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good morning rabbi shy
all right this is uh getting a little
weird
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he does a phenomenal job he's actually
taking over from reuben chad he's going
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time launching
so we're speaking about
the competition cerebra where he said
of the velvet design i didn't come to
this world to be yota
so this is from mordecai surpassing put
this together why am i showing this
again
because i got this email there's people
that want to be out
they want to schlep another guy to tara
they whatever they do they make a phone
call let's say even a lot of people sit
on the side i have a lot of friends that
can do the dive but
why bother why bother some people go out
of their way
this one is from dublin address we know
that address
he composed some songs videos listen to
this
i took to the streets today in 98 degree
weather
the one goal in mind was to spread torah
and to spread the news about the most
amazing
machine in the world and of course the
greatest magician
i pounded the pavement on have you jane
coney he's from staten island
so he went all the way to having eugene
coney
i stopped people in the street knocked
on car windows she moves with store
listen i gotta show you the pictures
this is crazy oh he'll make you sure it
looks smaller this is his
car a boy's eye a big giant
with one of those scanning things he did
this on his own
then he has this box he printed all the
stuff
this year has it all where do you do daf
big giant box
and here he is giving out cards to
random people
being advised himself knocking on
windows
it's he might have had the kool-aid
already
he was the first guest in this building
that we had okay
and he gave flashlights yeah yeah it's
interesting okay
i'm not saying to do exactly like this
you could go out of your way a little
bit
yeshua would be proud a lot of people
gave the same excuses like daf is not
for me
daf is not for me all those excuses but
i was already armed with the answers
thanks to rabeli
but in all every single person took a
card
whether they liked it or not i'm adding
that keep on daffing
beautiful
you know i was going to read the email
here from isser but i see
issa is here this is come here a second
get over here sir
is this true stop here it's true tell us
what what do you want to say so
and an acquaintance of mine says this is
doctor
sir oh microphone what kind of doctor
are you
occupational and environmental medicine
anyways so it's it's that's a sure
that's a sure so this acquaintance of
mine
says i joined the family like what
family like he's joined a gang or
something he says mdy
but he needs merch he's looking for the
merch so he can identify
and i'm thinking it's like game colors
now
welcome back sir thanks okay
real quickly um do we have time we have
another minute hello rebelli first i
would like to give you a shikaya
i just got my suka gemara my name is
maisha greenberger i'm 71 years old i
tried to listen to other shirum but i
keep coming back to your sheer
i'm unfortunately an almond ellie you
really give me
physic to go on thanks maybe everybody
should let them give you credit to
continue your work
i'd may have answered moisture
greenberger here's some of the guys this
guy became a star
recently the hemiselter
he had a bunch of visitors i have
different pictures of people coming
random people coming to visit him
this is mark ashkenazi and this is
um i forgot who's anika who jack
ehrman's
grandson what's his name sv orits from
tajbar okay
this is tomer levy in baltimore he found
a
car that had mdy in this
so i was hoping that the next one this
is a kaya i was hoping that the next one
would be like a lamborghini so bak
hashem
somebody sent in the next one here it is
here's a golf cart in a camp with the
mdy thing
okay what who
that's the family's golf cart i didn't
see him in it all right here's tom levy
and harry shalom
catching up in los angeles they don't
know each other but they know each other
through the deaf
and finally somebody also went out of
his way that's his name again
yossi dahari from manchester because the
guys from manchester you know they are
been around for the the oldest kabul
three years they have a tremendous
group of guys but they're they're not on
the um
technical the uh so anyways you'll see
how he put this together it's a
beautiful thing it's a
there's a get-together in manchester on
friday at
rabbi avrom weissfisch's house at 2 30 2
45.
