Daf Yomi Pesachim Daf 115 by R’ Eli Stefansky

good morning rabbi said sponsored by yossi saunders for my wife miriam in honor of her birthday today thank you hashem for allowing me to meet my true ages kyle wonderful mama's nice and by ira greenstein four or four slammer four rebecca [ __ ] ben rochel so as you can see the background is different the country is different the state is different i'm right now in america in chicago which reminds me i should probably turn off my phone here okay hopefully nobody calls me middle ellie the lighting is a little bit off on youtube yeah what do you want me to do bringing a lighting company this is the lighting that we have in this room you want me to go to another room what what exactly are you recommending if it's something i could change let me know other than that this is the room they gave me at 12 15 in the morning hopefully i'm not waking anybody up in this house yeah i made it here in one piece believe it or not there's not a single mysis kamatoya they could even come up with there were people next to me that got thrown home they had to go home crying in line if you don't have the right test there's a guy in uh germany who made it from russia i think it was without a covet test somehow he got on the plane and he got to germany said where's he covertest i don't have one go back home he's screaming and carrying on there's like no this is the way it is you don't have a covet test you go what but no they let me hear no go back home kid sir so there's a lot of stories but nothing happened to me by hashem it was uneventful everybody behaved and i'm here boro hashem the only thing we here in chicago was snowing and of course we didn't have coats and we have coats here in chicago or we had coats in chicago but we no longer have coats in chicago that's a whole different story so we have to go buy some coats tomorrow other than that everything is beside the gum and here we go we are daf today's deaf cuff test buff we're on the bottom of that cuff your dial on the base in fact we actually got to def test on the olive on top but let's just take it six lines just a quick kumar says like this is and basically this is what we do today if you have other vegetables because we're talking about the two types of dippings we eat two vegetables one of them of course is the mother and the thai base i mean this is di raisa and nowadays it's the rabbana but what if you don't have two types of vegetables you only have one says if you have different types of vegetables somebody sent me today that he was at who was it avigdorfold he was at a seder and the vegetable they used believe it or not was a strawberry okay well let's say you have you know the common vegetable you have uh celery cucumber potato my vodka acharya your rock is very priadomo then there's a no-brainer you make a biopia on your potato and you eat them and later on after you do some of that matzo and you get to the murderer you make one bracha now three lines from the bottom but once again we're talking about i hate to say this with the kasidham again we're talking about lettuce lettuce the word constantly talks about lettuce if you're using lettuce for marar because that was the number one option and that's all you have in the seder but you want to be it'sa the first akhila of a vegetable my what's the sader of the bracha omar abu nama varakami kara maru bari priya adam of so in other words you only make one by your prayer hot and that's it why because we're bonuses of the opinion the mitzvo is suicides carvana you have to have intent and when you ate the first lettuce you didn't have intent for murder you had intent for just part of the seder we wash our hands most of us instead of unless you're a ghronic and i'm saying you wash your hand but you don't make until you die and or you do and then when you have in mind to be right to the mitzvah of murder you make al-aqilas but you don't have to repeat the bracha of dhamma and here we are this is where we're holding mask you stuffed your stomach with a bunch of lettuce you're starving the whole day you can't eat anything that's a different aloha so you finally get there and people they'll fill up a little bit on the vegetable fill up on the lettuce how does it make any sense that you're going to stuff yourself with a vegetable make a buyer preadama and all of a sudden 10 minutes later you're going to eat it again the same vegetable and make another brah on it doesn't make any sense completely on ravuna and he holds that the second akhila is is the is the the not so important the main the first one is the the first tahil if you only have murder on the table you don't have different types of vegetables so you make them in the beginning of the seder ah you're supposed to have the marauder afterwards after al matsusum after you have the matzo no you only have one now so let's eat the murder now make the bracha ahadama and immediately al-hilasmar and then will the bestself later on after that god after this after that that the reason why you eat the second the step king dipping would be they she is i see what you're saying this lighting is terrible here okay got to move in a little bit like this okay still bad you know guys but for zoom it's okay so maybe it's the camera because i'm using the reverse camera but i'm not going to be my battery on that one you know what here who told me that mark