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[Music] Inc is sponsored by vladka spice make every day a vladka day L has not been approved for Mass consumption by the FDA excessive use may cause giddiness dizziness light sensitivity spontaneous singing elevated and welcome to in I am the AI n today we are preparing my famous goulash and for special surprises I'm going to share with you my secret ingredients the secret ingredient is we interrupt this program to bring you a special News Bulletin from Ura news we now have a uh breaking news report from Brooklyn New York we are receiving unconfirmed reports that a Kusa tumult has broken out midman in Yeshiva base hen again we want to stress that these reports are as of yet unconfirmed for more on this story as it develops we go to ur news Senor correspondent Jeff Miller live in Brooklyn Jeff oh yeah uh fiveish at this point we still know very little but my sources inside base Hena tell me that indeed ausa TL has broken out mid man at this time we have no idea how big the tumml is or what caused it only that it was entirely unexpected uh fiveish we're going to move toward Bas hener right now to see if maybe we can find out some more so we're just trying to maneuver ourselves closer to base Hena here and as you can see I mean the tumml excuse me is just it's just astounding we're just going to try excuse me ch ch di smar uh excuse me this woman is actually a neighbor to the ASA so tell us what you know I Mish I Mish had no idea there was anything coming everything seemed perfectly normal my son my little one he's very clug he told me said ma things are very tense in Benta but uh I was like but what could he possibly know and and look it's terrible tummel disaster that was our correspondent Jeff Miller in Brooklyn we are trying to make sense of this astounding development and with us to brief us on the status of the tumult is expert senior distinguished person Dr Alec Greenberg PhD thank you for joining us on such short notice Dr Greenberg so Dr Ellen what exactly happened here oh well uh fiveish this is very exhilarating for the scientific Community as as you can probably imagine as you can see here the epicenter started from inside the the base medish rading outward towards the asa's exterior which is the chaotic scene we just witnessed uh this is incredible as you know since the opposite uh is what usually occurs is there any word on what caused the Tom actually fiveish we have just gotten word that the entire incident was a direct result of the appointment of Reb YF velv at Yeshiva base hen oh I think you're referring to the position of assistant nightsat CH yes exactly now we all know that rub Ville presents a very impressive resume he has been groomed from this position for a long time and we're getting live feed from the Yeshiva where they are handing over the legendary Kota of Base hench's assistant sh whereb Vel has extreme qualifications for this position uh over the course of his career he's a crw over a 300 blot holds the record for the longest time spent on a toist uh holds an unprecedented 15 St and is 12 and three in MIM with hisus of course there was the well publicized Scandal back in 03 where he was caught using an art schol gmar to prepare for cheer oh we all remember that yes well that did sent him back a bit but overall he remains a very good candidate thank you for joining us Dr Greenberg well it's madcap events like this to make you glad to have some steady things to depend on in life like ura's auction still only $5 a prize enter now at .org for a chance to win over $200,000 in prizes check out the bonus prizes and free gifts you got to be in it to win it so after a quick break we'll be uh back here at Ura News headquarters to cover the continuing crisis of TL 2012 we'll have representatives from both taster choice and escafe here with us and we'll ask them some pointed questions about whether they were truly ready to deal with this crisis that's coming up next don't go away stay tuned [Music]