Oorah's Bagel DVD: Marvelous Middos Machine Episode 1

to all you boys and girls out there hi my name is Jordan I am 11 years old I live in Bon or has helped me go to Yesa I have learned Torah mitzel and of course K do or's boys are is the best camp in the world they teach me good mid and how to be a true Torah Jew I hope you enjoy this video and remember be alert [Music] hurry up chooki light that match I'm trying I'm trying Dr meos but it's raining so hard come on shooki hurry up come on please light the fuse I got it shnookie start the countdown and dizzy yeah dog hurry hurry get into the satellite sure thing Doc did you remember to put the salami sandwiches in of course of of course hurry up he get in what about my sitter I've got the say you know wa everything's there just get in and put on your seat Bel a satellite has taken off it's really climbing fast the neighborhood way down below still shaken from the blast and in the MEO satellite Dizzy's all alone going round and round up there cuz space is now his home Up Up and Away a water special day Dr M had invented some you have never seen Up Up and Away oh what ESS special day is the absolutely [Music] Marvel Dizzy's up in orbit he's ready for the flight turning all the dials and watching all those flashing lights shnookie and the doctor will be working down below pushing all the buttons that make the thing go up up and away oh what AAL day abely good morning welcome to the 6:00 morning news Henry whiffin fifle reporting our lead story this morning concerns an unexplained and mysterious blast that occurred only a few hours ago at the corner of 14th Avenue and 56th Street in the burrow Park section of Brooklyn New York at this time no one knows what caused the blast and the only Clues police have been able to find are are three new bottles of ketchup sitting on the sidewalk next to the burn mark in other news this morning police are still searching for 17 monkeys that escaped from the Central Park Zoo police believe that the monkeys are hiding out somewhere in the park in the burrow of Queens angry Shoppers at the Q Garden Hills A&P are demanding an explanation why there are no bananas in the fruit section store officials have no answer to the mysterious shortage and are scratching their heads for an explanation shnookie yes Dr MOS we did it no one's saw the rocket we have launched our satellite yeah we did it we really did it uh why did we do it shnookie don't you realize what we can do now with our me headlight we can now see whenever Jewish boys and girls are about to make a mistake with their mid and before they do we can help them with the marvelous mid machine oh boy Dr MOS that's great uh but what are MOS what are mid shooki mid are what's that oh boy shnookie that's the tulor telling us that the mid satellite is in Orbit dizzy dizzy can you hear me I hear you just fine hey Doc do you realize that I'm the first yesima buer in outer space wow what a view dizzy is the satellite working all right everything's fine up here doc but uh you sure you packed the ketchup I can't find it anywhere I know I'm I'm I'm so sorry but I have a surprise for you look in the glove compartment oh boy I love surprises wow my favorite food chocolate ricles geez thanks Doc well I'll talk to you later over and out okay shnookie it's time to turn on The Marvelous Med machine is it this button yeah that's the one it's not working something is wrong H I must have forgotten to connect the SR to the grabs link no they connected Dr need maybe I got the hypercharge the vising no that that's okay too Dr it must be a loose fire in the cook mey can't you see I'm busy don't you have to put in the plug the plug the plug oh the the plug yes shooki put it into the ball get out it's working Vos alert Vos alert already this alert what are we going to do don't vooki the computer will tell us everything we need to know just watch the screen hey I see a little boy and a little girl they're sitting at a kitchen table eating breakfast who are they Dr MOS V Hing the computer will tell us aha it says their names are meny and Miry they're twins and they are 6 years old stooky turn up the sound I want to hear what they are saying Mary I'm going to have corn flakes do you want some too yeah I want you to pour me a lot Mary please go get the sugar [Music] okay give me the sugar I want to pour it no you pour the cornflakes I want to pour the sugar okay you pour but make sure you give me a lot I'll go get the [Music] milk Mary it's too heavy come help okay you got it you sure you got it now lift it up careful careful what are we going to do I don't know but mommy is going to be so angry let let's go back to bed but Mommy's going to want to know who did it well I won't tell if you won't tell shnookie did you hear that yeah Dr mles myty and