tell me if this is better hold on better taco okay it's all in the camera says so if you only have one vegetable hashem we're fortunate that we don't have this issue anymore most of the time unless you forget to buy but if you only have one vegetable so according to ravuna you make adama not smart comes afterwards sheisha's brethren you do the second dipping and what's the second dipping like we have in the manustana we dip why to make a hacker that the kid should ask questions says the gemara or rav of mahadasha and that's what we do today he goes he went out of his way of akha to go get different vegetables you get the cucumbers and if you live the face and and all the way up north over there by a victor fall you get a strawberry maybe some will say it's not such a good vegetable because it's sweet like a fruit i don't know what the chat is but i've never seen anybody use it but it's interesting you know what geval de kaine fell as we'll see from the gemara you're supposed to you're supposed to do some weird stuff in the seder maybe you should get some strawberries and the kids will start asking questions oh kids ask questions then yamashite said the whole thing and then you start saying i've other vegetables you know you say you know what don't eat it i stand put it here today we're dipping strawberries in salt water be an unbelievable thing okay it's a great idea so there shouldn't be any machines so we buy some potatoes and the cucumbers and we dip that and then afterwards we do the marauder omar avino omelee raven shah shibritavanasana omar hilo now on the side and that goes with it says very interesting that his name is rav hilo regardless what his name is he's not the famous hillel from basham and bisilla he's not the the tana hillel that's known to to climb up the roof and look into the and freeze by on the skylight this is rav hillel an amir that lived hundreds of years later mishmay the gemara rav mishar said in the name of rav hill in the name of the gemara nikki how do we know that it's not hillary because hillel is the one that says you should do akrika that's why so hill is the famous one isn't going to bring it in a second but here's ravville that says you shouldn't put the matzo umura together and eat why mission um very interesting by the way before we go into a riddle it's not such a hard riddle this is a from the easier ones what food if any is there a mitzvah the eraser to eat now there's sometimes there's a mix of the rice that they eat let's say in the sukkah but the diet doesn't say shri chant in the sukkah but here there's one mitzvah only one mitzvah says some cypher in the world that the terror says you should eat and that is matzo there's only one food that is ahi of the eraser teeth so says ravillo matsuba is eating matzo is the riser and moreover there are bonnet eating mariby's manager is only there about osce murder la mata de raiso says the gemara that the flavor according to the resheban the flavor of the murder is gonna overcome the flavor of the matzo and be me battle it and you're not gonna be in the mitzvah of and even if you say that one flavor doesn't cancel out another flavor when it comes to mitzvah honeymili if they're on the same level they're both their rights or under the same level of the both the rabona of the right so there are bottom over here we have a mitzvah of mata which is the rice and we have a mitzvah mario which is the rabona bono valley the raison so we're going to have a three-way mahleikas very simple either of the the of the take everything the carbon pesach the mat and wrap them together and eat it or there's a issue to put them all together in other words you're not yay to the mitzvah when they're all together or the third cheetah is either one you can do whatever you want it might be better to do it together but if you do it individually you you so again either you make to put all three together like hillel said in the time of visa or it's not a good idea you're not yoda at all if you put all three together the pesach matsumura the what we called kaira or you could do whatever you want it's better but if you don't you you says montana the shaman's name is holds that the flavors don't cancel each other out and therefore he why because he pascaans that you do allah together the carbon pesach the meat three things the meat the matzah and the moro nemar amazo together with matters of murder so very interesting the that we learned in in in in gemara that the only you could only fit in your mouth too kizzaism so how in the world could you fit three kaze sim of carbon pesach matsumara in your mouth says the mordechai origin it's because he chewed it up when it's chewed up there's more room in the mouth so you have you start out with a gaze of meat but after this chewed it gets a little smaller the same thing with the with the matzo says the truman saddashan and this is very easy i'm bringing this because it's nigella maiso you see from the murdhai that he's supposed to swallow the whole thing in one shot otherwise what is what's the problem with the mordechai you take the kyra you chew choo choo you swallow choo choo choo swallow until you get through the three causation what's the mordechai's problem how could it all fit in your mouth it fit in your mouth because you ate it slowly so you see from here and there is an indian that when you're eating matzah i know