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before the
six day war i got a visa from the
jordanian embassy in new york and i came
here to straw
and i crossed over the jordanian visa i
came to kaiser and i put my life in
danger
and i made it out but when i was
standing by the koiso
right before the sixth day war i said
brother sulairam he wrote something that
every year from anywhere around the
world to be able to come and dive in
whenever they want by the kaiser
and by kevin and a few days later the
161 broke out
and he said i was there to live i think
that was my reward
because i was messing up so he told me
one day i got a phone call he says
and then the girl on the phone she says
can i come see you
so i said
i said let me check my calendar how
about wednesday so she says to me i need
to come today
so i said what's the emergency she says
i have to thank you so
so much for what she says for saving my
life he says
if that's the case come right now which
is what elliot says when people say to
him i have to save you
thank you for saying my life you just
come right now okay so
so she comes to his house and he looks
at her she looks familiar
and he says what's the story she says a
few years ago i came here
with my husband i was engaged to a
mormon and we were going around the
world to do rehook together which is the
opposite of kira
and that was the plan before we went
around the world we came and stopped
narcissist
and we heard that a big place to come is
the curse of friday night we came here
we had a soft motherhood
westerman friday night and we thought
we're gonna cut now kitty didn't hear
that song
they were standing over here and they
were looking at the castle friday night
dancing singing it's kashmak
and a man comes over man that a book was
just came out about him but their sister
comes over and he says
can i can i give you guys a meal for
tonight they're like emil
what do you mean he's like yeah we'll
take you to someone's house to eat so
the question who's not even jewish says
how much does it cost
which is interesting because he doesn't
even do it so anyways yeah
and manchester says it's free goes if
it's free government let's go
the kiss so he brings us to your house
and
michael kaplan told me he says i never
would take
in general my meals friday night where
were given because when i is
they're gonna get married i have to do
something so she says i come into the
house
you tell me sit next to you and your
wife and you tell the question go sit at
the end of the table
so i thought probably some mistakes i
stopped following the customs under the
table
and you said no you sit over here the
cousin sits over there kids of the meal
was the most amazing thing i ever saw in
my life
four hours the past like five minutes
the benching of the kids the shalom
aleichem the singing the
the the victory of the singing the curse
from the living window it was
unbelievable
surreal experience and when it was over
i went over to thank you and i said to
you
mr kaufman i just want to thank you for
and you interrupted me
and you interrupted me and he said i
interrupted you and i said that's all
well and good
and you can have the same experience
every single shabbos the rest of your
life
if you become from but if you marry him
you will never
ever ever have this again
all right she said my i turned white i
went to the bathroom i locked myself in
the bathroom half an hour the huston
didn't know what happened
and after i came out we walked back to
the hotel and i didn't look at him the
whole night oh wait i couldn't look at
him i couldn't talk to him i didn't
understand why we got to know i said you
go in
and i walked the streets of yeshua in
the whole night and in the morning i
went back to hotel and i said to him i'm
sorry i can't marry you
i went back to l.a back to los angeles
and as i was working i see one day i
passed the storefront that i see a
signed window if you want to know a
jewish approach to love dating a
marriage i said who wouldn't
and i went into h l a and from there i
started taking classes and eventually
the car would pay for me to ticket to
come back
to seminary and today i came out of
class
in iat and gila madison says to me how'd
you get here i told her the story she
said did you ever say thank you
to michael kaufman for saving your life
and i said no she said it's a big
mitzvah to say thank you to someone
who's saving your life so here i am and
she ended up marrying
a from guy from terrorists they're doing
cube and the chain is
continuing the point that i take from
the story there's many many points you
could take in the story the point i want
to bring out tonight is michael calvin
wasn't easy for him
it wasn't easy for him to go and to look
this person in the eye and say
if you nev if you if you marry him you
will never ever
ever have that again you'll never it's
not easy to do this a lot of times in
the world it's not easy to do things
it's not easy
but there are people who look and they
say i need if i do
this this will have ramifications for
all eternity
and then they make that jump and they do
things which are hard for them
and tonight we have there are many
people in mdy family that
you know they do that they we have many
people epitomize this
tonight hashem and i would like to
introduce our first speaker a person who
really he goes out of his way for
christopher all the time that's what i'm
talking about when a person
everything every opportunity they look
at every opportunity is what can i do
for clients for all it's a different
it's a different
life and this is a person who came in
yesterday
without further ado mark ashkenazi
please come up here
personally thank you so much
for the ndy miss parker in general the
price for clients on the general family
in particular and market
you guys jesse klein
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okay sorry about that i'll start again
anyways give him the same round of
applause
jesse klein has been after me for quite
some time
that he's working on a project to create
a video
a documentary a documentary of people
from the deaf from different parts of
the world different parts of claudia's
role
and just to say a few words what the
what the daf has done for them
and what the impact on their families
sounds like a little feedback here and
this one okay so i kept telling him
i'm not doing videos i'm not the guy i'm
just sitting in the back i make some
trouble
on the on the zoom every day a little
bit uh
you know i i mute somebody when they're
making a little bit too much noise or
or somehow somehow for some reason
at 1 25 new york time the zoom magically
shuts down
but only when i'm there um
and uh this is really uh yossi klein's
twinless came through
because um this was the only way he was
going to get me on video
is to to have the habits to work out
that i should be thankful to be at the
cm to be in artistral
after not being here for a year and a
half
and it's really
it's really something special mandy
greenblatt
who i've befriended through the sheer
through the doff through the zoom just
really nice guy from flatbush came on
the zoom we started chatting a little
bit
we connect all the time mindy i hope
you're listening um
i was very moved and so was rebelli when
he sent
in the the uh the email about the
impact that the dof had and my story is
not much different
so many of us here we're all coming from
different things we left yeshiva
we had no kesha we had no interest
i didn't want to be tied down to
anything and
you know sometimes you have to get
tricked into doing average and back
hashem
uh the atov prevailed and tricked me
it's a whole story maybe not for now
how my my dear uncle phil
brought me to uh mdy
and i wasn't i wasn't
i wasn't i wasn't here i wasn't coming
on
to learn that that feel me that film is
not for me
i can't be up every day i you know i'm
not a routine guy
and um there was some some tech stuff
that was going on
and gary sent a message on the on the
whatsapp group that he's testing the new
camera today
i went into phil's office we shared
we're a few feet apart
and uh i said i need the zoom link i
need the youtube uh
so he gave us the the youtube and i
needed to zoom
i went on it and then he was going to
test the other camera the next day
and that was it three shirin
just i was checking the cameras and to
see the difference the old the new
and here we are um this is now
hashem like those three those three
shirum this is now
my my third seam with mdy
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and uh that's it now now i'm officially
committed to have a hazaka
to finish many many more together and we
should
we should all be we should all be in our
sister all together all the time
and uh you know everyone's saying how
nice it is that people get together
i don't see you know we have these
things in uh
in new york and lakewood and cookie
corner iron hirsch and
all these guys are pulling off and blee
and her have had this quest to be by
many of them i've gotten
to meet members from mdy from all around
the world and
it's wherever there's an mdy gathering
it's always such an exceptional
experience everybody walks out with a
high
there's a catcher that transcends
the the distance it's just something
exceptional
and we we're we're setting we're setting
the tone
we're role models for for how colu is
coming together
and once again this is this is the
coming of mashiach
hashem it all started here at mdui
for delhi for the french spanish
rebellion for the friendship and for all
the physics that you give
all of us and that you give me and uh
and the impact it has on my family
uh there's so many nights you know where
new york
um you know it's always when you don't
when you don't have a speech prepared
you you just tell me when you're ready
to cut the mic
you can speak as long as you want so do
you careful no no no no listen everybody
earned it a lot more than
every mile you flew trust me it went a
lot faster than it felt
but so many times i'm exhausted it's
it's 10
30 at night and i say i'm going to lay
down for a few minutes on the couch i
have an alarm that's set
for 11 50 pm every single night but
friday night
and i'm exhausted and i am blue and her
either somebody from the family
wakes me up or i get up and i say i'm
not gonna sleep through it
and every time within five minutes of
being on the zoom
there's this energy i i'm wide awake and
and i can go on a whole night
uh what's that oh and the yes always
always a good bottle
and uh thank you simon for like opening
the castel for us
we should make sure to make many simcas
together
and once again thank you thank you thank
you thank you
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what a great opening speech before we uh
we are now the next
step we're going to actually make the
serum now but before we do
just for one one little point uh
and uh that's that humor ellie's
favorite
ellie's favorite is he's mentioned that
a few times
and um
i think there's another song that is
called for
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me
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he was messiah as you know uh
every um every scene we try hard
to try to find something that would be
appropriate
uh an appropriate gift
that shows a little bit of our cuts over
to her belly he jokes and we all laugh
about the amount of hours that he sleeps
or doesn't sleep
it's about to drop down the
advertisement right
but all jokes aside it is uh it is um
the amount of hours time energy effort
just to prepare the dot let alone to
give each person attention
to call people to call people
when they're not well or if maybe he
felt that they were offended or hurt or
insulted
every single day consistently
yeah you owe a few phone calls over here
to some people
um but the truth is we owe ellie
beyond our giving a gift we always thank
you for the ability to give him a gift
because we all gain
inordinately and i
i think i speak on behalf of everybody
rebellion that and as much as many of us
maybe don't express it enough don't say
it enough
but know that the amount of time energy
and effort that you put in
not just to preparing the doff but uh
giving all of yourself and not just
yourself but all of your family
giving your life giving your children
over to us
um we thought that the most appropriate
gift
beyond getting another member which is
what all of you did by giving out these
gemalas
but we thought maybe what best
represents
masekis yuma would be
in the meantime a replica
of the base of mgdosh
wow we needed this in the beginning
but never this is the baseline that's
right this is forever eternity
it's a shame to go to the real one soon
why are you getting better at the gift
thing
wow thank you one minute we'll be
putting that
put it right here right here
it has to go over here
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okay
beautiful it's very emotional this
wow
i tried to get one of these for mdy for
the beginning of the massacre but it was
way too expensive
seriously so we zalman sv actually put
together one for us
we have a mini one
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welcome welcome thank you so much
everybody for coming
it's a tremendous show of actus
we're finally here it's been a while
before we got together i don't think we
ever had a gathering
of this magnitude
we're standing here right by the kaiser
you can see the kaisel from where i'm
