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good morning rabboissai
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ethan murros so it goes like this
this kid comes over to me now i'm not
sure if this is the one that's sponsored
it might be his brother
but i was diving just what was it oh
last job is the shabbos before i was
diving outside
and this uh kid that learns in reishit
in betramesh comes over to me goes ellie
stefanski
yeah like i could tell it's you with the
mask
my dad is a big fan so i took him
upstairs
to my house it happens to be that he's
by his rebbe
who lives right below me i'm on the
fourth floor his rebbe's on the third
floor right below me
so there's just like that and then he
told me how much his father loves to
share so i showed him my new office with
the eight minute dot
ceiling and then he saw on the floor he
saw
all the sheathes of yak nahas and he's
like oh you're learning i rep soccer so
the kid was holding so i'm not sure if
this is the guy
or maybe his brother but either way it's
a beautiful thing in honor of avi marie
eitan murowus
for his commitment to terror learning
and the daf
watching him shtagging is inspiring
wow look at these kids you have
unbelievable
and by ira greenstein rufus
ben rahul
that sounds familiar is that schleimer
miller because
miller is going in for some sort of
procedure today
and he sent me a very nice email of
vartara
rabboissai i have amazing amazing news
my 25 year old berger became a hussan
just a few hours ago
two mauka i don't even know her name
kaplovic kappalovich kappalavish malcolm
kappalovich from new york from brooklyn
now here's what's really amazing
a few years ago i gave my first share
in arizona it was a sheer it was a sikho
madhav
it was all seven daf condensed into 45
minutes
i went around to some of my friends and
i told them i would like to give this
shirt my house every thursday night i'm
going to be serving schnitzel and
chung and all the good stuff and i
prepared it all
and then i waited and i was like who is
going to show up to this thing
why would anybody show up to this who am
i
and then there was a knock on the door
the first person
to come to the sheer was no i'm
fix so i have a lot of our cars to talk
to fast forward two years
and we discussed maybe we should do a
full fledge here full daf yamiche
so we announced we're going to start
monday
start monday as i come to the sheer
who's going to show up to my shear
to this daffy mishear sure enough
the first person to show up to the shirt
i'm not lying about this
no i'm fix somebody is not muted
this guy needs to be muted hold on a
second
i don't know if we can gary can you move
the guy all the way on top
thanks
so no i'm fix has a seminary called
tomidvara and no i'm fixed
fixed up no pun intended he's
read a shidduch a girl from the seminary
malka
with my son so it's a tremendous course
it's a
shidduch that was done mdy it's an md
wide shutter
and we're very very excited it's a
tremendous simcha
so you should i owe you big
it's payday payday and i promised him in
front of the whole share
that whatever i'm paying him i'm adding
a thousand dollars to that because he
got that one question right that time i
said it's a thousand dollar question and
he got it right
so you gotta add it to the check so it's
gonna be a
five digit check bazer hashem
yes
what that's how much you want
it's probably very accurate
not on the girls side but on the boys
thank you for being such a great friend
thank you for setting up my son
uh vais hashem and uh it's
there's money back you said over here so
whatever okay
we'll go from there she is a great girl
she's an excellent excellent girl i know
her for a while already she's very very
smart
she's very talented she's a great girl
and uh
her family is driving in right now some
of them are driving some of them flying
the mother had surgery a whole mice up
kiss is going to be here for shabbos
uh the vart is going to be in chicago on
sunday
and then i'm flying that's why i
couldn't we couldn't do the seam now i'm
telling you the the secret that's why we
couldn't do the seam on sunday people
were wondering we wanted to do it on
sunday and it was
more than sunday but i didn't want to
ruin my son's plans
he had this planned out already
as a side note not that anybody cares
but you know that my son
owns a cat that i call him tiger
and he wanted to propose to his kawas
khao is the one that
that convinced them to get the cat so
these normal people i'm not going to
call them israel these very normal
people
my son decided in order to propose
he has to get his kala the cat that she
really likes now there's only one
problem they sell this particular bengal
cat
only in california so my son kivy got on
a plane
yes he got on a plane yesterday flew to
california
to pick up a cat that cost over three
thousand dollars
which he didn't pay for and
took the cat and got onto the next
flight and came back so that
my son aron could propose with a little
cat
okay whatever we'll we'll talk about all
the stuff and all the
therapy and all that stuff later
i don't know where either in new york or
in chicago
one of those two places so you should
have everybody for listening for
participating
um and i just want to tell you one more
military husa
i had a great laugh on this one and i i
told it to some guys after the show
yesterday
you know that the lights go off in this
room at one o'clock so i told my
brother-in-law
