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good
morning round boys
super exciting day today
before today's the day before i even go
into the sponsors i want to make a huge
huge announcement
as you know
we are all about
spreading torah to clay israel making
turn enjoyable and fun for every single
one accessible
and
raboisai
you know we launched
the rosh hashanah program
that's the next sector in two and a half
weeks we're starting a brand new sector
and until now
we said any person that joins
the shir
gets
a brand new our school gomorrah hebrew
english or even mesifta
today raboisai big announcement
any person from the sheer
that's already in the sheer
who brings another cover look
what marna is calling dre
yeah tomorrow night tim kippur
what bigger squish
than getting one more yid to learn
torah and we all need susim
so if you are
one of those people that goes out there
and puts it on your status
calls your friend and says drawing the
share you
will receive you're not going to believe
a this new
special edition
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first time murray rabbi it comes with
the two
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says on a special edition mdy for any
current member in english or in hebrew
for rosh hashanah tinus it doesn't
matter you picked the maserta
that's one
but there's more wait there's more
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is sponsoring
a raffle anybody that brings a friend
gets
in this raffle two amazing prizes the
first prize
is a brand new
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but listen to this prize this one is
an mdy tour
includes a ticket from america third
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with of course
hotel
now listen to this or boise
you get to prepare a share with myself
for an hour
you get to have dinner with nachman
seltzer and schmooze with him about his
latest book
you get to edit the videos with joseph
billyack i forgot to ask him permission
for that one but i'm sure he's okay you
get to sit up there with gary
the loner do not talk to him
but you get to sit up there and see what
he does
you get to have a shabbos meal with my
wife and children i won't be there with
the staffan skis
showers mills the fans you get to make
coffee
for the share with yeshua
you get to see patience with dr factor
you get to do zoom court with avi
kamianski in other words hang out with
him talking to him about his aliyah
you could run a seminary for a day with
noah fix
you could schmooze with ellie's car
russo it gets more it's even better
you get to do stats with david feinberg
and you can get a broker from my father
and
you get laning lessons from enchanted
this
is an amazing amazing opportunity for
every single person in this year
to bring a cover
now how do you do it
remember write these down
join
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that's how you get somebody to get a
free gamora your friend tell them to go
to join.family.com you
go to the website growththesheer.com
growthshear.com
and by the way official
official
is sponsoring every single gemura
whether it's for the new guy or the old
guy
the only problem is that he's sponsoring
the gamoras
so we need to raise another 50 dollars
only
and that's not my problem that's
uh yossi klein's problem in the sound
guns but we have to help them out they
need to raise fifty thousand dollars for
shipping and for marketing
official is gonna be stuck with a
hundred thousand dollar bill based on
hashem we have to get the two three
thousand gomorrahs
and
you could sponsor and be part of this
and ask for a bottom here there's no
difference if you sponsor the gemara or
the shipping of the gemara or the market
at the end of the day you're part of
this effort of getting another person to
learn torah before him kipper and you
can do it also after him keeper so for
that if you want to sponsor you go to
mdysponsor.com
and
the very first person
who's getting an official we have to
look at this again this is unbelievable
mdy
an 8-minute daf logo on the front i'm
not joking this is from art scroll they
mock this up special
the fiammi edition says on the bottom
over here i know every single one of you
wants one of these i do
so if you want to sponsor you go to
mdysponsor.com
the very first person who's getting the
skimmer is hill kamianski who brought in
two of his friends i'm going to name
people now as as long as i can name them
and we don't have in the hundreds every
day i'll i will name them
you stroll notice and jimmy
now if you bring one person get one
entry to the raffle you bring two people
get three entries
three people get six four ten buckets it
goes like that
and jose billiard last night
brought in aaron chua i think that's how