standing right over here
and it's just a phenomenal thing what
happened was
i blame it a little bit on saying this
year i haven't been
to the kaisel in over a year and a half
as khattaya nimaskir
it's it's very very sad one of the
reasons i moved there to stroll is to be
able to come to the kaiser
as a matter of fact i said this in sheer
by the way i'm going to say two stories
tonight
one of them is a very private emotional
story that i only shared once i think in
my life
at myself i might have said maybe i
don't know if i
think i might mention something but i'm
going to set story there's another story
i never said it's not emotional
that story happened in this room i'd
like to share with you
but this story i mentioned in sheer but
it's a very important story to explain
the significance of tonight i had
a piece of property in 2008 it was
during the
the downturn of real estate and was very
very difficult to get rid of
i tried to sell it and somebody went on
their contract
and the contract fell through it never
happened to me before
and then i went under contract with
another person and that fell through
twice in a row it's never that sure
never happened
and it was just we could
the second i sold it i ran to the
airport i got on a plane
and i came right here to the castle and
i cried
i said thank you and i went right back
to the airport and i went back home
i didn't want to visit anybody i didn't
want because i wanted it to be specific
i'm going to the chrysler to say thank
you
and here i am i live in arizona and i
didn't go to the kaiser for a year and a
half
and it was difficult i didn't see my
father in a year and a half as i told
you i didn't see my daughter's apartment
that we bought her
the certain things that i had to give
for the sheer and bar hashem i saw my
father i saw my daughter's apartment and
now here i am tonight
homer levy he said listen you haven't
been to the kaiser we've got to make us
see him at the kaiser we do something at
the castle you'll come
i said you're right so tremendous you
should carve the toner leaving
for putting this all together tonight
and you subscribe to jonathan austin i
don't know where he is he should be here
but he's not
where is he he's not here yet okay
he he secured this room for us
which is a tremendous asset it's a very
expensive room this room goes for like
20 000 shekels sometimes and so you know
it's literally the closest place they
can make a meal to the castle
um he also i owe mccarson he got he got
me on to
meaningful people which just the video
alone has close to 13 000 views in one
week plus
10 000 podcasts and a lot of people
wrote in that they're joining the share
because of that so and that was the
that was the topless to be on it for
that so you started for that
obviously we have to give a tremendous
idea
we're here things are literally amazing
it's like we're in a dream a lot of
people feel that we're
we're flying high with us and more and
more people are joining and learning
torah
tonight's serum is being sponsored
by dr avi epstein lily nishmas his wife
rita and by david block
and by arie davis a new friend of ours
who joined us
yuma ari it's all the way from london
and he's a very very close and good
friend now
just from yuma from the free gemara came
with the free gemara they got him
obviously i want to say tremendous
akhara satay it means a lot
in the whole grand scheme of things
think about it how many people
make us and two people fly in from
america
during hard conditions it's hard to get
in you have to pull shtick and you have
to go to offices
so uncle phil and mark ashkenazi thank
you so much for coming and be mistaken
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no i'm fix who's been there actually the
first person to step into the share
the eight-minute dive share the the
second he was the first one to knock on
my door and come into my house
it was the first one by the regular
share and he's been there
ever since tremendous amount of work by
the saints
it's not like he doesn't have a job he's
running one of their best seminaries in
arizona
tomidvara and he just he's so
overwhelmed there's so many girls that
he's building a whole building now and
with all this he's doing that so it's
tremendous
where would be we wouldn't be anywhere
everybody's side without yeshua
yeshua he is
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yeshua is a great partner and he does
tremendous amount of work
avi kamiyansky another person who's
extremely busy
and gives a lot of his time
gary gary gary who's been here for hours
before the event setting up all the
digital stuff and everything
and every night he's as i said during
shirt today he's there at 1 20 in the
morning setting up the new system
and every single day he comes every
single day
he's there to to turn on the zoom and to
be there and
so you scrub gary you spread out to
yourself who edits the videos
and now you just click on the 8-minute
video
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also all hours of the night mordechai
seltzer
i don't know mushroom hershey's in
america are described to moshe hersh for
the rmr cause
tremendous job nachman seltzer the mc
and the daily sidekick described that if
not for where is it
there he is by the way
up until yesterday i had another caterer
cater that did one of
and then he realized that it's
impossible to do a simple galactic high
school you can't get a truck here you
can't do anything and he said i'm not
doing it
no matter what you pay me i'm not doing
it so i called up mrs tobin my boy said
unbelievable food she's done two
simplest for me she did the the cia
mashas
she's amazing tobin caters keep her mind
she's unbelievable
thank you tobins
yato citron from the share
he's doing all the video work he's got
look at that equipment he has over there
and finally i want to say one of the
most famous speakers in our community in
the world who will be here
soon so now let me tell you a couple
stories
the year was 2015. so what is that six
years ago
i was in this room my brother was making
a bar mitzvah for her son yehuda we're
in this room
everything is going great and all of a
sudden we hear a commotion
let screaming and this is during
some sort of intifada i don't know if
you remember there's things going on in
the exact date october 7 2015.
i go over there to where that opening is
right over there
and i look down and i cannot believe my
eyes
i see a small ambulance something like a
golf cart special for the castle
and in there there's a victim of a
terrorist attack
with a knife or something blood gushing
out and people are screaming
i couldn't believe it so malaysia
roberto
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thank you for being here tonight
immediately my brother gets up and he
starts screaming sure i'm aloy he's in
the whole bar mitzvah there's crying
mama's crying is crying and we're
watching it i have a picture i have
pictures of everything
here it is
this is me at the thing right over here
we're looking right over here
crying sharamalis crying
oh there's another side here we go
and there's another one
this is my son the huston is getting
married in august first this is
me right over here okay just to prove to
you that i was in this room the story
actually happened
and we're crying away mom is saying
tearing
shamayim open for this victim
until we realize that the person that
we're crying for
is a terrorist she is the guy
she's the one who stabbed
a certain individual by the name of
daniel rosenfeld
it was like we'll just have we just
cried like we never cried everybody
wasn't we're standing right above them
and the blood is coming out
what happened was she stabbed daniel and
he turned around pulled out his gun and
shot her in the neck
she survived unfortunately but she's in
jail for 16 years i spoke to daniel
today
then my brother goes along and he wants
to pay he wants to pay but he can't pay
the guy that's supposed to take the
money from is not here
what's going on and he finds out that
daniel is in charge of this room
and he's the guy that got stabbed
so that was that story that's one story
so i was thinking
what's the lesson i don't really have a
major lesson from that
but maybe you know you could say anytime
you daven no matter what
even if you think it's the right thing
it might be the wrong thing but
who takes your fila and places it
somewhere else no fila goes in vain
even if you cry for a terrorist perhaps
i want to tell you a personal story that
i didn't say the story over for 15 years
at least
i didn't even tell my wife the story
and one day i said the story by
my first three mashaas and now that
we're at the kaiser
and it's such a beautiful moment and
occasion i i i had the service to say it
i was going to save it for the next year
massage
but i'll tell you maybe give somebody a
chisel so i was
maybe 21 years old or so and i lived in
united states i lived in arizona
and there was a this thing going around
if you go to the castle for 40 days
straight
answers it fella say listen i live right
next to kaisel what's the big deal go to
kaisel try it we start going we didn't
realize
we didn't know all the rules certain
rules and there was
there's some some something about the
reshiva of
um i forgot his name who didn't have
kids and his wife went to the castle
i actually asked him if it was true i
think he said no so maybe i shouldn't
say the story anyway
fine his wife got ran over by a boss by
the number one bus the day before 40 so
she never made a 40 and that's why
okay the idea is to go to the same
place in the castle the same time of the
day and say the same thing i won't feel
it
so here i am i go to the castle every
single day
at exact 710
but the davening was for real
it was like to the point
davin daven shabbos comes you have to
figure out chavez
17 you have to be the crisis so you take
the bus and have a car
take the bus go to the castle you walk
back mata shabbos
you have to come shabbos walk through
the car you'll be there it's intense 7
10 you got to get your spot make sure
nobody hops
you got to be at the spa serious i did
it for 40 days
now i'm waiting one year two years three
years
it's not coming true not coming true
boise
you're not going to believe what i asked
for i was 21 years old
i married this girl from chicago i had
everything i needed i didn't need
this nothing i didn't have kids yet
so what what is a 21 year old diving for
what what is it 21 think about it what
would you dabbing for
the weirdest thing i davened
that i should finish shas as a maggot
cheer
that was my feeling i have no idea why
it wasn't
to finish us to finish sauce as a making
share
so i said that over at my first team
ashas i was a magician in chicago
and now i'm thinking that i had no idea
that i had a share of five six people
for eight years
and that's not what hashem that's not
what hashem answered me it's a different
one so beijing i'll be able to repeat
this story again by the seam ashas
but it's right here by the kaiser trust
me this place has
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no i have powers idea what the spot was
by the way here's that daniel asked him
if i could show this picture here he is
with his he told me i could show it no
problem
but he doesn't live here i wanted him to
come speak he wasn't it's a phone today
all right let's we're boys let's get
into the daf
i heard i heard all right so we're
holding the last lines of my favor
no i'm told it's also his favorite it's
unbelievable to think about it that the
entire receptor that
is describing every beautiful detail and
here we are
during the three weeks during the corbin
it was so emotional to come here and see
it this is what we have left with
hashem we're going to be behind that
wall i'm going to do that video we know
what to
look for we know whether it be something
this looks like
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mitzvah if it pushes off him kipper so a
person has a carry has an emission
he's terrible at him keeper will be a
chef
at night he should clean his body what
does that mean
he already went to the mikvah live might
have a havoc who cares you already went
to the midfield why should you clean
your body after
you went to the midfield supposed to
clean before it shrunk
it was not good
it's talking about ibm kipper
so you do ha ha you go into a hot tub
hot water you do your nails make sure
you have nothing but
you do it not like we go to the mickey
today but like people that have to go to
the miku day right so
that way hot water
when
exact opposite of what we would think if
a person has a carry you think
the opposite is
forgives him for everything
says rash he'll have zero
they are set up but to have a merciless
mother right
so this is like what we know we're aware
person should be worried
why but the person is going through the
inuya yuema kippur
that's all the hamish and he's trying to
fast he's trying to
to refrain from from from taj mahal and
obstacles
who gives him this carry so he couldn't
refrain from the inuit at the end of the
day he doesn't have inui
has a good marriage learns so he has to
be very
worried about the sierra call of duty
the muslim
if he was able to survive the year
you should know
we're going to have it in sukha the
famous you bring water to your
master and he takes the water and throws
it at you you're trying to fast you're
trying to do what you want to do and all