it's difficult and i've never tried it but again we're learning new things here there's indian according to the true satisfaction to chew the mats of the kazaas in your mouth do not swallow and swallow and take his eyes in one shot that's the the mitzvah of achilles in one shot and over here the killer of kyrah all in one shot perhaps you think that hill is correct um the who at the end the puzzle could have said without a who who says him by itself it by itself each one is individual if they argue with hillary and they say that you're not supposed to eat it together so it's a filo a feeling means they have the option there's no option hillel holds all three together one shot they hold one by one and not together because if you do it together it doesn't fit into the word says [Music] actually agrees with hillary there is here it is better to eat all three together as a sandwich i would think that it's but that's the only way to do the mitzvah is all three together as a sandwich you want to do the preferable way is to eat it together otherwise if you don't you still yikes [Music] revised it's unbelievable just in a few days saturday night and we get a much better understanding inside of what's going on here all these things we did in our entire lives we had no idea we eat matzah don't eat more then we eat a curry of why he says i don't know who's right i don't know if phil is right he's supposed to eat all three together i know for a bunny right that you should eat it or you could eat it individually now there's a problem if you could eat it individually why first you eat just why because today we're the rabbana we're not in the time of hillary in the time of hillary had a carbon pesach so it's a no-brainer eat the carbon based together with the matzo but today we don't have a base amiguros and if you're going to eat the mara together the matzo we said before the marsdera banan and the flavor of the rabbanum could cancel the flavor of the matzo you're not yield to the matter so that's why you're supposed to eat matzo all alone so you behind the midst of the rice and then the hadamard varakhan but don't eat the murderer with matzah you know why very interesting because listen to this tremendous cop since you already ate matzoh you ate a kazaas so now the following kazai's is roshus it's not even at the rabbanam it's nothing and your nothing mata your roshus matzo is gonna cancel the the rabona murder here what's going on here other abundant marauder cancels a high-level director so eat the mata by itself but once you ate the mata by itself now the matzah is worse than murder before is much better it was higher than mark now the match is lower than bar so the why because you don't have to eat any more mats you're radiating so the fact that you're eating matzo stamp because you're hungry oh that's matzah of roshos the mass of rashos has the power to ruin a mitsubi rabbanaan of mara so be careful eat tomorrow all by itself and then you take the matzo and the murderer together because call the taco on the rabbit cane there is a token rabbano and sacking it exactly like they're the right so now you eat the two of them together they don't cancel each other out and you make a sandwich and that's what we do i know everybody knows this or almost everybody knows this it's important to remember that you don't speak from the beginning when you start eating you make your brah on the mat so all the way until the end of cairo because that could be a hamstick you need the brocco and a mighty and everything on your kayak as well and it takes a long time until you're doing the until you're doing your kaze sim et cetera et cetera there's another very interesting allah i saw wrote i don't want to forget to say it i know it's i have it down here late to say it later but since i remembered now i'm going to say it now another aloha i wasn't aware of i'd like to share with you when it comes to matzah so we typically i do i jump off the table i go to my my table next door there's a whole bunch of boxes of matzo and i started searching for my kisses and if i was smart that year and i put kaze sim in plastic bags or whatever so i go and i get my plastic bags and i start giving giving it out to everybody it says brought down from zaman i think the matzah should be on the table beforehand the matzah should be there because it's it's the bread that we we speak about and we talk about and it's part of the sader so it should be there from the beginning of the say they're already on the table don't go searching for your matzo don't take it off your seat somewhere it should be right there and then another to remember to try to be madmen [Music] everybody's familiar with and it's brought on and mostly showing them hold like this that any food that is wet and it doesn't matter why it's wet it could be because you wash the grapes in the sink and they are wet you washed your apple from the pesticide in the sink and it's wet if you want to touch it you have to you have to wash your hands you have to do there are many russian to go as far as to say that you have to say allentilo sedan and the villain going paskins that you have to say that i know you folks don't but i do so it's i love to remember what's the what's going on here with this allah m people's hands are shiny they have a second degree of tomah what does the second degree of tumor accomplish like any tomo