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nishmas my father-in-law that's your
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and the grandfather shmuel ben shalom
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and is buried right next to the holy
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give a lot of yankel irving
in honor of jonathan stefanski
virtuoso performance and being the
recipient of the planters peso crone
award
such nachos has not been seen in new
works since idte i have no idea what's
going on i hope you understand
philip roth in the hot summer of 67.
leo there look at them it's maybe it's a
bunch of you understand it
no nobody understands besides you
understood
we got i got a lot of comments how great
it was i actually got
yesterday i see the guy sent me he said
i hope you weren't insulted by that
whole thing
like what are you crazy i loved every
second every
nuance with the collar with moving the
thing with looking for the that
everything's gevaldic jonathan
by anonymous and he said i don't like
anonymous
on the twelve years out of my wife's
grandfather max rosenberg zeke italic
lebron
a pillar of the brewer brewer brewers
community
better get his life to yeshiva's success
in the united states of his family
but you'll see
i think that's how you say right we went
through this a few times
a young father of three with a giving
heart that never stops
please keep him in mind for a complete
recovery
oh we have plenty of time
rabbi here this is from keith wright
from white plains new york i've been
with you since the first day of
broadcast and having mr daff
i attended a conservative day school i'm
99 years old
nah that's it i tell you consider day
school in new york but left after group
ninth grade so i hadn't learned gamora
since 71
71 that's a year before i was born
although a lot of learning is over my
head i've stuck with it because of you i
particularly enjoyed the stories about
your personal life
ah so let me tell you myself later
many of which resonate with me but
non-resonate listen from all the mices
all the mices listen what resonated the
most
yeah there's a very very good comparison
today
boys banana resonate with me more than
the lamb chops at your daughter's
wedding
i love lamb chops when i was growing up
my mother made lamb chops frequently
but my wife refuses to buy lamb chops
because a friend of hers accidentally
left lamb shops in the oven too long
wasting more than 600 dollars of meat
but my daughter he doesn't see but my
daughter is getting married in august i
want a decision we have to make
big big decision here whether or not to
spend an extra 2
500 for lime chips because my wife and i
we will probably be spending most of the
week we adding schmoozing with our
guests
realize that we'd be lucky to have time
and he did it other than a lifetime
so we decided 86
to 86 lamb chops and instead serve them
at a family barbecue when my daughter
and son-in-law get back from
listen everybody takes whatever they
need to take out of the chair
you hear this jonathan next forum
mammoth your mom has changed my life the
way you discuss
those barbecue ribs unbelievable
rabbi here's one from a from after 14
year old
the story from revival in the fire
happiness
what are you talking about rebelli no it
doesn't say that and then here's another
one from swisher
i know how much you like to be corrected
last week when you mentioned the the
myself rebecca
thank you for so much incredible job
you're breaking down the sukim oh here's
somebody that likes the sukim
it gives i was thinking about it
yesterday so we had the three phobias
that children
people have so i wanted to say that
maybe that's more like children they're
scared of benching
of flake shakes
from malaysia or dove fiber the
statistician in the house
and avi kamianski's in the house
unbelievable
yeah how many days has it been since you
left here
everybody together and you left shabbos
the seventy oh is that 70. into minus
400.
this is what this is 408.