you pronounce his name something like
that so
yosef is also from the first people to
get the limited edition and nara boise
oh talking about
phil kamianski printed this let's see if
i have it here oh
hill sent me this because we're talking
about this this is on hill's desk for
the last two years
when you go to sleep you think about the
maya when you eat
not this that we don't have to see
but anyway this part right over here
it's on i gave this out to every person
that came to this year and brought us
him and at least libby still have it
what keep hustling
yeah you're 100 right
there is a cash redemption if you live
if very good question if you live in
here just roll
and
you don't want to hang out with
myself in
nachman seltzer then you could have a
cash retention i think it's about six
seven thousand dollars the cash for them
dinner with knocking seltzer at a
restaurant
is not the hundred dollars to spit and
take this guy away from all his books
and all his engagements everything it's
big stuff big stuff
now running the seminar is a different
story
what's this you sure what do you got
over here
whatever you want this is a matono
oh my gosh gorgeous
talking about
a person who increased tolerance in
clients wow what a gorgeous presence
who's this from this is from mark and
then this and you'll see klein the
shipping
it took three four months to get here
maybe more six months it's all about the
daf they presented this to me in america
by the
sachem
it's all about the yoyo me it says
they're not about that okay
you can hang it up right over here
yeah it's good
he's the one who started it he deserves
it we'll hang it up somewhere here
well i can hang it up in my wife's
dining room i'm sure she'll appreciate
it
okay
thank you jacob i appreciate it how many
people are you bringing
i've already messed with somebody you're
ready to message me valdic that's all
you have to do is message
okay fine yeah you can take it down it's
okay
the boy said today is daf you dalid and
we're holding the last line on daffodil
gimbal and bass kate said mina
we didn't get there i don't think
anchavis
if you
rub those wheats remember we had enough
green tea wheat and barley rub the wheat
and you blow it you let it blow on it
you could only use this part of your
hand
you have to do a little different than
usual
they left that rav rav the god outdoor
in hustle arts they laughed at him
they never just struggled with
since you're doing it differently you're
not using
a machine you're not using a fan using
your hand
so
you could use your entire hand keeping
the machine up
as long as you're using one hand at a
time
you go like this like that but you're
using one hand
a pair
and with all your strength says the
mishna
the official mishna by official who's
sponsoring a hundred thousand dollars of
the mars base hashem he thinks he's
gonna get away from 50 no way we're not
going to allow it right
don't look at me like that we're not
going to allow this we're going to it's
going to cost him
and you know what else is going to cost
him daffy dal it's going to cost him
because there's only three mishnais on
this enough each missionary boom
official
okay this former schneider is here
evolving even better
says the official mishnah sponsored by
official for a foolish lamborghini
now
official had a son
i hope he allows me to say this official
had a son who was nifter at a very young
age and this son his favorite favorite
musical was rosh hashanah i don't know
the whole story behind it but that's why
official is going crazy on roshana and
let's help him
bring in thousands
now we're talking about this pestle
pestle the whole time this is
a stone
mortar
and pestle
this guy the pestle he crushed the herbs
with right a lot of the pharmacies this
is like uh this is how you make medicine
saving
if you're going to
use you're going to use this pestle on
yonder deutschen
you must use
basically a mini baseball bat
there's a mother chelate instead of a
bean
out of your typical material you have to
make some sort of shino so you use a
wooden pestle
the hamelach
but salt is different
you have to make a serious
you have to use the bottom the mortar
has to be made out of earthenware ube
and you can only use
something like
a wooden spoon instead of a pestle you
have to be
salt is different than all the spices
the marijuana will explain why
basil but we don't pass it like this
they still will say no we still are in
table and they don't think they're going
to mother
for all the spices
yes there has to be some sort of between
salt and the rest of spice but all
spices just go
do whatever you want with a regular
modern pestle made out of stuff
when it comes to salt the mother
chelates then you must use instead of
what bashami said use a wooden spoon
they're more mako you use a wooden bat
