Shmorg 1: Athiest Convention in LA

[Music] [Applause] The plane took off on schedule from LaGuardia on a bright, clear, sunny summer's day. What a cheerful trio they appeared to be. They were off the ground westward bound to the atheist convention in LA. Peter was a lawyer from Manhattan. Mohamad sold cars and sheep said bay and Howard practiced dentistry in wooden mir with the clouds below. They were on the go to the atheist convention in LA. I'm so glad that we'll be staying at the Hilton. I can't wait to spend a day in Disneyland. Did you hear this letting it go? The convention should be absolutely grand. There will be speeches that will ponder our existence. Religious dogma will come under fierce attack. That we all once were planets is our motto. And that big bang's not a theory but a fact. Peter ordered white wine with his dinner. Howard and Mohammed asked for gin. There was aid in the next row eating kosher. Could he be so naive to still believe that someone up there's watching over him? Suddenly there was a big explosion. Everyone began to scream and whale. The plane was in a spin and losing alitude. Pete cried mercy father. And in Hebrew, how it said, I'm so glad to you. Yeah. Heat. [Music] Just before that final awful impact, while everyone was sure that they would die, somehow someway, the engines came to life again just a few yards from the trees with what seemed to be great ease. The pilot flew the plane back to the sky. Everyone gave thanks to God in heaven. It was a miracle that saved us on this day. The turned and asked the trio with a smile. With your true colors showing, "Will you three still be going to the atheist convention in LA? [Music] [Applause] Peter's now a priest in Cincinnati. Mohammed built a mosque in Santa Fe. And Howard is still a dentist out at Woodmir, but now they call him Kyle and Unchaval cuz their brilliant faith ignited while flying on United to the atheist convention in [Music] And on Shabas wears a buried faith ignited while flying on united to to the atheist convention in LA. [Music] more [Music] Shim [Music] shore.