Daf Yomi Menachos Daf 65 by R' Eli Stefansky

[singing] >> Good morning Rabbi Wasserman. Ah! Wasserman, um because of what's going on, we have uh different rules we go by. So, in the Hebrew sheer we ask the children to sit outside. And the first night, they put up a like a little screen. That was two nights ago. Last night, this is what we had. These are the kids of MDY that don't want to go to sleep on time. They come every night. And they we let them do the ah through the window. It's a whole It's a big matzah. Talk about this, I just want to just to reiterate here. There are a lot of people that were hospitalized. 3,100 people hospitalized. 3,200 actually. And this is from two days ago. Many of them are from running to the shelters. Many. And uh That was yeah, that was a terrible story where a girl ran. She got from She ran to the street and she got killed. The Muslim guy fell off his motorcycle from fear and he also died. He slipped. The the the the siren went off. It's a scary thing. Um I just started learning parshas Vayikra for this year and I would just want to thank you for making it so geshmak. It used to be a very much unrelatable and abstract. I just quickly read through the pasuk and Rashi, but now after learning Zvach U'Minchah is MDY, it's mamash a pleasure. Every possuk is so tangible. Thank you again. You and the [clears throat] whole team, Mendel Sitorsky, Chagiga Dof Beis. Saying maybe we should put together all the AI videos that relate to AI. This we saw already. This is at the Matter. Novak, Bentsy Novak, the one all the way on the right is also a big part of this year. Menachem Matter, second from right, is our baal koreh for years. And he's the baal koreh here on Mondays and Thursdays as well. Uh what? >> He makes the sickest breakfast. >> Ah, yeah. Bentsy Novak makes one of the breakfasts himself. His whole family they make the the the the salads and the this. It's a whole thing. Um and Dr. Shamroth, all the way on the left, is also a big part of this year. He's a zeideh, zeideh of the chosson. Another big chasuna is uh my good friend Avi Kamler, all the way on the left. And JJ Reider in the middle with Yisroel Goldstein on the right. I believe that the chosson is the famous what's what's Yisroel Goldstein's rub's name? And Eli Dyckman. No, no, no, no. The one with the very very Eisenberger? >> Yeah, yeah. >> So I think his son is the So he's now mechuten with Eisenberg. Big. Very shaved to very long beard. Reb Eli Shlita just wanted to say hi. B'Yedidus, Abba Riner. Now it depends who it comes from. This means this means a lot. Yossi. You got my message? Good. Baruch Hashem. Yossi Saunders in the house. Abba Riner. >> [snorts] >> Shortest email, the best emails. Aaron Teiber, Shalom Reb Eli. I just wanted to share with you and listeners a share incredible miracle that happened to me. This is so don't don't think this is a bomb. Although, by the way, just to I need to update the Americans. Yesterday there were more missiles than all the days before. So, it it actually they they went up a little bit. And some of them are very, very loud and powerful here in Bet Shemesh. Like it sounds like there was impact. Like one of them was so loud that the one in midday. And they have videos of it being interested. That's crazy how loud it is. And then the shattered where? Oh, it's here in the Shidrak? Till here in the Shidrak? That's right across from our house. Right across from the base mirror. I didn't have. I thought they were showing it in in a Oh, so you were in the Mamad in that building. Shidrak is right here. It's the shopping center across the street from our houses. So, right here's the MDY across the street. Wow. Um a projectile fell into the Bayan base madrash. Into base madrash, right through the roof, landed on the floor in the base madrash. And a giant you saw the missile that fell in Tzfat? The size of a bus. And that was just the like the the fuel tank or something of this thing. The side Like I want to say like 7 8 ft in diameter or something. Something crazy. Yeah. So, it's not a joke. This is the second base madrash that was hit. The one with the nine the nine people that that that that were killed was also a shul. Went right through the shul. Bayan base madrash, boom. I want to share with you and listen to this. So, this is something else. Sometime ago, I started learning this shiar in Zoom at 7:10 in the morning. I mean, Baruch Hashem, gives a completely different meaning to my entire day. Because of the shiar, I also began waking up early instead of a much later time. We take up every day. Last Thursday after finishing watching the shiar, I took the battery. So, the shiar caused him to get up earlier than usual. Last Thursday after watching what finishing watching the shiar, I took the battery of my electric bike. I guess he lives in Israel, this person, cuz it was written in Hebrew. Which I charge in my living room every night. And I Oh, at the moment I stepped out of the door the battery exploded in my hand and the large fire broke out in the stairwell. By miracle, I was not injured. I immediately closed the door to my apartment and called the fire department. By the same time, I'm taking my family out to the balcony. If I had stayed asleep like I used to before I started participating in this year, the entire house would have burned. I don't want to think about what could have happened to my family. This is giving me tremendous hisuk how much Hashem is happy with my Torah learning and how happy he is that I joined them in the Y. A shver a belly, may we hear good news. Aaron Toiber. These are the just the I I did this for the Israelis cuz they argued with me how many people actually went to the hospital. So, where it says 3369, there was only 57,000 sirens. 