so how many how many days is that
338. 338 days ago
david feinberg walked out of the
basement
and he's back today for the first time
rabbi say
there's a good reason why they call him
the statistician it's like this
i have another list what are what's the
phobia
of a daffy mild phobia so the few
phobias
missing a word not getting to the bottom
of the page
but here's the real one tumen tahara
people are you say the word to entire
especially if you tell them oh we have
40 dafatum tyra
sukhim adaf sukhim they can't they can't
drush us that's what i mean russia's
sukim
you know what else a very long taisus
not a lot of people do but when you see
a long tisis you start having a heart
attack
oh so for that yummy guys the tysus is
the best thing ever
the longer the better some dap him have
a tyson that's so huge that there's only
one line of gemara and the island goes
wow thank goodness for that i'm not
going to look in it but it's a great
thing that texas is here
so anyways describe the smelly bernard
who taught who reminded me about this
tuman tire business
and kochim so kochim tumatahaira taisvis
sukim there's a bunch of things okay we
can learn tyra now
that's a fear everybody say i have to
share with you this one thing i
have to ask avi factor this might be
illegal you know the hipaa laws
you know you're not going to say russian
heart about yourself i don't know if
you're allowed to show your own medical
records to
a small tiber like we have here today
but i told the islam here's my original
laboratory results i'm showing it to you
i don't care
cholesterol 198 triglycerides 167
ldl cholesterol 141 and hdl30 now here's
the good news
a month and a half i'm being on a
serious diet losing 21 pounds
intermittent fasting you can do whatever
you want i'm not a doctor i'm not
just be healthy here are the new numbers
so went from
141 to 114 right in line right in the
middle over there
from 167 to 118 the triglycerides
and over here if i understand it
correctly
the uh regular cholesterol
went from 198 to 138
why not because we have to be healthy we
got to go on diets
and if it worked for me it could work
for anybody i was bipacha noira i
thought that's it it's all over i have
crazy cholesterol
and people should check themselves get
blood tests
all right because i want the islam to be
around to finish us i don't need people
like
and one of the biggest things people go
buy buy from kovit is the cholesterol
business
the i need everybody on the cruise board
we also have to finish the parrot today
it's a little late
says the gimmara we are holding all the
way in the bottom left
base
the thickness of the wall and the
windows
we said are considered like the inside
um
here's allah again rav likes to drop
these bombs he says allah runs away
the rooftops and the second stories
of in yerushalayim and in that zara
don't have kadusa do not have gedusa in
other words if you're going to eat a
kachi kachem you're going to eat a
chatos
in the azara do not do so on the second
floor if you're going to eat your kachin
column
your slum your pesach don't do so on a
rooftop
you're not allowed to do it on a rooftop
amy last year pesach everybody remembers
was a very
difficult time i original was locked
down i don't know about america i'm sure
it was the same thing you couldn't go
you couldn't visit
families were broken up so after we were
davening
on porches then so after davening yeah
after davening i got in the mood i don't
know
where the inspiration came from i
screamed for my rooftop
right when the avenue was over i said
good good jonathan who was screaming the
other day i said your boy said
let's meet here at 10 30 whatever it was
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anyways
i don't know but we we came out yeah
it was my idea it was my idea he stole
my idea he started
stole my idea i didn't hear it
oh he said were you saying it was
beautiful beautiful so many
a bunch of family came out you were one
of them no yeah you were one he doesn't
remember didn't leave an impression him
love an impression
where does it come from from this gimbal
right here
do so many people per each carbon pesach
that there are a lot of people there the
layla and the hollow that these people
said after they finished dealing
pesach igra
tore down the rooftops huh
broke the rooftops in other words
there's so many people so where were
they eating the pesach
where they're saying the halo which is
on the rooftop
and that's a problem i love the achiever
of amibiro
you rob said that there's no douche on
the rooftop over here it says they ate
the carbon face on the
on the rooftop that you're allowed to
eat caution on the rooftop
no no they ate inside their house in the
living room when they went outside later
i actually saw videos of of even
non-fruit people in tel aviv
unfortunately i hope but arab took the
video but they were also singing these
songs
from the murphys it was beautiful stuff
anyway the achill
so the way the gemara is learning the
