Daf Yomi Bava Basra Daf 167 by R’ Eli Stefansky

[Music] good morning [Music] rap good morning everybody good morning what do we got over here uh we have this Joey gotman just to show you how quickly the do gets inra in our family my 9-month-old is frequently sat on my lap while I do the daff and recently discovered a new trick keep on daffing Joey good [Music] morning Val this month of shabas I just want to remind the this month of chabas we're going to be in ranana so don't come to the B you come to B they'll probably be showing it here as well but live sh in Hebrew and in English 10 9 o'clock and 10 o'clock for all theim md.com somebody just sent me another one I think I'll show it if I have it par kimin setting up a station in landow's Minion Factory you can also set up a station I'd love to see meni and in a station in middle of the Meraz that is my dream tell you right now it's not going to happen why to get another person to do Tyra Tyra you can make an example you can make it you can make an example Shi did it no bu with bu he did it thing deki I brought two people to the do in 24 hours keep on doing the props the last few days and the skits were incredible attaches a picture for the upcoming mdcm in Al Ben New York yours Noah Thai somehow fishal got into this also I don't know maybe became a Thing Once he's in there already now the is just going to keep on putting it fishal Mitzvah motivators galic um the raffle the raffle it's gmach tomorrow is the last last day um people from marage Ro mayor kenck bought a raffle ticket it doesn't include $500 of travel in the United States and $11,000 we I am adding $500 of somebody from wins I'm adding another $500 so you have $1,000 of travel and um tomorrow is the last day basically it's for two rooms each room is two beds each room is $2,000 value so there's two rooms um shabbaton yes I should try I I it's unbelievable it's like going to somebody's going to a family's $1,000 I know it's a lot of money but it's a car payment you know it's like it's recharge your batteries for the entire year it's unbelievable unreal um you bought two raffle tickets gmach I hope you win I hope you win it is it is and you brought somebody to the shear that's who brought you bought a ticket yeah eight so now now I'm confused I don't know who to vote for to go for I was saying he should go he got two tickets and you got one I like you both I don't know okay huh there's two rooms good Gaz good Gaz H each one should win it would be great if somebody from won and um sanedrin is coming up in 10 days it's an unbelievable opportunity to finish a large it might be the largest m in terms of words no BR this is not the largest it's far from being the largest no is not I'm pretty sure it does not I'll betet it's San hedin San hedin has over 100,000 words and bras does not shabas shabas is the most and sanin is the second most bras is number six or seven but I'm willing to bet you buy okay bras is very large it might have the most word I I'll tell you what you meant it has the most words per da sanedrin has 900 average words per D where Bas only has 500 BR has even more than that that's what you meant um what are we saying don't tell me what I meant I be wrong I'll be wrong all the way ah good good sorry you are wrong and it wasn't the first time in this year 18 yeah chabas is more sanedrin is second bras is a far five or six how much ouch 73000 yeah only 30 only a third less not about not you're pretty close pretty close what even has more but it has 175 dot versus 6 that he lost it doesn't [Music] matter okay um no so what's so amazing about hin is that you can make a it's very cool you can get up there instead of doing a on on H 13 D you can make a serious over 100 D good learn to and it's very G there's a lot of a lot of it's very very the sponsors raise it R A yz. itmd for the raffle oh and I forgot to tell there about 220 people entries so it's about 100 entries per room chances are are are not bad respons the sa and Speedy return of all the hostages the last day from his grateful family that all medical tests show health and may make it that should be soap posters.com in honor of all our dedicated mdy customers two years running in honor of bitcoiners learning the D where's the money though is he the guy I don't know if he's the guy yeah should be a Bitcoin hitting 100,000 they made he said he wrote that they made a party in his in his office or something that it hit so such a high for Rebellion the whole MD staff to to make T So enjoyable for so many why a Shila a guy this happened to me unfortunately a guy comes into my house I said yeah I gave like a little money whatever he says no I'm not going to leave until you write me a big check I said he said it's not your money Hashem gave you the money to give it to others who are you to decide I'm not leaving here until you give me more money question is he over on iser or not if you say of course you have to know what it is what is it there is there is such a is there is such a is in the what is he still camping at your house so there is there is there is does anybody know the I don't I don't know the it's right it's called on all the guys that it's like you're not allow to pressure somebody not to pressure somebody hear that still married to your daughter is he still married to my daughter it's funny that you mentioned because my son-in-law mayor he's so scared like if we go if we go like shopping for suits he he refuses to take a suit he ref anything we want to get no I don't want he doesn't want anything zero he'll never come and say I need to so you