57,000 sirens. 13 and 1/2 thousand uh were we we attacked them 13 and 1/2 thousand. Since the beginning. This is all since the beginning. 480 ballistic missiles. >> [clears throat] >> Uh pre-Pesach mixology night. Joy virtual entire workshop. This is for women. Register. Founder of Bar Simcha. Join our interactive Zoom workshop. Learn cocktail techniques. You need to say to say there are boys, I Ah. Ah. Finally. MDY Morocco trip, Reb boys, I sit back and enjoy. >> [music] >> Welcome to the very very first MDY Parshas Chayei Sarah trip [music] to give a Parshas Chayei Sarah to all those who work really hard and tirelessly support MDY. Looking forward to the next 3 days with the oilam. And if it goes well, we'll have to do this every year, Reb boys, I Welcome my boy our second annual appreciation trip. I feel like all of you are a huge part of MDY and your YMDY is what it is. Reb boys, we have some very big news. 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Everybody turn off your phones cuz when it goes off like that people get nervous. Refael Mordechai ben Esther. Refael Yael Daniel ben Yael Esther. >> [snorts] >> Reb Boice, I gishmak daf today. We have some aggadita easier sugias. We're holding five lines from the bottom. Yesterday we said the story of Mordechai from the Megillah. Mordechai tzaddik he was able to Um what's the word I'm looking for? Decipher. This uh this You like that word? Oh. It means to decipher in of of deciphered. >> [laughter] >> See my name to was like some hunt of the dark, the other of the strip of the result Mr. Mayor Sam Hunt got the strip and you are Okay, so I don't decipher. So anyway, so got the strip and He saw now let me ask you something. If you were there [clears throat] and a guy that's deaf or mute that you say is mute not deaf. He's mute. He starts he puts his hand on on the computer and puts his hand on Yossi's beard. So you'd say a bearded computer like what's the big deal over here? He put his hand on a on a roof and he put his hand on the strip. So I think we could see in the Gamara nice answer to that. But anyway, we're going with this idea that it was not so possible. Regular people couldn't figure it out. Yeah, but the Gamara brings three stories like that how he how he hopped with other people that hopped. In all three stories nobody's paying attention. We're trying to say that he's a that he's part of Sanhedrin. He's a let's see if it fits in what you're saying. So says Gamara the three women they went they came to be some egg wash with birds. A cane is is a pair birds. can And you bring birds for usually if a woman comes she's a you let this or is offer or it could also be in a double. And called the arm roll is a glossy. She said straight out for my Ziva. She's a Ziva. It's a person a woman sees down at a certain time like it's after down neither there's there's a other days 11 days of Ziva. She brought for a Ziva. The color arm relay a mercy. For my ocean. Called the arm relay a mercy. The I know is also it's a period of time so so the simple meaning is the of a mammoth she brought a result of Ziva so I mean she would bring one bird as a one bird as an oil Liam must see Liam must see she was just describing the flow of such a large flow like a like a ocean I don't know see I don't know so it has to do with Ziva the one one bird is a one what is all of them no Shama is a sick note maybe she's saying that she was she was saved from from blood blood loss she was going to die hemorrhaging Shama sick note maybe she was drowning nothing to do with Ziva she was drowning she was saved and she in other words she's bringing a dove and she's not bringing a a a and she's bringing just an oil for for for for as an adult as a thank you to a sham Shama sick note in the it says sick note maybe she was attacked by by a by a by a wolf Shama sick note maybe she had a danger in her eye the cool is you know says the Gamora she made she made a she made a net there basically she said if I'm going to be saved by the ocean she's drowning she says listen if someone comes and saves me I'm going to bring you I'm going to bring a carbon but I got you Scott and they listened to Mordecai and they they checked it out and they saw that that is right I don't know this now that's why it says Saki a kingdom so if you look over here there's there's different ways like they were shaped in a in a shape of a shape of like a push box and two of them one of them is called kingdom and goes a lot of different names so Saki who's Mordecai the most says in a second is in charge of the the kingdom why the Mordecai should be say He knows how to decipher things and and and explain them. In other words, people come and they they they they they put money in the push car. And they come in different, you know, the Chinese come, the this one comes, the French, the the the Spanish. Nobody understands what they're saying. They they might It sounds like Ziva, but really he means it's another. So, you have to understand why why they put money in the push car and what what to do with the money. Am I using the money for