word africa
rav learns the word affi-carmen epic
you shouldn't take out your calendar you
shouldn't travel after
you eat the carbon pay so you shouldn't
go to another place
you're in this group don't go to another
group the concern
is you might eat carbon pays off in a
different group i'm going to see
on this almond the macholicas you let it
go to another group not allowed to grow
but you not going to be part of another
group says
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all right this is enough camino between
over here
they were already finished how could
they leave their place the shyla is how
could you say hallo on the roof the
answer is because they're already done
with the meal
we're not concerned you're going to eat
more pesach
there's a humra the way it worked is
the a very tall building
right 100 120 ammo very tall the
each each floor so which includes the
kadisha kardashian
was 40 arms taller than by shiny by its
region's 30
so you have 40 amis which is
approximately 80 feet that's how tall
the ceiling was 80 feet on top of that
there's another floor
also 40 ammo the second floor
that's above the glacier connection
nobody ever went in there they only went
in for maintenance
how often should i scotch
him we know i am kipper the congola went
in a bunch of times
came in came out sprinkled the blood
took out the tires put in the tire
install thing
valley is basically but only once a year
on anime valley's base country
but the second floor in loyola panama
once every seven years
twice every seven years
either once every 50 years once every
seven years twice
but it was very rare to go nobody hung
out there they went in there to see if
there's any cracks any repair
so i had more kedusha why does raph say
there's no douche on the second floor
there's no there's no gdusha on aliyah
there's no on
on the rooftop says rav in your slime in
the basement
no zero nothing nothing just dust i
don't know if there's dust there's no
humans there's no construction i don't
know i don't know what it was it was a
locked
safe you walk in there and that's it
you're going to you're going to stand
over there in the hole and ask me a
question on rav
the print out the layout the the
architectural design the blueprint
thank you the blueprint of the ulam
the storage rooms the the rooms the
alias of oh
this is the important word values of he
gave him the blueprint
of the second floor the hedorah of the
rooms
and it says a few seconds later
we had this possible number of times it
was
designed the blueprint the male 1
designed the blueprint
so he designed the second floor
of the kodisha kadashim so it has gdusha
you're asking me
why it has because designed it however
other things the alios other things
there's no design from hashem they don't
have tashma
shako
so you have these you have these
uh like little
rooms that are off the azara so
if they are built inside that zara but
they're open
their doors are to the oil over here
hirabayas is called
it's called not not as kaddish obviously
they're open to the hierarchy so they
have a douche like harabai's
but the rooftop is kudesh but rav says
it's not they don't have to do show
these these roofs take him out of his
though
because you see him shove him in the
it's because these roof taps are
even on one plane with the floor of that
zara
so it's a continuation of the azara and
it is
our mela it has
the inside of these rooms since they're
open to that zara have a douche like
that sorry but the rooftop
zorro if we're talking about that the
rooftops are equal
that's our heavy muscle so these are
considered
tunnels
statue so why so you're talking about
the room that's below that zara because
if the rooftop is equal with that zoro
so this room that you say has a lot of
douche in it
is below below is already a tunnel the
tunnel doesn't have douche
when he said that a tunnel doesn't have
a douche because it's open
but if it's open somehow
it depends if you have an opening even
if it's like a staircase whatever
you go down but it's open to the azara
so it has glucose if it's open to the
outside it's hot everything
fits it
the roof of the hall
you can't take a sheep and check that
over there
a even if the sheep is let's say a
carbon pesach a kachin khalid
and when you eat kachin you eat this
where do you eat it
inside zara you cannot climb up the
stairs
and go to this lishko let me ask you
shiloh somebody asked this in the coil i
think it was a very simple answer
a messiah has to go outside of the three
mahanoise could he go on top of a
rooftop
in your slime there's no douche oh there
is no roof let him go on top of the roof
why does he have to be in that back and
go outside and then we said yesterday
there's heat and there's rain and he has
to protect himself
let him go on the roof get schmack i
have a smack a roof here for him
the answer is because he has to go out
it's not that he can't be
and he has to go out going out means he
has to leave completely but when you're
eating kachin
