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hey
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when i first heard your song um stand up
when i saw it on youtube i thought it's
like somehow liner stand up i was like
oh wow and i hear some stand up from
zombieliner
i clicked there it's like oh there are
some voices like typo like another here
goes another guy he's charading around
i thought you're gonna come with
something original
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yeah yeah
everything's okay rock and roll
you had a song called mahar you know
jumping around yeah thanks for the
umbrella yeah and you had a song haiyan
like
what's next esmal
how do you feel right now did you come
up with that yourself it's not like
you just said i'm scared come up with
that joke what did the
the the jewish singer's mother say to
him
what what wait wait drumroll or
something
don't you lie lie lie to me
hey there it is there it is wow
what does this buddy can't do comedy
singing rapping
wow was honest he couldn't rap don't
give him up his rapping was a disgrace
clap your hands leave it up
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strong finish strong finish you buy
glasses by hudex classes
what are you doing your promotion for
your
are you kidding me right now
what are you doing hoodix eyewear
seeing in style hello meow mart
fresh as always
indeed morty you have a voice that's one
in a million
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and yes i have dance moves that are not
exactly
brilliant
and i know i'm gasping for air while
you're rocking your moves
but i have three special words
18 million views
i
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we get it you think i want to finish
this up so i can go all right
my friend's at home i want to tell you
something very interesting
catch your breath benny catch your
breath
nobody has time for that morty shapiro
actually wrote a song based on the story
that happened between us
and i'll tell you that story now very
briefly
a while ago morty came over to me and
said to me listen
i have a problem and he said these words
walking down the street i look alive no
one knows what's going on inside
so much i cannot do i just want to be
more like you
does it even pay to try so i said the
true story
morty what are you talking about
you're one in a million
very cute
there we go here we go let's talk about
your song asia's kyle
okay for a minute i don't have an asia
style
that was a trick question i know you
don't have asia's kyle we actually
wanted to set you up with
somebody okay is she isaac is she here
is she here isaac she doesn't want to
come
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why do they call you only a two-hit
wonder
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you have so many beautiful songs the
list goes much longer
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um
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i don't know it's got to be at least one
more
there's got to be another song
if you can think of one then sing along
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when are you going to retire when you
run out of peru's names
cruise bowl cruise control what's next
ted cruz that's funny what are you going
to record a
a single a cover a wrap cover i think i
just might
i think i just might 18 million views
well i think if you combine all of
morty's videos together you get close
you know yeah
benny tell them your secret about 18
million views tell them that website you
were telling me about
buy views mayor kate oh you know
that magic sauce just goes that magic
sauce it's all about who you know
it's like for 5.99 not 500 500
5.99 17 million
views that's true
now you know morty let's talk afterwards
i can tell you a second or two
incredible job morty and betty 18
million
hello
yeah alvin freed could come on the show
okay so tom could he come could he come
today
you can come now okay one second okay
thanks for coming should i are you
serious right now thank you i'll see you
well thank you
i need to i i need uh details and i'm
freed