if we start i somehow have this i don't have a printer yet but i brought this with me not because i know i was going to use it for a different reason completely secret that i'll tell you on monday maybe i won't but i'll tell you one day there's aviya voice that's the dead corpse if you touch that you become avatuma and if you touch a avatum or a human that touch the corpse you become a rising that could be a clear as well so it keeps on going down and down arisha can make it shining and the shading can make your shleesha slishi review but what does this shiny do if your hands are shiny what do what do they do they can make truma they can make a trauma they can make tummy now another allah is that mash kim which is one of the seven mash game you have to do and the milk and the honey and the milk and blood and water mash kim if they become tame they become a rishon they jump up to become a region so if your hands that are shiny touch water that's on an apple what happens to the water a reverse slide it becomes a region the reason water that's on your apple in return makes your apple a shady what's happening here your hands are shaney that touch the wet apple your hands that are shiny cannot make an apple tummy unless it's truma or caution but we're talking about cooling here you're a regular guy you're you stroll so what they could do is they could make your apple tummy you know how because through the water if your shiny hand touches water the water becomes origin becomes so tommy it's a re-shine and look what a region can do it can make an apple here's an apple it makes the apple shiny so that's why caulshit boulevard so anything that's wet any food that's wet you have to wash your hands otherwise your hands are a shiny and that chaney will make the mascara rejoin and in return that touch it's touching the apple already it will make the apple one less than a region which isn't shiny and we have to be macbeth time of the gemara they were making it on tuma that the food shouldn't become too much even become dummy all right so therefore um so i see from this going back to the lettuce sorry go ahead talking about the lettuce turning to that base sponsored by reb ellie deichmann brochure for all the mdy team in their everyday lives for all the hard avoidance they especially from from our mdy family please consider joining the md white healing group talent.8mindaph.com [Music] now you see from here you have to take the hydraulics the the motor and dip it 100 percent like a trilas mitzvah you have to put it completely in high rises why there's something called kapha either kapha is the sap the poisonous sap the harmful sap that different vegetables have lettuce has it as the more is going to talk later different vegetables have it radished whatever or according to rabbinochanano it's talking about a worm called kapha and in order to destroy this worm which is a sakurata person to eat you have to dip it in characes now let's just jump for a second what's going on here if it's a worm a little bit of an issue to eat a worm so what does it mean you have to dip it in carrots to get rid of the worm but you're not going to eat worms forget the high rises you can't eat worms now this is all shyla macholicus what kind of worms can you eat some hold that if the worm was born in the fruit it's not attached to the ground it's okay but even if we say that's okay no what about the mother says it's not okay so it says tysonvez that since it's so uncommon to find this kappa worm we're not so concerned but we're not concerned about the issue of worm we are concerned about the sakana khameera sakantami surah says he doesn't say those words but he says we're talking about it the problem of sakana and it's understood throughout chance anytime you have a issue of a sakana danger of eating a kappa worm then you have to be more magpie on the on the sakana then you're making on the issa so happens to be there on chavez the governor shabazz i just had with my good friends and uh noam fix was telling us that he was at a hotel and i heard the story a number of times unfortunately so i'm saying this to be careful there's a hotel a peso program and the lettuce was literally crawling with creatures crawling every piece you picked up there were worms moving around that was to the naked eye you could just see them walking around and he went to the masjid and we have to make an announcement said no it has a hasher it's fine etc so you should know that a lot of these programs unfortunately because it's such a hefts in maruba and everybody's concerned about their pocket and this and that that sometimes they let these kind of things go and i heard the story literally the same story about the worms crawling not to mention that we in our own private hotel that we do our own extra we had a major issue one year we used hummus vinegar it was the wrong vinegar it was literally hummus but because we owned the place and it's our food and it's now we didn't care to lose money but if you're talking about a thousand guests and they're paying crazy amounts of money for pesach and often they're not going to have murder i mean it's pretty how could they not have murder so they start making excuses and and very sad things happen in these things so you have to be really really careful but ty's not talking about a crawling leaf twice is saying that you don't know that there's a