you have to be in a place
it says that the hecal the the roof of
the heck is
now what's the kasha so i'll tell you
right it's bothering everybody who made
the blueprints
the answer is made blueprints he made
the blueprints of the of the of the
heckle
so the roof of the egg was kaddish what
are you asking me we just answered
anything
who made in the blueprint in this
cottage the answer is if you look at the
pasta
which is said later on in blue goes on
the green
but it has to be within the green and
there's no mention of a gag here
this is rashi not my kiddush
okay
is not referring to a measurement it's
referring to a tool called an ammo
it's a measuring stick we had it this
knot
there are two measuring sticks in the
base amigos
this is amazing because first of all
writing before purim
but this is a lesson in akara satov
because the persian government allowed
clyde israel to go and build the base
and mikdash
so in the base amigurus itself they had
a whole depiction of shushan it's called
shusha nabira
similar i don't know today if you put
out a flag an american flag because you
have a kharsatov that they allow is the
first time in history
that they allow jews to to to learn
torah and they they
give money to the teachings all that is
the type to the
non-jewish government such a muslim
i don't know if you can think about a
better thing what
does she allow this place i don't know
so anyways so they put right over there
by shushana biro
as a chorus a toy the idea of a chorus a
toy
aphasia carries rockets to find us on
the
northeastern corner bathroom is rockets
drivers south eastern corner
y2 zoo child carrying miz rockets
foreign
is four thumbs wide four fingers
so how many of you have twenty four five
six plus six plus six plus six percent
six six
a dozen plus another dozen twenty-four
okay great
that's part of which math 20 plus four
is twenty-four
now uh here's a good one if you're not
from ponovich so if i
add another finger
124th to it what percentage of 24 is it
what percentage of 100 is one finger
regular american math it's about four
percent
four percent more so they added four
percent they added
either a half adds bar or a full ed spa
two percent to four percent
so that one measuring stick that was two
percent more than the real measurement
and one that was four percent more
here comes the myso this goes back to my
dating
days you'll ask me why i don't know why
i went to a knicks game in madison
square gardens i'm not sure if it was
with my wife
but i wasn't a very big professional and
if you know they have these guys that
scalp tickets
they hustle you so i got a guy
and i i'm not sure how i might have had
tickets or i might have bought tickets
afterwards but i wanted to buy tickets
so he comes over he goes
i got good stuff i'm going good so i go
okay he says uh it's it's i said but
it's so red the game started you can't
charge me your
full price he goes the game started he
goes like this he shows me his watch
that there's 15 minutes to game time i
also had a watch it was already the game
started no
fine this is a stickle chakra kept on
going
and for some reason i meet this guy
again
either i'm not sure if i had tickets to
sell him and i wanted to upgrade
so so i try to sell him my tickets
she goes what do you mean the game
started already
i got the game didn't start it's a it's
15 minutes before the game he goes
the game started look he had two mice
and shaw yeah two watches
i'm serious emma's a story so fine
i don't know we don't have time for more
mices so anyway i went into the game
there's enough
this is why my wife married me i'm not
not joking she'll she'll tell you if she
had a pinpoint in
the time she decided oh that's the guy
so i go into the
go in the stadium sit down there with my
with my this girl i just met the face
two three days ago and uh i sit down
it's like 15 rows off the floor
i'm we're sitting there five ten minutes
all of a sudden this big gesundheit
whatever comes over
get out of my seat what's my seat no
it's my seat
she shows me tickets that's her seat
it's a whole commotion it's my seat it's
your city the guy comes he says come
with me
takes my tickets he comes back two
minutes later uh these tickets are
reported stolen get out
so i said can i can i talk to you for a
second yeah
okay so take them through guys listen
this is a blind date
i don't even know this girl this is
really embarrassing you got to hook up a
brother you got to hook me up
she goes you know okay fine he takes me
down
two rows off the floor you can ask my
wife two rows off the voices okay
this is it that i said to the whole game
what no didn't smear nothing with her
fine
so she said if you if you're able to
okay fine fighter
how did we get into this oh so we're we
have
measuring sticks that are not 100
percent accurate why
this chakra is
four
we measure with one and give back to the
other in other words
we don't want people to be over on the
ilo they're getting paid from they
spending this money