of a sudden
no we knew
he's going to have a long life and you
have zera after zara he's going to have
children and grandchildren
halaway we should have
happy and healthy years
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be serving the main course now and
there's going to be two moves two
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be part of it
ellie ellie we do it later
okay everybody please sit down we're
going to be continuing now
everybody kindly find your seats thank
you
thank you so much what a wonderful
wonderful
evening what a special special evening
what a mahmud
hashem
thank you
okay everybody please sit down
okay so our next speaker
be pointing to this our next speaker i
want to tell you
a little introduction about him a little
introduction like we did for our first
speaker
to the next speaker a good friend of
mine
and i know him for a number of years
very special
and i actually sit next to him and share
of course we go out once in a while we
have some fun together it's a great guy
amazing person mama's for many many
reasons but i want to tell you
two small stories story number one he
says to me told me these stories he told
me
share them with me so anybody's
following zadie
avi zadie and hillary and elizabeth
lucowitz
he was uh very obvious became very close
with him over the years he was holocaust
survivor is a
very interesting person and he was so he
was a he's just a little tough guy he's
a
tough guy and he got what he he got what
he wanted like he can't get in his way
zadie luca would see if he wanted
something he
achieved the goal am i right that was
the way it was
al capone at the end of his life so
zadie was living by avi for he was back
and forth and he was staying by him a
lot
and one heir of shabbos zadie
tells avi like two hours before shabbos
he says to him
go to the castle somebody says lady
it's very how are we going to do that
it's uh it's like it's like 45 minutes
to the case though
us foreign that he's like we're going
ali ali said to himself all right
worst comes to worst we'll go to the
waldo for shabbos
whatever we'll figure it out so you know
again it's gonna be hard for them but
they'll go to the world of foreshadows
and that's it
so they drive through chile and they get
uh
so so when they get through livestock is
gonna park the plan wants to park on top
parking lot get in the wheelchair push
lady down to the car yourself
it's the get there to get here and zadie
says to avi he says avi
drive in drive in to the plaza
savvy says to zadie he says zade you
know
they you can't get him we don't have a
pass he says drive it
now if you know zadie i knew that i met
him with you guys if you know him
you can't say no to him even avi avi is
good at saying no to people but he
couldn't say no to zadie
and zadie kitsabi takes so they drive in
and they get to the to the gate over
here
get to the gate and there's a kayella
standing there
and she says she comes to the car the
window comes down she says to avi
do you have a pass and abby's like
listen i don't really even pass
but my grandfather and his dad's he's a
holocaust survivor
zadie he says he goes he pulls up his
sleeve
he shows her his number he goes this is
my pass
kayele quickly went to call her
superior and a minute later they opened
the gate
and they drove in and i think if i'm not
mistaken people thought it was like
admiral coming so they all went up for
broncos and avi started giving the
broncos because
he thought he was an admiral anyways the
point so
it was an interesting turn of events in
that story because i i put that story in
the newspaper
and then somebody a certain writer
speaker he was all upset about it he
said what kind of a story is this you're
driving out of chavez what kind of crazy
you're not supposed to do that that's
against the rules you know driving our
showers
he was going kisses so then i went to
i got this email from him and you have
to you have to answer it
i'm like what are you talking about zade
is a hardcore survivor you have to it's
not about the
as i'll be travis always says it's not
about the it's about not about the
chicken it's about the lady asking the
shiloh
you have to know the mata you have to
look this if you're a poison
he wanted an answer so that chavez
this is the story what do you say he's
like what are you talking about of
course you drive
kits are up and millenius wrote a letter
into the newspaper
we printed and uh what was funny it was
almost it was a whole long
but i'll go on and that's zadie and
that's avi but one more little nuku
though before he gets up to speak
before i say i just want to say good
morning abrami and uh
i promise son is over here my old friend
so okay
uh one last story we went to this avi
and this is a tremendous because this is
about
the moon and it's very close to
a number of very casual people and one
of them is
gamaliel abby developed a relationship
without government over the years i'll
never forget how i knew this i learned
this because
the obvious first older sons bar mitzvah
i went there and it was actually like a
moment like a rap
crazy rock scene that the music was i i
like
this the bamidji was like a dj it was
pumping everyone's going crazy
and in walks of gamaliel ramanovich and
suddenly you have to you have to watch
them they went from like
crazy crazy
yeah it was a beautiful thing to say
that
that's what i learned that i've been leo
is part of his life back upon him here's
the thing
avi had a tremendous issue with his work
it was a big problem with a partner
we're not getting the details the
problem
and he doesn't know what's going to
happen he doesn't know what's going to
happen and he's going to america to deal
with this problem he's going in he
doesn't know what's gonna happen at that
meeting it's a crucial meeting
he doesn't know what's gonna happen it
could go either way and he's very
nervous that it's gonna be a problem
it's gonna
he's gonna lose his business it's very
very scary
and he's on his way and he says i'm
flying in i have a stopover over
heathrow airport in london
and i'm walking through through the
biggest airport in the world right
biggest airport in the world
and i'm walking and suddenly i'm
thinking this is the most terrible thing
i can't go to chicago now i don't know
what's gonna happen
i might lose my business i might lose my
company it's not fear and he calls
in heathrow airport he picks the phone
and he calls him gamaliel rabinovich
and he says to him i don't know what to
do
what's going to happen i'm gonna lose my
business i can believe i was like
no it's gonna be okay don't worry and
he's like rebbe
he says llama he says
him why
why the guy i'm saying you know we say
we don't say that we say whatever
karishma who does is the right thing
that's what we said
and avi's whole life turned around that
moment
in no shiloh had no doubt he wasn't
worried at all
and when he walked into that boardroom
in chicago he walked in and everything
worked out just perfectly
he doesn't have one office anymore he
has three right now
everything worked out just perfectly
that's your side in life where you
things don't go the way we want them and
we say
why llama llama that's not that's that's
not the question
we can't ask that question you know why
because
i got him you know we say we say that we
know that color sparkles doing the right
thing for us
without further ado my friend and yours
of avi caviar
it's always nice to get a eulogy
sometimes
is that your way of saying thank you
thank you nakamin and we
we actually i do have a great time
together in this year and um
half the things ellie hears half the
things ellie does in here
have the things nachman does in here
right he does hear everything that's
true and he hears things even when he
doesn't hear things
okay so um we have a whatsapp group
of the management of the mdy it's me
noam gary and ellie rebelli
and this is where we talk about
everybody in this year behind their
backs
but but this is also we get
notifications about what's gonna happen
so i get a notification of the schedule
for the event for tonight
two days ago can you hear me
is it better can you hear me now can you
hear me now
hello hello okay so i get a schedule
so we we got a schedule on this list
thank you
okay so uh we get a schedule
we get the we get the uh
i get a schedule and i see the whole
list of stuff and it says
avi kay speaking i was like what is he
talking about
i'm not gonna say what i wrote it's that
important anyways
so um i do work these hours so nobody
really knows that i'm here i should be
working but
um i said okay fine and then i realized
when we were doing this
when we was preparing to speak i said
why did we make the ceiling tonight
i mean it's literally air of the nine
days we have all next week
to eat we're gonna be stuck eating milks
all the dairy
stuff is coming out i hate dairy and
why can we make the seal next week not
like we
ellie's like no we have to make it
tonight it's gotta be tonight like next
week
so it turns out that the shopanarf
address is this shiloh
and the stroker says in tough cook and
syphilia
that there's a minute during the nine
days not to eat meat we know that
but the ramos says that if we make a
surah
mitzvah or we have a seal of asafes
we can make a serum during the nine days
so i'm like great we should have made it
during nine days but comes the mission
of rua right away and doesn't like it
the mr brewer cautions against it and
with very strong language the mystery
says
when we call makkom ilone is domin
you shouldn't hurry up and do the seal
if you're not
going to finish during the nine days and
you shouldn't
i'm sorry i've got complete competition
tonight
so the mission of caution is against it
in fact the oracle
says that if somebody delays the seam to
wait for the nine days to make the seam
he calls it a davar
so what's the reason what's the whole
reason why we're trying to prevent
the serum from happening during the nine
days why do we why not delay why not
have it right now because we're showing
and instead of the torah being healthy
to us it's eating meat that's kaveh to
us
so we'll wait till we can eat meat but
we can use the seed as an excuse to eat
meat
and so we don't want to show that that's
the thing that's happened to us so we
make the seal now
but we there's a fair for mission to
brew up right but we know what happens
you can go on in new york i remember
there are restaurants that have on
the hour
during the nine days in fact i found an
email
from a very high-end new york restaurant
i'm not going to say the name i was told
not to say it in public
but here's the email your family at this
blank expensive restaurant is pleased to
inform our guests
that we will host a seoum su-dat mitzvah
each evening during the nine days the
seal will take place at 6 15
and the hors d'oeuvres for the students
mitzvah will be available
until 10 30 p.m for reservations please
call
now why is that okay is that okay why is
that okay
now you gotta love chloe's role and as
my brother would say
there's about locus there's always a
mock locust the piskey chuva
brings down several sources hasidis
resources
that not only is it okay to make a ceo
during the nine days it's in fact
preferable to make common during the
nine days and to make as many zoom as
you can
but why is that why is that okay and as
we're speaking about loopholes
uh nachman mentioned right in malinowicz
i remember when we first moved our
scroll we had these issues about working
out can we listen to music during the
nine days what kind of music acapella
music
we're going back and forth and we're
having this whole discussion is this
okay is not okay
and our millionaires looked up at us and
he said rabosa there was a corbin
like we're trying to like break down the
loopholes but you know that's where
malinowicz
would say so what is the rationale
what's the rationale beside this behind
this hasida
minhag to eat meat and make cumin during
the nine days
what's the rationale behind it we
learned
way back at the beginning of the staff
asuma and of test summit base
reasons for why the base amigurus was
destroyed the kumar says
that's what the gemara in yuma says
about why the first base of language was
destroyed
there's another gemara that says that
the reason why the basal media was
destroyed
so like that when people learned torah
even though they learned torah and they
were tamir
khamen they didn't they weren't makbit
to say birka satora before they learn
so what's the
there's two different gemaras you have
the one for the gimbal versus kamuros
and you have
shiloh beerco by toratila what's the
difference like what
how do we mesh these two gemaras so
there's a variety of explanations
but the basic approaches the way i
understand it is when you make a bracha
on an item you take something you have a
drink
you have a food item you make a bracha
what are you doing you're telling
college bro i appreciate that you gave
me this item
and now i'm going to enjoy it with you
after i make my after i show my
appreciation for it
you can have the torah but you cannot
appreciate that you have the torah
and lacking that appreciation of the
torah will then
lead you to do so i think that's kind of
the rationale of what you have seen the
explanation say
but they're the second bits that big
dutch has a different reason why it was
destroyed
and the second base omegas was destroyed
because of sinashinam as we know
