Daf Yomi Megillah Daf 31 by R’ Eli Stefansky

good morning rabbi sai ah leave massimo feeling a lot better today yesterday i had all these charts and it was a lot of pressure because the day before i was in bed laid up a lot and then i realized oh i got to do all these charts i got an email here let's see if i can find it this guy's sending good stuff here we go from ramosha maisha f zavdoo are the four days of verse other can that reshredish other can fall out not the days of purim i think i said putin for a minute but the rest of the shear i was talking about richards the whole time but in case somebody thought that zavdoo is purim i apologize of you so yesterday i think during share i realized that this is supposed to be a base or yeah if it falls out on friday then you don't say the second day after rich heidi's base you don't say you don't read twice and this was not tazva it's yudvav yudwaav means tazai right so we discussed that you you just a little bit of a mix up we don't want to go back there i called beseder maisha over here we have an anonymous guy although his last name is daphner so i don't know if it's intentional daphner i've started this year since titus and i was thinking of quitting at the end of this messerta but i saw this past week how even though you were ill kept delivering the with the same schmuck as you'd normally do thank you that has inspired me and i will ezra hashem keep on going thanks for changing my life for the better over here boys i we have a beautiful thing we have the posen boys deep in misakis megillah look at this it's gevaldik it's one of my favorite pictures actually if you look closely they're actually sincere they're watching this is their entertainment toyota hi everybody how are you i joined the dui at the end of tightness i'm very excited to be signing some gila this thursday i'm a member of havarium of rocklin for the past 13 years and was inspired to see over 30 kaverim units that are currently doing the daf daily and especially the famous molandi 108 unit 108 isaac schwade 501 schlemmy goldenberg six this morning my five-year-old shipman comes into my room 5 30 a.m and has an important announcement to make and yells on top of his lungs good morning rabbi sci ah at 5 30 in the morning that's it i was up and couldn't go back to sleep thank you rebellion for all you have all you do even with the cold oily low fleur c 24 here's the gishmaking kid that woke up his parents at 5 30 in the morning and uh this is one of these names i wish somebody was here to help me out borrow w-a-j-e-s-f-e-l-d vice-veld but how do you i don't know they didn't teach us volkswagen with the w f okay i don't know this is the hassan this is me with the hassan baruch w-a-j-e-s-f-e-l-d now it is khasana i feel bad for the new wife just pronounced this name we took this picture special for ellie mazeltov this is here you go they look like her lineup see them i don't know why but that's what they look like so yesterday you're not going to believe this it's a great myso i said during shir that tomer levy he'll put a stand in the middle of the merkaz and try to solicit people to come to the share simon cohen who's been with us for like two years world famous cousin very very good and he's famous and whatever concerts the whole thing so he thought i was joking homer leave he's going to put up a stand a normal guy put up a stand in the middle of the street so he texted him he said it's a funny funny joke ellie said so tomer sends in the pictures of him with the stand and he told him he got like 20 guys whatever it was that day on a friday so he says send me send me uh like a brochure or something send me something i could put on my status so he goes and he puts it on his status i think and within two hours two hours eighteen people signed up one eight in two hours just from putting something on a status this hosem that a person has for almost doing nothing just getting a a picture from somebody posting on your status free gemara 18 people yesterday i went to yeshivat me vasaret we have some great maggiti shrimp one of the magicians in my building i may leave it with and one of them lives up the block robbie berg it's john berg's brother victor full just raised his hands i guess they're related yeah they're related so i went there you're not going to believe this close to 70 guys signed up for this year 7-0 so rabbi said people are thirsty for tyra if you present them the right way you can get people to come we have we're starting the number this friday it's our last last chance to convince people to jump on board the koilo this month is sponsored by haim i still didn't i forgot to look up when is it over okay remind me are you laying back in the young bachelor that was just lifter as he did malcolm freda his wife wrote us that things are getting better baruch hashem and appreciating all the hasset that all the money and they just put up a page to help the family so all the things that are going on behind the scenes the the tested of mdy sponsored by the davis and kessler families and schools for a full slammer for miriam in honor of shraggy and noam goldberg may they start the daf today takes twice the sponsor to get them on monty pearl in honor of mai have russo elias hogan because he said we always talk about it and i haven't done anything about it we should do some sort of whatsapp group where people could send in their resumes