if they might if they if they'll short
the baseline english with a half a
percent they're stealing from me
something does
so when they give back they say i want
you to build me a wall that's two hours
long
we're gonna make sure there's a there's
a four percent cushion in there so they
don't make a mistake and they
don't they're not over a milo they tied
the line so why do we need two measuring
sticks two different measurements
of course you're not gonna make a guy
give four percent extra when it comes to
gold he's building a table made out of
gold
you can't make him do four percent more
two percent
the windows and the thickness of
the wall is like inside the base i mean
inside
the basement is
you have a window where the bottom still
here mama's looking in the station
the sill is almost over here it's almost
a couple inches off the floor
there's such a thing so mellow according
to rav
the kadusa keeps on going continues from
the floor into the windowsill
but whoa wall's all the way up there how
do she get up there
it says the gemara there is a wall
that's very low down that matches the
floor
the lower wall
so yeah the higher bias is on the
incline
so if i build a wall at one point my
wall might hit
the mountain and then it keeps on going
out so that point that hits the mount
is equal with azara and then it becomes
a wall
and then the rest of the wall has glue
once it hits that zara
it's a one plane with that zara then it
gets glue
okay just interesting to point out that
say this real quickly says that
when it comes to the ducha of a base of
knesses
he says that on the second floor you
certainly shouldn't do
any not nice things like sleeping he
says
but if it's like a kid dish or something
like that i'm a super he says
says the only going why is he
suffocating he has a way to he pass
against
he takes the three with shy name the
tour and goes two two out of three say
that
why over here isn't super because he
says he's so big because he's not sure
of a show
and i i took from this big a show
is either like the heiko or like the
azara that was a suffolk what's a show
buzman
like a hey ho or like that zarya can you
imagine that's it i'm done with my
walking
i got a it's it's a heck of a finished
if you don't know what two kaburs look
like you have two groups sitting in one
room
and they're eating one carbon peso now
we're going to say this is maclaikus
because you take the one carbon face of
two different places not
that's our mission
so they turn away from each other even
though
they don't have to what the mission is
saying is that they could
even though they're breaking up into two
groups it's one carbon pesach
broken up into two that's okay
is another cooler i could take
from who today's mishna is sponsored by
official
the official sorry let's start over the
official mishna
is sponsored by official from official
catering
official
and you're allowed to put the kettle
here smacking between them
so that also could perhaps provide
a majita between the people we're not
concerned what's this megham it's warm
water they used to add the warm water
to dilute the wine now the shamish
he is part of one group
so what does he do but he has to serve
the other group and he's not allowed to
be part of the other group
they tell him shut your mouth and turn
your face it's a very strong lotion
shut your mouth turn your face so he
touched his mouth
so he doesn't so it doesn't look like
he's going to eat he's careful not to
eat anything with the other kabura
he turns his head away from them
and embarrassed from all the attention
she's receiving from all the guests
espanel she could turn away from her
group
but she's making another kabura
basically she's making she's
she's by herself but that's allowed in
one peso says the mission says
it says in the past
is referring to the carbon pace
according to this mandela
so i'm eating the carbon pesach where
in baton one carbon pesach in two houses
i can i could break it up i could take a
card basis i'm going to break it into
two
yeah perhaps
i could eat here start my pseudo here a
boy said we have to remember this
start my suit here and
okay what's going on here we have a
shiloh here
yeah it's you guys are right but but
you're wrong
you're right and you're right you're
wrong this is a famous macaques
england messiahs the way the word is
written
there's no nucleus we don't know what it
says now
this is the messiaris this is how we
receive it from
mushroom on sinai yod alev
the mikra the way we read it
pronounce it like you guys scream out
means shall be eaten yo means you should
eat it
it's very different review this of the
opinion that we
go with aimle messiaris at least
according to rashi's better
favorite shot doesn't like the lip shot
yoshida osiris the way you receive them
from mushroom
it doesn't say yey or hell that's a very
funny way of writing it putting the
kudos
to the torah
that's what's important to me it says
how do i dash in this word the way we
read it today in the hamish the way it's