says the gemara
huh
no because now we're talking about the
real deal
says
everybody agrees that when it comes to
salt even basil say that you could use a
modern pestle for regular spices when it
comes to salt salt is different why
my timer
is smelling you should have known this
before yantif obviously if you're going
to cook on yantif you're going to use
salt every single dish
has salt so you're a pichaia you should
have taken care of business before you
anti vegan like there is table but not
every single you don't know there's many
different spices you need
what is it called paprika or paprika
paprika uh you don't know okay you don't
know if you need uh garlic uh this uh
whatever pepper you don't know
so therefore
we don't punish
think about coffee let's see
i did not mention the sponsors we got to
mention sponsors we're so excited about
the new
sponsors for sponsors mordechai binder
and the bmt 8384 however in memory of
the 19th yard side of jj greenberg oh he
sent me a beautiful email and i don't
even have it here because of all that's
going on was the email he also remember
that his friend
all the guys there's any name like four
or five guys from this however that do
the daf
all right we'll have to do it tomorrow
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they're all 40 years ago together and
this sadly that was different 19 years
ago he's just i remember he's just
casually doing something he's lifted
he's training
we have a bunch of bikers in the room
here ben and dan kaufman in memory of
our father simcha benir ahmeela on his
yard side
tishrei menachem shalim
siegelstein a new aid nicole born on
javel named
naftali you know what that is that's my
that's my grandson's name
beautiful you should have a lot of us
lady like that i took your idea
he gave me a great idea i take ideas i
love ideas great he said we should
mention the people that bring people to
the to the deaf she mentions i mentioned
hillary mentioned yosef basically
tomorrow he's given a hundred people and
won't be able to do it i'll have to run
through them
so the hadamard of the soirees called
for in time
when you'd make coffee i was in the
middle of coffee right
you try to do the coffee grind the beans
like we have the machines here in the
basement you grind it on the spot why
don't you grind it yesterday because the
you lose flavor
all spices says the gemara lose flavor
if you do whatever so we can't punish a
guy for not doing it avianta but salt is
different
might be nice what is the difference
if you are aware you have a menu you
know exactly what you're going to cook
so if the problem is that you didn't do
yesterday you're big trouble you should
have done all your spices yesterday but
if the problem is that you don't want to
ruin the spices because if they're a day
old they don't taste the same then we
don't punish you inami rico here morico
is saffron
saffron
and savon is this saffron acts a little
differently
it doesn't lose its flavor if you do it
a day earlier
anything you
you use a pestle for
or a smaller pestle is kedarkan you can
just do it normally the affilo
mella even salt
now that's a little bit of a problem
vomit
we said namishna
you need to do it a little bit
differently you have to use a different
pestle made out of wood a spoon
according to shame or a baseball bat
according to me
tonight
necklace
that you can just go along if the salt
is with it
so you have pepper and salt you just go
pretend that you don't have the salt you
just use the mortar and pestle
i was actually looking yesterday because
we mentioned it all over shasta this
morning pestle it's about time that we
have a real thing and not just a picture
we should do some sort of passage but
nobody has one at home it's like uh
the it's not absolutely but they use the
the brass one and it gets people do have
they sell it they have i couldn't find
anybody who has one lawyer
if you want to
crush the salt you have a big chunk of
salt and you want to crush it all alone
that you have to use the the clea itself
has to be here the one who baits a
powder or with a wooden spoon either or
le and that's only remember because we
had the other day
roasting doesn't require salting
halal quickly because you don't have to
remove the blood you just roast it that
has that's how you take out the butt so
when you're roasting using a very small
amount of salt
excuse me
i have a lot of idea
but if you're cooking that's too much
salt to do in one shot that's not
allowed
you could use anything
what you could use mukta you cannot use
mukta
in other words i'm permitted to crush as
much salt
as i want
by the way
is it permitted to crush garlic with a
garlic crusher
press a garlic press thank you
so for whatever reason i didn't i don't
know i know that i grew up that it's not