we'll make sure dukham will be unbelievable another we say it's a great idea but nobody like took it by the horn somebody needs to just grab these i have a whole pile of resumes i don't know what i'm doing with it mati pearl in honor of michael bruce i said shalitsky and yampel families saurabhas about people yolo he learns the death of the rebellion as does his son-in-law and grandson slay me amazing and i think there's a little more 120 thank you for giving me such a good share every day thank you husker briar about mdy menachem told me before this year it's not him he doesn't know what i'm talking about in honor of the 72nd yard side of the previous lubavitch rebbe rabbi yosevitzkov bin rib shalom dave and in honor of the 71st anniversary of arabi accepting the nasios may they continue to have much nachas from all of us i here we go today's daf lamin aleph unbelievable 30 days go by like that we're holding brand new mishna which means it's a brand new septa it's a great day to start we have a very interesting daft today not a lot of opportunities for stories jokes it's adaf which is going to tell us all about kriya satoru what are you laying here what are you laying there says the mishna be pesach is the first first day of pesach the other days the pace of the game is going to tell us there's a whole list of different things we go we fly through the tire from here to there but the first day of pesach we read entire terrorism over there there's a whole parachute that you know we're very familiar with pinchas talking about yom typing but also in vaikara talks about young typhoom we start on top and we go through until we get to pesach and we pass pesa today we don't do that a lot of the stuff that we have in the mission a lot of the the halakhas that we have in the mishnah don't apply to us today based on the gemaras mostly in one instance i hope to remember this says it's a mistake why do we do it like that today so it's interesting why we changed the mishnah it seems like the mishnah wasn't a solid allah that was accepted the guy in them later on they changed it around batseres an going back to that parasha in vayikra that discusses the different yamatai even we get the sukkos what do we read on so i have here a chart it's time to throw in something that's a little bit more complicated than the what do you read here what do you read there so this is based on rashi didn't really have time to make my own little chart stole it from the hebrew arts grow i know it looks confusing but it's very very simple i just want to tell you the the basic idea what rashi is saying here basically there's a long rash rashi says that the first two days of yantev in hutzlarz we read the same thing it wouldn't make sense to read and tell everybody hey we have a suffix today and three maybe tuesdays or i'm sorry the third day of yantev like like as if it's a halamite so what do we do the first two days we read the same thing today the second day of it's speaking to you and we know it's a suffix but we don't need to announce it and say oh it might be today but what do we read on every day of columbia so this isn't hutzlarz we have rishowing cheney shilishi ravi if you look closely the only mahlikis that we have between the shkanazim and the svardim between rashi who's from france ashkenazi and the rift rambam svardhan is only on the third day okay the spiderman seem to be pushing it i mean making it closer so we'll see let's take the first day of halamite first day is the third day of yandere so we read mashini ubayamashli she's the next aliyah and the following ali is beyond v so we read about the second day of sukkos the third day so is in the fourth day of sukkos in review we go back to shani and shilishi we do we repeat the second and third days okay oh and zoom it's off a little bit mark you're supposed to remind me if it's off it's difficult to let me see if i can move oh good point i just realized who it is because i was going with tomorrow levy he told her telling me it's his brother god from chicago lipa that's one son who live in deerfield illinois where i own a property where not too many from people are there i don't think if any but it does cure him over there so it's amazing heroes guy he's uh he's a he's a mile that travels the world or america i should say but he's sponsoring it's unbelievable so again if it's the first day how might we do beyonce first aliyah mishlichi second and later v and uh go back we'll be on machining the only thing is so then it repeats itself the fourth day fifth day here is where it becomes interesting shishi we do hamishi shishi shvi and then we repeat kamishi and shishi what do we do on the seventh day of sukkahs you can't go and talk about shmini because shmini is already somehow it's a different yantef so you can't do five six or six seven eight you can't do six seven eight even though it's the last day so you do the same exact alias as the day before hamishi the only difference is rabbi sai is the final aliyah reveal whereas on the sixth day we repeat fifth and sixth and the seventh day we repeat six and seven okay the only difference between the sixth day and the seventh day huslards is the final aliyah what do you repeat that's all rash he says it's a long rashi okay now we've got the complicated stuff out of the way says the mission of a hanukkah gonna see him so we read the nissim we all know the nasim karbana right