so by encouraging torah learning and
appreciating our torah learning
and coming together we have an
opportunity
to make a tikkun for the destruction of
both base amigdas
torah and reyes bringing torah
we have the daf and we have reus
and since we have rabbi yolovsky here
i think it's important that we talk
about relationships
platonic relationships now
when i came to israel i don't know if
anybody knows everybody guess i know
abralovsky is laughing but when i came
to youtube in israel post high school
rabiolovsky was in the kadish this brand
new idea
okay we all had friends that were girls
but orlawski told us they're not really
your friends
you really have ulterior motives so he
was makharis this whole bit hiroshi
that we cannot have any more platonic
relationships but what is a platonic
relationship
according to verywellmind.com platonic
relationships are founded on four
central principles closeness
is defined as both people in the
relationship feel a closeness to each
other
and feel that they share things in
common honesty
both individuals feel that they can
share what they really think
and feel with the other person there's
acceptance
these relationships tend to feel easy
and comfortable
both people feel that they are safe and
free to be themselves
and finally understanding people who
share a platonic relationship
have a connection but they also
recognize and respect each other's
personal space
they don't try to force the other person
to do things they don't want to do
or be something that they are not nara
bosai
ah don't these principles
don't these people don't these
principles
guide the relationships that we have all
forged here at mdy
we have all come from various walks of
life just look around
each of us has our own story and
background whether you emailed it to
ellie or not
okay the daf is the one
uniting force that blends that bleeds
all these divisions
your litvish hasidis mizrahi
non-religious it doesn't make a
difference everyone feels connected to
the duff
now i have tons of examples and i'm
going to go through a bunch of them
but i really had a time when i when i
was telling my wife that she's like yo
you're going to offend people by not
mentioning their name and i said no
not the mdy fevra the mdy fever they
don't care if you mention their name
they're all part of the team they're
also they're all involved it's all about
ellie nobody cares about the rest of us
it's all about ellie
so but at the same time
i just want to mention a few examples of
these beautiful relationships that we
have because it's important to stop and
look at him
we you know there's so much routine
that's happening every day when we do
the dot
stop and realize and for me also who's
there every single day
stop i just was on the phone the other
day with my robe from chicago
and i was talking about the sheer and
going on and on and on i caught myself
like i never talked this way but i was
so excited
and i felt so sometimes you get these
emotional bursts of energy when you hear
an
awesome email an awesome story or
something that happened to somebody's
life where i get a text message from
somebody
that i have no idea who they are people
come over and shake my hand like oh my
god
i'm like i don't know who you are but
it's you know it's it's beautiful it's
just a beautiful thing people stop me in
restaurants all the time when i'm in the
states
but when you have somebody like ellie
dykman and harry shalom
who have nothing to do with each other
running around
trying to set up get together so you
have slimy klein a laboratory
who pays a shiva call to a guy in
lakewood that he's never met
that's a story that's never going to get
old or of course mark
and uncle phil that have come here to be
with us
you have yes well goldstein riding
around golder's green with a rumble ice
fish and bernard david
where you have dove harris and david
goldberg manchester
listen after july 4 1776 we just forgot
all about
okay anyways uh
so we have i would we have
official gross dragging me at 11 o'clock
i'm exhausted on these flights when i'm
in the states
forcing me to come eat food at some
catering hall
it's beautiful to see donnie and his dad
together on
uh on zoom a relationship that gets
forged by learning of torah
and especially i mean for my selfish
self my family to see
my brothers here and my father and my
father-in-law all together and
especially to see my brother and rabbi
waxman at the same table
in the same chair so which is a
beautiful thing just as an aside every
waxman was our principal
growing up in elementary school together
so it's uh we go back
and it's great to see a victor
and avi vandelbaum early on the zoom in
the morning
all getting everybody going already or
yaakov rosner and zevi schipper so
dedicated to the online cheer that they
watch it even when they come live
so okay
we we miss
we miss david agal david we miss you but
we know you're always thinking about us
nasano gantz who came to meet me a few
two weeks ago at a
chinese takeout place in elizabeth and
we ended up getting stuck
eating in a dining room with elementary
school for dan
from teaneck who's come nachman seltzer
who really embodies all these honesty
principles and we get ton of honesty
from nachman all the time
and and akiva soloway
who and
and especially his father who makes
every one of us as parents look bad
okay and uh yosef and yoshua
who are amazing and the connections that
they have they have no people
on continents that they have never been
on okay
yussi klein and the gemara project just
keeps blowing me away in a way in a way
i know north went out today but as of
this morning
1400 over 1400 gamoras have gone out to
people
who are starting to learn the doc
and believe it or not i'm still getting
text messages about people worried about
my leg
ellie mentioned my leg one time and
sheared random people are sending me
homeopathic medicine
and uh you know so uh
it's it's better my leg is better and we
cannot forget joel bergman
who probably texts me more than my wife
and uh
who wants yo we will see you next week
in chicago for slurpees
anyways this all this building of reyes
is the opposite of sinascreenum
now we don't have any special reason to
help out the next guy or the other
people in our chair we but we all feel
connected to each other because of the
sheer
in fact even our wives feel connected
rachel told me today
that she was met somebody new in the
neighborhood and she said oh i think
your husband learns nafiomi with my
husband
so i don't know who these people are but
my wife was saying even she has
connections this year
and since this year is very
non-conventional
when covet hit and everybody went back
into her homes
mdy took off and rebelli saw this as an
opportunity to connect with even more
people
and it was not less and it was amazing
ellie and feige deserve a tremendous
yasha koa
for what they've done and what's come
through
so it's there's no question that behind
every amazing man there's even a more
amazing woman so
really i should call off to feige for
tolerating ellie and letting him do all
the various things that he does is
and uh we i hope this sheer has made a
serious dent in the tikkunim that we
need to rectify to get the third base of
my gush
we're doing we're accomplishing rayos
this is beautiful there's no other
seom da fiomi with this diversity
happening in the world there's no
question about it and especially the
appreciation of torah that everybody is
getting
and the little charts and all the little
things and all the emails and all the
things that ellie adds to this year
that everybody may complain about every
now and then under their breath
it adds so much so much to the overall
experience of this year
and may we continue all this through our
trek through shots
and uh without without any further ado
uh hopefully i haven't ruined his entire
talk about relationships
but uh rabbi arolovsky who really needs
no introduction
i really i would i have to end with one
personal story i'll grab a roloffsky
remember
but we spent pesach together this
the pesach before we made aliyah
remember we're asking i spent face off
together at the gateways hotel
okay and we sat down and we figured you
know we're making aliyah
let's get some advice from rabbi
orolovsky before we make aliyah
so we came over to grab our latsky and
erilovsky said you are making the worst
decision in your life
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and i was like you know you're riding on
this high you're gonna go into israel
and here comes rabbi orlovsky he's
telling you you're making the rest of
his life and i do but i just couldn't
take it at that
i'm not just gonna walk away like okay
fine it's bad or whatever
i pushed him i pushed him i needed to
know okay
i get it there's all these issues and
people have struggles that i'm not
taking out away from anybody
so i wanted to know red barolovsky why
is it that you stayed if you are telling
me right now that it's going to be
challenging and there's going to be
issues
why is it that you stayed and
abreolovsky told me
i can't live without israel i cannot
breathe
without being an aerodynamic and i
thought about it over the years and at
first i thought i had very
i had this this conflict in my side of
me
should i be upset that he was you know
discouraging me for making aliyah
what what what should be my response to
this story from roberolovski and i've
been thinking about it over the years
and what i learned from roberolovsky's
comment what he was what i was media in
his lushan what he was saying
is that the reason why he's here there's
going to be challenges there's no
question everybody has experienced
some sort of challenge being here right
and everybody knows israel nicknamed
surah and they've all heard this verb
whatever alaska was saying is
you have to really really really want it
to say and i took it and that's how i
took it whether or not you actually feel
that way
i'm just telling you the way i took the
story is you have to really really want
it
and i love proving people wrong so
yesterday for giving the challenge
and uh without any further ado please
drive airlock
[Applause]
thank you very much for that very
unusual introduction
and now because of everything that's
been said i have about eight
introductions before i speak
which was supposed to be a half hour at
russia but i guess i won't have time for
the actual drug show i've got so much
bits of business
to take care of first of all
an unbelievable yashikaya over a hundred
people
managed to get out of beit shemesh not
easy
they built bait chemist to keep you
people away from here
that's where they put you there and
somehow you broke out
i know this because i have a bunch of
kids who live there and during corona
they literally had to break out
they were taking their children and
backpacks and hiking through the
mountains
just to be able to escape from the
closure and make chamish
so to be able to come and be able to
come to you shall i and what a
tremendous thing
and i appreciate you addressing the
elephant in the room
which is why in the world would you make
this on a thursday night with the nine
days starting on
sunday i thought about it a lot and i i
really took to heart what you said
and i'm going to talk about this at hour
see him ashas
i'll see him on yuma we're making sunday
night
gotta be in my house uh my neighbor is
smoking a number of briskets and asado
but uh we're not gonna eat it because
it's humor and we're fasting but uh
but the the fact matter is i
i have tremendous uh diligence because
i didn't have to slow down at all these
dopam at the end were remarkably long
and if you go into
a little bit of the halacha and a little
bit of the before shim
it takes a very long time you had to
have really had a tremendous sense of
dedication
to be able to miss having to see him
during the nine days so
congratulations to all of you for that
um three
cycles ago there was the same ashas
and i was asked to come and speak uh it
was a large scene here in your
line and i said i can't i didn't learn
daffy yummy
and they said to me none of the speakers
learned daf yomi
i said then how do you go when everybody
has just finished shas learning da fiomi
and you yourself don't believe in it
so someone said to me already friend
addressed this once at the big cia
mashas
he says when your friend is having a
simcha
so you come participating i didn't feel
comfortable
and that's when i started learning da
filmi and i went through the first cycle
which i described as sitting on the
train
looking out the window as the scenery
zooms by so you're you know
go to good go to get something to eat
you know you nap a little bit you look
out the window and the diaphragm fly by
they fly by and uh you uh you get a
sense you get a sense
the second time you have to pay more
attention this time i'm actually giving
the share
because everybody else left i don't like
the only one there
so we don't have 100 people at rcm
it's uh it's much smaller that's why we
can afford the asado and the uh smoked
brisket
but uh uh the dedication necessary
is unbelievable that's why i was
surprised that you left out all
of the women folk at our cium they
always were very much been
to thank the women who gave up their
husbands to be able to go and perform
this
but uh you know uh the uh the mysterious
nephesh necessary for everybody involved
is tremendous to be able to get through
shas