picked the wrong guy my daughter on the other hand is still my daughter yeah so am I allowed to write him a false check some sort of check that you know the the top doesn't match the bottom my signature is upside down something mess him up give him a check and send him send them send him on his merry way yes or no are you allowed do you say yes come to my church no what he doesn't want him to come to this change I I hope You' pick it up you have another daughter that we could test no what do you guys say you're allowed to lie or not in the name of also he says you're allowed to all act like a like a if he's a sinner because he's over on this then you're allowed to act like that so says the like [Music] this we do this today you go to the bank you give them a signature card so they can recognize his signature I want to go to bin and give them a signature so they could recognize my signature don't do it on the bottom here like this let me show you if you do it on the bottom like this then I can fill out whatever I want million okay no good somebody else will find it and I'll throw in some words over there so what if there's a signature but since you signed it there's no you don't have two signatures but if there's one signature from from the B himself then I could go after the unced properties usually metalin go after metalin or something and that's it says they say about I think it is he woke up he had a stroke or something they so the doctor you know the first thing they say sign your name so he signed his name instead of signing his name he uh he wrote yuk so what's this he says because it says in the gar you're not supposed to sign your name on a piece of paper somebody can find it so I gave it BR he's never seen anything like that the first thing people do usually you ask somebody to to write something down they write it down so says the is a toll collector I love this smice whether it's true or not it's a crazy story there's a the zoo in America here you got there's a you know the parking lot for the zoo says $15 a car there's a little booth over here so after like 40 years the same the same guy works every single day 40 years later the guy dies so the zoo contacts the city and they say you know it's been already 2 3 weeks nobody nobody replaced him so the the city says to the zoo replace what he said you know the guy in the booth he says it's not our guy it's your guy they found out that the guy put a booth there sat there for 40 years and took a toll from every car $15 a car hundreds of cars every day and then he died with Millions somebody said it happened here in a just there's a there's empty light empty lot in uh in Tel Aviv like in the guy put a booth there and started charging money r Russi I did it next to the Russian okay fine you had a client that my brother's a lawyer in New York had client did it yeah hold on time out I always tell you tell me during Shar thank you to tell I hate when they come after the Year by the way my brother also had a c what was the story let's see B serious say nice and strong brother had a client in New York two guys two guys there's an empty lot in Brooklyn yeah they did this they did this on the empty lot parking for like a year a year and a half and the owner of the empty lot didn't notice that there's a booth there it was uh nothing going on over there but they didn't really put a booth they probably stood there at night but took a year and a half to notice uhhuh and then they rested them and put them in jail and they called them my brother can you get us out of jail wow so if you didn't hear because he's not on M what but that's not the punchline yeah after got them out of jail they made so much money in the year half actually bought a lot so his brother is a lawyer they threw two guys into jail because they they sat on a lot and they they took parking fees and they after they sat in jail they had so much money left over that they were able to buy a lot with the money that they so that's the old Shiloh how much money would it take would you agree to sit in jail for a year if you made a million dollars we'd sit in jail for a year you know some people say give me 40,000 give me100 I'll sit in jail for a year people that say that never sat in jail for an hour sit in jail for an hour and you know it's not as simple as you think it is it's talking from experience I said the story when I moved to my son got arrested I I went with him anyway the whole item knows we're not going to go into it there's a fight a fight a Friday night fight between groups here and I try to make shom why don't you come out here and say the story make sh meaning I had to knock out a few people that they shouldn't start out with my son no there's a they say there's a guy that tried to smuggle five refrigerators into the country here in so they said what's in the five he says listen I'm I'm from Jew I need one for Flik and one for mil he says okay that's great but why five that's two he says no PES also you need one for FL one for mil no but it's still not five so new for one refrigerator you make a whole story out of it there a toll collector I want to see what your signature looks like why I'm going to do all your a favor anybody that comes from to me with a letter from the rebi from and says you know PL he learns by me I'm going to give him a break in the toll whatever it is but I need to know what your signature looks like says so starts signing his name on top of the page so the guy starts slepping here we have a picture of this here right over here check this out AB starts he starts pulling the page and he