every day different day bahanuka minnesota before him it makes sense because in purim we're talking about amalek haman came from amali barosha kadashi what now today we read a few second before like tamsuk or whatever before that uh okay different my mother is what do we what do they read what's my mother's so in um if i said i asked them does anybody know what my mother says two kids two bachelor raised their hand my mother says i told her i'm not gonna tell them what it is they have to learn shaas to know but you guys know already mahmod eyes are the israelim that represent kalya's role for the carbon every day they switch off different groups every every week it's another group and they have to fast they have to dive in and they lane from the torah from parishes boracious every day of the week is corresponds to the day of myself that's on this on monday tuesdays etc until they get to the hulu but my mother's been my separations bethany eyes what do they say my tightness is what are we learning today by tennis the mission says that we lane the bronx in the clubs says rashi to teach people and what there's two types of clothes we have to understand we'll see in the gemara one is that akash bar who said and that's in bahuka and then the other one is much rabbeno said so we're talking about the real deal the one hashem said himself and it's to tell people that why are you fasting today you're fasting because there's a calamity there's something going on in the world there's no rain it's your fault you need to do chuva it's because you sinned so to remind people about tavares and as you mentioned yesterday the zebra gets together they they decide what could be that let's think about it i think i once mentioned this when i was a kid i was shocked i remember this till this day every time i think about it i'm grossed out basically i was at a funeral they asked us to go to a funeral of a young woman that got killed in a car crash and they asked our school if we could call them they wanted kids at the funeral and one of their abundant got up there i'm embarrassed to say this he got up there and he says you know why she was nifter in a car crash because women in our generation they drive cars they lack it snails and i remember as a kid thinking this guy's not wha what right does he have to decide why somebody was nifter and he knows and he knows that's a big aveira and it's not a big aveda and he knows that that's why this woman crazy but in those days they'll get together and yes try to figure out we need to fix our ways there's a reason why there's no rain here and if we can figure it out obviously they didn't come up with the car thing came up with more serious things and they would they'll do chuva and then hopefully whatever happens there's a famine there's no rain there's uh a disease corona whatever it is we have to do chuba allah so you don't stop in aliyah and get give somebody an allele in the middle of the curses in the middle of the clevis if you notice today it's one long shot the bakari does it really quickly quietly one guy gets it he himself gets it and that's it and this is going to explain why mondays and thursdays we take it for granted we take everything for granted because we're very familiar with this kimara and the mach likes in the gemara what are we late on mondays and thursdays what are we learning on champions afternoon so perhaps you should read a little bit and then read on thursday a little bit further no we repeat the same sukum the beginning of the let's say last week was parishes boracious this week parshas nayak we read the beginning of persian you could think that maybe on thursday you read from shaneon or whatever and then on shabbos you just pick it up from review but we take it for granted that on chapters we repeat everything and that that's based on this gemara over here you go backwards and you repeat the whole parachute says an apostle that mushroom who spoke about the yama time so where do you see that you should read different things the whole this is going on the entire mishnah you should read pesach you should talk about sukkah sukkas so the final rashi in the meseta you could open up to the final rashi rashi says i don't understand wasn't everything said by hashem moishe said it to his throat by that verb israel every mitzvah doesn't say about you my dad says rashi is coming to tell you that mushroom repeated it on yontev that's how we learned that from this puzzle so when it says since it's extra so from the extra position i learned i learned that every yanthiv mushroom taklay stroll her boy said today is pesach you have to do x y z today sukkos you do this that's why i always mentioned the villain every day of sukkos learned the entire mess of the sukkah every shabbos he learned the entire mistake of shabbos maybe it has to do with this um so like the mission says that on the first day of pesach you read from vayikra about the um including peso what do you say in the foyer the first pesa carbon peso that was ever shifted inherited stroll it's called pesach gilgal so it's about what we're reading what we're doing we're pesach it's the day of yesterday we shifted the caravan so we read it enough so now that guimara takes a little bit of a break we're in the middle of a bryce and the gemara goes off a little bit on the tangent to explain us what are we doing hutzlars we're gonna get trey hoymel and today that