worm here because you don't have to be concerned that there might be a sakura worm a poisonous worm so what do you do you have to be dunk it in the characters the characters gets rid of this worm so what's the gemara's right first line on top we're still holding in the right these are that light sort of if you don't have to dump it one hundred percent you only have to dunk it in ninety percent into the sediment they have to wash your hands for this dunking the characters is moist and you it causes you to need to wash your hands holy naga why can't you just grab it by the top by the stem of the the martyr dunk in the high rise as much as you need 95 in get rid of the copper worm and that's it you never touched the any any moist part holy naga suzuki not a great writer but the and 95 percent is okay to kill this worm because and this is mamish like we're talking about a worm not like the other side in the rajbam that we're talking about the sap that comes out because what does it mean the sap dies from a smell okay ella lovely and this time why do i need to wash my hands dilma i'm shackling because sometimes it falls out of your hand and you're going to grab it or whatever it is you're going to go a little bit more than 95 until your finger touches and that's the issue so you just guys just wash your hands and finish okay i don't know about you my father always used to tell us i'm a horizon guy i told you i was busy making heart races for the last three months so it's one of those foods it's like um like herring like liver either you hate it or you love it it's like one of these things people like it a lot or they hate it they can't stand it but i used to pile up the horizons like crazy you're getting to the mother to the car pile it up and my father used to say no no get rid of it it's not good it's not good and when he wasn't looking you know throwing the two spoons of acting out why here here's the gemara le nisha inis mario bacharaces don't allow the murderer to to dwell to sit there in the characters why do my agave it's going to be mevato the flavor of the murder so it's not a good thing you put it in for whatever reason we put it in we're going to see later on in the sugar tomorrow but don't don't don't let it sit there we'll be in town mario if you like it i saw a beautiful rabbit he says why do we do this what's this onion of taking the murder and dipping it into the characters it's my vision to get to everybody especially me today at the at clay stroll's worst matzah where's matsuv all the shared tumor they're in the slavery the terrible terrible conditions always showed them beautiful nissim gloom and yadashev the beauty them have six babies under these apple trees they would leave the babies and naked would take care of them nisim glue in the middle of the finster in the middle of the there was always a light in the middle of the murder there's a little bit of sweet characters that's the engine um [Music] another nest islam i'm thinking there was no tsar they they all these women gave birth without any pain all these like it was obvious that kushbot was running the world here it was very obvious to them but they were in a lot of pain adversity he said you know i'm supposed to speak but i want you i deferred to you and he said nota yoda of batibal rishon yoda betiboshini if you wash your hands when you eat the cataflech the first vegetable the potato whatever you're eating the first time wash your hands again again when you eat them this was said in general if you're sitting at a meal if why do you have to wash your hands twice doesn't make any sense you already wash your hands a tuesday night dinner lovely traditionally who who dunks vegetables twice they don't even dunk it once a day and she's in an alumni so at the end of the day what i need to wash your hands why didn't even wash my hands twice have to say that how much of the other cat is and we had this far a little bit earlier once i'm saying other things i get involved in that god we're singing [Music] there's a period of time there's a whole thing going on this whole commotion might come to to touch your shoe to the face of us to touch uh and you have to wash your hands that we have all the time when it comes to washing hands and becoming and sleeping and has that that's that's the indian [Music] if a person without chewing the matzo somehow it sounds extremely painful to me but somehow he takes the matzo because we're not even talking about we don't want to we don't want to soak the mats on water i guess if you soak it it's much easier but that's mata we don't want to get involved in that takes the mata and shoves it down the back of his throat without chewing it or i saw a moisture fine thing talks over here what about an old man very old man a very frail person doesn't have teeth what should he do he pascan's that he should crush up the matzo you should make matzo meal and eat it like that so there is the idea of putting it into the backyard mouth and he says much better obviously than taking a whole piece and soaking in the water it's better to break it up into small pieces so maybe that's what happened there bala what's the nafkamino why because mara you have to taste the bitterness now lettuce you know it's not that bitter but whatever the taste of lettuce is that's what said you don't have to go crazy and make yourself cry in tears and the whole