Miri are about to tell a lie quick turn on the sound projector Ator and aim it at the kitchen I'll get the mems tape ah here it is shnookie put it tape in and press this send button okay Dr MOS what's that mey I don't believe it there's music coming out of the cornflakes box who spilled the milk on the kitchen floor not me not me who took a pen and wrote on the wall no it was not me who let in the neighbor's cat not me not me and who sat on my shar's hand no it was not [Music] me never tell a lie hasem knows just what happened there's no reason to deny honesty is Ms make sure all your words are true so AB IMA and Hashem will be so proud of you I spilled the milk on the kitchen floor and I drew the picture on the wall I let in the neighbor's cat and I was the one who squished your hat me tear never tell a lie knows just what happen there's no reason to deny honesty is Ms make sure all your words are true so [Music] mommy Mendy Mary yes Mommy who spilled the milk on the kitchen floor we did Mommy well you both know where the shmatas are please go get some and wipe up the mess you made [Music] okay but Mendy Mary I want you to know I'm very proud of you for telling the truth shnookie it works did you see how that song made them tell the truth I'm so excited Dr this is terrific you know all the kids need is just a little reminder now and then Dr meos yes Snookie what is it I'm hungry do we have any cornflakes boy Dr MOS must be so tired he fell asleep right here at the computer I'm going to move him over here and put him on the bed there Dr meos I'll take care of everything oh oh no what am I going to do if there's a MOS alert I saw Dr MOS run the machine but I never did it by myself alert what am I going to do alert when Dr MOS heard the alert last time I think he pushed this yellow button oh no that's the popcorn machine oh wait it says on the screen push the green button yeah that's the right one here comes the picture it looks like the young boys from the neighborhood playing baseball in the [Music] park come on we need a are stay one he missed that by mile he's going to strike out for sure R quiet someone will hear you you can do it you can do it stay right to a he can't tip for beans Ruan please Z's going to hear you come on St out see see I told you so Z is coming he'll hear you I don't care if he hears me we never should have picked him for the team he never gets a hit poor zman that ruen really hurt his feelings he's going home by himself all alone with his head down if Ru knew how bad salmon feels he never would have said those things I've got to show ruen what he did wait a minute what's this orange button it says mind reader I can send zman's thoughts right over to Ru Ru who's that Ru there's something I want you to hear who's talking to me what's going on just listen ruen you really need to hear this I always try so hard to do my very best but I never learned how to play the game so why does everybody make so much fun of me I'm feeling so ashamed oh how I wish someone would be my friend and accept me for the way I am and together we could play and share if only somebody would [Music] care zman zman wait up I have to tell you something what are you want Ruan Zan I'm really sorry for making you feel bad I realize now what I did was wrong I shouldn't have said those things I'm sorry too Ruben what are you sorry about zon I'm sorry I struck out oh don't worry about that Salon it was only a game and that's not important let's be friends you mean it ruane really sure I do as a matter of fact I'm going to show you how to hold the bat so that next time you'll hit a home run okay oh boy great wellow look what I did I got zman and ruven to be the best of friends and I did it all by myself I'm a genius I'm really great I'm really terrific me shnook Shiro aler oh noos alert I wonder who did something wrong this time hey that's me on the screen and the computer says to play the GU uhoh I guess I better play it hey there Mr show off you think you're really great now listen Mr show off you're making a mistake hey there Mr Gyver you think you're really hot now listen Mr Gyver I'm sorry but you not hey there Mr Mountain standing there so tall don't brag because you think you're big you're not that big at all cuz there's a tiny Mountain that said it wasn't High that's why we got the to on littley night the toyra says be humble in everything you do if you're strong or smart or beautiful it's not because of you all the good things that we have come from above a of knows Hashem is giving him these gifts with love [Music] hey there Mr show off you think you're really great now listen Mr show off you're making a mistake you're making a mistake you're making a mistake you're making a mistake what Snookie Snookie how did I get into this bed uh you were sleeping