there's two days of yante gilgal what are we we're not gonna repeat the same after going to be boring so one day the first day we read about the first carbon pace of the nervous system the the after discussion brought a carbon peso pesach and the rest of the days of pesach wasa he reads different things about pesach by the way on pesach we we bring two separate terrorists outside of the orange and sukho is only one so you have to read different things oh my rav papa i don't know how to pronounce it but my mark says me apoy ma poi whatever it is my boy and that's it goes on obviously you know what mapo is but just in case you don't okay these are the four parties see i didn't know i thought it's michigan so that's a good thing i wrote it down but everybody else knows what mapo is besides me what do you read guess what parish that is yep this week's pirate show why don't we read vaibhashala on because that's when the kris yams have happened and baby was talking about the seventh day uh they ran out of israeli and the the the midstream almost caught them and then you have the seventh day of pesach it is is like a shira if you're looking at the hilum it looks like ashira there's a word here blank word here you know like a shira and i think i mentioned this back but i'll tell you again that there's a capital tahilim that's literally identical to this navi with a few mis a few differences very minor differences so the bells of khasid and our kylo told me i think he was joking he said that what they do by the hasidim they give him this haftara to read they read it if he makes a lot of mistakes it's because he's so familiar with the tahilam and the after is different that he makes mistakes in nafta that's a great sign if he makes mistakes because that means he knows his tillam very well but if he reads the haftarah like litvak would read it perfect just read it he doesn't realize there's any mistakes then they kick him out of there they break the off no that means he doesn't do tell him okay joke i hope or maybe by the real stark ones it's not a joke says he says the gemara will call up that what it happened on the last day of pesach so we read it then um okay it's great uh it's it's a great uh memory aid but if you want to see this is what it stands for all these things means serious um and we the after is merkava i don't know if you remember we just had a few days ago that you don't read anything about merkava we do today one time a week a year by schwarz i said as a joke because that's when everybody's sleeping so we could just say the recover and go on but the reason why we read the merkava on schwa snider is because merkava's this haikanyanam it's about matantaru's we do like both of these cheetahs but we flip it around we do the mata entire first and then only afterwards shivers your voice the second day versus if i was in the basement now which i'm not i was actually thinking because of this daft the way it's situated what you know it's not like these gishmaki sugars i was thinking about having like nakhon seltzer and the whole choir come like show up over here [Music] is not a good idea okay hashem i didn't do it he wouldn't be happy but to sing this song in the midst you could all you could all join yourselves and sing in your head which we're familiar with that's the day rosh hashanah is the day that decided sorry maine was going to have yitzhak or maftyrian and khanna and how she had small that was also on rosh hashanah i was thinking when i read it i thought ghana is all the concepts of fila we learned in brachas and everywhere else we learned how to dive in from kana and that's what shashana rashid says no it's about hana was nifka maybe because of it fellow but that was the day hashem decided like he decides everything else our paranosa our health and who's going to get pregnant and who's not going to get pregnant that happened at rosh hashanah for hanno so that's why we elaine khan and after me now there's always two days even artists troll yo sacrifice by the way as we mentioned when we talk about al-qaeda always avraham of inu brought down to the world the idea or the ability i should say for coliserol to sacrifice themselves over the years there started in in spain when they said either you you bow to the cross or burn you in the city center and so many thousands of jews gave up their lives burned to death where did the jew get that ability that strength in the war in the shoah where did he get the strength to say no i'm not going to do this kill me from abraham avinu from that one time that he did that we see it all over sha's when a roman venus did this it gave us the the the ability to do he did this again she gave us the ability to be my nephesh it talks about shuba so pay attention to this because it took me a little bit of time to cop this what do we say in the after of yom kippur ram because that is going to come up in two lines we talk about the list of relations arise so that if people were over they should do chuva what so you know master yoina like uh maury's formus in the show that i used to give the daft that das i gave an adapter for eight years so when it came to him after yoina he one year the guy goes eighteen dollars i'm after yoda so he screams out eighteen thousand and that was it nobody nobody tried to up him yeah he's a huge bounce daca i spoke about it many times about if shaq said he's the gullah darden's doctor should