oil or for a hat? What am I doing here? Why is he so special? In order to be in the Sanhedrin, even the 23, Sanhedrin, forget the 71, even the 23, you need to know 70 languages. There's a number of years ago, people got together, they want to make a Sanhedrin as mana as they You know, they come together, they want to make carbon as they They want to make Sanhedrin. They found some of the that that that wanted to be in the Sanhedrin. So, one of the issues that they had is they have to If you're in the Sanhedrin, you have to know 70 languages. They said, "No, you don't need to know 70. You need to know right languages. And since we speak English, and English is is accepted by most of the world, so may Allah we we can be part of the Sanhedrin." So, they said, "No, but the If you take all the Chinese and all the the Indians, which is could be right world, they don't speak a word of English. By the God." Nothing is the Rogachev said. So, like, "How do you know 70 languages?" So, the Rogachev said, "If you give me one day, I can learn a language in a day. The problem is I don't have one day for this, you know, I don't have the time for it. But if you're doing Sanhedrin, you could." They say about Rabbi Berkowitz, who was a big ilui, the doctor said he has to slow down with his learning. It's, you know, so he had to take a break, like the Hafsada. Take a break. So, during his break, I think like 2 weeks, he learned four languages, something. He said to learn one language is easier than to understand one one tough cases. >> Reb Moishe was his rebbe. >> Reb Moishe was his rebbe? >> He He was a big talmid of >> Really? >> Yeah. >> And you have big kishronos. Like I believe it about like his I could see this at the Belzer din learning language and uh >> Why does he know 65 versions of Yiddish? >> Oh. >> [cough] >> This is where This is where everyone agrees that the >> Yeah, this this is what you're saying. Yeah, that everybody >> But the first two are after the >> I got Yeah, I got some emails afterwards. I got some hate mail over it. This is where everybody agrees that what? That it's that's Mordechai different? >> But the place is kosher that it can't be that after the Civil War the Mordechai was alive. That's the first two of the of the the >> The first two times, yeah. >> And the omer, that was >> Yeah. >> place is what that? >> All right. Zemach Zedek Pesach Pesach Mordechai Yiddish and Lashon. As the Gemara quotes in Nemiya Lashon, what was the big glik? What was so special about Mordechai knew 70 languages? Everybody in the Sanhedrin knows 70 languages. Reb Berel Berman knows six, seven languages. The In order to be part of the Sanhedrin, you have to be about chachma. You have to have chachma. Ba'alei mar'eh, you have to look distinguished. Ba'alei ko'ach mar'eh, Rashi says an interesting thing. If you're very tall, then people have fear of you. You know, you could be intimidating. They're not going to lie in front of you. >> [clears throat] >> Ba'alei zikna, they have to be elders. Ba'alei shof'tim. So, this is super interesting. Ba'alei shof'tim means that if Let's say somebody's chayev misah. Whoa. Agreement. Came after the chasunah. Mid chasunah. I don't see the other guys here. >> [laughter] >> Menachem Whatever. Um What time did you get home? Crazy matzah. What's going on? I went to his chasunah. I went to Matisyahu's chasunah. His chasunah is like in a shul in Gimmel. They took him out of the other place. But where Matisyahu in Yerushalayim, three weddings next to each other. Room, room, room. Everybody just Whatever you could do just to to have a khasene. It's crazy. Then What? You like it like this? Crazy. Listen. It's unbelievable. As long as the khasene and kallah enjoy, and then look then then the the klal Yisrael could go that route. Halevai one day. Halevai. Not going to happen. Halevai. I I'm a big talker. I was To me a wedding is doesn't cuz I I was at weddings every night for years. So I I begged my daughter. I said, "Look, just do it in the backyard and I'll give you the money, whatever it costs." >> [laughter] >> These girls they dream about the the wedding gown and the zahav and it's going to be like this. They have a whole dimyon in their head and it's not It's not so kosher. Huh? Morocco. Morocco. You mean the the [clears throat] Morocco wedding. That's why we're going. We're going to see Hey. Empty white deconess. Bal korva shikkur balagane shoffen. So listen to this shoffen rebbe Yisrael. This guy is chayav misas srayfa. So they come with molten lead and they pour it down his throat. What does this guy do? The guy says, "I don't care about molten lead." He goes higi bigi abracadabra and he drinks the lead. Nothing happens to him. So you have to know how to how to kill him in other ways because the halacha is that if you can't kill him in one way but guy is chayav misas s'kila and he runs away, you could shoot him with a gun. You look at him. He should take care of him like this. We even We even have a video to show it. >> [music] >> You are guilty. We hereby sentence you to death by lead pouring. >> [laughter] >> Sure. You can pour whatever you want down my throat. >> [music] >> HELP! NO! OH! GET AWAY FROM ME! >> [screaming] [laughter] [snorts] >> NO. I GOT TO Your thing doesn't help my brain calm down. You just now you just mixed up my brain. My brain was mixed up. You just went like this and made a booboo. All right. So, you might as well