Mitzvah Blvd. on the "Country Yossi Radio Show"

[Music] and now live from 13th Avenue it's the country Yi [Music] show country country country y he'll make you laugh and'll you smile sit back and relax and join us for a while country country country it's country country hi everybody this is country Yi and welcome once again to the country YY show where tonight we bring you almost an hour of music Manic excitement and mind Bley mishas live in our Studios tonight a very special guest we have Kim hitz Mitzvah Boulevard Fame and of course his partner and uh partner in crime we call it Yankee title Bome is here as well and we are going to have a very special show it's Adan so we're getting in a Pur mood here welcome to the show thank you and uh you claim your country usy fan number one I imagine Yankees number two and uh you're challenging our listeners our callers out there tonight to um give you any line from a country Yi song and you will give him the second line sure or aan Tui line or a kivan Tui too I mean Hesh you got to be impressed you know this guy that puts out this beautiful video here Mitzvah Boulevard that's selling like hot cakes It's featured on the country of country usy family magazine it's all over the place they're flying off the shelves and I just called them out of the blue to congratulate him on uh putting out this great video and he says you know you I grew up with you we know I know every song that you ever wrote I said come on every song he said I Dare You challenge he challenges me to say any line I did I came up with the weed lines he knew right away the next line I was shocked I Sleep Country I wake up in the morning you know what I hear yeah oh man I'm going to have to let them challenge me let them challenge you here all done this in a while still a little rusty I I I also I also Sleep Country it's called a nightmare it's called the number here was 85 12010 if you want to challenge 718 85120 if you stump him you get an automatic DVD Mitzvah Boulevard that's right it's that easy come up with any country I song give him one line he'll tell you the next line H time out time out what I got I was listening to I we my father actually came to my house on chabas and I said oh country us he called me and I was nailing his lines you know every single one of them so he says so he starts singing me a song I said I've never heard that before he says what do you mean that's country Yi K and Tuki come back I said t I was in zal I was a big grown boy I should be listening to KI and Tiki volume four so volume four and this new one which I'm going to get a copy of when I leave are out but all the rest of them okay you nail them all right so the latest ones Kim was busy with his own project we're going to I was busy sing I was learning tiing yane was he stagging he Wasing Okay so HH you're going to screen those calls make sure they're not looking for shist but they want to stump K HS here and first I want to tell everybody people send me in funny stuff here you won't believe what they send me in here actual things that happen children are quick this is true stories that happen in school teacher says Maly go to the map and find North America Maly goes to the map and says there it is teacher says correct now Claire who discovered America CLA says Maly you can't fool them teacher says yanle why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor yanle says you told me to do it without using tables in Maya we had no tables and no math so we didn't have to worry about this yeah teachers tell me the truth you know we had you st I went to um K berin when it was on Stone Avenue oh that's a long time I was there too yeah and there were strikes like every week the B didn't get paid M so they Unfortunately they had nothing you know the only Power they had was to strike so back D says Colman how do you spell Crocodile Colman goes KR k o d i a l TI goes no that's wrong Colman says maybe it's wrong you ask me how I spell Crocodile that's how I next like be more specific I could see these little skits on Mitzvah Boulevard you know maybe I started writing yeah started writing the new one going to consult nothing like cons like like success to get the creative juices flowing teacher says tal name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago and T says [Laughter] me teacher says y unle why do you always get so dirty yle says well I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are for one let's see actual things that happen from school hard to believe some of these are not that funny but they're actual funny they're he just says Maly give me a sentence starting with I Maly goes I is not no no Maly always say I am Maly says all right I am the ninth letter of the [Laughter] alphabet now shim tell me frankly do you pray before eing shim says no sir I don't have to my mom is a good cook I don't know about your mother T says Colman your composition on my dog is exactly the same as your brother's did you copy his and Colman says no sir it's the same dog and finally teacher says herel why do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested herel says I teacher and that earned him a quick trip to the principal we'll be back and then he pted me okay the calls are coming in h at 851 Swan they're ready to challenge Kim we will start with little country y song and then get right into the contest from the new country and ho is right again the sad story of [Music] Yano oh y you were such a fool that's why the rabbi threw you out of shoes you [Music] PL about politics and stocks but [Music] you'll be in for a shock you won't have a place [Music] in they won't let you win though you'll be crying it won't erase your sin you disturb the laning with your talking about the yanies and the [Music] up there no one [Music] forget could get you very far ah [Music] Flex to but in the the joke will be on you you won't have a place in Ho they won't let you wi though you'll be crying it won't erase your sin you disturb the laning with your talking about the Yankees and the [Music] meds up there no one