Oorah's Laptop Giveaway Live - Exclusive FIVEISH Interview!!

uh hello everybody how are you and my name is El Conan Schwartz here at the deli 52 here in in Borough Park and we have a very special especially for the for the Kindle walk out there we have a very special guest with us here this evening and that is uh five-ish everybody knows him he's very famous it's very exciting and uh soon we're going to have the drawing for the laptop but with us here this evening is five is gonna answer some of our questions uh some Kindle wrote in letters with special questions to fiveish we're going to ask that later but right now we're gonna welcome him in at five-ish good afternoon and how are you oh good afternoon I'm just wonderful and I'm just so happy to be here uh this afternoon in support of Ura Kira and the drawing of the laptop I mean this is so exciting uh Uber is a wonderful organization and their auction which takes place on this Shabbos and you can donate to by uh going online right now at ura.org and I'm entering for only five dollars that's the whole thing five dollars me five-ish etc etc yada yada yada and those are just wonderful things and I'm really happy to be here excellent very good for your words of enthusiasm granted it's interesting it sounds like it sounds like you have a cold it's interesting I also have a cold and uh I guess there must be something going around oh yeah so hun and I've heard that that this allergy season will be the worst allergies for many many many years a very very interesting very interesting tell us in all the things you've done so many uh so many so many so many things for urab all sorts of Michigan five-ish dances and five-ish animations and and what for you of all the many the schmork tales and all those things well for more really what what is the most what is the most meaningful thing that you do oh that's very easy for me to say certainly uh learning with my Torah mate I received a Torah mate uh through Ura and that has certainly most definitely been the most exciting thing for me to do uh I I learn with uh with with Rabbi with Rabbi riceman and and he teaches me so many things uh that I never knew before he teaches me about about Shabbos and about muktsa and about uh and about uhmer oh that was so much fun with a with the lighting of fires all over town it was just wonderful five is a lot of people and that's wonderful that you have a tournament everybody should should have a tobermaid and after you finish giving to the auction after you can call up and maybe get yourself a terror mate and that's nice and it's nice that Rabbi reichman with is so busy running such an organization like uran he still has time to uh to to bring in to learn with you and teach you all these things last year five mission I I don't want to overstep my my role here but last year there was a very disturbing video and it was a lot of the from websites of you in mayesarim and being chased people were trying to to burn you or or things like that and it was very disturbing a lot of people were very concerned about it can you tell us and what happened in over there in in major storm why were they uh why were they trying to chase you like that and what exactly was it that happened after that that's a very good question and and uh you know I'm a little still uh I occasionally will wake up middle of the night uh uh Mrs five-ish will will wake me up because I'm uh having bad dreams about that terrible incident but really it was it was just a misunderstanding you see I was in mayor sharim uh uh uh you know pushing for the uh for the Euro auction which is still only five dollars and you can enter right now at uber.org if you so choose uh and uh and the people in May assured well well they they thought I was a shekel and uh being a shekel and mayor Sharm and and all those connotations uh they really didn't like that at all and that's why they chased me but eventually and this is not on the video uh they caught up to me and we exchanged words uh and they realized that I was actually a five dollar bill and I meant no harm and now we're actually very good friends there is a video of them taking me around uh mayor sharim uh which maybe Ura will put out uh one of these days I don't know speak to uh shmueli Rosenberg and and uh and they'll put out of be going to all the different uh events in mayor Sharma I went to some uh some uh some uh up sharings uh fascinating and uh tishim and things like that and and that was really a wonderful time so all's well that ends well as they say it was really wonderful very very good I I'm very happy to hear that Baruch Hashem you know it worked out possibly some people say there are some detractors out there that uh that that say that because of inflation uh you're really not uh to be to be I don't want to be mean but to be to because of inflation you're really not worth as much as you used to be boy just tisk uh uh this is true inflation uh is a big problem I have very strong views on this uh but the most wonderful thing is that uh even with inflation the uh the Uber auction is still only five dollars so uh your your uh your savings account uh may not be uh matching the rise of inflation with your uh 0.86 yield uh but uh your auction is still only five dollars so while me personally I do uh feel that in a few years I will