the art school puts it in the kudus or
the way mushroom gave it to you
he gave it to me so mela
oh that's the next cheetah ribs
the waiter you know that that guy he's
doing the grill he's in charge of the
grill and he says let me taste it so he
takes a little
little crumb off the carbon pesach
that's it he's stuck
right there he can't move from there he
cannot go to another place
because in other places already his
second kabura the second makhan
so what does he do he's stuck he's stuck
by the grill
they hopped him he has to now admit to
everybody that he took a little crumb
off the pesach
and why aren't you joining us i can't
i'm stuck right here
i can only be in one table one place
that's it
so what does he do crazy
he thinks he was eating he got stuck he
got stuck finish up
the nice guys then they say you know
what instead of eating in our dining
room nicely
beautiful say that we'll eat it by the
grill with all the smoke and everything
we'll sit next to you we'll keep you
company
vivi rebeca because reviews is of the
opinion
he could only eat in one place
you could go to two different places we
just turned to that pave
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i would think you could go eat it in two
different places
into with two groups
the way we read it today it shall be
eaten in one place
of our sorry we might communicate with
the sauvages
so it's very interesting actually just
points out that
you first start out with a kabura
and afterwards you could divide up you
hear what's going on
you have to be one kabura but then you
can eat in two places how do you eat in
two places if you have to be one kabul
is rashi you start off in khaburo okay
we're together and now i'll see you
later now i want to take a hike
somewhere else
but there's a big criticism coming up
that that only works with one person
maybe now with the whole kabura hayes
i don't know if you guys i used to play
in chicago in a court
and it was like in the middle of the
game also like a mojito would come down
because it was on a timer
yeah you know those you know those uh
roll-up mojitos
they have it in whatever it was a cool
cool gym
came down oh here you're sitting at the
at you stay there all the sudden i know
the
that's the only thing all of a sudden
shows up
says you allowed to gleave oh
so that's why you have to say that you
are allowed to leave but not ye
you can't take all khabur and leave for
that's that's how they answer it
otherwise it's a little hard to
understand
you're sitting in a room and the makita
falls down happened
our show once the hole is just nation we
lost the yeah
all of a sudden opens up like whatever
kid pulls it slaps it
comes down now what happened you just
created a new place says rashi
you were in a confined place you were in
a 10 by 10 place now became 20 by 20.
you're in a new place
is it considered two places it
considered like we have we broke up the
group
i lied taiku i say it's
you see over here
the kalo turns away from her group my
time over here
the center of attention jewish women are
shy by nature
nemo they're not used to all this
attention everybody's staring at her
new shadow the whole thing so she turns
her her face away
i wonder have no sand
amazing story seriously good story
robotic radio have no son
ravuna was a guest
what's your name my name is arriva guy
in reprimand
it's not so gesh you don't you don't
really you don't see that what's your
name
huh yeah sorry my name is
that's my official name and you look
you'll see the in the attendant
that's what they call me
it doesn't pass something's up
something's funny here ravuna
native mara purio here come sit in the
mizrah
yosef again i don't know if this is a
fact but i believe that in like all
these yeshivas they have the sheep that
i went to at least
they have like a special course these
like when you become hush
i wasn't in these courses but they took
like the tap guys in your sheet and they
said when you become khashoggi this is
how you do it like they're going to say
you have to know how to do it there's a
certain like this and then no no
after the second time you have to know
whatever right right i
i you you have like a velvet piece over
here and this
no i got that in the garage sale that
wasn't no no no no
no ravuna sat down on the spot they
didn't have to ask him twice poof he sat
down on the hush of
mizrah you have a local sauce they gave
him something to drink
he didn't refuse he took it the chassis
betrays him
but he took he took it in two gulps
instead of one it was like a small thing
he should have just taken in one shot
by the way stop as a advice i
this is research that i've done if i
ever ask my guest the guy just
traveled the place he just came from
america he hasn't he hasn't had a drink
in six hours
you want a drink no no i don't drink no
please no no
so you have to just give them drinks you
have to like you don't just say what
drink do you want
water oranges whatever like but you ask
a guy
