos if Columbus doesn't discover America oh well you might be I better talk to him under famous man radio but wait a minute the man I hate a voice to come and data from the heavens yes I can I can you hear it that to me a sign from the heavens keepers straight on a course for America America that's a nice name just fine doc I'll talk you later doc let's see what's on the stream it looks like some kids have gotten into trouble and their parents are upset with them I better turn up the sound I don't know what to do with you Devorah you know it's your job to clear off the table why do I have to come into the kitchen and find that nothing's been done and what about you fine I ask you to pack up this forum for our trip to the mountains hours ago why haven't you done it yet why do we always have so many it's not fair yeah my friend label tells me his parents never asked him to do anything hey don't those kids realize there's a midst of Cupid ah flame they should be happy to help their parents I guess I better play them to keep without rain song [Music] we'll call him Tati maybe you say perhaps to you he's daddy or do you call him papa do you call mommy or is she known as Inger it really does not there your mother your father [Music] much I tell you close and drive your tears whatever were scared [Music] worked so hard to give you right from the very start [Music] it's spinning but they love you from [Music] the stage she's covering her eyes as she lights the Shabbos candles you can softly hear her cry Hashem please guide my children everything they do yes even in her prayers she always thinks of you [Music] you think it is unfair if they scold you for our middle time bit of help sit too much too [Music] it's your turn to be on cell it's a chance to let them just how much you and you're proud to let it show [Music] they've been right there your side good times laughing happy crying with [Music] loves you like they do to show them [Music] you can pay me so much too how much you to mommy I'm sorry I'll clear off the table right now and I will try real hard to do all my jobs of that complaining I'm sorry too Tati from now on I'm gonna be the best hopper in the whole world oh boy that song to detract it's so important for kids to think about their parents feelings which mommy how she gonna feel when she finds out that somewhere in time boy I sure hope he's okay that's the house dr. meadows the brand-new one with the for sale sign on the time machine is in the basement hmm it's a nice house you think maybe I should buy it my apartment is too small for all my experiments you know look at the price there on the sign $35,000 for a house and Robert fun get it it's much too expensive yeah but you will buy you talk to me those this is your house in 1988 really I guess I do but enough of that let's go down to the basement I'm gonna take a look at this time machine mmm that killing chair looks just like the one I bought in Gimbels last week it is the same chair dr. meadows give out how did it get run out so fast in only 20 years they don't make merchandise like they used to I tell you with such a Shanda tomatoes please you've gotta see if you can fix it I've gotta get home fast all right all right let me look at this contraption hmm I see this fire goes here and the battery sends its charge to this circuit yes yes I can see how the overdrive is linked to the container and this power which generates five megawatts of hypo electricity yes there's no doubt about it I'm absolutely sure do you mean you can fix it no no no I'm absolutely sure that I can't figure this machine out it's too complicated I'm so sorry please don't cry smokey there must be something we could do very dominate I'll bet the doctor meters in the future is working on a way to get you home that's right I'm sure he's working on some way to communicate with you right now hey how's it going up there what is he up to gosh I sure hope we find Snoopy soon his mother will be here any minute nice I gotta go peasants alert I'll talk to you later slums now let's see what's on the screen hey it looks like a couple of boys with yarmulkes hitting on the city bus at Main Street and jewel Avenue in Kew Garden Hills the computer says the names are Ellie and Mordechai oh no the Russian could grab the only empty seat even though there's a whole bunch of older people left standing that's a terrible foolish M well I know which they could play to them here it goes [Music] you you're on the bus and it's so full there's only one more seat and you rush so fast to grab it leaving others on there you just may not realize they think that you have no respect an awful thing to do when you're in the supermarket Monisha jacquard and it crashes down the Shelf of soda pop no there would not be a mess if you hadn't been so wild and no one would be whispering that glad that's not my child [Applause] [Music] you were at your friend's Bar Mitzvah and you thought you play a joke so you drop the big green olive pink Adalia Epstein's coke the waiter it seems to be a fact that Jewish kids are not so nice they don't know how to act [Music] Applebee's said kindly why [Music] qingxue me jokes back these kids are nothing special shall be saved yourself thank you anybody [Music] excuse me madam would you like to sit down my friends and I don't mind standing Oh shanku Shani it's so nice to see this even today there are still some children with good manners oh boy that song helped those kids do a tradition that's just great now foolish looking to get back then everything would be terrific Snookie you must be very hungry here take this folder and buy yourself a slice of pizza there's a shop right around the corner thank you but dr. Meadows what if dr. Meadows calls when I'm away don't Lally I'm staying in right in but make sure you hurry back as soon as possible I'll be back in a few minutes don't worry thank you such a nice polite boy I could help him I mean he is here [Music] and I'm answering you I'm fine I mean you I mean we're fine I said what minute I think look he just came back Snooky dr. Millis is calling on the radio the meters is that you it's me schnooky please talk to me those you've got to get me home I know your mother will be here any second now to take you to your bar mitzva listen but don't worry okay all you need to do is put some gas in the tank don't have it gas [Music] dr. Nina it's mrs. Shapiro I'm here to pick up sugar cane oh no dr. he knows my mother's here and [Music] [Applause] you're having terrible bleep Snooki wake up what's going on Caminos dizzy slumpy I made it back I was so scared made it back but you didn't go anywhere Snooki that's right you've been sleeping here the whole time Snooki and it's only been for about 20 minutes it's lumpy and dizzy a'right you see professor double-talk called me up just a few minutes ago to tell me that then someone goes to sleep for the first time after becoming visible again they get very strange dreams so he came down here to see if you were all right you mean everything that happened to me was only a dream there really is no time machine time machine you mean you were dreaming about that time machine no of course not nuki only a shell can be in the past and in the future it would be absolutely impossible for a human being to build a time machine so why is this green chair in a plastic bubble and what are all these buttons and dials for you see Snooki this is the chair I use when I need a quick nap and don't want to be disturbed it's my absolutely amazing sleeping machine all you do is turn that red key and you're instantly asleep so I didn't really meet George Washington and you didn't talk to Columbus on your penis man and radio in the Attic Pena's money my radio don't be silly schnoopy of course not and this house doesn't even have an attic I guess you're right it's just that everything felt so real boys let's go upstairs to the marvelous meters mission we have work to do sure thing doc I'm on my way yes nothing but is it I just wanna ask you something where did you buy the screenshare years ago and you see what good shape it's do it by today when you buy a chair it doesn't last more than five years at the most I can be with such a Sunday remember we need something like the membership I got that [Music] so you you've got [Music]