be useless and uh just obsolete but for Ura uh that will be uh that will just be wonderful that is true the the Euro auction is still only five dollars and you can go right now to uber.org and uh that will be wonderful well he is still uh for a very long time this evening everyone is going to be in next and all sorts of wonderful entertainers you can donate you can get a free laptop a free iPad one of the other both very wonderful five is we're here in Delhi 52 there's so many uh so many different wonderful things I noticed you've been here all day uh trying all the different foods on the menu which is your favorite food in Delhi 52. oh certainly uh the VIP challenge the VIP challenge uh excellent it has a tremendous uh if you if you taste it you can taste the uh the vladoska spice which is very very rich inside uh inside that challenge it has an excellent vladushka with a a bouquet of of beans with a a x excellent uh finish of The Barley taste with the gravy and kishka oh I'm gonna actually go go get some more as soon as we're done here this this is just excellent I mean the food overall I mean oh my goodness I mean just delicious I mean just um ridonculously good we're glad you did it you know five years we gave the opportunity to uh to the Kindle I'm hopefully watching uh to send in their own questions from all over the world we got many hundreds hundreds and and I'll just mention that this uhuri radio than which which there will be fiveish hour the first hour of the UR radiothon will be five-ish hour where the kindergarten can call in to the radio and speak to vivish live on the radio and maybe even win a bunch of fabulous prizes but we gave them an opportunity to ask some questions this is a first question a dear fibers and what is your opinion of the sheriff crisis a sequester and do you think the FED will raise interest rates from Flatbush well those are all really good questions as far as the of Crisis I I really don't know uh the sequester certainly uh certainly a very serious issue and uh and and will the FED raise into well that's well well that's a very good question another question we have here we have here some more questions from the Kindle dear five is we love you so very much it's a wonderful et cetera et cetera Etc I really like the smorg tales CD I got it as a prize from my Rebbie is it really a true story uh Shira Stern Toronto oh absolutely I mean uh the smorg tales CD is a is a totally true story um uh every single part I mean maybe there was one part in the a scene in the cab over there where he where he actually takes a cab to the airport to JFK uh and no one does that anymore so that that's obviously made up but everything else uh in in the story is absolutely true I stand by it 100 um dear five is uh do you like working for urab have you ever worked for another organization uh David Friedman age 11 Brooklyn oh I just I love working for Ura Ura is uh is is is just a wonderful organization as I've said many times I have never considered working for another organization I at one point entered into uh negotiations with Geico to uh to to work with that organization as well as with but uh that of course that didn't work out and and we know the rest of the story how uh that lizard guy got gets all the publicity but but I'm very happy uh doing kirov uh and uh very happy with it and I just want to tell um all the kinderlach out there who are in the park of Boro to please come to 13th Avenue and 52nd Street right in front of Deli 52 we have uh we have a magician we have people on stove it's like a whole circus here I mean it's a it's ridiculous uh there's uh they're stilt Walkers and fire eaters and and and and snake Charmers and balloons uh giving out balloons uh so come on down to 52nd Street and 13th Avenue to Delhi 52 and you can have a wonderful time uh some more questions over here from from the Kindle lock um uh dear five is can you come to visit my Yeshiva as real greenberger from Lakewood well uh if it's okay with your roshishiva I would recommend you call Uber and get in touch with Rabbi Mintz and uh and see if that could be arranged I love to go to yeshivas yeshivas are wonderful to see the kinderlock learning Torah uh and I and I would come and maybe you could teach me something I was fascinated by the whole log bomber thing uh when I was younger and I would make fires I would get in trouble for this and the idea of having a ayanta for everybody just just burns stuff I mean fascinating not just wonderful so uh certainly any any any possible uh uh learning uh would be would be just wonderful uh let's see some more questions over here uh dear fives how come you only have four fingers asha's Alec fromowitz Lakewood New Jersey now that that is come to think of it a very good question considering your name and uh and the wall that's an excellent question uh unfortunately I'm not at Liberty to reveal that because that is the subject of next year's schmort Tales uh CD uh we are going to tell you that story which is a is actually a very lengthy story it has a lot of uh uh there's a lot of reasons why I have only four fingers which is true as you can see four fingers one two three four and with my name being fiveish and whatnot and how you uh that is is confusing and and you'll have to wait till next year's more Tales which you can get