so um so as we reached the end of yuma
uh and like i say daphyomi is becoming
more
mikubao i remember uh i dive in by ruby
cries with shul
uh in harnoff and his son took over
after the rub was nifter
and he was talking to a hasidic fellow
who was on the stand
he says i don't understand the khasir
shabbat
he says i was on the plane coming and i
would say
most of them are watching movies on the
plane
eighty percent of them are watching
movies and twenty percent of them were
learning daffy i mean
so the question says yeah by the
litvishabakram
a hundred percent of them were watching
movies
and i said because by a literature book
it's more of a be zion to learn daviaomi
than it is to watch a movie so
that was true once upon a time but it's
changed i
i i credit the big parties i think big
parties help a lot
that is by the way the reason you make a
scene you make a scene to inspire people
that they should also make a mis you
make a seam it's a tremendous thing
that's here you get people to do it
and i learned in yeshiva we
usually make a see him when we get out
of the box that the first word is in
we go very slowly in khabib and uh
and the first cm i ever made was when i
was learning daviaoni i
we never never finished i i never
finished the massacre before
and i can tell you that when you finish
shas
you live a different life as a jew
otherwise
you have part of the picture you don't
have the whole picture you have a part
of the picture
it's a tremendous thing so as i was
reaching the end of you mom
i'm almost there luckily i heard the end
of the scene and as i heard the end of
the scene i realized
this is probably the reason we didn't
invite the women folks
because what a strange way to end
miscepha zuma
about a person having to i don't know
how art school calls it but i used to
have a son zeno
a nocturnal emission and all the
different
uh aspects of that and the hashgraphic
consequences
i could make people a little queasy and
it seemed to me a strange way
to end the massacre discussing about a
person who sees kerry on yom kippur
and you know what's the implications for
him and what does it mean or what does
it mean for claudius
that's how you ended yuma oh he had
truck him with the going goggle having
to follow an exact thing do the shri to
catch the dumb
go into the kosher condition one up
seven downs whoops he spilt it
i want to meet that guy who spilt every
dom after each step of the way this guy
really has to find another profession
he spills the diamond pie then he spills
the domicilia then he does it again
after the baroques this guy's spilling
the dom all over the place
yeah and he got like eight seer lazar
lined up
over here waiting to see what you do
with it it's amazing and you're going
through deep as dark as kajim
and then all of a sudden at the end we
start having all the kimuras in shuva
and we bring the famous mishnah
that that great line of the mission of
the commander doesn't even talk about it
it just skips over that part such a such
a great part
doesn't even mention it instead we
decide to discuss what happens if a
person has
has to go to the mick funny he has got a
mixture for this and what happens if he
sees carry out
now to be fair we also started them with
scepter with kerry
because we said that we're have the
cohen guthold we lock him up for seven
days in case
he should see kerry and we prepare
another cohen gundle to take his place
probably the guy who kept spilling the
dom yeah
in case he should see kerry so evidently
we started the merced with this idea we
ended the misef with the idea but
i want to talk about something
completely different rift sodic
says that every agaretta is in the
massacre because it belongs to that
maserta
dogma we're starting the nine days
and all of the hormone gemares are
ingbargitten
right we all know that we learned those
those gemaras on fish above
kamsa bharkamsa and rabsonic says
because the hurban is called
a garrison it's a divorce
as the gemara in magilla says
the jews said to yahshua navi if a man
divorced his wife does she still have to
listen to him
hashem divorced us he destroyed our home
sentencing tagalog
and in fact right at the end of humor we
said this
again because we said
a kurdish barack who changed the arasa
because really if a man
divorces his wife and he goes to she
goes to a different man
and divorces him he can't take her back
but hashem takes us back
so he himacha mentioned it right here at
the end of yuma
but that's why they're in gideon and it
struck me as interesting
that all of the gemaras about
mun are in yuma what are they all doing
in yuma
why are we talking about mine over there
so
in my upcoming safer called a sense of
humor i'm going to discuss this
because i think everybody should have a
sense of humor anyway
but uh i want to share with you i don't
know if uh
if you know uh mordechai cornfeld he
runs the daffy omega institute
uh he makes the bookmarks yes you know
anyway so
i was with him once in admiral and he
says to me nothing's a coincidence
correct i said correct he says
it says there are seven in order to be
able to do mahashiri
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tal uh
interesting that mayhem comes at the end
yeah there are seven and there are seven
yom tell them with the arisa
so mustama they must correspond and we
sat down lining them up i have to tell
you i've said this over to different
tamil de cacao over the years
everybody adds another kingh to it it's
it's so brilliant
right what holiday do we celebrate blood
we put the dog on the blood uh the blood
on the doorpost
then don brismiller the dom of the
christian trial and the masses
right dom is all over the place i said
this once in a group and i see someone
taking notes i said no no that is a joke
we did away with that years ago with the
elders of the accounts of zion
we we put that off yet water
so i guess we put water on them it's bad
we say philosophy that's pretty easy
honey russia shawna dip the apple in the
honey have a sweetener your mom take the
din right okay
um uh wine
this is an easy one purim of course most
people don't remember from all the wine
that they drank
what we do on purim but yes and and uh
and the avoudron says because if you
look at the megillah everything takes
place with a pseudo of wine so wine is
is the thing shaman right hanukkah
that's why we eat foods cooked in oil
because we want to show the world
that we don't want to have those great
physiques like the greeks we want to
look like jews
yeah i think that's the real reason i've
heard other reasons but i think it's
clear
hey jaime anyway
i remember one person who i said this
over to pointed out that the two
holidays with the rabban are liquids
that are man-made
you have to squeeze the oil and squeeze
the the wine yeah
um so there's only one left
price of elimination tao
oh call up through us of course
cheesecake we all know that
and there's all the different reasons
that they give call of duty is 40 40
days to get the torah
a child is supported by the torah torah
is compared to
okay interestingly enough
i said this also to another i told you
everybody has a knach a person says to
me it's very interesting because they
say that the damn needha
when a woman is nursing turns into the
khalap
and spirit is going from the dam of
pesach to the milk of schwest which is
absolutely brilliant but anyway thank
you very much i didn't say it but i
credit
but uh that leaves tao so by positive
elimination
tal is uh is yom kippur
why is taliam kipper the mun came
wrapped in towel
as the kimora says towel on the bottom
tall on the top
why towel rashi says something i can't
figure it out
i've never been able to figure it out
i've asked people this i don't i don't
get it
yeah he says towel is not like water
take a
eggshell fill it up with towel leave it
out in the sun and it'll evaporate
to the best by knowledge dew has the
same composition
as water so obviously there's something
else going on here when we say tao.
who said the first one
everybody died it was really awkward
yeah brings everybody a size life says
the second one everyone dies again
right moshe says this looks bad hashem
says i do this all the time it's not a
problem
what did he do he took the towel of him
and he put it on the people that came
back to life
tal is something that is in this world
and not in this world chris
is out of this world it's something that
doesn't make any sense
you you're born you live you die you
don't come back again
and so the fact that you can come back
again
that's out of this world it says akiba
it's
this is what the malloch says then what
are you talking about
don't eat okay i guess remember you keep
it do that too
but it means that man is something that
is so esoteric
it's so beyond that it's something that
is able to be in
physical form pure ruchnius that's how
the ramban explains it
so whatever this is that supports the
malware
took on to a physical shape and that's
what the people ate
luck on yom kippur we are
so it makes sense that we would eat mon
we don't of course but
because it comes wrapped in tall and tal
is in this world and out of this world
it goes up and it goes out
and so in yom kippur you're supposed to
try to stand for as much as you can
there were there were old days when
people did yeah
um the river was that fry him a frying
green black for
a while he was uh he was starving in our
minion whatever he cries with
he was there for a tritium kipper he was
in a wheelchair
and he told his daughter marshall
langston i said
he stood the whole young kipper she says
it's impossible he can't stand he says i
watched him he stood a whole young
kipper
without him for seeking he was the first
one in the show he didn't go home for
the break
he stood the whole time we dressed in
white
my lock of dress and white we stand
together like a malek has only one foot
yeah we don't eat we don't drink because
malachim don't eat or drink they're out
of this world
there's something about us on yom kippur
we're we're
more than anything else and the whole
voda is designed to take us into the
kosher
so the mishkan the khashoggi was ten by
ten you put in the aron the poles were
ten
now the koenig has to go in with a pan
of hot coals
and a spoonful of two handfuls of torres
and get
in between the poles put it down pour
the incense into his two hands he needs
another hand he uses his mouth or under
his arm
and he puts it into the thing how does
he get in between the poles
well i guess he could try doing limbo if
he went to enough of those bar mitzvahs
when he was a kid and tried to go there
but kind of dangerous because we messed
it up
at least ty roped him and pulled him out
as he died next
a little dangerous you could try hopping
over same problem
how did he get in there
the armament doesn't take japanese space
it was outside of time and space
when the kurdish hakadoshan and the
kohingol anyam kipra
the holiest person on the holiest day in
the holiest place you are out of this
world
and he took all of kai israel in with
him because he's the shliyah and
god's clay israel went into a massive
out of this world
it does not fit in to the normal
functioning of din
and rahman because as he says
if you kill somebody if you commit
adultery
how can you ever remove the action
the action always stays
and so he says the way you can remove
the action
is just like we see in this week's
parasha by nadarum
a person makes a nether i'm never going
into bob's house again
a week later my son says to me gives me
a mazel tov i got engaged oh you have to
who
bob's daughter the fort's in his house
tonight
i'll be right back i gotta talk to the
rabbi yeah i
i i got a problem he says if you knew
your son would get engaged the bottom
daughter would have made the nether no
so the kharata is removed and if the
kharetta is removed
i said the words you can't say i didn't
say the words but they don't have any
meaning
i was teaching a class and i said let's
say a person says you know bites into a
cherry it's disgusting goes
yuck i'm never eating cherries again so
a kid says to me ah ravi you made
another you can't eat cherries again
i said it doesn't work that way if you
say something with any intention it
doesn't have any effect
i have searched and found only one
source
superman had a villain called mr pixel x
who if he said his name backwards he
would go back to the fifth dimension
he could do that belief habana but that
was the only source i could find and i
searched
but otherwise if you read something and
you don't know what you're saying it has
no meaning
i had no intention so because i removed
the intention he says that kira sarasota
curiosity this is what the gemura in
yuma says
when it says that if you do chuva you
amaze it becomes a show gig
how does become a showgig
because i was never really wanting to do
it
and that's why what do we say call ninja
knight ki kaha on bishkaga
somebody wants to be banned everybody
wants to be good
the a teller is very smart he he he
doesn't try to get to do
him he wants to make you believe that
you're a bad person
you don't care you're lazy you're bad
about taiva just want bad things
and people believe this i was talking in
a girls school in high uh high school in
uh
in in in america somewhere
i was talking about everybody finding
their purpose in life and a girl said to
me but what if were you realizing evil
i said you mean deep down you're you're
you're pure evil