buy something. See you. In other words, khokham have to know kishuv that that whole sugya we learned once. Where we should have done with kishuv you make um uh cucumbers. The slummy you let a You have to know how to how to how to beat kishuv with kishuv. The Adam 70 lashon. So, every single person has to know 70 languages. Not only have to be tall and then Bali Khokhmah and Bali Kishuv they have to also know 70 languages. Why? Shlikhius and hegen shrimus mipnei amei turgeman. You don't want to hear it from a translator. Why not? What's the problem with hearing it from a translator? Here comes one of my favorite jokes of all time. The MS. Been waiting years to say it. I don't want to say this too often. Ah. One of the best. Shaya, listen to this joke. It's myrdic. Some people like it, some people I love this joke. This uh Spanish speaking person stole millions of dollars. And the sheriff in Texas the sheriff caught him. He brings him into the interrogation room and says, "Listen, you better tell me where where you put the the loot." He says uh he says, "No hablo inglés. No hablo No hablo inglés." Fine, you don't understand English. I'll bring you a meturgeman. I'll bring you a translator. He brings a translator in. He says, "Tell this guy I want to know exactly where where he put all all the money." She tells him in Spanish. The guy tells him, "I'm not I'm not telling you where it is. No way." So, the the sheriff becomes infuriated. He pulls out his gun, puts a round in the barrel, and he points it at the guy's head. He says, "You tell him if he doesn't tell me where it is, I'll blow his head off." She tells him in Spanish. She says, "Uh if you don't tell him where it is, he's going to blow your head off." The guy starts shaking. He says, "Okay, okay. I put it by the bridge. Right by the bridge there's a tree, and right next to the tree I dug a hole 3 ft down. I put the $10 million over there." The sheriff says, "What did he say?" He says, "You think You think you're going to pull the trigger, you idiot? You're a piece of nothing, you jerk." Yeah. Some people take them 3 minutes to hop. Doesn't make sense why I like it. I just love that joke. It's such a good smack of joke. Ah. The miturgaman, you can't trust the miturgaman. He's going to say You have to be exact, and sometimes it's it's a little You have the joke? Lost in translation. It's a good joke. >> Nelson Mandela joke. >> Yeah, that's what I was thinking you were going to say. No, that I used to That's not my favorite. This is Shy is good. It was good. But not not the best. Not top. You don't have why I like it so much. It's good. >> [clears throat] [cough] >> Oh. So, also kosher about Mordecai. Elo de have a ba'al lashon hara. His is godless. And this To me, this makes sense now. He would take You would understand different languages and put them together. You have to be a big Let's say you hear an American speaking Yiddish. It's the funniest thing. I don't got that accident. You run over it. And what was This is the item the gutter after after kids are half the words are in English. You have to know how to how to put two like you listen to you say you say what? You have to be a going island. So, no like even to like you talking to you say you say guy you know, it's a festival in the you know you know you have to two languages. So, gaga is tree from believe it or not gaga is tree from tree although it's in the mission of the word tree tree is not in Hebrew. It's not a lotion goddess. It's an aramaic. She was able to take the gaga and the tree. He Mordecai Let's say tree is called a hut in in in in Hebrew. So, a regular person say gaga hut. And now you have a city called gaga hut but there's no such thing. He's able to take the word gaga which is in Hebrew and tree in in in aramaic and put them together and say oh, he meant these two languages together. That's the khakhma. The same thing with ain't soikher. Ain't soikher soikher is a is an aramaic word. So, it's ain't means eye. Soikher is the hole of the lap. So, you say khar maybe. Ain't khar. What's ain't soikher? How do you have to do use the word soikher? It's a different word it's a different language. That's the khakhma over here. Exactly. Tell stone. Tells and stone. Very good. It's like No, it's from tells tells. Okay, but it's tells Anyways, huh? Told the voice tat tat the African Anybody want to see a video of that? Tat the African I have a bio bill Sean. That's why he's called the bill Sean and I think in the Neil. The chameleon. Kids are the noisiest. So, we all saw the video. So, we're kind of familiar with this, but it comes from this missioner. What's the process of the omer? The mahkubel karka. Beis din shluchim of the beis din go out before yom tov, they tie up a bunch of barley when it's still attached to the ground because you have to you have to do the sefirah on chol hamoed, the night of the first night of chol hamoed, the motzei yom tov. Kidei she'yeineiach liktzar, I think it's a it's a beautiful concept. In MDY we're very makpid on this and tircha detzibbur, the idea of tircha detzibbur, not you're supposed to like roll the Torah, you you know, if you have parshas hachodesh, whatever you do before the tzibbur comes, not while they're there. Um in general stam, it's a ta'ava kamashma, nobody's mekayem it, everybody wants to, but at a at a simcha, you should have one or two speeches. Not not the six, seven, you know? You know