forgets so make yourself a place in change your evil ways try some [Music] everyy that's what we all should do try to get closer toes country and Hoppers we'll be back with hitz Ellie title Yankee title B right after these important words from our gavala [Music] sponsors country country country country okay we're back here live on the air on the country Y show with us live hour Studios K hitz and Yankee title bom producers of Mitzvah Boulevard bestselling DVD that's flying off the shelves I encourage you all to get out there and you might win a copy right now if you called 85120 with a line from a country Yi song or a k and Tuki song any line K will tell you the next line hes let's go to the phones right now you're live on a with country what's your first name please Freda from flers Freda give us a line from a country yis song um he's gonna get patch single day this year that's right he got it you didn't stop him come on got you there I want some real competition 85120 come on you got to stump him here let's go to the next call thanks for calling you're live on here what's your first name please hello yeah this hinda hinda Risa hinda what what line you want him to continue seven little kids sitting in the back seat I will sing you that whole song in my sleep seven little kids sitting in the back seat making me suar in the head I said my wife comes out we'll jump to the end of the song All right we got you there 85120 if you stump him you get a Mitzvah Boulevard DVD you're live on the air with country iie what's your first name please Al Elan what's the line because I'm a je cuz I'm a Jew cuz I'm a Jew I do that too let's give him a hint don't stick to the chorus try to find some hard words in between you know like country like right some line in the middle don't make it so easy yeah look at the fine print yeah let's go next 85120 what's your line drink's gonna make didn't make it depends on what you're holding in the song dropped his Ice come on these are too easy he a easy got to get a hard one we're the real country I see May venom out there we are the die hards next you're on the yeah what your line who did a Mitzvah Mitzvah who did a Mitzvah Mitzvah today we got you K did a mitzvah he kissed his Bubby what'd he do you kiss your Bubby okay next call 851 swans saying somebody know nobody's uh so far nobody stumped him you're live on here what's your first name please hello what's your name m SM he's gone you're live on here what's your first name please Gila from flatb Gila give us a line Gila stump him and he raised up to the Beamer o and he raised up no that's not the word words yeah your words yeah it's like I know it's like those kinds of words like can you went up to the Bea right and he uh let's see I will I'll just go from where I am because I know and he and he placed him and and he placed himself surrounded by the holy Torah ring that's not exactly right oh okay but go ahead all right we'll give it up we got to give up up to the beer there was no time left to waste left to waste wa wait [Music] hear come late I think we have a winner we have a winner she stumped he he knew it more or less but she stumped him technically she gets Mitzvah Boulevard okay we'll take your full name off the air okay hold on you are a winner that's as easy as that 85120 you want to try your luck come on give us a call you're on the air what's your first name please live are you what's the line wash my sisses and hang them up to dry that's a good one wash my sis and hang them out to dry um sh don't tell them tell let's say I get 15 seconds okay 15 even though you're not allowed I have dead 15 15 seconds dead time on I'll be clicking here um wash my my that's about it uh let's see wash my scissors and hang them to dry wash my something [Music] five seconds he got it yeah no I don't five four three I give him a hand daust you got him the pressure another winner in a row two in a row okay you what's the score it's like four five to two two two it's Mitzvah Boulevard for you okay we'll take your full name and address off the air and one more line HH and then we'll have to take a break you're live on the air what's your first name please zahava zahava where you calling from we should we should ask them not to sing the words but say the words but go ahead didn't help you anyway yeah it's true zahava let's say goe he was 5 fo and he7 when he he would Ground start a shaking Shing and qu one more chance all right one more chance It's Only Make Believe It's Only Make it's only no you have to continue it make that's the end of the thing oh that's the end of that's the last line the last line oh yeah so listen well my son you can't you don't so listen well my son when all is said and done there's just one thing that's real the treasure that no man can steal this song yeah shaky on this song you would have had him but unfortunately yeah you didn't give a good lead line okay we got to take a break right now so far we gave away two wonderful Mitzvah Boulevard DVDs nice callers there we'll take you in full names off the air and then if we have time we'll do this again on the other side of the uh break 8516 [Music] country country okay we're back with the country Y show here still with us in our studio Kim hitz and of course Yankee title bomb here as well I encourage you to get out there and get that DVD it's called Mitzvah Boulevard kids of all ages are going to love it right now we go back to the phones 85120 and you're live on the air trying to stump what's your line please um kimam kinero Kim that's a lyrics that I wrote that's not on a CD yet so he doesn't know that one how about any other song that's uh been recorded um I don't have any oh okay thanks for calling anyway and you're live onia what's your first name please ra ra let's hear what country line that you want to St I'll tell you I'll tell you I'll tell you I'll tell you not going to be the richest man the kind got you that was a good question that was a very good question well that's enough that's enough don't get carry it away it's going to be the little kind