thing that's not what mar is whatever the taste of that lettuce that romaine lettuce whatever it is a little little doesn't taste the best that's the marieros but if you get rid of that marie rose you put it to the back of your mouth you're not yet to matza there's no onion to taste the matzo they used to nowadays you take uh the matzo you put in a plastic bag and swallow it receives you know some sort of reed some sort of uh leaf mats even matsuyama did i skip something here bola mata umaro yeah i skipped bala matsu you know i know i skipped because it's a very important line here bella matsumura mata yates if you took the two together matsumara and you put them down your mouth you yield to mata and not murder now what's the big produce we just said if you swallow matzo swallow murder not yet okay so you put them both together so okay mata it's a murder why is it gonna have to repeat itself because aguimar is telling you that don't worry about the murder that's uh causing a hatitza so to speak between your throat and the mantle part of your mouth is not even touching your throat part of the matzo is sitting on top of a piece of matter so think that you're not yoita come ash milan even though the murder is there yeah there's people that that discuss we're not going to go into it but if has to show them somebody's in a hospital and he's eating through a tube a stomach tube it doesn't even go through his mouth so someone to prove from here that you have to make a brock right now this is a suggy of of not feeling the the food not just putting to the back of your throat well it's considered nakilo it's not considered each one had their own little table this little folding table like a tv dinner kind of table and each person should have a matzo a murderer and characters kids are a seder plate so in those days they would lift up the small little tiny table only weight a couple pounds pick it up and move it away pick it up bring it back the children start asking questions tyson's points out nowadays that the tables are extremely heavy obviously you're not going to pick up a table that holds 25 people and take it out of the room seems like one person said the haggadah and was mighty everybody now typically when we make a bracha on a shabbos the the balabayes he says kiddush he's mighty everybody why because that's the biggest ananym when it comes to let us say there when you have birkish hamid's voice i don't make a bracha to be mighty my wife on a lulav i'm not talking about the right so whatever just pretend so bigger mitzvahs i'm i make my own bracha you make your own bracha so you make your own you make your own but godda the saying of that god that says over in the gemara one person said ravuna aymer nami lefnaemi says ravuna only one person should have a sader plate and why do they pick up the table and move it out of there amid the bay ribbianai akiru tinoyko this is something to make a hacker again and based on that hacker the the children ask questions wow the lights are swell up here but i hope everybody hears me but the problem is i can't see hold on one second one minute 37 seconds later unbelievable gevaltic this is america everything's on computers unbelievable place here i'm sitting in mom is beautiful you got to talk to the balabalas one o'clock one o'clock the lights go off okay it's a sign that we have to finish here but we're almost done here abbayo says so we had this just the other day abaya was a yosem from his father and his mother and who brought him up his uncle rabbo so he's sitting there as a child he's sitting by rabbis say there because of the command all of a sudden they come in they take the table out um we didn't even finish the meal also attack me come on what's going on here daddy i don't understand why are they taking the table beautiful you just said the whole manuscript you just asked the cashier murdered you don't have to do the official one you ask your own question great so according to the regis bomb it's literal you don't have to say man you don't have to ask four questions ah tomorrow there's going to hold manustana one question is enough tyson says wait a minute you have to ask different questions there's a key if that's different things so slices you're right that's the start up he started to ask questions i could start answering i have to say about the money but he could it's the beginning and we'll continue into the questions let's go little vaiter it says in the torah you have to eat the poor man's bread but it's written we pronounce it this is the bread that we answer to it and that's why i said before you should make sure the bread is on the table through the say that from the beginning of the said or even before you eat the masa but it says without above a poor man can't afford a full bread top of koftas prusa you break the bread and what do you do so that's why there's a interesting alachus here you break the middle matzo according to the villain there's only two we're not going to talk about the villain so you break the middle matzo and then you make hamaiti on the two and you eat the ghazais from the top one that's it has to be allah but you have the the broken one there's a discussion here which one broken not broken some people take all three so that you have two shlaimers the point is you have to break it so it's the poor man's how does it work the poor man he lights the oven