allowed
and i looked around and i found out that
rebellion says that it's us sir why
yeah so what's the problem another very
loud
and small is good maybe because it's a
klee that's designed just for that
purpose i don't know
i don't know
well we'll look into it
all right ello
okay
omelette bar de la la bray rebecca told
his son
i agree with everything we just said he
says i agree
that your ladder crush
different herbs spices however i'm
asking you let's be mahmoud let's add a
little bit
let's make it a little different
actually
do it put it sideways you have
i don't know if that's going to work you
see if i had the clea itself
because you know what i mean instead of
the clip being this way put it sideways
crush it this way instead of going like
this okay the normal way we'll make it
shinui because
rashesh has heard the sound of somebody
crushing something
omar have laven
this is not the sound is not coming from
my home
why i taught them
that they need to do oshinu
actually how did he know
maybe they did the machining maybe
sideways where did he get it from the
xiaomi david solo color he was able to
tell from the sound there's a clear
sound
oh
he had very he had he uses oh says
he used this he used his hearing a lot
and he's able to tell
he's a medic more than a regular person
very nice he's medic that it's the sound
of a
of a straight up mortar not a sideways
one okay
with dilma tavlin but how did he know
what's inside the mortar maybe he was
crushing something that's permitted
hundred percent like pepper
tavlin
it barks it's a loud sound in other
words again he was able to differentiate
just from hearing it
on
ain't
disney now
there are different you can take wheat
and make different products out of it
you can make soylus
daiso
disney
this knee
is taking each kernel and crushing it
into four
now i'm not exactly sure i'm assuming
how do you crush something into four you
could take a knife and cut it up into
four but if you have a thousand kernels
in one
bowl how do you make sure that each one
gets crushed to four not the three
there's ways to crush it to one to cut
it in half to three disney is four so
maybe it's the amount of pressure you
put on it or something okay it's a
little bit different
a noise in this knee benches
so you're not permitted to do this
disney this thing is too much work
you're exerting yourself anjantiv osser
and you cannot use
a mortar and pestle
that's the gemara
it's a contradiction
because it's mashma
that you could use
omaktes if you're going to do if you're
going to crush the three or the two
you just can't crush it to four
then you can't use magnesium what are
you telling me that you can never use
mahteshas and you can't make disney they
don't go together
and the gemara is going to explain a
little bit better
the reason why you can't use disney
because this makhtash's slightly
different than the picture i'm showing
you this one is a small guy let's find
it once and for all here
this is the meduja it's a little smaller
for smaller things and this is a little
larger it does the same thing it's large
the reason why we can't use this knee
you can't make this niantic it's because
you're using the larger one willem and
kajima so just say one allah do not use
the larger mortar and pestle what do you
have to tell me what you're making in it
i would think that if you take the you
try to make disney in in an unusual way
using the smaller clay that's mother
commercial you can never make disney in
all
caleb any way you try to make it it's
awesome
is actually two allah
is also even in the smokeley
but you're allowed to
use a small clay
to to grind wheat
you're not disney is the four step
you're cutting into four that you can
never do
but you
you are allowed to use a smaller
marteches
for
wheat
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we're talking about a small one also
talking about people from babel who were
poor they didn't have servants
and are just all they have slaves mma
law
these slaves don't really care
and they'll use the larger one and the
lie and they'll say they use the smaller
one so they went ahead and they said you
know what you guys it's awesome for you
to use anything and the story and
there's a straw there are more machines
says amara's story to prove this rap
happy
iqla bay marshmallow where did they live
they lived in buffalo and
it should be motor a small one i see
like daiso
they brought him some daiso some farina
he didn't eat it
why
because he's macbeth he figured that
they made it they made it right now
in a mortar and pestle the devil
but maybe they made it in the small one
which is motor they lived in bubble in
bubble you're allowed to use a small one
the hazardous
way he noticed that it was very fine
couldn't have been done in the smaller