you're darth vader i said that's a bad
example he does tube at the end
uh i said you voldemort you split your
soul so many times and there's nothing
left to you
i said is that really possible and they
believe it
because the aids of her tells you you're
bad
they call her ambition god nobody wants
to do anything bad we're all good people
but we get lost and we forget
you know what happens when you forget
you become tummy you know what you have
to do to become tommy just don't think
we had that boom your tummy
go to the mix again wait
right you you table for truman now you
want to have gotcha
yeah go again to the midfield oh you
damn that go together go back
that's what when they do the
archaeological digs they find two houses
and three mikvehs
that's why everybody were robed in
sandals and didn't pay to get dressed
then you'll go to the neck very too man
because all you have to become tummy is
don't think
hakuras who is the mikvy israel
if you connect to hakuras
so then you're mattaya lyft aimee
atamatarin
and we think that we're bad in the
kurdish borough who doesn't want us
but hashem there's about two of a
movement now everyone knows the right
answer
well i used to ask from audiences i said
do you think hashem loves you
no but now we all know from the
volunteers yeah we're supposed to say
yes
yes hashem loves me i said does hashem
like you
that's a little harder sometimes we
wouldn't get through that then i say
is hashem impressed with you
i haven't found the firm julia who can
say that impressed with me
i'm standing here on a thursday night
with over a hundred people in a room who
finished maseki's yuma
who every single day made a commitment
is there anybody in this room who
believe in their heart of hearts
that you are not going to bring meshiach
or who
who in classroom has more dedication
than the people in this room
but we don't believe it
comes yuma and it comes tells us there's
one day
when we're in when we're above
all this because we're better than
everything
what's what is what is uh kerry
roshan mikra it happened
it's actually called an onus it's not
even a show gang
says george lucas when you do chuvame
when you feel a closeness to hashem when
you love hashem
and you know hashem loves you then you
are various don't even become chicagos
they become mitzvos they become
schoolyards
you become something positive
because at kurdish borough who is the
mik for israel when you're in the mikvah
you become tall
we've been taught from the time we're
little to minimize all of our
accomplishments
all right part of that is my parents
generation
my father couldn't say a nice word if he
wanted to he didn't know how
yeah my brother was once he had a
nursery my my brother was unloading 50
pound bags of
of uh soil in the heat my father says
you need a hand
he says yeah look at the end of your arm
that was my dad he once told me he was
ashita he says when you do something
wrong it's my job as a father to point
it out when you do something right i
expect it
so i never have to say a nice word and
he never did you know
he says it was a sheet i don't know i
think it's just because he he grew up
that way that's how he grew up
you never heard people in that
generation say i can't make shabbos
can't we go away for pesach it's too
hard
you got up in the morning you went to
work because otherwise you'd stop to
death
and that was it nobody felt sorry for
you and nobody cut you any slack and you
did what you had to do because you had
to do it
and us i can't speak for everybody in
this room
when i get up in the morning i expect a
round of applause
really a standing ovation thank you
i'm not a morning person sometimes i'm
up late my wife says you should really
go to sleep because you're going to
um cry in the morning i said what are
you talking about
i set an alarm to wake up my wife of
course because i don't hear it
and she wakes me up you know i said you
have to get up and you go
i don't like to get up in the morning
some mornings i don't know how i get out
of bed i get out of bed i go to the
bathroom i wash up i get dressed
i take mike's filling i open the door
and i'm still in bed
i dreamed the whole thing
and my first thought was now i got to do
it all over again
it was hard enough the first time
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it's true so we don't give ourselves
enough credit
because things are hard for us and they
really are i'm not being facetious when
i say that we're not that generation
very few people here can stand a whole
young kipper
it's not easy
we need a break we need we need we need
to lie down we need to you know
it's hard things are hard for us this is
the end we're at the end
of the machine we're down by the heel
so what the people in this room have
accomplished
in today's terms
of time said back in his day when
everybody was learning torah there's a
certain
shepherd of torah that comes down to the
world and you have to split it up
when there are less people who are
learning
everybody with less effort gets more
torah
the only thing i wanted to say here
today
was that the gemara ends by telling us
when a person has
an accident on yom kippur a mikra
can you imagine how bad a person feels
and beats up on themselves
i can't believe it it's yom kippur i'm
tame not on my tummy now i got to go to
the mitva anyam kipper
trust me i'm a cohen
whenever we do these clutching it gets
me a little queasy because i
i'm not really good with blood you know
when one of my kids would cut themselves
they know
just lie in the corner and bleed until
emma comes home because if you tell
obvious it's going to get worse you know
what i mean i can't handle blood
someone said to me what are you going to
do in the basement mig dish i said i'll
be in public relations
hi where's my group come we're coming
don't touch anything just go
everyone's in the midfield okay come
okay this
is the dear hi tim have you ever seen
this
bobby what do you know about the theory
now i have a big model i could show
people i remember when i was a kid we
used to get my father for father's day
gifts that we wanted so then my father
would say you know why don't you take it
and we're like oh okay you know
so the shira was very generous they went
out and got a
model of the base of big dash so that
when they teach god shim
they can show you where everything is
how thoughtful
anyway always nice to get a gift for
yourself but anyway
the fact of the matter is that when we
see things go bad and listen
there are very few people who never
missed the day never missed a day
when i used to travel it was very hard
but now
that burkha sham my career collapsed and
i don't go anywhere
so listen yuma i managed to be there for
every single share and it's not easy
how you got through all those stuff and
there's some real long diaphragms there
with a lot of it got it done
you know my son when he was in uh
elementary school second third fourth
grade you know he would do navi so we
would learn shabbos
and we would do the stories and show
them i don't remember learning showed
him
i don't think they had it when i was a
kid you know and this one's killing this
one and this one's doing this you know
and i say to my son i said why are they
doing this he goes i don't know i asked
the rebbe and he says we have to cover
ground
so i don't know how else you get through
such such long dob him in such a period
of time
but to be able to do it the dedication
and all we can do is beat up on
ourselves i'm not good enough
i'm not good enough hitori's down over
there mutty burger tells a story
says he goes to this businessman and he
goes whenever i see one of the orthodox
jews i hear the same voice saying
harry you're no good harry you're no
good
i said do you hear that voice now he
says yeah he goes well there's only two
of us here and i'm not talking
we beat up on ourselves it's the atahara
bad people don't play by the rules the
yates on tov plays by the rules he says
don't you want to get up in the morning
and go to your wonderful da fiomi shir
i'll get you a free art school sukkah
you know i mean
don't you want to get up and this other
voice inside of you says
no i don't no no
pronoun trouble the yates horror is
supposed to say
no you don't but it doesn't play fair
he speaks in your voice and you say oh i
guess i don't want to go
up i just heard myself say it but it's
not you
what did we say in the gemara strange
god who lives inside of you that's the
atahara
who talks with your voice and tries to
convince you that you don't really care
when you come to a scene like this such
simcha such beauty the the the the
happiness that was in this room when you
were messiah mama
which is not between me and you're one
of the more fun massacres let's be
honest
okay most of the time we're we're
spilling blood
and we're and we're cutting up things
and we're having the wrong couponers and
we're going here and
you know so such arcane difficult
subjects to be able to get through
why'd we do it we did it because we care
because we're good people we're going
now
into the may corbin but there's going to
come
a rosh kodesh one time
maybe this rajkodesh where the moon is
going to get bigger and bigger and
bigger and bigger until it's as big as
the sun
and the gooool is going to come and
tishabov is going to be a yunten
maybe it's this year and i have no
question
that if everybody turns to kurdish
baruch and says hashem in the skus
of the torah that i learned and the
dedication that i had and the kabura
that we have
as we heard so beautifully
because everybody here is part of a
kabura
and we share each other's and we share
each other's sorrows
and we care for each other and take care
of each other
that's why a group of people sitting and
learning are called the chabura
this power in numbers is power and
sincerity
hashem and the wonderful wonderful
things that you've all accomplished
who should bless all of us that this
month should be the month of the way
it's supposed to be
thank you very much
peace
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just just to finish off the to finish
off the evening before we finish it off
we have one more speaker
we have dessert and one more speaker
before we do that we really want to take
advantage of the opportunity
it's not a given we all just literally
are coming out of uh
kobet and the fact that we could all
stare together
120 plus people by the coast we want to
try to um
we want to concretize the moment we want
to take one group photo
if we could all like move over to the
side over here and we'll line up
it'll take us three four minutes in the
meantime anyway they're cleaning off
and serving out dessert so let's take
three minutes to set it up nicely it'll
be a tremendous picture
a tremendous mascara if we all get up on
this side and move over to this side and
we'll line it up
shorter people in the front taller
people in the back of the bus
oh
uh
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yes
ah we could unplug now
i guess the party's over yeah
hi everyone
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um
and everybody find your seats wow for
the
last bit of the evening and i do want to
say
our final speaker from the police is
here
to speak this is the official
representative of the mr ravi israel
the police representative they're so
happy with what's happening
okay so
all right so anyways as before we
introduce our final speaker of the night
what an amazing evening a great service
what a great caterer
really unbelievable i think he deserves
a tremendous round of applause talbot
calvin catering really phenomenal tobin
tobin catering
unbelievable
okay and also before we finish up
everybody please sit down
settle down everybody
okay you know
one of the big things one of the most
important things that everybody hopes
when they
they come every day they come to the daf
they they get up in the morning like
roloffsky said wow it sounds like he has
a very hard time
we're here for you and one of the things
that
that people think about that he should i
know he's like when he was talking about
the deaf he doesn't understand what goes
on at the staff
human was geshmach it wasn't like that
you know
okay you didn't understand okay
aquaponics one of the things that people
think about
when they when they uh get up in the
morning or they come to the daf
one of the things i think about is are
my children watching
that's one of the things they think one
of the reasons they do this
is because they want their children to
see it and they want their children to
continue
in their path and they want them to be
torah and therefore i could think of no
better song right now before we
introduce the next speaker
than ever
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then
okay without further ado all the way
from america a person who has
you know everyone has their place in the
share everybody for is famous for their
thing
let's put on the table everyone's famous
dublin's famous because he's such a
sharp little guy
so smart his questions are great his
father's a famous guy he's a big doctor
knows how to make a joke stitch someone
up
you can do everything at the same time
everyone with their thing
yeah we have people flowing from south
africa people flow from here amazing
people everybody with their tremendous
kayak
but there are some people that stand out
the way it is
and some people stand out because
they're so nice there's nice people and