told me fix that it goes off at 12
o'clock now and i i turned it on
so basically it's not gonna go off
however two nights ago after she was
over so i was losing some of the guys to
like two
and then i couldn't whatever i'm jet
like a little bit so i just decided to
get a head start on the shear for that
so it's three o'clock in the morning
and uh all of a sudden i hear my wife
walking around here
she's like what's going on she said i
need a charger for my phone
okay charge she goes rummaging around
half asleep
and all of a sudden i see all the lights
in the dining room go on
everything goes on all the lights in the
dining room the living room everything
goes on
so i'm like you know you're turning on
the living room
fine the next morning my sister-in-law
says ha you were up at three in the
morning i go how do you know
he goes well i was in the middle of
sleeping and the lights in my bedroom
all of a sudden went on
so what happened was my my wife pushed
this one button that turns on everything
at three in the morning that's the house
i'm in right now the super computer
house
so imagine you're in your bed sleeping
also all lights go on
shine that being said raboissai
we have a beautiful agata daf once again
it is and we're starting from the last
last words on kufu zainum in base
reviel
and we say birka sashir which the gemara
is going to discuss
my berkshire sanchez what is this birka
sashir
says the gemara review
that's what we say every time at the end
of halal we say
hashem hold on let me see if i could
hashem the end of hallow
the last paragraph that we say in hallow
with the brother
we gotta sing this today because of our
own
derhagav i
for personal reasons without asking a
rav and obviously no bishop passing like
that because i'm a pilot
i decided that
i'm not going to say gaimal when i fly
from america to israel i don't say
gaimo why because i believe that today's
modern aircrafts are the most the the
most
the safest mode of transportation it's
it's more dangerous to drive
to the airport then to fly from one
place the last time a big plane went
down was i don't know when
2001 whatever in the the world trade
center
from american aircraft really so i don't
say goemon
everybody's mahuligami my father is very
upset at me i don't say goemon today i
got an aliyah
and on the spot i just decided to say
gaimo but i had to mind my son i'm not
kidding
like a in toyota if i had an excuse
because i flew
but it's a toy that goes back who gave
me so nishmas called
we all know that if this is sorrow or
there's something we say nishmas
not only that it's brought down to mr
brewer that if you come late to shula
and shabbos
then nishmas should be one of the only
things you say you should say
those are the things nishmas is
extremely important
exactly who is
so that's birka sashir torreira review
the fourth cup you finish halo
in other words we started hallo we had a
shiloh they say
one capital two but you finish off
and there's something called the great
hallow you're supposed to say the great
hallow
the rey rabbit harford
yeah showing him i don't know if we're
going to discuss we just said
the fourth cup so i want to tell you a
murder camaso with the basal levy
somebody came to the base of the levy
and said
if somebody can't afford
dalit coises could he make the dialogues
on milk
so they said said where do you live and
the basal levy
sent this guy wine and meat
etc so
somebody asked him why are you sending
this guy meat
all he needs is dollar crisis he
couldn't afford that crisis
so the misalignment he said if he was
making his four
cups on milk that means he didn't have
meat
how can you drink the fourth cup third
cup after your meal after your meal
he ate meat obviously he didn't have
meat so i have to send him meat
i just thought about it we're talking
about the dollar crisis i don't know if
we're gonna have the opportunity again
because i thought it was a beautiful
maison
so says the gemara this is
this is one of those things that we
don't really
pay enough attention to and that is that
because
gives us food sustenance and if we think
about it even more
if we were like a car that you just fill
up with unleaded fuel
so it would have the same taste and it
would be the same thing because gives us
apples and steaks and and strawberries
and all sorts of the pizza and all the
good stuff
and that's what gujarat gives to each
and every birya
fee what he needs aubameyang
so what's the 26 what what's this 26
me connected me connected
it seems like if you have the torah you
learn the daffy you me
see kind of i deserve i deserve panaso
i deserve you sustainment but they
didn't have torah
so why vascapas why shall who give them
sustenance what did
they deserve
complete
foreign i'll share this with you
it's a private thing that i'll share
with you when i moved to stroll
i had a bad situation and this bad
situation became even worse because i
got involved with somebody
and i went into a business i didn't know
anything about and i lost
two point three million dollars in cash
2.3 and
i think i took it okay it was
i told my wife this is instead of cancer
this is instead of taking my life
because did us a favor he took money
but the gemara says much better much
better
haidul hashem
gives a person 2.3 million dollars
so that he could take it away from him
and not take away his life
snapchat i lost this money
i lost this thing i lost this
gave it to you who gave it to you to
take it away from you