wants him to sign on the bottom why cuz then he'll throw in the words on top he'll say AB owes me ,000 I learned I learned I know the I'm not silly I'm not going to sign my name on the bottom I'm going to sign my name on top and therefore you can't do anything about it so before she I asked to sign his name in The Z and he did so now if I want I could just go like this and zoom in on this for a second I have a whole thing here that says promised from this day onward to donate all my Meer money plusd with little brain it doesn't match the signature doesn't match my handwriting this why a signature is a signature signature signature anybody you know I'll say I'll tell you what if you make a stand on Friday with very close facing a book which is horrible you do anything from for year book like that the face a book come on it's first of all this is unbelievable this has so much more value now we use this in sheer does anybody want to buy this book for double the amount it's worth I have it I'll switch you no um oh the famous M there's a a guy comes to the city with a check from the r of his City $1,000 the r gave him so he goes to every single guy and says look imagine imagine I'm sorry for gave me $1,000 to my do look I have a a check from the what happened this guy and everybody gave him nicely because the D gave turns out that this guy went to the I'm just throwing out a name stop he went to the the r p he said P um I have $1,000 in cash do me a favor could you just write me a check I want to it to America write me a check I'll give you $1,000 in cash so the r said why not I get the cash I'll give you a check and then he took the check and he told everybody the r gave him a donation of $1,000 wasn't donation it wasn't even $1 donation it was just so you got to be careful what you do with your signature any word in Hebrew 3 4 10 you don't put it at the end of a line like so [Music] here if you look at this it's it's the three things what could you do if you're right all you need to do is add a and you get 30 it's now instead of $3 million it's $30 million it says million dollar at the other end so make sure you don't that word is not at the end of the line there's a lot of cheaters out there what if it's in the middle [Music] oh so he might add but if you know you're stuck that's where the word ends up what she do so you repeat this loan you keep on writing it in thear oh and I borrow $3 million $3 million so you're going to get lucky once and it's going to end up in middle of the line so look at this over here it sayli and if you want to add a it's going to come out very very you know it's not going to look good it's going to be on top of it it's going to be too people will realize right away that there's a big problem says somebody wrote that he's going to sell somebody give somebody a third of an orchard a [Music] third the B he took off the top of the Bas and the bottom of the B so he's left over with the word Orchard so we have iner now beautiful kab actually look at this now you could just zoom in let's see if you have the see that there a beautiful kav you bought a Milla from him and he's a big and he's part of this year so till B so I'm going to try this I'm not uh I tried it last night who I don't want to cut myself so basically here I'm going to take this put it over here Tila right I'm going to try to take off the the top of the bay and the bottom of the base and let's see uh I just took off part of my finger I'm not joking wow okay so [Music] oh it's working hold on let me just show you my finger for a [Music] second hold on oh you have a real bandid wow come's prepared wow it's all over my fingernail okay I did it I just want to make sure that the the the oh now take a look I don't know if you can zoom in are you able to zoom in and see above my bloody finger we'll get rid of that what does it say [Music] nowto got rid of the B I did a better job than the cipher the cipher did it yesterday mine is this one okay anyways I like mine we got it got it just it's a razor blade it just nicked me a little bit it's fine get rid of it okay the Seder or um what's his name Kobe thank you he did it like this you want to see how he did [Music] it to the take a razor blade boom boom now why does this look like it's a fraud the space the gap between the V and the pay so that's what AB figured out says theor he took off the top of the B the bottom of the why is there so much space in a gap [Music] good now nobody believed that I got Nick cuz typically speaking I put my finger in Blood and this and that and pretend the the boy that cried wolf so so tied him down to the pole as if he's going to give him malus now and the guy was scared and he admitted the man the the portion the the the portion of Ruben and shim their real estate I'm buying it so and so is buying ruin and shim who are brothers says luck of their brother the third brother's name was a a name not approved byki probably so very simple here we go it said like this and all he did is he added a beautiful now look what happened now that he haded it's the exact opposite Story the words are now one long word it doesn't look good [Music] why why all of a sudden did theer not put a space between the two words something's wrong here so they tied him down and he admitted that he forged the document huh have the right to give malus yeah could be is is they they could threaten you they could put you in jail the talks about all the time Thea you know beat up a guy a little bit rough him up so they didn't right away go to the violence they tie him up showed them we're about to and