oh yeah yeah that's very very important
robosei
yesterday the meaningful people episode
came out of myself
guy vidalia once again i did it a
thousand percent of small there's not an
ounce of gaiva of course in there i did
it to bring people to torah but i want
to say something
the guys behind the meaningful people
nahi gordon yaakov wenger
is he really yeah i don't believe he's
on yeah not gonna happen
but anyways just in case he's not on i
hope he's not if he's on i'm not gonna
say this
anyway they do a tremendous tremendous
job listen
they what they're in the business of
spreading torah yiddishkai
inspiring people it's tremendous that's
meaningful people this meaningful minute
so anyway check it out if you know
anybody that's on the fence they might
want to join this year
send them the clip it might turn them
off
all right um also you could also tell
people if they want to join
you could join mdy.com join mdy.com for
free gemara that's the way to get it
we're already at 450 gumaras given out
already it's unbelievable there's a week
to go
you jews are usually last minute kind of
people 450 kimars
they're not going to stop until it's
over a thousand maybe 2 000.
i had a delicious dessert that was going
to give out now
how are you he's really there we got him
unmute him somehow how you doing
you're not camera shy are you
all right we need some technical
expertise here
that's it so it's not a lie you actually
do watch the share if
even though i told him on the on the on
the interview i said
i don't understand why i was trying to
convince them to to join the share and
they're giving me a higher title just
pretend that you joining so other people
will join
so here he is bar hashem he's actually
joining at least for the email part of
it
stick around there's some good jokes
listen
there's israel i had
a thought that maybe you like prunes do
you like prunes
you do unbelievable i promise i never
spoke to him about it you just seemed
like the kind of guy likes prunes
i bought a pack of prunes i was going to
serve you
specifically you prunes why it's going
to come up soon
the grossest thing in shas
so i wanted you to no no no yeah i could
have
yeah it's really gross okay it says
gigabyte like this um
we're holding that pay on the base on
the bottom
six lines from the bottom here
there was a a guy this is a famous
line but a guy texted his doctor he says
doc i can't breathe
i possibly can't breathe i ate so much
i'm so stuffed i can't breathe
so that says what's the problem take
your finger put it in your throat
go like this and then do some vomit
you'll be able to breathe he says doc
if i could fit the finger in i would
have eaten another hot dog
that's what we're talking about right
here a guy ate so much achillo gaso
he ate so much aravim kippur by the
sudama
sakis which i did on my very very first
segments when i was 13.
i ate a ton and then i threw it all up
after skia and therefore i had to break
my first aim keeper
so if you eat that much where it's not
enjoyable at all to eat i
am kipper and you eat right after skill
you eat something
your potter because the reason why
you're not allowed to eat or drink a
little kid but it's because it's you
know that fish you have to afflict
yourself
with pain it's not painful it's not it's
the opposite
by you eating you're causing yourself
pain it might be even a mitzvah who
knows
no not at all
we have plenty of time because look at
this over here it's very short
it's very easy actually kind of teller i
hope i'm not messing up the story
this is how i recall it somewhat there
was a couple energy troll that decided
they want to be machmer
no no this gives this gives nachman
seltzer an opportunity
to to jump in and correct me
there's a couple an israeli couple who
said they want to be over i am kipper
with all the he during
eat every type of mahal us
what did they do they traveled to greece
and they went to
this non-kosher hotel and they ordered
everything and they started eating
seafood and lobster and it was gesturing
they were done with the sudo and they
called up their son they said no so
how's him kipper and there's this troll
so the son said it's not even kipper
it's arabium kipper
it's like oh so
right after shkia they start getting
sick violently sick
and they bring them to the hospital
they're sitting in the hospital and
basically they ended up
fasting the entire young people
okay says
the the the idea is to be on yourself to
afflict yourself
and this is the opposite you're being
massive yourself you're damaging your
body
all right with the same idea
if you eat truma which belongs to the
cayenne and you ate about hilagasa you
ate