so that he doesn't have to take
something else away from you
gives him an axe and then takes away the
axe
to give him that pain and that's why he
spears him
there's only and if a person has less
money
he gives him something less a shepzilla
and then he takes that away
almana bettany and that's the story with
my grandmother she lost the tiny goyles
she lost the eggs but
the point is that gives it to you to
take it away
i was looking at it as oh it was mine
took it away
and okay okay thank you for taking that
away
no gave it to me so that he could take
it away from me
it wasn't even mine to be like i missed
the first step
the gemara says the first step it's
unbelievable
a person's messianis parnassa
is harder than giving birth
it's singular um it's plural
it's double the pain um
and again this is something that we have
to keep on thinking about because
we're so caught up the entire day we're
caught up in paranoia
and it's very difficult and we know it's
difficult
and customizable we have to realize
that it's something that we have to be
mistakenly like any other established
you have to be struggling keeping your
weight down
the question is why i never understood
this why are we mistaking
15 hours a day and on diet only
13 seconds if that and then somebody's
forget about it once every month
oh you have to do this yeah you have to
make sure you have to
okay i don't know it's a good childhood
you're going to grow thorns and weeds
and all that stuff this all grain
i have the same exact food as my donkey
in other words if you want to explain it
on a deeper level he was he was worried
that he's
going gonna come to the intelligence of
a donkey if the donkey eats a bunch of
grass and look how dummy is i'm gonna
start eating grass my
descendants are gonna be really dumb
don't worry about it you're gonna have
it's carbs
it's good for the brain oh he was look
he was happy the scar
diet oh my goodness
look there's still something there's
some sort of grass that we're able to
eat
without any work without any sapeha
we're gonna have to work hard
we just it comes up by itself and we eat
it then we use it and great
the river is
if everything works well and a person
goes to the bathroom great but if a
person has some constipation or
something
it's like the day of death and it's like
crazy
but it means it's held back
it's like splitting of the sea
this is amazing if a person is
young what does this mean i i believe
like the oil is not in tune with this it
means that if a person
does melanchol
he works on whatever that means i don't
mean going to the office and working but
physically working on khalimat he
and this is what we learned we learned
from this positive that you have to keep
halamite obviously it's not talking
about yantev of course you have to keep
yanto
now according to the rajbam this is the
isidoricidal to work on halamoid is this
the raison this other is showing him
rambam
hold that it's not is it right this is
the rabbana
but the ramban he makes a compromise and
he says
that it's is it a raiso if you're going
to work with tyrica
if it's hard work physical labor it's is
it raisa
and if it's dover ovid maybe it's
is it
acceptable or you lie about your friend
then you testify
falsely roy lashley
he's rowing to be thrown to the dogs
you shouldn't accept the false testimony
or creep and you can also read it lysasi
don't give it
so don't give it and don't take it don't
be macabre and don't
say it
so if this is
why are you saying the regular halo
remark
because it has five very special things
it's interesting the ramban on this
possible horror him rocked
him he learns that srikakamashima
literally that the
the mountains danced they ran they were
going because every mountain wanted to
have kabbalah
he's different avram thinks different
than everybody else he's
he's his own bria in this world
it makes a lot more sense that an
individual should save
an individual
you know what i should save him but it
was gabriel's idea
is going to make the fire less hot
shatters
everybody knows that water to extinguish
fire elena
i am in charge of fire the fire to
extinguish fire that's a tremendous
beak
and i'm going to make the fire inside
cold i'm going to make a real nice here
next
inside is going to be cold turn to the
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has a lot of health issues and he's
going in for some sort of a century said
so you should have her for shalema
so says gabriel let me make the inside
called
the essence will be a double nice if the
outside is hot
in which it actually burned all the
people that had
a hand in throwing canadian shelves into
the fire
they they incinerated they were gone
they became
toast from the heat
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of the nest was that they were saved
um
and sure enough you kept your promise
something else
if we are saved we're going into the
yamazov and we're coming out on the
other side
so too extreme also how do we know that
they're going to be dead
get rid of the midstream show them the
dead bodies
of the photo of your body you think it's
a simple request
no there's a problem here why because
these batteries are delicious
for the fish it's fish food and
you're an indian giver they told us you
gave us
all these geshemakia misery bodies and
now
the fish are not gonna have food you're
taking it away from them
um
your ending
i'll give you one and a half times
you're supposed to get 600 i'm going to
give you 900.