usually that worked that was enough sign on it also so they came [Music] to says we have a little bit of problem that's exactly my signature I don't know how you did that but it's great the problem is I know for a fact I never signed the document together with so they tied him down like a tied people down and he admitted and then once he admitted he said I want to know if you're really admitting the truth cuz you know cuz sometimes you just admit you don't want to get beat up but tell me I could understand that you could Forge my signature it's not a hard signature to forge he's he's an old man he has a tremble in his hand how could you how are you able to forge a trembling of the hand check this out this is how Kobe did it a tremble of the hand you have R and you have a trembling thing so he says like this you you wouldn't believe this there's a there was a that used to by the and he was very old similar to you know today a guy's 97 years old doesn't want to give up his driving license the family begs begs begs no I know I'm a great driver better than you so this didn't want to give it up this is what he did you know he's proud of being a but he was trembling his hands trembled so the invited him for shabas and after the sud he gave him the keyboard of doing zimon of and he gave him a filled it to the top by the time Bening was over there's only about a half of the the the cup left and he he that it was this hint that he should move on so he asked him how did you how do you do this say so I said this before but I got to say it again why not when I was in Italy with M people told me you got to go you got to do this bridge it's unbelievable I said are you coming no we're not coming but take our kids so why why are you coming just it's a little scary kids so we went here it is now it's basically it's a bridge suspended between two mountains two Alps you could see waterfalls in the bottom water it's very high I don't know if this depicts it correctly I didn't that's the height you can see from the side of the mountain now what happens is you go this thing and then a wind comes and you start shaking back and forth and you're tied in with a Clips metal clips and every time there's like a metal um whatever it is like a thing going downwards you have to uncp and go around it and you you you have two clips what it's a that's what it's called anyways it wasn't Gish it was it was pretty scary as somebody that jumped out of a plane and this and that I was a pilot the whole thing this was scarier so so he says matters like this he says put your hand on this bridge bring the document and don't worry you're going to get you're going to get one of those uh vibrations or whatever here like something like this as you sign your name put your hand on the bridge and it's it's like you think you go like this no make it natural get a g vibration from something like a machine like a bridge stand on top of you know like um a uh like some sort of uh bottle or whatever and your whole body's going to shake and therefore you're going to get that trem all right says so for this m I think we should play a little bit of a game before we do the mishna because I think it's simple but if we do it together it'll be uh it'll be very easy the point is that whoever is the one that stands to lose from a certain document and there's nine of these documents in the mishna he's the person that you have to ask permission for if you stand to lose your house then you need to you need to be one um what's the word no um asking somebody to write it for you um um whatever the word is sign um no no no when you ask somebody commission to commission the right that's the word you're the one that has to commission it you can't the other guy the guy that's facing you he's not the one commissioning it if you borrow so let's do this one by one somebody a man wants to divorce his wife who's commissioning the get in this case the husband or the wife husband who has to pay for it husband now a woman receives a Cuba the husband receives a receipt that he paid the $100,000 Cuba who has to commission that receipt who stands to lose here the husband but the wife stands to lose cuz she's not going to get he's not going to pay her he has a receipt he won't pay her if he has a receipt he won't pay her so she stands to lose the most she's the one that's the commission it who has to pay for it if she's the one that is gaining from this or she's the one that she has to so who has to pay for it you would say the woman but it's always the husband husband always has to pay for everything a loan document who has to pay for the loan document if I if I if I make a loan document saying that so that so and so owes money to somebody else who's the one that loses here Thea so who has to commission the document Thea he's in charge who has to pay for it Thea when it comes to a sale I'm selling a house who commissions the document the buyer or the seller seller very so okay I see the is clapping on here who pays for for it that's a little bit of a trick the buyer has to pay for it now we go V now we're talking about the parents we do this today they get together father mother the whole thing a whole how much you want to give how much you want to give you know goes both ways so who has who has to commission this document always the huh it's always the C uh it way but over here since both are committing to this wedding each one is giving a little bit of the department so then who has to commission this both who pays for it both wrong always pays now when it comes to Aris and ablon these are just the you know