clip
maybe you're right it's fine great but
maybe they did it every year the house
have a call of tyri again
he just looked at it he saw it was it
was pale it was it was peeled
he noticed right away it was done today
marshmallow
he was there by marshmallow's house and
and
so we said in there it's a stroll people
have slaves but what if you live in
buffalo and you have slaves
so here's macbeth it's the same idea the
slave it doesn't matter where he is he's
gonna lie he's gonna say i use this
small modern pencil when in fact he's a
larger one and he has a finer product so
melo in the house like that you should
be making it says gemara
which brings to mind a story
that i heard yesterday again from the
enucle of
bianchi kaminsky who's sitting in the
room here ruby oil
he just uh i just wanted to make sure
that it's a true story she told me
that rebecca of kaminsky came from minsk
to slabotko
cooler guys
so he's sitting there by the table of no
other than
the sabbath
and
vanessa was a little shocked what he saw
the guys didn't have beards and they
looked like a bunch of you know
so he didn't want to eat really on pace
of night then
he's he's invited to the seder of the
you believe this daughter of slovakia
and he decided himself that he's
he's not going to eat
so he uh
shouldn't have said who it was no i'm at
his house of somebody
and he said he said out loud he said
i'm not i'm not i'm not eating here
because i'm sorry i can't eat because
i'm not gonna get brooks now rebecca
honestly was a lit he's never
making brux
but he sort of lied
in order to save himself but it was a
lie that wasn't a lie
because from that moment on he never
achieved brooks in his life
he took that he said he said i don't eat
gabriel and he really from that moment
on he never ate you're broke there's
another story that he heard but i can't
find the the source huh wasn't my i said
it okay yeah something like that
you can't doubt his stories otherwise
people are going to start doubting yours
you got to be careful i don't i want to
protect you
questions why
questions why right so there's somebody
there's another story i heard again
there's a goddess i don't remember who i
went to somebody's house and the the
wife offered him some cake he's not uh
the doctor doesn't allow me to eat
chocolate cake from that moment on that
book
even though it's like his favorite cake
he never ate chocolate cake for the rest
of your life huh
robbie miller by victor miller yes
okay so we found the source according to
you
but you read it about everything okay
very good okay next mission of the
official mishnah sponsored
by
official uh what's the thing here
i said already i have from yosemite
and now we have to say
huh
akiva what's what's the person's name
dvorah something oh briana reforceland
for brian abbas yantadvara
okay
habari kidney is
it depends where you put emphasis but
the point is
one has a uh segal one as it's area
you take the food
oil you take the food
and you could do greater now let's talk
about barrier for a second before we
talk about the dikdok
this is chavez
on chavez you're not allowed to do buyer
you're not going to separate
the food from the
non-food how do you say non-food in
english the not the garbage the the
soils the good from the bad okay they
get from the bad
if you want to do so on chavez you have
to have these three
conditions you have to have oi
you have to take the food
from
the undesirables
edition says the impurities
you know what this should really be mdy
edition with the hourly shyness
like we do we do uh sometimes we do a
little of a we take a vote and we don't
like the view
the impurities
right but listen listen when was the
last time you said the impurities in
your life you ever used that word no
okay
next it has to be done with your hand
and now with the cli
be out of miad you have to it's just for
right now you can't just do borrower and
use it later on okay but what about
yanta what about the difference
so the mission says
if you're separating
the beans from the soils
beside my armor
you must remove the food just like in
this list right over here step number
one is to take the food from the so you
take the beans out of the sand or
whatever is there
and then you can eat it
you could do it any way you want even
not like on shabbos that has to be so
you can do it you take the bad from the
good you can start removing the stones
and things like that from within the
beans
even in your lap in other words
like we had yesterday you could use
these two devices but not these two
these are
more serious the sifters you use the
kanan and atam khoi to separate
avaloi bettavalo but not with a large
play de villa benappa velou bivara and
not
with these because these sifters are
designed for larger quantities and