that's typical so but over here he just
took it he just took it it was weird
he took it had her happy he didn't turn
his face he didn't um relay
my time at karislav why do you call
yourself
that is my name that's what people call
me that's my nickname
that's my nickname they they they talk
about it look in the back of mesifta
why did the balsham call himself he used
to sign off
is that allowed it's a whole niton that
that's what other people call them
holds up why he was able to do that i
found the guy
this is you shouldn't even because there
wasn't enough lazanus
this guy's name is fire penguin disco
panda
stam you should just know there's a guy
like that in california in case you want
to know
they ask you what that is my name that's
my name
i had oshini hashem fire penguin disco
panda
so all i think something like that i'm
not saying but
his friends that was the nickname ravuna
it wasn't because i'm a rav and i got
smith i'm not saying i'm a rabbi
that's that's my nickname because
whatever the people's nicknames are
uh
say it says shiloh here do you do you
read
it doesn't say anything
that uh that your host asks you to do
you should do
the bach actually brings us unless he
tells you to go do
go out and then do errands for him
you got to do spongebob i saw beautiful
i'm sorry i saw the name of two people i
think
some safer he says that by
kamsa barcamp
what happened he told him get out
and uh he chased him out he they took
him out with force
and he was upset he was upset that
nobody stood up for him
were there
so he says that after that story they
made allah
that's why it says but they added to it
afterwards
say you don't have to leave if somebody
tells you to live if you're a guest and
somebody says leave you don't have to
leave
so that there are bottom that are there
and they see you lifting the guy up and
taking him out they're going to say
something now because the allah says you
don't have to leave
huh
exactly that's why that's why it's in
parenthesis
and i once threw you out of the sheer i
once threw you out of the chair i asked
you to leave you didn't leave
the trick is you don't let them in my
time
oh that guy i know you're talking about
him for him i have a bouncer the guy
you don't even do anything just look the
wrong way he lifts you up he has a
special and he gets had enough for the
whole year
because he works out he doesn't know
what to do with his muscles he whoop the
guy like what i do nothing he looked
over there
we're not going to have that anymore no
more parties
so why do you take in one shot messiah
villain caught on you see this from
abram of vino from the malacha and they
said ah ram said but by light they
didn't care
miss aravinda caught them with a
misarigato if a goddess tells you
something you don't play games and
shtick and anova
he says drink a drink my time uh
so why do you take two sips not one
oh my luhu desanyo
if you drink in one gulp i raise a
gargoyle you're a fresher
schneider this is the polite way you
take two sips
of these the guy that sips it nice and
slowly you know the little
the teacup the whole zap my time
so why didn't you turn your face away
like bad nova
and this is what the whole story has to
do with us
turns her face a man doesn't have to
turn on his face
review
something to drink no he took it right
away
maybe i should pre i think i didn't look
this up but i'm
90 sure that this is the person that the
gemara says the story
that when he stood with somebody else i
don't remember who i don't know if it
was
probably not they were so big that like
an
axe or two accident would go under but
it was him
little tiny thing that you don't have to
drink in two shots that's not what the
gemara is talking about that's
one shot what should i do that your your
wine is
inferior stuff it's not the vin what is
it called jonathan not the vin
what it was the regular castell not the
yeah spell right uh crazy
and which i do i have a very large
stomach so all these things together the
tiny cup big stomach
bad wine in one shot so you have to use
common sense each each situation in a
different way
over abundance
you could start a meal when does the
waiter have to start working when
there's one person he has to start work
it's a lot of work for him start
slapping back forth
three people he has to start working now
as they leave he has to bring them
dessert the whole thing it's a lot of
work yes they could leave
um as long
as this was spoken out before
that they sorry that they came the idol
they came in a time they were given
that he knew about this beforehand
as a caterer former cater i'll throw in
my two cents here i've seen this i want
to make a horror
you should know that when you go to a
wedding and you see a big tray
that the waiter brought out it has a lot
of desserts on it you probably shouldn't
take from it
why it's not nice a waiter is
responsible for one or two tables he has
his 20 people so he brings out the
dessert for those 20 people when you
come from another table and take the