in the chair so I put you there Dr MOS but what is all this popcorn doing around me I'm buried in popcorn I guess I turned on the popcorn machine by accident when you were asleep Dr meidos I forgot to turn it off I'll turn it off now what vote are we going to do about this mess I'm going to eat it all up shnookie there's somebody at the door who could it be I don't know Dr MOS who is it open up this is the police I better get the door Snookie yes what is it officer is this your house sir yes it is officer is is there something wrong there are some very big antennas on the roof of this house to they belong to you yes they do do you have a license for all this equipment a license I didn't know I need a license well then I'm sorry sir you'll have to take down those antennas and shut off your computers right away you mean turn off The Marvelous meos machine what kind of machine did you say alert what's that come in officer let me show you what the marvelous mid machine can do Dr m I see two boys on the screen they're at the Zoo look at that big gorilla hey the boys are walking over to the hippopotamuses turn up the sound shnookie Barrow look at that funny looking hippo he's waking up and coming out of the water wao I never saw anything so fat before in all my life slimy hey barel do you still have that water gun I got you for Hanukah oh yeah slimy I got it right here in my pocket oh good give it to me okay slime here it is thanks Barrow hey slimy what are you going to do with my water gun I'm going to screw that hippo till he gets back into the water hey don't do that you you leave that hippo alone that's t shnookie they can't hear you let's play theal tape that'll stop them you you mean that you can stop those boys from here in this room sure officer just watch don't squ that hippo is singing I'm a hippopotamus from my top to my bottom and I know oh I'm pretty ugly and fat though there's not much I like to do except to sleep the whole day through all the hipopotam I have hippopo feelings too all the hippopotamuses and hipopotam Masters have hipop feelings [Music] soy what are you doing I'm letting out the water from your gun I don't want to hurt the hippo's feelings let's go buy some peanuts and feed the elephants I'm going to be real nice to animals from now on that is amazing this machine is really marvelous I'm going to let you keep these machines going keep up the good work bye-bye goodbye goodbye officer thank you duck Hey Duck could you hear me I can hear you dizzy what's up doc what's that what what what's that red and black thing I see out the window I don't know what does it look like it's too far away I can't see it clearly but I think it's coming towards me dizzy don't worry it's probably just a shooting star or a comet okay doc whatever you say I just thought I'd let you know over and out alert alert quick we have work to do what do you see on the screen it looks like a mailman with a big package walking up to somebody's front door the computer says that house belongs to the Fel family in flet Bush shnookie turn up the sound I got a package here for uh Chia and Leah from Mill haa Leia there's a package for you I think it's your Hanukah present from Bubby and Zade in Miami oh boy let me open it Mommy it's so big wow it's beautiful what is it it's a computer children and you can learn all kinds of things with it you can even play games with it can we play with it now please okay have fun kids I'm going to the kitchen to make supper wow look at all these different games let's play this number game Leia no haa let's do this spelling game it's much more fun Mommy what's the problem mommy Leia won't let me play with the spelling game mommy is trying to tell me what to do she never lets me play with what I want I can't believe it you just got this present and already you're fighting over it okay that's it I'm turning off the computer both of you go to your rooms oh Mommy boy Dr MOS haa and Leia just can't seem to get along that's right shooki kids are not supposed to argue and fight like that we better play them the shom tape what a terrible thing what a terrible sight when people just argue and bicker and fight they cry and they fetch they holler and Shout that just isn't what the Tira about Char is peace and Char is the way [Music] sh seeks peace every day he always is quick to forget and forgive and that's how Hashem wants us to live isace and shall the way shall seeks peace every day he always is quick to forget and forgive and that's how I sh wants us to live ha you can play with your number game I don't want to fight anymore I don't want to fight anymore either we'll take turns and we'll both have fun boy Dr MOS that Shalom song really works haa and Leia are going to play so nice together from now on hey dog can you hear me I hear you