that's awesome
again going back to
you know how to do larger quantities
as we're going to see in the gemara
um
how do you say la sif
uh rinse and skim you allowed to fill it
up with water you fill it with water and
then the cellulose comes to the top and
then you it floats and then you remove
it there's another way to do it we'll
see in the mark
tango remembering
when did they still allow to take the
soil
the bad from the good kisha
that's when
you're doing less work you're taking
the
the what are you saying
we're not going to make it or we are
going to make that we're ahead of
schedule what's going on over here don't
worry
he's upset that he's not in the list i
was thinking about you we got to do you
also hang out with mordechai the two
brothers
what
you're not on purpose
you know what you'll get back on the
list you'll bring your friend tomorrow
you'll be the first one that was i'm
going to mention nice and loud
i didn't give you a ride yesterday when
i saw you because that no that was
because my my car i went to buy chairs
for success
it's going to be amazing
but if you have way too much garbage the
junk is more than the good
get over here get over here come here
you heard i i spoke about you you didn't
hear come come come come you're the
first guy that's getting the new edition
gemara come here
i gotta show you you came a little late
that's okay
let me show you what you get where is it
because you're the first person that
recruited
so you get this
look at this special edition says on the
bottom this we didn't do this our
squirrel mocked this up
you get this
i'll ask you shiloh they said
they would like to put our logo on the
back of the gemara so nobody sees the
back the back is always on the table or
in the bookcase how you say i rather
have a small log on the front i want it
over here in the hebrew you can put it
over here but in english it's imposed
anyways come here
you squat for being the number one guy
two recruits in one day how many well
what's the guy's name again notice
easter all notice and the other one
jimmy bernard benton holds
on the spine not bad on the spine
let's see if it works no there's no room
on the spine
the spine stays as is you can't change
what they already have cost thousands of
dollars to change this okay next but
it's a good idea
he's learning over there something's
going on with the statistician i don't
know what
he's having a cow because he's looking
okay
says rashi amazing if there's so much
bad stuff
that it's worth more than the good guess
what happens is rashi incredible rashii
the whole product becomes muktsa
everything because psylus is a mukta and
the rest is bottle burried you know you
can't even touch anything there's
nothing you could do
what i mean to say is there's a lot of
soils
but it's very little
it's hard it's very very
it's it's a sorry it's a little soilless
but a ton of work
okay let's say you have a soup i don't
know what and on the bottom of the soup
you have some
uh stuff you don't want a bone you don't
want so it's very little but it's very
difficult to get to you have to start
fishing or whatever that's what we're
talking about so
it goes like this
when did they still say you could take
out the psilos daft
when the soilus
is easy to get again because we're going
with this idea that anyante if you have
to make it easy you can't have turkey
sarah so when the soils
is easy to get to says basilo you could
go and grab the soilless even though on
chavez inaudible
is
it's hard to get to it's a lot of work
then then they're not then they don't
allow it says the mishnah the official
mishnah sponsored by official
let's go back over here for the first
lamborghini
you know how to give gifts
unless
oh sorry would i skip
why'd you guys
what's wrong with you guys
remember i'm going back i couldn't pull
it off i tried
mordecai it's not going to happen today
is what they did in the house
they'll bring a pail full of beans
lentils
and all of my and they would fill it up
with water
the
the stuff the undesirable impurities
would rise to the top of the water but
it says that the
food would sort of rise to the top like
ash afro if you have dirt so dirt is
heavier goes to the bottom and the food
kind of stays where it is
and if you have straw and other things
like that the lighter items will flow to
the top says the official mission of
developments
could you give gifts to somebody else
yes if they are ready-made meals you're
allowed to give a gift
they argue
if not ready a live animal
doesn't matter it could be completely
alive why because i could check
and have a meal from it
noise of course you give wine
oils uslottos and fine flour the kidney
oils
and beans have a light food because
you're not going to grind on your
our way says the gemara that you don't