go ask him anyway fi back in the days to donate buildings everywhere the the or samar campus all these things okay fine suggest but yaina what's the beauty of yaina it's that a whole city could do chuva but also yaina couldn't run away he thought he's gonna disappear he's gonna go into the ocean hashem won't find him wherever you are you could be on the moon he'll find you there and another beautiful thing about you know once if you mentioned yo enough for the new guys yaino was a simple person but there's a whole safer called yoina navi why is he a navi because of the idea that he went to the base of mikdash and he was basim he was happy by simply basically shiva he rejoiced with akashibarco to the point where hashem gave him nivo he's a simple jew hashem gave him nivua and forever he's he's in the navi as yanana in the whole story because of that one time that he acted the simcha for hashem i'm learning this gemara and i'm thinking myself wow i felt so good i was like ellie i see your memory is coming back you mamas you remember all shots because i remember this gemara has many many sectors many misers so i go and i do a search and i don't find it in any maserta what what what's going on here i was so excited about my memory and and then i realized no i say it i'm so i thought it's all over shas this is the only place i think you see immediately his humility you see it in the torah and it's repeated in love he's the hashem of all god immediately you know what he deals with the small things with this guy people nobody pays attention to the assignment so now that i gave you a big hint let me ask you something why does this gamer say oh everybody anytime you see hashem's greatness you see his humility what does it have to do with megillah that's aleph and all the have tires that we read on yom kippur and this and that ah because it says that in kipper you read kaya ram venis i told you to remember that apostle and here it says simba on sukis and the rest of the days we read the carbonyls of yontov mitzvos so here this is the places i want to point out real quickly so this says over here and he says which we do today in our shows we read vayi says this is a mistake yes there's a lot of stuff we do different than the mishnah because it's brought down in our gemara but if it's not mentioned in gemara what right do we have to say a different enough torah but that's what we do so he says maybe i'm sure you think maybe it does come this is a source says a what do we say the president i've had some savages so there's a story in the navy where a whole shade of it they left they ran away from its rhyme they they broke the wall they got out of there like 30 years before everybody else they ended up dying from uh starvation or whatever they so their bones were dry later on so because they left me trying so we talked about it says so it fits in with and if it happens that two buses fall out in hanukkah kamas zakaria the first one is he also he the uh he made the minority enemies sponsored by maisha horn and woody wyman as his host for mori mosquits and in honor of myself that is by paris levine parrot anonymous with him paris i shouldn't say anything but since he mentioned that he believes that his daughter got engaged in the month that he sponsored and has everything to do and that's why he gave out gamoras at the bar even though it's a little embarrassing so i'm mentioning his name what happens which that falls out in the shop is there a bunch of russian kardashians in the fallen champs that we don't lane the exact toyota like chanukah etc rosh hashanah we learned different afterwards hashem is saying my my soul hates it's a burden on me what hashem now what should i do to them and that's too much for me so to speak but this above goofy my mouth what do we what kind of i don't know if it's the right words to say it's too much for me it it's a torah for me it's you cause me aggravation i know i have to think how to punish you in a good way in a bad way learn a lesson that i don't need this don't sin i don't have to do this vitish above that's about it's the curse curses the claudius and the corbin what's going to happen if you don't listen to me i'm going to destroy you it's talking about the miraculous until when are you going to anger me when the miracle happened miraculous above and now you're going to cry for the rest of the generations so we're talking about the miracle we are showing him also he's talking about the actual miracle himself um that if you're going to sin it says over there in the next passage i'm going to destroy you my mother is so those who represent the incline's role they read partial respirations monotonomy and molly my mother is when the sky mushroom arts without clay israel davening and bringing in the carbonaries and talking that the carbon is the carbon thomas should come every day and it should be avraham tells us how do i know you're telling me the truth so that's the simple meaning and that's not very it's not very flattering from it doesn't make sense that it would talk like that so it says what you have to do is just change the two words around either not prove to me but when the situat when the situation happens what could i tell my my children what could they do to undo the the the evil or the sins that they've done and you know bring a bible to the world you're going to destroy them i'm already live don't worry about it