they just want to give to everyone
it makes them happy when they give and
uncle phil is one of those people
uncle phil is a giver he's a person you
think
give me one one word to sum up
unfulfilled what word would you use
he's a giver all he wants to do is give
so
you know what do we want we want our
children to go to tamil
and so you know what you know what else
uncle phil also does that he also wants
that
and he gives and he makes you like a
smack and sweet and he keeps on giving
that's a beautiful need though hashem we
have all the different types of me this
year
and uncle phil's a giver and therefore i
would like i really uncle phil all the
way from america
to wrap up the evening with his
sweetness
his warmth is giving his good heart
all the way from america ladies and
gentlemen
uncle phil
thank you okay i asked for eight minutes
and not a cup of water
gerschus slimy rosenberg i'm grateful to
be here
and thank you all for your time to
hopefully amuse you
with some jokes and a bit of rhyme one
person stands out
who is wiser and funnier than me of
course i'm talking about
the one and only jonathan stefanski
our gemara cycle continued with masaka's
yuma
finish this exciting learning and you
will learn earn your diploma
but if rosh hashanah is first why is it
not next
after shkalim said sharira ragon that is
except for meseka's
sachim yuma follow shabbos because it is
similar he wrote
both are punishable by karis other young
by makot
much good news to report so everyone
will be on track
the words are much bigger and rashi is
barak hashem back
shakalam was short but yuma is four
times longer
not to worry at all our learning is so
much stronger
also we are so very grateful that our
learning is not artificial
and every mission that we learn reminds
me of the very generous official
we began our messefta on roshkodish er
day number one
ellie got us going with the schmooze on
why the daf should be done
perfection doesn't matter nor missing a
duff or it's too fast
something inside each of us is so sure
to stick and last
it makes you a better person your life
will surely change
a better father and husband the achtus
will be in range
no matter where you go someone will have
a gemara each day a new concept or idea
all of torah and halacha to help us
learn this gemara
many props were on display a large
layout of the temple mount
got us started on our way a menorah the
arankodish and of course
the special key or these cost a few
bucks they said
maybe a thousand dollars or more a new
book was written to help guide us
through
the author is anonymous but it's called
guyva de eliyahu
but it's humbling to know that with
ellie it's not about the cash
for his wife has the courage to tell him
go and take out the trash to help
others start the daf an initiative was
begun all you had to do was commit to
start on page number one
a free gomorrah was sent if you showed
you had the belief
by the one and only yussi klein the king
of stress relief
with nissan algonz and others 600 got
their gumarayuma
with plans for over a thousand to start
meseka
sukkah we pray so very hard on yom
kippur we say to hashem please
for this very holy day is truly the holy
of holies
the kohen goddale is very busy he has so
much holy work
everything must run smoothly in sync
like clockwork
on this yom kippur holy day everyone
spoke with one voice
when the kohingol finished one was
filled with rejoice
entering the holy of holies that kohinga
would burn the qataris
throw blood between the poles of the
holy aaron kodesh
the kohingoda was required to have this
character trait the ability to be
sequestered
and be patient in weight the holy
mejadas were sprinkled
that is what we said to ensure they were
in tami being in contact with the dead
what day was the torah given to us sent
from up in heaven
was it on day six of sivan or was it
given to us on day seven
rabbi yoshi says on day seven and day
six says the tanaka
if you want to know the answer email
yosef at dafparama
the torah teaches etiquette always good
advice best to follow it exactly so
you'll al so you will always be very
nice
god called unto moshe and spoke directly
to him
why mention calling before speaking
sounds like a whim
to teach us something important call
first and then speak and what do we
learn
from laymore what do we seek without the
okay
don't repeat anything good advice for
life just try to keep those secrets from
your very nosey wife
some good advice came on daft 34 it
might be one of the best
why did the lion by noah did he really
fail the test
noah was not getting paid he was the
lion's only savior
because when you are the only one it's
no longer just a favor
now it's an obligation as you are the
one who must get it done
so remember to compliment your wife or
no dinner or any fun
does the sits need to be on the forehead
to truly be forgiven
of course this is a dispute that is
already a gemara given
this grew into the famous argument done
for the sake of pure
is tuma merely overridden or if tomah
permitted batsebor
our first temple stood for four hundred
and ten years
and only eighteen kohanim ghidolum
served a reason for cheers
the second temple stood for longer for
four hundred and twenty
yet more than three hundred kohanim
served sadly more than plenty
was a mezuzah required on the doorpost
of any lishka
only on the lichkush parhedren did it
require a mezuzah
since the kohingoda lived there for one
full week and mizuzu was needed so go
ahead and take a peek
while on this topic of mezuzah many more
questions arose a gate a synagogue or a
bathroom
a mezuzah on those and what about a
storehouse a barn or a woodshed
these are exempt if women use them
rabbit kahana said
on duff 19 ellie tried to show us how
hafina is performed
he made a good attempt but his actions
were deformed
you must carry the calls and ladle which
contains the kataris
you cannot drop a grain in the pan but
ellie made a big mess
you may grip the handle rim using one's
teeth or fingertips
a very hard procedure for bearded ellie
there were a few slips
advice is something ellie likes to give
some of it you should lose
like deciding on your kipper not to wear
any shoes
to avoid a speeding ticket and having to
pay a hefty ticket
just tell the cop your food's getting
called and he will always skip it
perfection is no biggie if that is how
you are born but working hard at torah
is a proud mantle to be
to be warned a bassamigus replica was
made with such a great knack
by the one and only young tsadik
zamentsby billyak
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they all join in they join the share and
learn the daf each and every day
also ellie irma yo moshe
given as an inheritance or only to
unshaven if you guess it was a dispute
that would be a sure bet no said the
tanaka it was not given to anyone at all
yes it would be yehuda to yehudah and
bin yaman was his call
which part were in yehudah what areas
can we count the chambers and the
courtyards in the holy temple mount
and what was in benyamin's portion what
do you say please the anti-chamber the
sanctuary and the holy of holies
the kohing is different from the other
kohanum listen up
he can't become tummy for any relative
no matter the lineup
nor tear his clothing let his hair grow
long even while mourning
marry a virgin wear a clothes while the
abode that he is doing
every order is crucial every step must
be in order the kohingado must be
careful to know each and every
border directions he must know and be of
great height and might
remember all the turns must be made only
to the right
in the hall of fire the number of
chambers there were four
the chamber of lambs and receipts
chamber of fire and one more
last one was the chamber where they made
the pun and bread made by the garma
family very talented the mishna said
for seven days no food or drink was
withheld or denied
except for irvium kipper so sleep he
would not go seek and hide
airvyon kipper the kohingodu was charged
with an oath to keep
don't change anything at all and they
would all turn and weep what would they
do to make sure the cohen goddell didn't
take a nap
rice krispies they would do their
fingers they would snap
music they wouldn't play but they could
sing him a song all to make sure the
kohen goddess stayed awake
and was strong five times on yom kippur
did the kohingol immersed
avodah and ten times he washed his hands
and feet all to be in awe
what did the ghavini the crier say each
and every morning
kohanim get up arise this is your holy
warning livium hurry up
hurry up and get to your platform and
israelites to your station
all this was the norm even though the
azara was filled with so many holy jews
when they would all bow down there was
plenty of room to choose ten miracles in
the base amigners were common and usual
all showed our level of kedusha that is
truly very beautiful
there used to be a race to perform the
truma sudeshian if it was still a tie a
lottery was held to decide it then
the races were cancelled not because of
a rain or a bad egg
seems one cohen pushed another and
caused him to break a leg
don't ever take revenge and it is
forbidden to bear a grudge
we all have to remember hashem is the
final judge if you want some good advice
on how to be forgiven
forgive others first to this goal you
must be driven
halfway done sorry
speaking of advice ellie sometimes
sometimes
has some good advice to shoot just don't
give him your money to go buy a cheap
fancy boss suit
on that 56 we do detoured back to
aravind talking about the techram
time for a big shout out for gary for
get for a great job on youtube and zoom
joseph without you too there would be no
mdy
yoshua the recruiter you make everyone
give it a try
yosef we are grateful to you for every
cut split and edit
you get all the scarf for our learning
to your well-deserved credit
mothers of kohanim would make their son
their shirt or hat but only the kings of
yehuda in the azara
could they sat lotteries were done to
see who would slaughter the tamid who
would sprinkle the blood
and bring up limbs of a kid four times
each day the kohana would assemble and
cast
lots every cohen who was there hoped to
get his shot the third lot was
for kohanim who had never offered the
incense
this desired service for wealth was very
desired and intense
seems like not much for a non-cohen to
do all has been done
actually he could do one thing perform
shrita over carbon but be very careful
if you're a czar don't arrange the wood
the penalty for this is very bad it's
not very good
check the sky they yelled is it dawn yet
is it daybreak no offering the carbon
tummy too early
or invalid it would make a cohen who
moved his bowels with the mikvah he
would have a date
to the key or he would go for his hands
and feet if he would urinate
now might be a good time to give our ceo
of merch joel a big hello
endorsing items for mdy he loves joel
cannot ever say no
ellie made a suggestion we're just not
sure that this is the right way
for mdi to offer to all a fancy toilet
today
all must immerse in the mikvah before
entering the azara not even at tahar
kohen
or not even doing an avodah an old
kohingol or one who was of delic
delicate nature for him they warmed the
water they raised the temperature
abaye lists the order of services on an
ordinary day in the mikdash we say it
each morning in karbanas
and for this you should not rush a
lesson taught don't pass over a mitzvah
when opportunity arises for all of us
this is a wonderful advice and a word
for the wise you're to fill it on your
arm go on on your arm go on first
before the one on your head on death
number three the most quoted by robin
gemara by ravi it was said
proper respect is a must especially when
one takes leave
of his king don't do a little curtsy
make an effort and do a full
bowing the garments the kohingo war were
very expensive if you wanted them more
elaborate
his family money they would give of the
garments he wore which ones were to be
superior
according to all it was the morning ones
they were worth so much more
excellent muscle was given to us on doth
number 35.
there's no excuse at all for not
learning torah as long as you're alive
hillel was poor and learned torah he
found the way and you can too
rabbal zabin hassan was rich and learned
tara also like a good jew
from yoshifatzadek we learn this too
even the wicked must learn
for overcoming his desires his share in
this world the next he did earn
time for a quick question on yom kippur
a quick little game
how many times did the kohingola mention
the holy hashem's name
those who use their talents for the
temple are very very lauded
failure to share your talents gets you
censored and not applauded
our market share ellie uses his talents
and gifts to teach us each and every day
we are grateful to his wife and family
for the sacrifices that they pay
be righteous on your own merit and for
that you will be known be
be wicked and you will all and you will
be remembered in the very bad friend
zone
the holy names we give our children is
our very secret code
just don't use names of bad people like
the not nice nimrod
on a mutsy shabby say new sugar came
keenum a pair of
birds not lice ellie killed three birds
that night
for a prop it was worth it for the birds
not so nice
it took a bit of urging and clapping but
ellie did get the job done
holding the pigeon in his hands this was
on daft number 41.
our next demo was of kamitsa this was on
daft number 48.
