Oorah's Laptop Giveaway Live with Shlomo Hadarshan as Mayor Michael Bloomberg

good morning everyone you should know who I am I am his honorable mayor bloombar I am the most popular mayor working today for the most popular organization now before I tell you my remarks I want all of you to go right now to www.our.org slaptop for a chance to win a free laptop or iPad now if you donate you can win both so take a lesson from me his honorable mayor who got my first terms for free and then for a little bit of money I bought a tharm now to my remarks this city has been privileged for the past 12 years to have me as mayor now I'm going to throw myself a goodbye party where I'm going to present me with a plaque stating all of my achievements there's going to be over a th000 tons of confetti thrown down in my honor we would have liked to have used the snow from all the storms as well but that snow is long gone due to my efficient work as mayor so go now to www.a.org slaptop take that as a direct order from me and me alone those laptops will help you trace all the tickets you've gotten over the past 12 years that I've been in office now I know that a lot of the Hispanic Community is upset at me because of some of the petty silly Health laws that I've initiated but they need to understand do you know that today over 40% of our Hispanic Community is obese the other 60% are still in Mexico so I'd like to say a few words in Spanish to my Mexican voters uh mucho uh gracias the n to be toet my stupido laws voto Mayo fourth term REO free taco chips now I can sit here and talk all day as a matter of fact I'm donating a statute to the city as a gesture it'll be a statue of myself three stories high but I I think I'm going to call out the winner now because I know there's a lineup of many others who want to have the opportunity to speak alongside myself so without further Ado I'm going to call upon the winner winner number one only one laptop or iPad you see this person should have donated then he could have had both yle Cohen from Brooklyn New York I understand he's on the line now yel how are you this is my honor the mayor very good if you vote for me then maybe I'll throw in another one for free best of luck you better luck next time bye-bye now