so much you stuffed yourself and then
you
you put in a piece of turmeric typically
you have to pay the principal
plus twenty percent or twenty five
percent depending
on how you figure it the market calls it
twenty percent
miss shaolin sake because it's not a an
it says in the past you have to eat it
that's not considered eating as we're
going to see
if we get there you have to eat so if
it's
if it's disgusting food it's not real
food it's it it's hard for you
that's not eating i am keeper oh my
if you chew barley nobody chews barley
so if you chew barley that's not the way
that's not the derek
so and it's
why again
listen to this unbelievable story this
is why i wanted to give you swell and i
left
i couldn't find it cleaning lady got rid
of it she said prunes poof
tsar shabbat a person ate
a whole prune ho the kion
and then he regurgitated it he vomited
it out
the hola here comes another guy
israel that's the one i wanted to offer
you after i already regurgitated it
michelle and karen the first guy
obviously he a benefit every a to prune
she has to pay the whole thing plus
twenty percent shaney
shalom ella dem lorish and bevan since
it's not roy lafila really
so at most it's wood and that's
all you have to pay for
so we said in the mishna that if you
take the the shear
for eating onion kippers the size of a
large date
the shear for drinking i am kipper is
malayalugamov
one cheekful right depends four sheets
we saw yesterday
so what if you take a half a chick full
and a half a date
and you combine them is that is that us
or no it doesn't it doesn't it's not
it's tariff
who says this is
we're going to see the opinion of yeshua
the other opinion is going to become
self-evident
we could just read it you hear naki this
is how they do it in a regular share
then i'm going to show you how we do by
us
see him he's shaking his head calls you
to massive issue
of him and stare if the tomah and the
sheer are
equal they combine to massage
uri if the toma and not the shear
or shiyurevilla tumasai or the sheer and
natatoma what is going on i have no idea
like two muscles
but not the tumor not to shear aim it
starfin
everybody got it
now but we don't do it like that here
very good schmack
look at this we have here three types of
tumor
a tumor of a corpse a toma of an availa
and a tumor of a sheriff the tomb of a
corpse gives tomah for seven days
the tomah of a novella gives tomah for
one day and so too the tomb of the
sheriffs
the size of the of a corpse
is the size of an olive that's how much
tumor
that's how much of the body gives off
tomah all you need is an olive
the toma of an availa same size and the
tomb of the chariots is a smaller size
the size of a lentil
says the gemara very beautiful in order
for
half and a half let's say you have two
corpses a half an olive word from this
corpse
and a half out of order this equals an
olive size and it makes you tame for
seven days
if you have a half out of a half owl of
an availa makes your tummy
a half a lentil and a half a lentil from
two different sharrats in makes you
tummy
but what if you take a half a kazyas of
a
nevaela and combine it with a half a
lentil of a charades
yes the days are the same
the tomah the sheer of the tomah they
both equal
one day they only make utomi for one day
but the type the
the amount that makes you tame is
different one is an olive and one is a
lentil and therefore
they do not combine there's an x over
here the same thing would apply over
here
even though the amount of toma
is both an olive's worth but the days
are different
seven and one so therefore a half olive
of a
human body and a half a olive of a dead
cow
do not combine why because the days
are different now let's see it inside
again
culture to muslims if the day
seven and alev are equal
then you could combine two corpses
together
hold on let me finish this the sentence
here
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this we're talking about on a corpse
but we don't we don't want to get into
that we don't want to confuse people
here
to masa village let's say
the amount of days one and one are equal
but not the type of toma
one is that aloe vera is lentil
look at this what if you go from the
corpse to the chariots so it's seven
days in one day they're very different
and also it's a olive and a lentil so
it's light to muscle if you like you
really
certainly they're not great
we're not gonna and the gemara doesn't
finish off but it's obvious
that somebody argues here and that's
hahaman and they'll say
that you could be matarif a half a zious
of a
dead cow with a half a zious let's say
of a
of a share it's why not it's both tomah
so in our gemara