have to do that much work and make a
nice meal out of this foreign
you cannot give the gifts with a bunch
of people in a row
i'm giving you a gift and i'm sending
you three kids carrying uh cakes
whatever it is
why because it looks as if you're going
to the marketplace
three men three people
ashi
what if each person is carrying a
different item one person is carrying a
wine the other guy is a cake is that
also a problem does it look like they're
going to the marketplace taku we don't
know
bottom line is if i'm making a very easy
light food i'm feeding my animal i'm
making something that doesn't take much
then it then i could give that says
rib shimon that that's why i could even
give
wheat because there's ways to use it and
not exert a lot of
effort
says the official mishna sponsored by
official for first name for brian
obasientedvara
miss shotgun caleb you could give gifts
that are
caleb what what happened that i skipped
caleb garments being furious
whether they're sewn or not
now stone obviously could wear even
unsung the stuff to do have a
from climb
even if they have shatness in it
vehemence are combined and you're going
to use it on yontif the gamer's going to
explain what avaloi sandalum
this is a santorum summer it looks like
a football show
in america in england a baseball it has
cleats it has metal
nails on the bottom
and
does it say did we go into it here
i think later on fine there was a mice
in sahaya where many yidden got killed
they got there's a stampede there was a
there was a panic
and because of the
uh sonoma summer so they said no more
santa monsoon valois
tougher and you cannot give on some true
what are you going to do with it
you can't get a white shoe nobody wears
white shoes today they do but in those
days it had to be black and the only way
is if they should say human you need a
professional to darken it
anything that you benefit from it yante
if i have clothing that's already sown
hazelnut bush i can use it
for me
i can use it as a blanket
what am i going to do with channels
because maybe one of the threads a very
interesting shot
this item is 100 percent
shatnez but you're allowed to sit on it
but once one thread comes around and
gets on your leg let's say and it warms
you then it's as if you're using the
whole blanket the whole thing
now of course we know the story that the
stipler was on the train
well it starts with the stipler
and reprime kanewski's father who's the
stifler and mother when they were dating
the first of date
the sniper fell asleep
so
the stipler's wife to be went to her
brother the khazanish and said got me
the wrong guy this guy is something's
wrong with him
so he said no it must be something and
what happened was the stifler was
learning he had a whole schedule and
stuff very little he said i'll sleep on
the train
but because he got on the train and he
realized that it's very possible that
the seats are shatness he decided to
stand the entire train ride
so live he told me another story
yesterday
john wasserman
was in england going around with a
reminder sternberg
and he looked at the bus and he says
he's not going to sit down on the seat
because maybe it's shatness so the
driver said
sir there's no standing here in england
on the bus
so much said no this rabbi this makban
on kosher he only he's worried that the
seat isn't kosher so the bus driver said
i didn't ask him to eat the seat
so they had to get off the bus
once you're talking about that it was
only eight or two
if shim shin pinkos walked into a
basement
and he looked at a guy and he said you
need to take off your pants immediately
this shot is in the pants
and the guy says that take them off
immediately
and he did
i think the end of the story was you
want to ask him he says i made it it was
a different different company whatever
it's not me the guy
but
but that's what they say okay says
maybe he's not sitting directly on the
shatnas
favorite two lines in chats let's do it
again well my ribbon shimmy man passing
or maybe schumann levy oh mary michelle
oh my rebbe mushroom color caddysha
it doesn't matter it could be ten
mattresses but the bottom one is
challenges
also so then how in the world can i give
shannon what are you gonna do with it
alibaba i can use it as a curtain
well my ruler says more even that's a
problem i'm revealing
you imagine those days you have a guy in
your house he gets a little hot he takes
your curtain he starts wrapping himself
in it he blows there's another sticker
on it he knows the whole thing he was
like this noir
those days crazy elephant caution says
we're talking about very tough
shatnes
this felt like a felt hat gando which is
very tough dinaresh from this place
called nourish sharia it's mother and
that's what he gave him a yantef
rabboissai have a wonderful day
you