dessert
that forces him to go back into the
kitchen people might not realize that
you're not doing him a favor you're
doing him a disservice by telling him
stop
meet this type of they look down at it
it's not polite especially that i just
probably see it a lot
the cops from that poor guy he brought
out his meal now he has to run back and
schlep
has to stay online
okay whatever if it's if it's like that
it's like that fine
they should give a tip at the end the
last guy
who's there the longest poor waiter has
to wait can't go home
like you want to think homie this one
guy is sitting there taking his time
he should give a bigger tip the lace
he'll
say we don't ask him like him
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is
no no it can't be can't be it's not true
yeah it's a very big agave but storage
is easy easy
it's a joke it's a joke because the
death omit base always goes faster no
matter what
i am yeah i know i i know i know i know
i know i know it's good it's good
seriously it's good to know
uh are you sure you've been back here
since i understood immediately what you
said
i wanted i actually that's what i wanted
i wanted you to say no i don't want your
day i wanted the ireland's day to
understand how how crazy it's been
and we just dropped down no the biggest
we had was more than 100 but okay fine
yeah something like that yeah
good morning rabboissai how are you
what did i say
no didn't they say brewers did i say
wrong
i know it's breyers why is he brewers
why did i say brewers the wagon already
fixed me nobody corrected me or a boy's
side
you i probably said brewers and you
didn't push it in here
don't even call me royce until he was
until he stole his business
wow
where are you what is going on over
there
every day
it's weird though
i should have built a bigger room huh
huh you've paid more attention oh
yeah i got it already it's in chicago
i have to get it here my my uh my
is not coming what's up guys
what i want to tell you oh yeah i want
to be more my potential now
you know i another thing i realized one
mistake i mean
is the uh my my kid luzzy
if i do it in front of him then he has
no you know no no shot
i gotta i gotta pretend at least for him
anyway we'll talk
where are you going oh oh
you did this the early thing okay you're
right yellow
oh there's other people listening sorry
you ever seen those mojitos they're very
very cool
i didn't know that i play ball all the
time i never noticed one thing
interesting yeah what what'd you say
it's what
which one the one that uh that he put me
in a better seat
it's 100 ms asked my wife she tells
everybody that's when i knew that he's a
clever man
it was in a 90 in 93 or 4
94. did you ever hear about the two
watches
i'm telling mice to show you the two
watch i couldn't believe it the
guy the hutzpah like he didn't was me
you know what they used to do i don't
know if they do it when i was when i was
a bucker in new york
they would sell you a vcr or some sort
of
uh electronic device and you open it up
and it was a rock
and a ketchup from like mcdonald's it
was like like you know
sucker and not stamped that they gave it
you were rock but they also put the word
sucker in there like to stalk
even more it's like uh are you serious
people would pay like oh you wanna you
want a high vcr hot pcr like they'll run
around
100 bucks 100 bucks instead of 200 huh
you buy it you buy it you get a rock
and they had a way of covering it with
plastic it looked mommy's real it was
like unbelievable
know what i'm talking about mark you
remember that
laptop
he came to his next appointment
this is a smart gun if you didn't want
the ghana to
hey david older i saw i heard your
message it was great it was great i sent
it to my wife
the one from uh what is it called
prohibition
i know what difference would it make
let's say it was empty he would also uh
are you doing you mean look at the
cameras do this do that
who leaves uh hello my i left the laptop
in brooklyn
in my car and a guy broke the window in
the middle of the night and took it
and the guy i was at david schwab he was
screaming
like uh like an attacked hyena or
something
it's like two in the morning and we hear
these noises coming from upstairs
like like what happens i come
flying out of my pajama and like what he
goes somebody stole your laptop someone
is like that's why you're screaming like
like
somebody was murdering you that there's
a guy in the middle
in new york brooklyn they go from car to
car they look inside and then
they saw like i was shocked i didn't
have you don't leave anything in the car
yeah the other
it was hand there was silver jewelry
they stole the boombox and he left the
house
[Laughter]
no you know who it was he's probably a
14 year old kid he didn't know what he
was he didn't need money he just needed
music
hashem we uh we convinced avi to come to
the basement so there's no more
interruptions he can't
go unzoom right
have a great day my boy sai
yeah i gotta go diving bye
you