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Shalom I cannot tell you what a privilege it is to be here today in the warm friendly compounds of the good people at Ura but before I share with you my remarks I want all of you to please go to [Music] www.a.org slaptop for a chance to win free laptop or iPad and for a small donation of a minimum of $36 or more you can win both this is also available on your mobile device which Jew doesn't want to win both so all of you should join right now you know the website www.our.org slaptop now to my comments I cannot tell you how happy I am to be here at Ura where I don't have to break my teeth on Hebrew and um I can share with you my true feelings you know it's no secret that the past 3 years have been clotted in mystery what's his name who is he working for what does he have in store for us if heaven forbid he should win another term the greatest nightmare that happened to our people is that this impostor is now now leading this country we've come to a dead end with the leadership in Washington and so we've had to build other alliances prime minister Harper of Canada was more than welcoming to myself and our delegation he took us for a door of Niagara Falls and as we saw the water gushing down he turns to me with a smile and he says BB you don't have that any Israel do you and I said no we don't we have some good plumbers who can fix that for you now the truth is economically speaking our country is crushed it's terrible one of my former predecessors prime minister olmer suggested that just as America after ending a war with every other country they come in rebuild the country rebuild the infrastructure boost their economy perhaps we should wage more in the United States and thank goodness this was turned down by prime minister shaon for the simple reason this is all good if we lose but what if we win now with me as prime minister today our economy is doing better than ever as a matter of fact if you come to Israel you can amass a small fortune in Israel you just have to come with a large one as for the vision of the Prophet let us hope that batem it'll soon come true the lion shall dwell with the calf you know Senator kry came to visit Israel some time ago and he asked to see the biblical Zo now we didn't know that he meant theet so we actually took him to the G and over there he saw the lion sitting peacefully with a calf side by side and he was astounded he asked how is this possible The Zookeeper replied very simple every day we put a new calf and so I think right now we're going to go to our winner we have it right here winner number two Tora man Cleveland Ohio mazora best of luck Tora you won one laptop or iPad but you still have a chance because for a donation of a minimum of 36 or more you can put in and you can win both so good luck and see you in Israel