what I'm talking about? Vechulu vechulu vechulu. Or oh, here's a good one, that my pet peeve, sometimes you have a minyan of 10 people, 10 people. So that 10th guy, he does his shmoneh esrei 42 minutes. And why? Cuz today he has extra kavana and now all my people have to wait and wait and wait and sometimes if let's say you're a 10 minute guy at mincha, right? When you do it 10 people, you should be be mekatzer, what? Yeah. It's against a lot of things. Rebbe Akiva, exactly, Rebbe Akiva. Zoch lechaim umara, there's a concept of tircha detzibbur, don't make the tzibbur wait. Kol ha'ayaros hasmuchos leshom, miskanesos leshom, all the cities that were the little villages that were next to that place, they'd all get together. Why? Kidei she'yeineiach be'eisek gadol, they want to make a whole matzah out of it. Again, because of the by tusem that said that that you do this on a Sunday, not on the day, not on motzei yom tov. And that's today's sugia really. Again, the Torah says mimochoras hashabbos And we learn B'mochras Shabbos means the day the night right after Yom Tov, the first night of Yom Tov. So, we start today. The When we When do we start Sefiras HaOmer? We start on the first night of Chol HaMoed, or in the America, the second night of Yom Tov. But, in Eretz Yisrael, right Motzei Yom Tov, first night. The Ba'alei HaTosafos, they say, like the Zohar, they say B'mochras Shabbos means literally the day after Shabbos. It always falls out on a Sunday. So, you want to tell people, "No, we didn't listen to the Ba'alei HaTosafos. We did it on a Monday. We did it on a Tuesday. We're doing it when the when when Chachamim understood the pasuk." Given Sheyikacheha, once it's nightfall, "Omer lo hen ba'ashamesh." So, the guy, the one of the people cutting he tells the the audience, "Did the sun go down?" "Omer lo hen." The whole place is hen. "Ba'ashamesh, omer lo hen." Each of the people there says asks the question, they answer, they answer three times per person. "Magal zu." In other words, there's nine each question is nine times the chiyuv. "Ba'ashamesh omer lo yes, yes, yes." Then Shimon says it. "Ba'ashamesh omer lo yes, yes." "Magal zu." Is this the the circle? "Omer lo hen." "Magal zu, omer lo hen." "Kuba zu." This is the box. "Omer lo hen." You make a whole it's a whole situation massive situation where everybody gets involved. No, it's good. You get Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get them involved. You ask a question though, and they all answer. It's it's not they're not just spectators. They're all they're they're part they're participants. Says before here, you have to give it up. You hear? "Kuba zu, omer lo hen." "B'Shabbos." Now, if if the the the first night of Chol HaMoed falls out on Shabbos, "Omer lo hen Shabbos." "Zu, omer lo hen Shabbos." "Shabbos zu, omer lo hen." "Echtzar, should I should I cut the wheat?" The barley? "May now like tzar, yes." Go ahead. The whole warning. "Echtzar like tzar." "Shosh pa'am achas over over." Each question gets >> X and each question gets three times the answer. Like call me today Call me today do three times. Three times. Why? Why so many Because of these people show me show me two two times and then the two times and then they decided that there's no way you read the way So they said it's not on Sunday and the mail are >> [snoring and snorts] [snorts] >> What happened? Where is everyone going? We are going They are harvesting the home air today. >> [screaming] >> Wow, [cheering] so many people came to our home air harvest. All these people came because of me. That's what happens when you have many friends. Was yesterday >> The car out, yeah. Yeah, all right. Okay, starting to get my remind me your name from South Africa. What's your name again, Tadik? It's like isn't that the name of your wine or is that I'm just making that up? What's the name of your wine? That's right. Wine. See on square for coming to when do you get here? You got to get in the middle of the war before the war. You trying to get back to Africa? No, she's coming. It's crazy. I need One of the deals that I made with my wife before we moved here is that I'll go back for every pace of every pace of she does we did in the our families the mishpacha hotel. We can't miss this pace off and also in the summer. So I feel like I told her we're going to go now for Pesach and Messiah is going to come and so we live here and then I'm going to have to slip back. You imagine getting out we we we still couldn't find flights yet, but I don't know yet. >> [clears throat] >> There's something called Megillat Taanit. It's a whole safer that tells you about all the Yom Tov that the class of all has. Now the only two Yom Tov we have left from the entire safer are Hanukkah and Purim. But they had other ones. And now we're going to be discussing two out of the the whole Megillah. You shouldn't you shouldn't fast. Fasting is partial that you don't do on a Yom Tov, but a husband husband no, no. Now it happens to be I've been at a number of these funerals they say it's like I have to buy a company he wrote me a forest that his son should not be the leader. So, no, he didn't manage mean that he shouldn't be the leader. They meant he should be the leader. So, they made him the leader. Had he known that he was going to be assassinated and Iran is in such turmoil, his stomach would have said to put this meshuggener in there. It's like the nifter didn't