dizy what is it you know that red and black thing I told you about it's getting closer I think it's some kind of spaceship it's still too far away to tell for sure me a spaceship I don't like the smell of this I don't smell anything what's so bad doc I wouldn't mind some company and besides maybe they have some ketchup be careful up there dizzy and let me know if anything new happens okay doc talk to you later over and out Dr MOS what's this tape over here oh F shnookie I'm so sorry I was supposed to play you that tape to show you what MOS are but I know what MOS are now good MOS are When someone tells the truth doesn't ever embarrass anybody isn't a show Warf is even nice to animals and of course never ever gets into fights I'll bet there are lots of other good MOS too shooki I'm really proud of you you understand what mid are all about uh Dr meos I'd still like to hear that tape could I listen to it anyway of course shnookie it's a great song I'd like to hear it myself [Music] Like a Bird Without its wings or a bell that doesn't ring like a plane without a pilot or a heart that does not beat like soup without a bowl or a bagel with no hole a Jew without good meos is simply incomplete meos are the way we and how we think and feel the Torah shows us just what we should do so if you want to do what's right and really be a mench you've got to have good needles through and through like a candle with a flame or a picture in its frame like sailing on the sea beneath the sky without a cloud loud like a bottle filled with wine or a clock that's right on time a Jew that has good MOS can stand up tall and proud MOS are the way we act and how we think and feel the to shows us just what we should [Applause] do so if you want to do what's right and really be a men You' got to have [Music] and alert another mid alert what do you see on the screeni I see two boys one of them is hiding in a closet it looks like they're playing hide and go seek H the computer says their names are Shimon and Yehuda Shimon is 5 years old and Yuda is seven please turn up the sound shnookie okay here it goes One Mississippi 2 Mississippi 3 Mississippi ready or not here I come I'm getting warmer you're in the closet gotcha okay UDA you got me now it's your turn to hide I'm going to start counting One Mississippi do Mississippi shim Yehuda mommy's very tired and needs to take a nap could you boys please play very quietly so I can get some rest okay mommy we'll be quiet hey Shimon what do you want to do I don't know what you want to do I want to read that new ALU we just got but you who that I didn't know how to read so good don't worry Simon I'll read to you thanks Yuda I don't understand it Dr MOS Yuda and shim aren't doing anything wrong as a matter of fact they're being very very good by letting their mommy sleep and helping each other why did the MOs alert go off is The Marvelous MOS machine brok hey Doc hey Doc can you hear me what di it dizzy doc the whole satellite is shaking something's wrong nothing's working right the satellite must be on the blink that's why we got a wrong Med Alert about you hudo and Jim wow look at the size of that thing F thing thing that red and black thing it's a gigantic spaceship it's got a big steel mouth with iron tee the mouth it's opening oh no it's going towards me oh no no it's going to swallow up the whole satellite let me out of here get me out of here Doc it's St me goodbye doc dizzy dizzy where are you dizzy come in who what was that noise I say is me I give out it's him the meanest nastiest sneakiest man in the whole wide world it's Dr Doin What does he want from us Dr MOS shook he can't stand it whenever boys and girls do mitv and have good Midas he's trying to stop us from helping them who look at the screen who's that that's him that's right MOS it's me my doomed spaceship has swallowed up your Meo satellite and your little friend dizzy is my prisoner your marvelous meos machine will never work again mean man you you let dizzy go right away or else or else I'm what are we going to do dros my friend what are you going to do about it you'll never stop me no Doom you can't win good Midas will always defeat a man like you no meidos this time I've got you for sure noie turn off the machine I don't want to hear that voice I've got to think I've got to make a plan Dr meas what are you going to do quick shnookie get me the telephone book telephone book who are you going to call Dr MOS don't you worry about a king shnookie where is that telephone once in for all I'm going to put a stop to Dr D I've got a plan boy have I got a plan the way we act and how we think and feel the T shows us just what we should do so if you want to do what's right and really be uned you got to have good need through and you got to have good need through and [Music]