am i going to be able to collect it's
not nice for me to come and say rebuttal
and pay up
it's not it's not that it's not proper
obvious
this river you see kishan right over
here he's going to be a guarantor
unbelievable a back and forth no
i don't want to give up the body please
you have to promise me you're going to
give me give me bags fish food
unbelievable fine so after i
promised him gave him a guarantor not
hakishon spit out the bodies
what's this one and half times
had all these tanks these metal vehicles
and the spears
hashem went to war with the stars the
stars went
off course
you promised me to guarantee my
chive to the water to absorb
now you pay up
which is a a pretty dazzle river
it overflowed it went crazy grabbed all
of cicero's soldiers spit them out into
the ocean
it was guarantor from years ago
look these are fish from a different
generation but they heard from their
forefathers hashem owes them some bodies
oh finally here comes the titanic we get
to eat
thousands of years later
the who can't have children but there's
another way to learn it
and that is the foundations of the house
honorary classes
your children made me know
like this like this rat like this weasel
had dora bakery about them
like like the kids are we're down below
we don't have
we don't have the gula because of clay
israel
doris robertson
even though i'm so lowly the mit's voice
i'm not that great in the mitzvos
but i am for you
and because i am there for you
i should be you should be my shia me
you should have it in you to be scared
of
real quickly yesterday i said
that the halaluka was a suffolk
because it was it was crushed between
two prokim
the pair continued on so ravi schoenberg
pointed out in the email and i i believe
i didn't have time i don't know if this
is the one he told me to look into his
var torah
of that he has in our americas i did not
look it's
i should have looked but i deserved this
horror set is what the shot is that the
hallelujah
is on a line by itself it's not that the
para keeps on going because if the pair
keeps on going
there's only a certain amount of
procumental
so it means that the peric stops here
and the pair begins here
and the hallelujah is smack in the
middle and we don't know where it goes
does it go to
here or go there but not like i said
there was one flowing thing
so you should be schoenberg says the
guimara
the same exact thing happened but what
he
answered is very different says there's
bam either
he answered this is what my father said
and he gave a whole list of things
and the the one that was masada the shas
put whatever's in the ghetto
against shabbos and shabbos and there's
one more as well
or he simply became sick a few times
and every time that he became sick they
were worried that he's holding
withholding some torah from his father
of yeah see and he didn't say it over
please tell us what your father abyssi
said so here he said
but this is what he said hallelujah
but all the nations are going to praise
hashem um
why would they praise hashem kama
that we have unlimited void
i see them instruments you should know
that the mitzrim are going to bring
gifts to mashiach
we thought that mashiach is not going to
accept from the midst
of him which is interesting because the
magana vram has a macho
with other acharyan if i
take a guest into my house but i charge
him a hundred dollars a night am i doing
he says absolutely not
certain other afraid to say yes from
here you see
the mitsurum they benefited from clay
srawl they
they took their abdos the kaiser all
built them pyramids i don't know what
they built in there
yet we still have a heel of a kara satov
they hosted us for 210 years
so it's unreal they hosted us imagine
you have to say you should have to
for letting us stay in auschwitz but
there's such a thing uh on a certain
level we have a karsa type to them
that they were maf
so he took the gifts and the is
going to take the gifts from the metro
comes the the the hum
you got to be careful you say on youtube
um
so certainly i'm a great guy i didn't i
didn't
do anything to the jews i didn't force i
didn't have forced labor
so the college came so certainly they
should accept the mashiach should accept
gifts for me
yes they're right
comes that russia i don't want to
mention any names whatever the germans
whoever it is
the the asov rome the italians
they held that they are our brothers
because we come from the same father
asav and yakov are brothers twins
so if we're twins then we're very much