really mean there shouldn't be any hespedim. He must have meant no hespedim, but divrei chizuk for sure he could do. So, now we're going to do divrei chizuk. It's like in this Shabbos gered, what a tzaddik, what a what a godol, what a dor. Unbelievable. Yeah. So, on certain days you don't you don't do hespedim. That's why I'm asking takka uh those emails that they send and you know the the hesped emails it should be for chizuk, not not a hesped. But there, you know, when mamesh starting now, Rosh Chodesh, here, here. Listen to this. Mamesh in 2 days from now. Merish Yarcha d'Nisan at Manya Bay. He told him to me, though. Why is it such a Yom From Rosh Chodesh till the 8th day of Nisan It's unbelievable. Just from Hashem. Within a few days. Shloshes Y'mei Hagbala. The From Rosh Chodesh till till the 8th day, this is when we figured out the halacha in Talmud we we beat the Tzedukim. We beat them. So, because we beat them, it was so important to beat them, we made a Yom Tov out of it. And it's such a Yom Tov that you don't even the leilei Mitzrayim. You don't even give a hesped. There's two madregos. No no hesped, meaning certainly you can't fast. You can't You can't do two things. You can't fast and you can't give a hesped. There's a a weaker kind of Yom Tov where you can't fast. You could give a hesped, but you can't fast. That's the next one. Now, Merish Yarcha d'Nisan Sorry. U'metamya Bay. But from the 8th day of Nisan, that's why if my yada until the end of Yom Tov, we toss of chaga d'Shavuos. That's when we slugged up the whole thing of that's our game. That the said that is is always on a Sunday. Why? If you think about it, if you start counting the 49 days on a Sunday, it always falls out on a Sunday. The same say, you always start only on a Sunday. So 49 days later means is going to be on a Sunday. It's always on the 50th day. It's always on a Sunday. So we we we we we slugged up the mistletoe. So if you look at takes out the word cuz that's a little heavy. He puts in the sun. It's not a it's not a we're not that strong. Over here, it's a tiny now we have to understand why in the first one when they when we beat them with the time and we said oh, it's such a huge difference. You shouldn't fast and also no pay them. Over here it's a little weaker. We beat them on that let's not get carried away. You could get give a husband. You shouldn't fast. So says I will miss my you want to do a when we beat them first with I was looking at simply say we shall not say this we shall tell them. It's not as happy. It's not it's not such a big win like the time why that says we shall give it back to them. They came up with a with a dumb that it should be on a Sunday and without any good proof. I will tell them the very tell me they were much stronger. It was harder to beat them. So because the harder it is, the harder the fight, the greater the the and that's why there's no even no husband. So he takes again the but he takes it out and he puts in no no tightness. So what's going on? So the more explains From and 8 days into Nissan we fixed the time at problem. You maybe tell me they were saying that an individual could bring a time at My daughter's why? They had a possible. a In the individual that's a tosser. Toss it. The famous the empty white possible. Doing the dive every day. They took that possible and they they They did something terrible with it. That the individual could bring a tablet. My argument was so what was the answer? It's carbonium No, no, no. It's It's a public thing. So you could call him by me at least call you take the tablet from the money that we collect from Purim. And so what was the big simcha from the 8th day of Nissan till the end of Yontif? That This is the Sugya now. That the right person said that we start Spheres on a Sunday. Zack and him so let me go argue with them. Let me debate them. Shout them. Menachem is one of my favorite words in Lashon Kodesh. Shout them. How do you know this? But like Rashi says, they didn't have a good time and so nobody knew how to answer. One one old man said to him Bulmer. Moshe Rabbeinu Yisrael Moshe Rabbeinu loved He didn't have a possible. In other words, he just had a logic and this logic you can you can slug up. Moshe Rabbeinu loved eating. And he knows that Shavuot is only one day. All my heart he said, you know, let's make it a double day. Now I appeal to all of us. You could say that's why I called them shout them. Who wants a two-day Yontif? That's kosher shalom. We all want a two-day Yontif. A three-day Yontif is a different story. Which the famous mice uh Kush Baruch came to the Americans, he said, "How many days Yontif you want? One or two?" So, he they said, "What what's Yontif?" "It's Yontif," he said, "you eat and wine." So, "We'll take two, two days." They went to the Israelis, they said, "How many days Yontif you want?" They said, "What do you do?" They said, "Ah, we can't afford meat. What? One day, one day." They went back to the Americans, "How many days Purim do you want?" They said, "What's Purim?" "Purim people come to your door, they're knocking your door, they take your dough." They said, "One day, one day is enough. One day." They went back to the shul. "What do you do on Purim? You collect [clears throat] collect money. Two days, two days. We'll take it two days." >> [laughter] >> I wonder why. >> [laughter] >> Misnagdim too? Huh? Kashrus so Misnagdim say Yontif. This You want to hear Mendy? The two of them Mendy comes to the car in the morning. Who told you the joke about the the the two days? This is his first day. Who? You you you? It's first. Then he then he says he's part of the car. He just needs to figure out who [laughter] Car Chorev says says Rebbe Yochanan ben Zakkai to this to the Shulchan Aruch. Car Mikra Zeh Chados Yom Chorev Chorev Rebbe Yochanan ben Zakkai. How long does it take to walk from Egypt if you're not going with Yossi Cohen, Yossi K? >> [laughter] >> He's not here. Yossi K He showed us. He proved it to us on his phone. I I drove to Eilat many many times. Maybe not as many as as Avi cuz Avi has a place there. It takes 3 hours minimum. Minimum 3 hours. With a fast Tesla. 