one second one before we go to our next caller let me this is a big I'm sitting here with two of my lifelong um I can't say Idol a z no but it's really no I think everybody out there we all friends we all really owe I'm waiting for the the 25 or 50 50 year anniversary for Country MBD got one aam freed got one everybody got a special concert you got just as many albums the truth is I just we we'll go back to some questions but from all the Y out there I'm now a big you know big boy with a couple of Kindel we really really really really really from the bottom of our hearts want to thank country and of course hhi for all the years and years and years and years and really one of the reasons and it says this in a magazine one of the reasons why I did this I have a full-time job but one of the reasons why I really did this was to give back to the kind and you know a lot of people have you know I'm not going to say strict guidelines but you have people who are very I don't know what words to use but the joy and the fun that infused day-to-day Yiddish kite of hundreds literally thousands of Jewish children out there is only a testament to you know we're not going to sayh but you know great great work and Hashem should give you lots and lots and lots and lots of K to go for many many many many many more years you and um again as a true fan most fans don't get to uh come into the studio and say this to your face but you know as a kid you know we listen to all the country USI shows and I still remember the time country he called up from from some remote location when it was snowing outside and you know I'm talking about being 11 years old so many more years I really appreciate those heartfelt words and it's very nice to hear and thank you so much it's really nice to get some uh feedback like that I appreciate it let's go back to the phon 85 before we start balling here 851 201010 you're on the air what's your first name please MOA MOA give me a line for my country song I don't want to go to sh I don't want to go to Sho I don't want to go to school every he got it he got you nice huh blame it on the Bubba learned so well very good good questions there thank you and you're live on here what's your first name please um Toby from Bara yes Toby what's the line um if B Park canive we and I can't sing on tune for the life of mine and I couldn't remember more than two lines of MN Bal I sat in color War remember I couldn't I was the kid who couldn't remember two lines of anything all my friends were learning oh I learned six I learned I the kids knew the whole till B here I am a 30-year-old grown man singing countryes by Hearts go ahead next one come on you're on the a what's your first name please Ariel Ariel what's your question um by the beava we did that one we did one death man in the Mets and Yankees huh Mets and Yankees Mets and Yanke you got to three four words Mets and Yankees see he's we didn't do Mets and yanies we did Yanke Yanke and the Mets H there you go trying to confuse us try to get us all mixed that's on the last one okay let's go to another call thanks for calling you're live on here what's your first name please Leia from Flappers Leia what's the line um he wouldn't take a dime said it wasn't right wouldn't take a dime said he wasn't right my good old Tata no no no no no but he said take a Time wouldn't take a dime said it wasn't just did it for the Mitzvah what no he still has to get it still has to get it I think he stumped him there sing a couple of lines before we'll make him a winner anyway but I can't be embarrassed on the like this rebell I'll give you a good hint it's not just a song it's more like a story yeah see we were talking about this during the break that story songs are much harder to do than song songs a lot of words I was walking along Route 17 one rainy must two hours hours without see the Phantom of the steel she got him all right ring the bell her she got him ring the bell everything you want okay she wins Mitzvah Boulevard we'll take your full name and address off the air okay that was a good one let's go to another caller quick you're live on the air what's your first name please Maly from Flat yes Maly what line work in an office what I work in an office I work in an office I don't even work in an office no what volume what record what kind of office you working that's your part I work in an office even got me stumped on Alish did I write that line yes you did actually the truth the truth is that I wrote this oh that's why this is from learning together learning together what's the line H I work in an office as a CPA oh learning together yes she got them ring the bell for her she stumped them she gets Mitzvah bouevard good job very good oh we've been by the clock that's it I want to thank you all for calling in and uh giving us a very entertaining show tonight I want to thank you for coming tonight for your beautiful words okay yane I want to thank you for coming tonight yane filmed the whole thing probably end up on YouTube if I know these guys couple of years couple of years he'll be flagging them all you know be like who's this title bomb guy all right I want to thank hashy for a great job once again behind the board we're not going to be on next week heshi has going to be in Florida actually and uh we're not going to be doing the show next week so we'll be back in two weeks at the same time tell all your friends we are on Monday nights now from 8 to 9 o'clock country family magazine is out all over the place tck wherever you will go bar Park Flappers gr Williamsburg 5 Town stat Island M you will find the uh Country magazine with Mitzvah Boulevard on the cover of course we have a big concert coming up Sunday night the most anticipated event of the Year Jewish stars live concert I'll be the MC and I encourage all to come down to Crown Heights it's going to be a great show don't forget The Bully Book by Rifka shonfeld is coming out this week till we meet again country reming you I'll see you bye bye everybody good love you evil decre [Music] [Applause] it's over [Music]