an hour so gil if you have a half a date
and a half a cup of water
it's a mastar if according to only
according to
rabbi yeshua it's named star of two
different things you're not mistar
according to khamenei that two different
types of tomahawk starve
you go from a corpse though sheriffs and
beam inside the two
so i have a drink and a half of oichol
is mitstariff
there's no connection it's possible that
rabona argue when it comes to tomah that
everything in this list right over his
messiah if you take a half a lentil of
this and half of his eyes of that
or let's call it just to make sure i
have his eyes of his shares and have his
eyes at the corpse and it's messiah but
that's my tomah
why the shame too at the end of the day
it's just toma thomas tomas
what's the whole point in yom kippur
it's not a sheer it's to
soothe oneself and though we had the
whole sookie yesterday how do you soothe
yourself
even if you're augmented you're
shaquille o'neal you're a giant human
being
you soothe your body with or
nakhizhan amari stadamire you're my
one date one day soothes a large human
being just like it sues a little kid
but when it comes to liquid you need
a full cheek and depends how big your
cheek is depends yeah depends how big
your cheek is
so in mela those two are not mixed
tariffs it's about soothing a body
a soul how do you soothe yourself if you
give yourself a little bit of water
and a little bit of a date it's not
going to soothe yourself if you give
yourself a nice amount of water that's
what a whole date soothes yourself
so we have repeating the same thing
things
okay so we have says
it's dependent on this machines if you
hold that the shiurim in this list
don't go together then they don't go
together on your kipper
water and and salads liquids and cells
don't go together
and rebellion says mafilotim are bon on
everybody agrees
by thomas i'm sorry this is my
colleagues
that's why there's an argument double
the same thing as we said a second ago
just repeating itself
when it comes to keeper there's no
there's no uh soothing of a of a body of
a mind when you
when you combine liquids and salads
brand new mishna
sponsored the official mishna sponsored
in honor of the mdy chevron
so when it comes to a shy gig
when you're eating you eat food by
mistake you don't realize the same
kipper
or you don't know that it's awesome to
eat whatever amnesia you don't know
and it was in one awareness because when
it comes to shy gig it has to be an
awareness
in other words if you found out in
middle that it's yum kipper
that's also to eat whatever it is and
then you eat again and
you forgot yet again you had amnesia
again then
you have to katois however
if a person eats and drinks we just said
that eating and drinking is very very
different
eating soothes your body with a uh
date drinking with the malay logan of
and they don't combine
they're very different so what if you
ate and you drink
or you have two katarisa one they're
very different
the answer is the mishnah one why but
they're very different
because how do we know that it's astrid
and drink
from one pasuk from the pasta of inui
so since it's one word it's one paso so
it's one answer you bring one carbon
so therefore you're only higher one time
but if you did you ate and you lit a
fire onion kipper
that's melaka
in this case because
you shouldn't do that's the difference
is another pasta
which we touched upon you ate things
that are not edible
spoiled food viscosity machine and ruin
you drink things that are gross
disgusting
bishop saw sear you ate fish brine
oy murious or fish fats potter
disgusting stuff now
fish brine goes well with fish people
eat it with fish but
to take a cup of it that nobody does and
therefore if you drink that i am kipper
your potter
nutrition no this has to do with
soothing yourself soothing when you're
in pain and you
how much do you how much liquid do you
need you're you're
you're playing basketball and you you
need to drink really badly and you put
two drops of water on your tongue it's
not gonna do anything
how much decided it's a cheek full then
that that
okay now i'm good i could go it's not
about
satiating yourself and it's not about
nutrition it's about
soothing yourself
no i that's why i stuck it in under my
breath because maurice
is a drink there's there's a gross drink
pruned fruits
if you drink prune juice on onion keeper
everybody's potted nobody in the right
mind can drink proon juice
oh you stroll here we go again not you
everybody normal people okay fine no not
froon juice
i get it i get it
sour milk okay nobody drinks sour milk
sour milk is one thing that's what the