Farmers that take property for somebody else but they they share in the prophets I own a property you want to work it so you work it you get most of it or at least you give me half of the produce who has to commission the document both both who has to pay for the document you think both maybe but over in this case the farmer he he G he stands the gain more he pays for it so says the mishna there's one more case at the end we'll see three lines from the bottom you write a get to to for a man even though the wife isn't there but the receipt she must commission it so is going to talk about this that when you write a get and a receipt the have to for the they have to recognize the person involved there the's going to say at the end it's both the man and the woman in both cases they they have to recognize everybody like we saw the husband he pays for everything the Turning of The Da is sponsored byov my un prman and F thank you plus all the Roberts of elite Israel real welcome all the stand with you on your journey into finishing together who commissions it the so let's just go through it one by one as we're doing it why not where is it right over here we are holding not over here we're holding here you can't write AAR like that for to be who commissions it the seller of a house you can't write such AAR to the purchaser unless the seller is there he'll take his house from him and who pays for it we're not talking about we're talking about the parents of Kal both of them have to agree to to to write this document pays for it you have a person who takes a field from someone the owner of the field the wealthy guy is not going to be a farmer he gives it to a farmer he becomes artist gives him a third or F or half of the produce Kus is a certain amount it's the same idea but it's a certain amount regardless of the amount that of the produce that comes out who decides this who writes this document both of them have to agree to it but over here it's the artist or the have to pay for the document when you go to bzen to decide what what what happens here then you need both of the parties to agree to to to to to write this document and both pay for the document you write two of these documents to give each side a doc what why have toay for it they're both parties the same exact way what's the who's who's more than the other you say I owe you 100 I say I owe you 50 but we're both part of this so in the first part the get and the receipt of theba they have to they they have to know who it is when you write a get when it comes to the get you have to know the man's name that it's him you have to look at his license make sure it's him to know that it's the woman who ask for the receipt why because maybe this man is actually commissioning a get for another aish he wants to marry this married woman he goes to B says oh this is my name in fact not even his name it's the name of another man another woman and he gives her a get and she runs around the street saying look I got a get but she say she say the same thing with the receipt a woman could go into a bezin she might not even be divorced she wants to help a coworker at work he's he's complaining that he has to pay all this whole uh settlement of of the divorce here I ra so and so fredman received the settlement for my divorce signed I admit it's not even Ro Freedman her name is Cohen and she gives this to not Ro frean she gives it to raan's husband and now he has proof that he paid up the they sat there and they all discussed this but they asked the question what good is it if you know one name out of the two what you don't need her name as what's the problem okay you know his name you know his name is ruin but there's 5,000 ruin in the city if you don't know her name maybe he lied and he gave a name of a neighbor and now she's divorced that neighbor her husband is Ruben how many people have the same name right their wife might have a different name okay so we'll change the wife's name therefore says AB we need to know both names so what's the's question going to be let's say you know both names maybe there's another guy in the city that has both names his name is Ruben her name is RA his name is Ru so the guy will lie and he'll pretend that he's getting divorced say what's your name let me see your wife let's see all the the birth and and they'll give the get to the wrong person they'll lie they'll use this get interesting no people are going to be over they need a way to be over it's interesting thing the same thing on a receipt this I could understand people want to lie about a receipt okay she has a very unique name her name is SAR there's a thousand people that have wives that are s they're getting divorced from SAR and they want a good receipt that says they they paid up the HK in fact you are right we need to know both names we need to know both you need both but even if you know the husband's name and the wife's name maybe there's two of the same name the always uses his name Yim people ask but there is no person in the torim it's y the brother of shim once it's a it's I don't they say that Dino from the parach right Dino uh sh had relations with Dina and she actually got pregnant from him and she told her brother shim she's not going to leave unless he promises to marry her there a meage like that then she had she had a kid she had a daughter what what's Dina's daughter's name who did marry y so that's why we call him Y and Chim because in fact it's his father-in-law his brother is his father-in-law CU he married okay sometimes in you have people with the same exact name yeah in p a guy has