2 hours, under 2 hours he drives and he shows us on his phone. And is a app that shows him average speed 150 kilometers 150 cutting cars all all that this is pernasa yeah [clears throat] when he has clients in the car he slows it down a little bit to 149 or whatever but to get there cuz he has to get them there and on the way back he flies and he makes it to sheer he showed us he said I'm leaving a lot now I'm going to be there at 7:30 save me a seat okay now he's in England acuponum to go from Egypt that's Egypt Taba is Egypt there's shoulder well to walk from a lot to Islam would be a problem but the mayor said the mayor says it's 11 days 11 days to walk I had to say you have a corner there I can't say it now that whole something on the days if my children been in love the Jews so much >> [laughter] >> it's not as funny instead of 11 days 40 years took him 40 years to get there it's like instead of Yossi K you get Rabbi Stefansky to drive you it's like okay those who don't know now listen there's a murder of the garashi here what's going on it's it's my mission the real Isaac said it's so silly says Rashi the deeper I want to call my lady mission to all my delivery ever when somebody tells you stupidity you answer them like a shot also you don't you don't start saying lump this and cover homers and memorizenos like the mayor's going to say now you tell them I need still give out to whatever what's the lotion over there that's the lotion I was like that I need still give out to a guy a guy tells you still some yeah I just still some oh my children love Jews no I'll prove to you he doesn't love Jews okay sponsors on that on that high note and that global happy clients all year not just this month with shadow.com please read a shadow today because every shidduch that happened was first read. Oh my lawyer, Rabbi betraying you seriously. That's your answer? Oh my lawyer, shaita. I hope I don't call my kharusa that name, but he told me that he he noticed that it's one of my favorite words. He's right. Shaita. It's loshon kima by me. We Yeah. I called [laughter] you that once. The Torah shalom shalom alaynu You What you're saying, you don't have any right from the Torah You stop You say throwing back fires. We have We have a Torah. We have a whole system of how we learn things. The Torah goes into a whole series now of a seven eight limudim just on today's daf. Easy ones. They're very similar. His right Ben Zakai. Kos Tishbru Yomi. We have a contradiction to say when it says Tishbru Yomi, we should lose Yomi. Mamish Yomi Yomi. It means start whenever you start in the middle of the week on a Wednesday. However, because of the second says to me it's the end of the seven full weeks. What does a seven full week mean? You start on a Sunday and on a Sunday. So, uh because of the seven full weeks. Because of the seven full weeks to me it's the end of the seven full weeks. If it starts on a Sunday, give all the seven full weeks. Come to the holiday on the Shabbos. If the holiday falls out on a Tuesday or a Wednesday, so you don't have full weeks. So, you have Tishbru You just go from there. So, these are all simonim how to remember all these shatim in the Torah Mamre Rabbi Yehuda simon. Second right of Rabbi Yehuda in the Torah. You know, I don't have to come on to you Reb Eliezer ben Azariah and publish. This parsha shiv'a shavu'ot this parsha you shall count. What does you mean? Spiritually it's human beings that are counting. You take out these words here Yom Rishon means Sunday. Yom Rishon means Sunday. Yeah, the whole sugia Yom Rishon means Sunday. Nobody counts a Sunday so you ever made attention that there's no argument in the world even in the Himalayas, whatever in in China, in in in in Morocco there's seven days of the week which correlate to nothing. There's nothing in this world that what seven days? Sunday, Monday what what is that? There's nothing to do with the sun and the moon, nothing to do with anything. The only thing it has to do with is Yom Rishon. That's it and the whole world accepted it and the whole world says today is Sunday. It's a very interesting thing. Where did it start from? Why? So Yom Rishon everybody knows how to count from Sunday. So why does it say this parsha? Ah, this parsha is something that has to do with it decided when Rosh Chodesh is, when the first day of Yom Tov is and immediately you're counting. Reb Shimon another pshat How do we know we're right? You count you should count 29 days. There's a molad and then right the next day is Rosh Chodesh. So you're counting, you're doing something and then you have Rosh Chodesh. So maybe it's like a minyan of minyanim so count days and then you have Shavuot. When it comes to