mission starts off but now they're
saying another you have fish brine you
have the juice of fish
you have let's say the juice of a
chicken okay in the bottom of your pot
you're going to drink a cup of that
nobody in their right mind drinks that
so you're potter
but it's food because you eat it with
your chicken that's the dish it is food
it's not that gross that you don't dip
your chicken into it you dip your
chicken it's great gravy
gravy is unbelievable but a cup of gravy
is really gross
so cup of gravy your or something
but it's good you ask more questions
because this ahmed right here
is only about a minute or two just to
read
if i get here by friday i'll be nice
let's go
okay hold the questions until i have to
share for a second
what does it say in the torah
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no not this one sorry
oh yeah yeah i didn't even print it okay
okay let's use this possum i want i had
a better one nice one
that's the whole ocean the the soul that
will not afflict itself
then it'll get punished will not afflict
it should say don't eat
a commandment don't eat allah what's
loisuna
that which will not have affliction
it's not a good lotion to say that
you're high of
malchest um
the reason why it says it in this
interesting way
is because there's no other way says
that's that would be a classic like by
novella don't eat
don't eat don't eat on onion kipper why
does the turtle say like that
aquila because ice because all eating in
the toilet mother matzo
nevaela everything's kazai's not that
but every eating is because so if it
would just say
the word loyol i would say oh yum kipper
you're kavanagh's eyes but we know it's
a lot more than exactly in order to be
over
you have to eat more than exactly you
have to eat a date's worth which is more
than a casaus
why because of it because of soothing
yourself
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which is very interesting why would it
say that
you shouldn't afflict yourself so kuma
khan
that's not a good lesson because it
would mean go eat don't afflict yourself
don't be in pain don't fast so it says
the nephesh that his that did not
afflict itself that's the nephesh that's
hive
masculinity
this is interesting like a double note
two no two wrongs don't make it right
nicholas
we know that the word hishomer is alive
pen is a love
so if you have ishmael pen lois be
careful
as you might not afflict yourself and
then you're hiding
now you have to love him he's charmers
one pen is two
masculine
guard yourself in the mitzvah of
affliction
in kane he showed me the love love
it says by negative it says
negative okay so that's allowed if
you cut off a taras you have you spoke
of shinhari have a little bit of
something on your skin you cut it off
over here alive but over here it says
it's an assay you shall make yourself
afflicted so it comes out
that you made a left and i say it
doesn't work it's a
it's a no on a yes it doesn't work
masculine
but there's another way to do it
which is a very interesting lotion never
found
an entire al tosser says
cassio okay it's not funny
okay i hear it could have said i'll toss
him in at the end of the day
and that would have been more of a live
than it says right now but now the
gemara is going to go searching and it's
a very easy stugo
it's very redundant a little bit of
easy sugar very easy and i'll prove it
to you because
usually when you have such a large daf
it's a gadita
it means it's not isis no rashi just
goes
so it's proof that's a very easy death
by the way if you ask some teenagers i
mean i'm not
i'm not saying i ever asked my son or
anything like that but if you ask a
teenager what is like
the worst day of the year sometimes
they'll tell you the worst day of the
year
jim kipper not your teenage years
no you have to fast all day after being
sold it's it's
it's just annoying so the answer is
swell cilantro they asked him
if you were to come back to do one thing
in this world what would you want to do
he said i want to i would want one more
game kipper one more young kipper
that's how important you kept with them
so the kumara says over here
the tana learns it out from this passage
the what
that is azara that's awesome
to eat i am kipper now
very important stuff we're going to be
learning about that
on your kipper you have to add a few
minutes before you kipper your keeper
starts a few minutes or three cepheid
same keeper and
it leaves a few minutes after him kipper
and the same thing applies to shabbos
so we have the issue to eat i am kipper
and we have the issuer to do malachi
says
one passage says you shall inflict
yourself
in other words you can't eat or drink.
