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"Jewish Geography" Challenge with Jake Turx

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hello and welcome to the UR studios in beautiful downtown Lakewood New Jersey where we are about to partake in the first ever Jewish geography challenge right here alongside me are going to be a few contestants and in the time a lot to us we are going to figure out just how many people we know in common just like we do at weddings only this time with an hourglass and a 5minute timer episode sponsor Ed by Ur ra auction only $5 a prize Shalom Al Alum Shalom who are you Uncle Mike I'm Uncle Sam nice to meet you I heard of him too but I'm real and I don't charge you taxes okay whose uncle are you that your Uncle Mike H it's a nickname I was given in yiva I was Uncle I was Uncle Mike before as an uncle by my friends in yiva way way back all right well hey I like Mike and uh you had me at Uncle so you know I'm not Uncle Sam I kind of figured that out the beard yeah the beard is a little bit different the trim and you who are you Jake to just a guy just a guy okay where do you live Lakewood New Jersey where in Lakewood Village Park there are members of my sh from SIM Kabam who uh oh simam Bingo dear friend M and my R if you're here for 12 years you very well may have eat Uncle Mike steak sandwich wait but isn't there another Uncle Mike's restaurant somewhere no there's an Uncle Mike's gun shop in the midwest I found that out when I wanted to incorporate um um which lawyers did they use or you use I used I don't remember who I used back then some lawyers in town I know I know real topz ah topz yes I do know uh topz time is up that was great time went by so fast is that is that got lots of connections yeah M this segment brought to you by Mike's Chicken Mike's they're not Uncle Mike's TM okay coming up next a wonderful young contestant not sure if I've ever met him before we're about to find out Sean is that your brownfeld I know big fan big fan but you're supposed to tell me that you are from mty where mty where mty foret area okay like the cemetery over there there there have you ever DED by Rabbi M with a show uh once or twice yeah good so you know RAB Mas is no I don't know him have you ever met Rabbi M nope okay so do you know any people are buried at the cemetery uh no what what are you doing in Lake you're married you're bucker not inmg you're BMG okay who do you know BM Oh My there's only 8 and a half thousand people there no bigot you know um who do you know from La I know every single guy in BMG from La so this is this is like a cash count go this is the guy Rafi Le yes I know Rafi I know because uh I used to know him as Rafal so now he's ra there's a guy makaka yes next um yakada of course you know guys wow they're all my roommates actually oh yeah send them all except for Yari Yi okay do know for my orim orim of course I was 's counselor I was counselor oh yeah sure who else you know in La this is this is this is really it's really paying off um I mean I know a guy cing and a guy har was put that one you know you know Klein in a lot of in a lot of places yeah I know a lot of Klein you know Isaac Klein from Flatbush oh we're not going to do this if you want to go that way my mother my mother's made name is Schwarz you know you know made name is Schwarz yeah but now we're from originally monis monis mon Kisco Schwarz I have an uncle Schwarz from manisco who does not live there anymore does your Schwarz still live manisco my grandfather uh definitely does live there yeah and time is up ah we were on to something we were on to something but that is time okay so that would be maybe a third of a ding not even half it's great meeting you I know let's see what the next contestant knows sh which is your first name and which is your last name it's a big question a lot of times someone comes over he's like you're Hershey yeah what's your last name but uh it's p last name is hery okay where do you live I'm from Idaho Idaho the street not the state and where's this Idaho Street it's in p p I have two uncles there RAB rner yes is brother bendy rner yes all right beautiful do you know any of their children uh Shak good okay so they're all my cousins how you related to the rers I'm third cousins through my father's side second cousins through my mother's side and third cousin and first cousins through my wife my children are their own fourth cousins and I am my own third cousin once removed that you for yourself how yov rner yes ruen yes no is there there is a though Moi there's a moi oh my gosh if I leave one out they are going to this own they're all my counselors in Camp they're all your counselors in Camp I mean not some of them you needed so many people to like like look at these guys are sitting around the shabas table talking about like how their weak was being your counselor cuz that's the only thing guys talk about about the show stles you know any from singers personally or any from producers composers in any any one in the in the music world I was neighbors with SCH for a little bit but you see was next to his okay youing dasco he's a he's he's a vision of my father's vision of that's Vision yeah of course I per him last year I became a vis ofid good of which which of the r they eat ice cream after Ben after benching that's true yeah yeah only thing yeah actually actually that's that's that's not entirely accurate they don't need ice cream after benching because by then the ice cream already melted and they just don't eat it no they're just like uh oh ice cream yay let's bench it's like okay we bench e so they don't eat ice cream after benching but uh they intend to so and time is up ooh okay that was a good place to end that okay it's been a pleasure been y it has thank you very much for joining us and it's all mine all right next time with that let us uh get ready to introduce our very next contestant Shalom Alay Alum Shalom Princess Diana how are you my name is Hill vov I just happen to be in the area and I see you're doing something interesting and I always like to be involved in something interesting Jake Turk senior White House correspondent for Amy magazine and uh long I want you to know my house was painted green so I am the senior representative from the greenhouse hey White House greenhous which White House now let's try to see how many people we can find that we know in common Well if I knew your real name I would know you but I don't my real name is aak tur you said yarmo you're a writer know I guess so do you know Mor I know other he's a great humorist is he a real person person oh we've never met I'd like to meet him I hear a theory that it's actually four different people writing the same article and then a fifth one who actually just cuts out those articles and then resubmits his own under their name it could be I I I really enjoy his stuff I I don't but you don't know schm okay let's jump to Cleveland yeah okay I was there for a couple days to cover the Republican convention there was a family greenburger that I stayed by sure you know that you have green Burgers so sign Shar here in town so I hope you know them and oh so the hims yeah I know the scores keis of course sweet guy and time is up thank you very much for bearing with us thank you for watching and uh good night good luck see you next time so Abraham Lincoln did you know him yes or no