Rosh Chodesh you could tell from the day before the molad that tomorrow's going to be Rosh Chodesh. The Chodesh So it comes you start counting right after Yom Tov. You know that it's coming here tomorrow we're going to start counting. Why? Because today is Yom Tov. Not because it's a Sunday. But according to you but it always starts on a Sunday. How do you tell it from the day before? There's nothing special about it. We're going to We're going to learn from the very similar, right? The What's What's so similar? The allows us to to eat from the new crop, the crop. The The alarm The The is is the two breads that come on and that allows you to bring the the So they both allow you to to bring food. Just like by the two breads of It's right after the day. In other words, it's It's um right after 7 weeks of counting, all of a sudden you have the two breads. What do you have? So too, the is right after you have a you start a day. Again, we have the and we have the So by the two breads the day. No, this is that shot. Sorry, let's go back. The alarm There's the two comes right after No, it is after the day. You start a day after the So too over here you have after the day you start No, I went back for a second. After the day you finish No, I just went back one line. You went back I'm just explaining again. You finish the day you start You finish the sphere over there of the spheres of you do you do the two breads you finish Pesach you do bring similar or very never again we're going to compare the to the matter regular summer claw it's the day after the seventh week of regular summer claw it's the day after Pesach very similar. The one is after like this is a sphere over here is after the seventh week I don't know something like that that's how I understood it. >> [snorts] >> There are there must be something better. Um. Counting what's the number one two Some of lots the day after the seventh week and the first [snorts] one is what a count count and over here and then what what is not counting it's also right after I don't know exactly okay tell me about it. >> [snorts] >> The means you shall count this fear of it's very important. Here teaching everyone every single person should do as last night. And then Benny remind me that I asked the same question it wasn't it wasn't like say ask does does anybody know somebody that missed the first day of summer. And all the way to Russia. So >> [clears throat] >> no so Benny answered the same answer that he answered last time without realizing that I asked the same question and he answered the same answer and I told him I would he says yeah I know somebody that What was the story? What was the answer new? Oh no >> somebody asked him what day what day is it on the first day. Don't forget Don't forget today is the first day. So, I told him when he said it like that, I said, "So, why didn't he continue counting?" He said the first day. So, you count if it's considered counting, so it's great. He says like he tells me later, he says, "I said that last time you asked the question and I said the story over and you asked the same question last time." But it was That's how people's brains work. They something triggers them to say something. I was triggered by this as I said. I don't remember asking the question. I don't remember that he said it. What? Yeah. Well, no, it's a certain way to ask questions and say, "Okay." You have to have to count them. >> Mark said he missed he missed because of a cell call. >> Oh, we had a guy here yesterday also. Somebody who was reviving somebody missed and then he came back and he and the next thing you know, he's in shul and he's saying, "What's What's your And so everybody asked him, "Did the guy survive?" No, the guy didn't survive. The fuzziest. So, Mark also missed on the first night. Wow. [snorts] Yeah, yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Ah, this is what you're saying. Hold on. I don't know if we Ah, you're saying that the the the the the the is right here. So, I don't know that that each but the point is they have to So, you're saying that that this is the right is sixth right here that we have to we have to count. It's not a It's nothing to do with the week. It's a spirit that we do. >> The place explains that the doesn't have to count the 49 years. >> Oh. But what does it have to do with the over here? How does it fit into the over here? But you have to count them. Okay. So, over here we learn it's not like the day after the first day of or you know it's precious. Maybe we should do it on after the Sunday. Now, listen to this. According to my toys in you start on a Wednesday you start on a Sunday. You always start on Sunday. But what if what if Pesach started 3 days before Sunday? So now you're not counting Shavuot is going to come out 53 days before after the start of Pesach. You can start 54 days after Pesach. But it doesn't say like that. It says Maybe it should be something If you on the falls out on a Friday, that's 51 days. If you on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the If you on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the falls out on the So 55 days from the first night of Pesach to Shavuot. If it starts on a Sunday. Okay, we'll stop over here. So kids are can't be that you start on a Sunday. Have a wonderful day. >> Merit the cause of spreading Torah throughout the world. Sponsor a sheer today. mdy.sponsor.com or [email protected]