Do The Dishes

there was a woman who's got married she's washing dishes every time she washed dishes she broke at least one dish so her new husband says go on here every day gonna break a dish she says you know what why don't you do the dishes let's see if you could get away without breaking dishes so he washes the dishes one day two nothing didn't break he says ha you see so a week later she takes over again now that she feels really stupid because he doesn't bring in dishes he starts washing dishes and uh she broke a dish so she decides she's gonna sneak out of the house she sneaks out real quickly she goes to the store which they bought delicious he goes to the guy she says listen I need this one dish that looks and he says that's so weird there's a guy that came here every day