my my name not his name is Leo and every time they call him him up I get all excited I'm getting AO wow I'm just kidding and then oh it's not yov David oh no my father's name is yov David which is added after okay fine so you got to be careful they they say if you know that two people have the same name sh make sure one of them is not there or you go over to one of them and say this is not your Al okay but there such a thing that people have the same name you write the same get and you give it to to the wrong guy not a problem if you have such a situation that two people in the same city have the same name and their father has the same name and your wife has the same name as you as the other wife a then you have to bring all both couples in front of BZ and therefore there's no you're going to do something without the other husband knowing you know exactly what happened there wow going far what if you live in B so you go to no one has your name and your father's name and your wife's name and you go to the bezin over there you say give me a get and then you come back to and you give the get here B to the to the wrong party because of and you give it to the wrong wife and you tell her hey you are no longer married to that guy says nobody's going to play thetick for 30 days so if you go to another city so what happened there theor is asking what if you pretend forget that's your name what if you go to another city and pretend your name isim your name isob you pretend that your name isim just so that they write you a get for so that you can give it to your friend's wife not your friend your friend's wife so she can run around let's say oh let's say she's an auna let's say she has a bad husband doesn't want to get her divorced and I'm thinking a reason why somebody would do something so stupid guy a woman is is having issues with her husband for 15 years auna the whole world is they threatening him they they shamed him everything nothing's working you come with a idea you go to you say my name is y but your name is not and my wife's name is so and so and then you give it to her and she runs around and say oh finally my husband divorced me now I can get married and she's thinking maybe that this will threaten the husband and the husband will finally give her get but it didn't threaten him and then she she she fell into her own trap and she got married to some anyway she's throwing out what how did it happen what okay but she has what every time she she's divorced she produces a get she has to whatever so says the gamor if they're dead what happens say no so you have to know you have to be there for 30 days they have to establish a name is not going to happen so what about what if they didn't establish the name how do you how do you get a get so you go to another city you want to divorce your wife you have to wait 30 days you call his name like uh the story is that uh the wagon driver decided why should I be a wagon driver and I should drive around this wealthy dude let me beat him up let me grab all his clothing and his wild and I'll become the wealthy guy I'll give him my dirty clothes and he'll become the wagon driver so that's what he did and then he takes the the so the the wealthy guy goes to bz goes to so say says who says you're not the wagon driver says I'm not I'm the wealthy guy and are you the wealthy yeah I'm the wealthy guy she says sit over here wait and he made them wait for hours and they both fell asleep when they fell asleep he said okay wagon dve come in so the the wagon driver who's dressed up like the wealthy guy jumped up and came in he says oh you're the wagon driver when you or the famous M with the V there was auna they say it's auna in the city and after 20 years this guy with white hair white beard comes in is 20 years later and he says I'm the husband even you know schmear is my my our kid and barel and gel and she everything lined up but it was a little off it was 20 years later he says listen the captured me I was in prison for all these years that's why I'm skinnier that's why I'm shorter that's why I don't speak with the same thing so the villain going said it was very close said bring him into SCH on Friday night don't say a word let's see where he sits a person remembers his seat and in fact he went to the wrong seat he said okay it's not the guy so I got to tell you this my real quickly I know it's almost but what didn't ah double he figured everything out the guy was toming figured out all the children and how they this and this and that fine was sitting at a at a wedding and and a guy at the table screams out pass the salt whatever it was so took the salt he says didn't mean you I met my son so says what's wrong with you can't call me to to pass the S like no I wouldn't call you know so I know then I thought about another M that some lady called up her find's house on Friday and she she asked so some random person was there picked up the phone she says what time is shabas what time is candle lighting so the lady said you know 6:20 but you know you just buy a calendar you don't have to call the sh's house she says what do you mean I've been calling here 20 years straight and this is the first that told me to to look in a calendar who do you think who do you think you are this is where I call when I want to find out f no you can't call somebody why guy if you're if you're a g of this you know how to work it out and make sure that when they call you the wrong name the fake name you know how to play it so you have to actually wait 30 days until you can write again Rai have a wonderful [Music] day for