The Translator

is a miser a guy jumped over the border into Texas and he stole like a million dollars and they caught him so they bring him to the sheriff and he tells the sheriff no habla English whatever so they bring an interpreter Sheriff tells the term to tell him I want to know where he hid the money so the guy tells him tells the Thousand terrible to tell him there's no way he's gonna get out of me so Sheriff pulls out his revolver puts it between his eyes and says listen I'm gonna count the three if you don't tell me where it is I'm gonna pull the trigger so the guy pauses for a second he sees the guy serious he says okay I hit it by the river by the oak tree three feet from here right over there so The Interpreter tells him he said go ahead let me see you shoot me [Laughter]