i'm alpha i'm never going to destroy them like that i don't know they thought everybody should learn what should i tell them to do that they could rectify the situation explains rashi bring three three calves but it doesn't mean bring it means your children if they ever sin bring a carbon that's the beauty of the way some english that's why we're so sad we don't have a base of english because if you sin there's a way out of it you bring a carbon and hopefully i'll shove it as much though something this time that's great when this is going to do what are they going to do the cantilever them say the carbonyls and we talk about this all the time by saying the carbonace by talking about the carbonace or the bacon reading the carbons cosmetic melanin kilometers carbonyl by reading carbon noise so today also i'm talking to myself because i'm not very good at it one thing i wasn't counting on myself is to say the most important one carbon talmud that's number one because it applies to every day every day we're supposed to bring a carbon tablet in the morning so if somebody doesn't have time he should at least say carbon tongue but the gemara says it over and over and every time i read it i said okay i'm going to do it tomorrow got a copyright maybe you guys will do it somebody will write me an email i did it because of you but i don't do it myself hopefully tomorrow yeah that what when you say curbanis you have cavanagh to the curb bonus it's my copper and like lauren spiegelman sent the email in from rabbi um rabbi melinowicz and i just saw it in the mission brewer last night which also says when you say parishes you talk about the mon it's not as gula for paranasa it doesn't mean here i actually have it right here um david address gave me one uh harry shalom gave me a a beautiful one here but if you say parish to saman like this or you're going to become wealthy no you have to have in mind that akushbar who's in fairness and he gives paranalsa even in the midboard he has the ability to send down the mud it's not you say these words and hocus pocus because you buy a beautiful cloth or somebody gives you a nice gift you become wealthy that's not how it works you have to have kavanaugh so too by the corbonas i've come out i'm saying corbin jatos because i my uh and they're so you have a dude you have like a container of water on the roof also i start getting messages and videos mine exploded water is flying everywhere call the plumber from guy and he tells me when he finished he says you know if you turn on your hot water on chavez you're high vajatos it's a director your water because every time you turn it on it's automatically hot with there's no boilers in there so that they they don't really have it if you turn it on it heats up the water fire shoots out here so if you're over by mistake you have to bring in carbon cartons but we don't have katos so when you read the coral jars you have to think to yourself oh i turned on the water by mistake on chavez and i have to bring a 500 carbon but i don't have the money i don't have the thing i'm going to say carbohydrates but then he's broke his clothes famously mclaughs not only me about basically there's a guy called shweki some of you heard about him so hashem says don't despise my muscle and rashi says another other shot is from the end of the passage it's the same idea don't be mouse in the also so mellow if you're in middle of the clubhouse you can't stop the middle you can be most you can't you can't show you despise it you got to say the whole thing says go from beginning to end don't stop in the middle because what's the guy going to do the guy is going to get an aliyah and he's going to read a terrible thing you should the women are going to eat the flesh of their kids terrible you make a brah on that so what do you do you start you go all the way through so you say brock on something good so he's do a few second before you make a bracha on something good you say if you come later on violation um there's dark blue and light blue i don't know if you can see but this is what akashiborg who said and you see hashem is talking li so these are serious curses these are shem himself said it but later on in devarim this is mushroom talking because you are ashamed notice i'm talking i'm saying it in the name of hashem lishma elasticity is called mitzvoid his mitzvos so therefore it's a little lighter was saying the callers he was mcgowan says rashi he was reading it really quickly and he was stumbling on the words you see it a lot of times the guy knows that he doesn't know what he's saying but he thinks if he says it really quick and he says so all the words in between they count you say i really quit you stumble gumble and you go viktor that's what he's doing so i can have shock it's like enough to your heart's desire what do you want you want to stop you had enough of this you're going very fast they point out that that's why today based on this lady that's what today the bakari goes very fast you're stumbling you want to get out of here you could go to the club this that you cannot stop in the middle of an aliyah is talking about the ones from vaikara the ones that hashem said that even if you're stumbling gumbling keep on going go through them but if you have a problem with this and you're not comfortable saying it stop in the middle because that's what mosh roberto said raboisei have a wonderful day you