a mini offering of flour under ms bayak
is its fate
use three fingers in the right way ellie
did try very hard to toil
it might have worked had ellie not
forgotten the frankincense and the oil
perhaps most impressive was the mizbaya
that ellie built
it was made very well not exact but
strong so it didn't even tilt
a display of blood was to come a smear
was done not a sprinkle
going from top to bottom careful not to
spill in his eye a very big twinkle
on the last corner things changed the
blood went from down to up
many were thinking inside is it real
blood or is it heinz ketchup
ellie got everyone again telling all
that the blood came from a fish
that was one expense of fish but no
blood came from that dish
when ellie tasted the blood the
squeamish crowd got all tense
it seems the saying is still true not
all people use their common sense
during the first base amigdas the
incense was placed on the arun habrit
but during the second
we had no our own so and it was hidden
away in spirit
instead it was placed on the evan shasia
the stoner foundation
why call this because the world was
founded
during creation a question arose on daft
number 61
this question is a handful what happens
if he slaughters the goat before
sprinkling the bull
it looks like this is the problem and
this might spell doom and gloom in the
gemara they just called it lo assabelo
sometimes when you need a prop it's
right there in front of you we had two
volunteers no i'm fixing
avi kamianski both the holy jew now
wanting to dirty his hands ellie put on
rubber gloves
to rub their bald heads and show his
friends some real
love
which direction did the cohen goddess
ascend up to the holy altar which vessel
did he use
to wash his hands and feet with water
how many fires were on the altar also
called a pyre
onion kipper always an extra one always
holier and higher
is there a fifth fire on the mizbeh when
yom kippur falls
does the carbon tournament offered in
turmoil override shabbat what about the
extinguishing a coal while it is on the
ground
these are holy disputes with answers on
dot 46 will be found
ellie's logic is unique by the following
example
you will see if blood is thicker than
water and remember blood is family
but maple syrup is thicker than blood
don't you all agree
so logic dictates that pancakes are more
important than family
when ellie says the gomorrah is easy the
next few blood are easy sailing
many get very nervous and on the next
staff yomi they are bailing
on a late mosaic shabbat over 50 guys
showed up to hear the duff live
ellie turns 12 words on the duff from
two minutes into twenty five
says pirkei vote there are four
categories of those who go to learn
one either goes or practices some type
of reward does he earn
ask the panavichov what merit does the
one who neither goes or learn deserve
people don't want to be like him causing
others to learn is the purpose he does
serve
the holy man of white as pearl tasted
like all other kinds of
food it also served as gizra got kisrah
god
and held it to be understood whether the
baby was a nine or seven month baby from
husband one or two
was the slave stolen one who was the
owner you or you did the husband still
want his wife the one who ran away
all these were answered by the mana
where it would fall that very day
quick summary of chapter 8 as i have
taken so much of your time
the holy day of yom kippur requires a
bit of an uphill climb
we must afflict ourselves by refraining
from five or six things
oil anointing in leather shoes relations
washing eating and drinking
ellie mentioned to all of us one of his
favorite rules in life
and no he wasn't preaching listen always
to your wife
a good jew does it he learns three times
a day
and also does he pray but a jew doesn't
come into this world
just to be yo say let us all remember
that our holy torah is one given to live
by
therefore if any illness we don't risk
our lives to suffer and die
sins between god and man on this yom
kippur day are forgiven
but if you want forgiveness between you
and your friend you must give in
thanks to the mdy team for always going
the extreme extra mile
for the sake of torah they do it and
everyone with a big smile
mazel tov to all of you for learning
about yom kippur this very holy day
we pray that very soon the baitha
migdash will be there we will pray
a big accomplishment for all through
this gamora ellie has been our rock
as we know very well doing the darf is
truly geshmach
mazal tov
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thank you uncle phil wow a poet and we
didn't even
know it okay
uncle phil i just wanted to tell you
uncle phil you there's a
there's another boy you forgot this boy
you didn't see celta
yeah uncle phillip yeah there's a lot of
boys
but i do want to say that what is very
special over here is that
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[Applause]
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uh
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so ellie
ellie when you're busy with that i just
want to tell you
small ellie wad is here tonight
are we ready to do the benching yeah
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oh
[Music]
yes
oh
uh
trying to close the chat
[Music]
uh
uh-huh
okay now that it's all over
there
[Music]
okay thank you so much everyone
nice meeting you
okay it looks like that they cut the the
feet
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he was beautiful
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i can give you a ride what
are you doing where are you
yeah liberty new york
no you started welcoming just being on
two hours
i'm coming close to you i'm going to
scops i'm going out to the
yeshiva falls back now yeah
you're only going to get there at
i have to pick up my van by 4 5.
i don't know if i'm gonna make it
there's a chance where's your van right
now
my van is in blocked over i'm in libya
how far is that from from liberty
[Music]
20 minutes by chance but i need to do my
laundry
not you you you stay by omar i'll get
george
get storage to do it or i'll get i'll
i'll get it'll tough to uh give me a
bite 42 yeah
it's not swift right now
is it really in our country
thank you
it's now it's it's dry here in liberty
but it was storming this morning is
crazy and last night also
trees were going down the city
in the city trees were going down like
toothpicks last night around here
it was insane
oh it's windy rainy
hello everyone what's up
harry i'm terry yeah
it's very hot over here
hey naftali
i haven't heard that in a while yeah
mama
yeah i was sleeping i woke up towards
the end of the ceiling
sleeping it's the middle of the day
where are you in china anyway
where are you in china
china yeah hawaii yeah
what are you sleeping you're not that
old if you're asleep in the middle of
the day
yeah well i am always such an and it's
not just
can you see all this white beard here
no i just see the white mountain behind
me
oh wait that's my father
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are you not look if if if yesterday can
call me rob harry then i can for sure
i can call hubert himself
i don't know this guy's if this is
questionable he's got a pickup truck
who was that no no no the opposite who
is that doctor
dr lisa it is
look this is my pickup truck it's okay
i'm actually looking for a pickup
got a bobblehead on the dashboard no no
it's not on the dashboard it's
it's guarding my rear bumper starting my
firearm that was that was just for that
video
um do you need a pickup truck over there
in uh
in pennsylvania with all that snow
nah nah four-wheel drive uh works just
fine
a front-wheel drive works works just
fine as well
but i like the gun rack uh instead of
using it for guns he uses it
for sparring uh
uh yeah this guy
the guy with the pickup that's me
sherman no bobblehead just a box of
tissues i'm disappointed
yeah well if you want i'll send you a
video later yeah
very nice beautiful tell me what's the
story with sukko
oh yeah osuka oh oh listen by the way
i i i did that train a thing um
did you get any email confirmation
because i didn't get any
okay so i have to see if they processed
it because maybe they wouldn't pro
could be they maybe they won't process
it because i put your address in my
credit card you know
so it may not go through i don't know
it'll be okay
okay let me see what happens tell me
what the story is with sucka if you if
you need it
oh you had did you get any i got
i got i got oh wow no because it's funny
because i i emailed the color lotion
uh uh was it yesterday or tuesday
and they told me that they should they
ship
they shipped a shipment here so i don't
know
um let me know i think we have some
people here now so let me know i know i
know i know i would say
uh but but one second how how far are
you
from like the store that sells it we'd
have to send it to you you could pick it
up
if you need if i'm able to get it
they they deliver it with two days
oh two days oh it's friday friday it's
already thursday already
later i don't know oh yeshua's going
back next week
he's leaving next week anyways okay
let's see let me
let me uh i'm going to find out today
i'm going to call
the beagle eyes and then the other store
to see if they have it because my friend
my
my friend is a margarita who gave the
by us last night
he uh he told me uh
that they didn't have it yet in the
store in a specific store that gets it
how much do they sell it by you by the
way
i don't even know uh i didn't even ask
him
uh i would have to say probably maybe
fifteen dollars maybe
makes sense
i guess uh
and then i'll text you i'll see you you
know if i'm able to get it from you
at the traffic lights
yes if you the my uh
the shots that i have has uh has the
book
already the picture are you talking
about the picture book
yeah yeah yeah oh you have the olds of a
harder which one do you have oh the card
yeah yeah yeah i know oh i have those
other ones
it's like integrated into the shots yeah
yeah yeah
they do that but they put out a but
there's a new book that they put out
this year my my friend told me last
night
it's called uh hold her holder another
one
what did they have all these yeah yeah
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oh no because they have also another one
it's called vishnamtam
it's also through that uh organization
through all the others i remember seeing
it for uh aravind they had all the
pictures in there
yeah exactly they have they have great
uh
foot at the end on the side
have a nice day gentlemen
have a nice place yeah
have a good flight whoever's uh flying
off over there
who's who's blind oh harry's flying
someone's mine i'm i'm flying on the
border of
them
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i don't know you're in a car you could
be flying you could be one of those uh
you know amphibious cars
[Music]
i'm actually like with like i'm with
like 14 um
right now it's like 14 uh 32 cases of
water in the back of this car
really yeah
just open a few words i just want to
make sure as long as you're not price
gouging
are you
you can't sell a case less than 10
that's too cheap if it's under 10.
i know 10 bucks a case
there's the bottle pack so you got to do
is you buy water in new jersey
you buy at a costco for three
not even three bucks or not even four
bucks
and you sell it here do the if you don't
find
i'm buying them and then you could
return the empty bottles to pennsylvania
[Music]
it is a mad waste of time oh but anyway
the boys are gonna be jealous but
anyways
that's the raffle i guess you gotta if
you don't do that you're
you're basically you're paying the same
amount of bottle taxes
as the original price of the water
bottles itself
right here right here right here
this is a scary amount of water i have
back here
absolutely scary
turn left at the traffic then take the
second left
you guys have a great day
have a wonderful day see you guys
tonight
all right
i'll be through uh how long you gonna be
in the mountains today
oh yeah what's going on
i want to know how he's going to be up
here in the mountains he's on mute so i
can't hear
okay i'm going to be in the mountains uh
from 6 to 11-ish
i'll be in in the chevy spring valley
you mean she was from valley shiva
south wales oh i'm sorry
sorry yeah where do you get in
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thank you
muted
so
anyone get anyone new tonight
somebody said they picked someone up in
the uh home depot parking lot
yeah that was me i showed the guy the uh
the scene he got all excited
yeah took a wild guess i told him that i
told him to
see him is right by his house 15-minute
walk from his house
two-minute drive told me he's got to
take a little
finish work early tonight join us by the
scene
hopefully you don't have a camera
look at that brother we just got
hmm
thank you
oh yeah
anybody in new york looked out the
window recently
the chicago blew me looks like london's
still going strong on this here
so
i don't know what you missed you don't
know
um
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no one else down here
hello hi hey how are you
okay who's that slime aaron where's the
island
where was the other one went off i
was already yeah i'm watching the london
one
what oh how do we get the sound in
london
yeah but they don't hear they have the
mute they ran