next year by donating money to a resorction God willing Bezos Hashem and uh we'll you'll hear the story about how come I only have four fingers what happened to my fifth finger where is it now there's some good stuff there a very good very good five is I'm just looking for some more more questions over here that we have uh let's see uh five is looking for fingers fiscal cliff okay dear five is my Webby gave me ten dollars of Hanukkah Guild and I changed it for a five-ish Mandy Reese from Kensington oh that's just wonderful I mean uh that's that's just uh that's just amazing what are the other characters uh that you that you that you do you have other voices and how does it how does that happen you have a uh it's not a good question there's one that you have you have different the five-ish characters in The animations one talks like this one is a little bit Casitas one is a little bit litfish one is a little bit how do you do this thing well the truth is that that's all done by machine I have something called a voiceinator uh which is very expensive uh very expensive uh there are only uh a five voiceenators that are actually exist in the world and uh Ura was a privilege to to buy one of the voice innaters for me and basically what I'll do is I'll go into my studio uh and I'll sit down and I'll have the voice saying it right now as a big a green dial it's not they're not all green mine is green of course and uh and uh I'll turn it let's say I want to do uh uh a person a voice so um I'll I'll turn the dial to Hasidic person voice and I'll push the uh the big green button uh and and I'll start talking uh like a considered person or or French I'll put it on a French person and I'll turn it and as a matter of fact I have it inside here right now and and it if I turn it to friends and I take a deep breath is and as you see uh I'm able to to do that as I I put that back now now it doesn't help me actually understand the language uh what I actually just said was um uh I have cheese on my nose uh which is which is which won't get you far and and if you were actually to travel to France but that's what it is it's the voicinator it's very it's interval uh marvelous a machine and and of course there's um there's kind of secular versions and I have a a more uh uh from you know as uh Israeli person uh and it has uh uh uh uh some some persons and uh and it's it's a wonderful machine I recommend uh if you call in maybe we can arrange that uh we can bring it to your Shiva and everybody could have a chance with a voice in it excellent five is thank you so much for being here this evening um and now I would like to tell you all all the Kindle work out there to come down to Delhi 52 here in Firefox we have in the next hour at the six o'clock hour we have a rabbi yitzy herbs who's coming he's going to tell a very tremendous Spicer he's very good Meister teller and he's gonna he's gonna do that uh very at six o'clock or if you look watching at home you turn it back on at six o'clock and you'll see a rabbi gets the herbs later I think at seven there's gonna be a magician that's going to be here and all sorts of people until until 11 o'clock we're here every hour on the hour so you should for sure and make arrangements uh for that and and most definitely most importantly you should give to the to the uro auction which is which is very important and now uh I'm going to let the I'm going to let the five-ish tell you the winner the winner if you put it for the auction you can win every hour we're giving away a laptop or an iPad if you put in forty dollars you can win both a lot of people that get picked but they don't they only win one they can choose the left off and I said they're very confusing which one do you which one do you choose this can resolve that issue if you make a donation you'll know exactly who it is and so the winner at the five o'clock hour I'll let uh five-ish tell you is him excuse me this is a this is not the river this is the winner five minutes would you like it would you like to like to tell us there were gerts are from Baltimore amid Maryland from Baltimore Maryland Sarah Gertz you have won a choice a choice you have given I I think it says that a choice yes you have you should you should uh you should you can have a choice of either getting a a laptop or an iPad if you uh if you uh and that's wonderful so Sarah Gertz congratulations Mazel Tov and everybody I beseech you I behoove you to call up urah and donate some of your hard-earned money to Ura because we do care of Rakim with your money and it's so wonderful tune in back again at at six o'clock forever yitzy herbs or better yet come down in person to Delhi 52 eat some of that VIP challenge I mean that is just delicious and it's at half price at Delhi 52 so you can come down here and have yourself a wonderful supper everything is half price uh that's what I'm being told I heard that that was cleared with the owner of this store and uh and uh and and there's magicians and all sorts of things thank you very much tiskela mitzvahsoi Chavez on the radio for the Ura Chinese auction thank you so much fibers it's a really wonderful having you here today I hope you know I haven't seen you in so long it's been such a long time since you last met I hope it's not so long again I hope to see you again in the future yeah