and his wife bakes so too when it comes to the man he likes not like we do today the reverse almost he just lights the oven walks away she takes care of all the matzah baki the samsara says a beautiful thing here he says this is an idea of sean baez he says usually women they like to make fights they're quick to fight but they're very quick to make up men on the other hand they don't like to fight that much but when they fight it's all over they go all out and they they're not nevada he's not talking about that the wives remember all the fights he's talking about how fast they can make up women are easier going she says it says who masik the beginning of the fight should be like a man don't get into a fight it's harder to get into the fight and the end of the fight should be like women if you do get into the fight they're quicker to to be mevatar the quicker to be michael it was melitsa he says but he based it on this gemara rabboissai have a wonderful day and uh know him if you want you can say something all right foreign [Music] oh [Music] rasner do you like liverpool no i heard about it i heard about it what about carissa what about almonds and carrots come to california the kitchen side that's what i want to know mordecai i see you're changing your face that that gives me an indication over there or something something's going on okay yeah well still we can get you back in time yeah this is a red eye what's happening with the manchester city they're gonna be two weeks ago when i came from england by germany through frankfurt yeah in the airport they had to check in for the israeli flight three hours before and most people didn't have the second documentation that you needed to come back to israel got tell me what second documentation i need so i don't get stuck um this guy was screaming the entire airport heard him he was screaming he says you guys are ruthless emotionless screaming in english he's going crazy he says you're gonna make i just came from russia i flew all the way you're gonna make me go back because i don't have one thing what are you guys crazy oh my gosh sorry sir the guy had a machine gun i'm not joking he had a machining on him he looked like i don't know what like at the gustavo he had a machine gun he's like sorry sir that's the rule that's the rule oh my gosh they're very i hate going through that airport because they make you if you have like if you have a one ounce of liquid they they they they like put you in jail or something rabbi joseph caiman sham alaikum how are you where are you from i don't think i've ever seen you on but um what the first thing is he's an honest person other people just sneak in and said yeah i had corona is ah very nice very nice there's no poor people then me in trouble huh years ago the first pass off that i was at my in-laws when my father-in-law timeout avi avi avi i see that my picture's still up over there so we're we're doing good we're doing my uh good father-in-law takes uh you know and starts scooping piles of corrosion and passing it around and like what is this it doesn't say to you know pile it up it says you did and you're not eating morrow you're eating carrots with a green leaf underneath it oh and that was at the first theater and i got some dirty looks from my my wife and my sister-in-laws and then the next night my father-in-law goes you know i looked it up this afternoon avi's right and he just dipped in my arm and passed it out and now um my wife and i have not been married for a year uh and uh she wanted to kill me um not much has changed in the past 18 years but how do we accept that story again accept i wanted to tell you guys a story that happened to me when i was three years old my i went we traveled to boston to my zadie's house when i say this was the famous rov over there with marthra savitsky but he's an all-time real old time he was old you know he didn't have a lot of patience and i was three years old and i took all the beautiful flowers from his front yard and i picked them i took them all out of the ground and i brought them into the house and he almost went he almost lost it he's like what are you doing i said i'm making crisis so he started screaming charisses i'll never forget it i was three years old and screaming no he i think i think it became from that i think he i think he put it in it like he was he's so mad at me that i ruined his flowers and then i called him harasses oh yeah yeah what are you going to tell me i don't have to dive in now ellie i don't have to dive in he's holding he's holding ellie trapper is holding he's holding his hop see capstone myself i dive in my river i don't have to die my chakras i'm all good what i have to do is go to i have a flight in sleep hashem in next sunday night monday morning five days before the sucking scene i have five i have six steps to make up is it a good enough goal on a five hour flight to make up six staff i'm gonna go i'll tell you this i'll tell you this because nobody's listening one flight from tel aviv to chicago i learned 60 death but that's my record my my all-time record in one day i went straight from the beginning i non-stop 60 daf 6-0 listen it's enough time the questions if you're gonna be able to do it but are you able to do a faster speed you able to go fast speed they're asking me did you ever see the greatest showman or whatever i said no they're like what is you