related
to the jews and we have to give meshiach
a gift
kosh comes from kham not related to us
no we're not accepting gifts from rome
he's taking the word khan and using kana
as a lotion of
a writing instrument that when it comes
to
the the we'll call him blush and ikea
the roman the
roman the roman the guy
they write us all out they're you go to
the
to the court you're jewish you're out
you're you're possible
we get one mishpath everybody every year
gets one minish but you're all hyped
imagine a calf that has no owner you
just checked it that's what they did to
them
should push them yeah the kabbalah
moment first they say give me a bribe
and then even the bride then i'm a kabul
then oysters
they don't do what they promised to do
with the bride pizza
i'm improvising
unfortunately we saw that before the war
when clay israel
tries to be like the guy tries to be to
fit in
that's what caused the big tire
in the back somewhere but i didn't have
time to look it up there was
365 i guess against the the 365 days of
the year
schwakim marketplaces
are talks about these kraken okay
the marketplace is
in each marketplace there's 365 towers
so
365 times 365.
and each one had 365 steps to get up to
the leading tower pisa whatever it was
and on each step there's enough food to
sustain the whole world
some sort of marshall omar rabbi
ishmael the rebbe large
who's going to eat all this food says
it's for you
you're not going to store it in a
it's a person that's so familiar with
the bass madrid he can tell you when he
walks in the basement he can tell you
where each and every person system-based
managers
that person who's so familiar with where
people sit that means he's in the
basement all day
so he deserves an award
if you're the nice guy the welcoming
committee into yeshiva
then you are deserving of all these
goods that the gemara discussed there
boise
have a wonderful day and mazeltov
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foreign
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foreign
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is
my 25 year old son arun
my brother became a hassan it's
25 years waiting for him for this day so
um you'll come to the khasana
bernard
i'm hoping 3 30 new york time but if
things get out of hand i'm gonna have to
push it off to the last minute as usual
but that's the plan
regular 8 30 i guess 8 30.
if your belly goes to san francisco
it's a beautiful cat i have to say it's
a beautiful cat it's meshuga
it's uh i guess my son has a little bit
of my jeans he went all the way he sends
a kid out there
he sent my 19 year old son without food
the kid came home famished no food
nothing
he flew there comes back he's like
akiva
akiva tell your mom i'm sure your mom
knows but tell her anyway
she didn't know before you told her my
wife didn't tell her
we get to see the mdy screen
a little bit sad
hold on hold on a second you see that
your xiaomi asking money from
naftali ritual so funny
he gives him a lot of money he holds a
big thing to tell all you xiaomi's to
come
anyway yeah
subscribe man
oh man i'm maine
you know this is shyla now where the we
thought the wedding is we were sure the
wedding is going to be in chicago
but the khala notified me that the
wedding's going to be in new york so
it's going to be good for you guys
if you want to come
we're gonna have to schmooze with her
what are you what are you what are you
saying norm
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oh
that's the wealthiest schneider in
remember she has a brand new car that
guy
wassup
friday night
so we had a smooth friday night japanese
my whole spirit was like
lifted up apart
uh
yeah that's what he just said
oh
are you sponsoring a bottle of wine
i didn't buy a cat i gave my son said
this is what he needs this is what i
gave him
i gave him exac this is what i gave him
i gave him three thousand
five hundred dollars for this
flight but my son decided
to take my other son the
nineteen-year-old and send him as a
sleek but not give him any money
besides for the cat so when he got there
he
he's like okay now how do i get from the
airport to get the cat
oh so there's a couple extra hundred
bucks there
but then my son calls me i'm stuck here
in los angeles i don't have money can
you put money in my car
you can do this like whatever no food no
money
just get the cat it's like a one track
mine get the cat
you know what
hello this is only 40 guys
oh let me turn off youtube
you