you can't do all mulakas like shabbos
maybe if you do malacha five minutes
before him kipper
smack in the middle in other words
you'll keep your star already bets and
betsam
so we know that you have we're going to
see later you have to add a few minutes
but if you do during those few minutes a
annoyance you have to add
you have to add you have to fast for
those extra whatever few minutes
few moments this happens you don't get
better you have to fast
what if you don't what if you break your
fast then you don't get a nightness
it's awesome
perhaps that's only regarding
malacha the five minutes before yom
kippur you did
so you don't get irish but if you don't
fast maybe you do get a chorus
or
you don't get caught us for breaking
your fast five minutes before you give
it
but perhaps you get malcus it's not fun
39 whips
is only on the middle of him kipper not
under five minutes before him kippers
maybe the malcos you see it's like
redundant and easy you see
naftali i wasn't joking around there
you think that it's only
eating i'm sorry i'm a locker but of the
year moves out this episode you get
malcus
if you break your fast five minutes
before says
no ma'am
what's more hummer fasting
or making a fire on your keeper what's
worse
i'm gonna say making a fire you know why
because you can't make a fire even on a
regular shabbos
so shabbos fire is the worst it's always
awesome fire zoi melaka zoyza sir
not just fire whatever it is
the the right before avalazar linux
so we still don't have a source
for malchus for eating on yom kippur
midnight says
at the end of the day it shouldn't say
anything about
the punishment when it comes to work to
doing malachi on
yom kippur because i can learn that from
from from fasting
um
you're right it's extra the word now we
have actual word we're going to use this
word
allah
it says the word by eating in other
words there's
a chorus by eating and this chorus
so just like there's also malkis well
this
the torah warned us beforehand don't do
it
finoi
so to listen to this it's a little bit
of a happier so to when it comes to
fasting
it's as if the torah warned us
i'm asking you how do you know that you
get malcolm's if you eat i am kipper
how do you how do you know because it
doesn't really say it but with the
hackish it says it
the questions from i know you get
malcolm
young keeper yes and because his actual
word here
teaches us that even when you eat you
get malcus
it's as if the toyota warned you
well we know xavier shove is great and
it's very powerful but if there's a
if you could prove if you have some sort
of
reason why it's different then you break
the xero shove in my friend
mclaughlin there's never a time i am
kipper
that eating is mother
eating becomes pushed off sometimes if a
woman is giving birth you have
pushed off it's never mutter when is
melanchol
not everybody together no that's a dakoi
i just explained that's dakoi
when is it 100 mutter oh oh who said
that
and the base that makes this is double
feinberg in the base i mean
it's mother it's not the torah tells you
to do it
oh sami mela that is a kula
mali so fasting is a much bigger humra
than melancholy
how can you learn one from the other how
can you learn from something that has
zero
heter onion kipper that is fasting
again there are circumstances you're
allowed to break your fast but it's only
about the avid so to speak a person with
the evidence the torah didn't say go
ahead and eat
the tire commanded you to shock an
animal i am kipper
to make a fire for the tyres i am keeper
that's mother hello okay so another one
hello enes being with the government it
shouldn't say cars at all
when it comes to fasting mama loves
because of this exact spider that we
just said
which is weak you could do malachi
in the base of mikdash and if you
perform malacha outside of the base that
means you get karis
but fasting doesn't have any heater at
all certainly it should be kara's so why
in the world did the taurus say that
this car
is for breaking a fast lamina
therefore the whole concept of cars by
eating is
so here we go again here's through this
i have a source
for malcus but i could break it
off
the fact that melaka's us every single
week on a shabbos
and even more than a yantef tells us
that it's a humra not a kula
so melaka is even worse than more hummer
than fasting wow if this is your first
first daff with daffy you me trust me
it's not like this every day
this is no am i lying no this is one of
those
okay
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okay i have a different xeris shava here
in the paw silk
it says sm by fasting it says etzembai
malacha so i have exercise
and it's means that i'm not learning
anything else from this word so it's a
powerful xero shove that he cannot break
delay move now because if it wasn't
extra and i was learning something from
it
then i would have the prayer that i just
said a second ago that melaka
is more powerful more humor than than uh
fasting so i can't learn one from the
other why is it more baffled because
it applies to every single shabbos in
yandere la
yes you're right if muffin it's actually
the word etzem is extra
why hamish the torah says
four times kamela literally those words
assassin four times the fifth time it
says it a little differently to give us
the inish for whoever does malacca on
yom kippur
so khad allah
to warn us do not do any in the daytime
wanted to say no malacha in the evening
why would i have a have a minute
otherwise
that's a great casualty he shot him on
the bottom line ask that kasha
and he stays with the turkey
and one is to teach us a punishment for
the day once the teachers are punished
for the night
and finally the fifth one and one is
completely extra
the mig mire this that we just said
okay end of that segue but we're not
done 100
the bay
also says by review the word
just like the torah warns us beforehand
just like shabbos this malcus if you're
over so too
on yom kippur papa omar returning to
pay allo from the base
sponsored for all who need a shidduch
and for for slamming for all the quality
you don't need to come on to xaishava
yom kippur is a shabbos
and if it's a shabbos the sliv shabbat
the bottom line is i don't need xero
shava i have the word shabbos and
shabbos
there's malcus
he chose not to use auxiliary shock
zebras is a wild uh
it's a lemon why don't i need a lemon if
it says my fortune in the pasta it's
shabbos
it has a lot of shabbos
why did he say that you need xerox
chavez here just say that
yum kippur is a shabbos and a shabbos if
you do you're over
you get you get malcolm's if you do
malachan on a regular shabbos you get
magazines if you do
i'll tell you why it doesn't go like
that but i like this oh
this is the famous famous halacha that
it's a mitzvah to eat on yom kippur
and we're going to go through this
airbnb
interesting it says in the past you
should fast
when is yin kippur yum kippur is on the
10th of the month
but the posix says you should fast
a day before you keep you should start
fasting
maybe i would think that you have to
fast before coming rev
the reason why the tire says such an
interesting lotion that you should fast
in the night
to tell you that you should do to cephas
jim keeper you need to add a few moments
beforehand
okay you have to
fast a few moments before him kipper
yellow bikinis don't eat
the moment yom kippur goes out you have
to wait a moment later
okay how do you know shops now by the
way
i know it's late but i want to give
myself muscle here usually i give the
island mostly i want to give myself
moisture here it goes like this
ellie what is your problem i'm not
joking around there
it doesn't matter if shabbos comes in at
2 30 in the afternoon
and it doesn't matter if shabbos comes
in at 8 30 at night
i'm always running out of the shower
five minutes before shaquille i don't
know how it works
every single it's the same exact thing
now yeah now these years i have an
excuse because i'm preparing to share
friday's the toughest day of the week
but it doesn't matter no matter what
and i used to dive in a show where
people would show up a minute before
they would look at the sun
i think this show with the cars before
so we've got to be careful it's
impossible for us do you have to add to
shabbos i'm going to start being careful
based hashem
i think i said it last time also and i
lied but now i'm for real
even for shabbos you must add a few
moments before shabbat shabbas doesn't
start
the moment shakia goes down or whenever
that is it starts a few moments before
the deposit tells us
interesting you know where else it says
where else besides chaba is yanta vin
kippur
shmita shmita which is coming up this
year
you have to start shmita a little bit
earlier whatever that means like a day
whatever you have to give a little bit
more to shemitah so anytime he says
you have to add a little bit of
him so we had an ahmed alev that he
learns from the
xerox of ethemetem that there's no inish
listen to this cop it says atsumetem
there's no punishment if you break your
fast five minutes before
yom kippur you're supposed to fast five
minutes before him keep it let's just
say five minutes
argument take and you broke your fast
you ate two minutes before him kipper
you don't get a punishment
because i learned it from etsy medicine
but what do i see from that
the immune the fast you have to fast
the fact that he's telling me that
there's no punishment tells me that you
behave to do it
that's the hab that's him
so then why does he need the possibility
to teach us that you have to add a few
minutes
i already learned from matsumatsu the
famous
erev yum kippur mala ola kosovki
iluasana chivas siri hold on nachman by
the way from today on beijing we're not
going to say to them anymore
spoke to my father according to the gra
you don't say to hillary
every single day big fears only when
there's a need so maybe we could
say look we'll stop today we'll say
tomorrow for the people of miami
just to break it because we've been
saying already for a year but
a point why do why is it a mitzvah to
eat perfume kipper
so this tube shot them rashi over here
says you should
you should husk get ready
on the ninth in order to fasten the tent
so that's the mitzvah to get ready for
him kipper
the rabbit yiddish says because
every single yantef has a sudha syantif
and yum kippur is a yantef and where's
the sudah the suda skipper
is arabian kipper and that's why you get
a special mitzvah for eating all day
long
have a wonderful day
hey
right right because at 1 15 in the
morning a bunch of new yorkers on zoom
learning tyranny
the cousins right and none of us and
none of us are delirious
good night everybody
he's not related from lakewood
but he's related to the lobovich's slimy
client from
that it's unbelievable and his name is
not nappy
pretty good i gotta tell you it's just
his pen name huh
no i got one
it was a great interview by the way why
would it take three months for it to
come out
i don't know i have the numbers it has
to be in the right time
it happens
took you out for slurpees where were you
though
and what you're talking about i'm
you think i'm missing maybe maybe uh
maybe
ellie dykman and you saw went to chicago
they took him to charlotte's tonight
he's waiting for
he's waiting for a slurpee on august 1st
here oh who's this who's this with you
huh
and who's this oh
oh damn busted
oh it looks
know you like take him to a nicer one
that's not so nice
if you're gonna lie to me i'm gonna fire
you i'm gonna put
ellie trapper as though be careful
no no they need to take me
i once took him to 7-eleven and it cost
me dearly
how many times did i take you to
7-eleven yo not enough
thank you very much
don't let ellie get to you he's a big
father
billy when's the seal
the only thing he's missing is putting
on film people on people
well here's the love aperture actually
who david address
just damn some of
what are you talking about the end of
the day
his produce truck converts into a
mitzvah tank
beard under his double mask that's why
he's got the two masks
he doesn't shave his beard he doesn't
trim he's an undercover
i put on to fill in before you get home
from the produce shopping
hey one minute i want to show you
something you see this guy says
robert take your name shake your hand
robert
yes he's in australia in your
hobbitsville he's uh
hours and hours away from like the
closest
bat house and and guys from this year
don't don't ask they went crazy watching
friday's share already he
he's already up the hall of my circus
he's so far ahead of his client
no no it's family
it's winter time there's he's not taking
a walk before when it was warmer outside
he's taken us for walks outside
look at look at the screen for a second
look what's going on
let me show you what's going on you have
yitzchak bernhard
who's uh
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then you have robert from australia
you have uh akiva zeigler from
yeah and he hangs out at the cookie
corner
the official hangar of mby
is a written surgeon
he lives in a normal place with his wife
but he runs away he did the whole week
he's uh he lives in the hopesville in uh
allentown
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oh gross cough is in you see it says mr
grosskopf he's in uh
england right now is anybody here from
the five towns
schwartz is not here i'm going to tell
him he's in big trouble
here this is uh oh yeah we get we get
discounts in
by the way it was my first my first uh
yo yo maybe you want to go
maybe you want to go on a meaningful
minute oh yo the first meaningful
minutes i saw was today
well well hello
he'll take you up on the offer i don't
have your number
all right advice i gotta run now it's
better that way
communicate with you with joshua don't
give him your number
have a wonderful day everybody thank you
thank you thank you
you