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morning finally a little little
excitement
Israelis there's uh some very very G
controversial emails I love
controversial I'm going to start off
with something light this used to be in
English somebody changed it for me to
Hebrew but forgot to put the English I'm
just going to read the Hebrew now I'm
going to have to
translate from the fake to the real I
wanted to thank you for
your and uh I put a poster to
be K I can't even but basically there's
pictures over here of this individual M
pil um of all different times that he
learned toyra in interesting situations
like P morning at the dentist here po
morning I guess it's the right bottom
picture oh but you left
okay was my second timeing I've been
with since a little over three years ago
it's changed my life I want to share
with you what I do because doing it POS
by POS was very difficult for me I asked
of Baltimore if I could read the whole
par two times straight through and then
read the uncle straight through so yes
you're allowed to read the entire that's
what I do I read from beginning to end
in one chat and then I do every day one
day I do the entire thing and then on
Monday I do you know reine just that and
close so I want to make a pump
let's
start from if you haven't done let's
start from that's how we do it we start
in Middle it's galic you read the whole
par times he said yes by the way about
200 people signed up for the Kish that's
he said yes and also
please you all the ideas
anyway yesterday we had a I gave a patch
where's that I saw him again
today what's where is he what's your
name
sad
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emails I read now okay let's go let's
bring it
on first we'll start with some something
is
fansy thank you so much for the lightly
da share even through the milim and guys
I couldn't listen I brought my gor kept
up with the
Y though lacking your sharp and
inspiring stories I had an idea that
maybe you had already thought of maybe
you could have army green
t MD
patches tactical MD patches I don't know
if the Sadir could wear them but should
be fine for when we had opportunity to
talk about sincerely
what I noticed here is the background
noise unbelievable R said check this out
listen to the background noise okay it
all a sudden a burst of machine gun fire
gal the stuff good morning
r ah it's gash to do the D in Aza too
sending MD wires and uh knowing that
it's not about the do it's about the
only
keeping
on you heard
that why he doesn't even hear it he
doesn't Flinch it's
24/7 here's
uh the controversial one the two
controversial ones
galic okay so um oh this is another nice
one first thank you very much this was
the adir who has a PTSD
uh the clap for him and he literally he
he told me afterwards that it it brings
back any thought any kind of so first
thank you very much for your patient
attention and granted me last night at
the end of the lesson I had a great
appreciate that I want this is just a
translation into English I want to share
joyful special fact from the nights of
the war I met a sweet Jew RAB yid cman
he was the rabbi of the 432 seg Italian
givati we committed to learn the
Dai theit are a whole long thing I'm not
going to read the whole thing but they
sat and they learned the da together and
would walk by what's all this noise and
they joined them and they got a little
bit of Aur about five people this Rabbi
that he learned with by mistake one of
his his Battalion had a discharge from
the gun and it shot him in the leg this
the rabbi got shot in the leg so he had
to go for surgery so that threw off Thea
then he found this adir found um mdy and
he's been with us since
then and um for me the taste of learning
was missing after recovered he says the
P of I tasted it and
the he the tree was pleasant to the eye
and good for the food for to
eating theit the the soldiers should be
protected everywhere and the injured and
the sick soldiers need Divine
uh Swift return of all the captured both
living not and student draw a
DI um okay this person was a little
upset when he wrote this email I think
dear I'm a regular learner of the daily
enjoy learning in addition to Pure study
of the da you weave in stories both real
and not so real alongside your
experience ADV Ventures the audience
appreciates why not I noticed that most
and most participants in your class do
not seem to carry the burden of military
service
so this is a big no no we don't talk
politics here we don't get involved we
have everybody from
everywhere we try to talk about and we
do have I don't know anywhere else in
the world we have so many from so many
different backgrounds coming together
every day on Zoom live and we learn T
now when when I said this last night I
read this email in Hebrew it was written
in Hebrew guy from Marana I asked the in
the room who served in the Army and I
would say about 50% of the people in the
room raised their hand including Dave
sharfman who was behind the camera Kobe
gmid who wears a Frack on y served in
the Army and many many others who you
wouldn't even know igle and all sorts of
people they served in the Army do it
again these are a bunch of American
tourists who served in the Army here
anybody serving the Army uh beny y
you Gil how many he was in AEM and you I
think served in the Army a little bit
okay and you're learning to go into the
army no you told me what it doesn't
matter one day three days you a half a
year so raise your hand oh you're going
a half year okay ker us Americans I I'm
a tourist so
whatever um when you casually mentioned
you casually mentioned
uh start firm against over the year now
the recent casual a stark reminder of
the sacrifices being made when you
casually mentioned I heard five soldiers
fell yesterday heaven
forbid and then quickly moved on to read
emails from the audience it struck me as
somewhat dismissive those five soldiers
Left Behind orphans and widows if you
feel it's necessary to mention their
fate I believe it deserves a moment of
honor and whatever the next word is I
believe the numbers you sheare about the
hundred thousands join combat soldiers
dedicated to the sanctity of the land
reflect true self-sacrifice and some of
family members serving in the military
who are also committed to terz I hope to
hear a bit more humility in your lessons
look I also have a bunch of family
members a bunch of my I have two nephews
and so many and we have Robert ear lost
son we have people from the shear guys
from the shear who come Azie all these
guys leave what about your kids two of
them but I'm saying your son
the I say he says he has family I also
have family as someone a family memb
serving perhaps fewer anecdotes and more
teaching rude and to love for Israel and
our people if you have any influence
among your followers it would be
wonderful to see you encourage them to
enlist in the military and fulfill their
duties during this existential War we
face now it's time to act and show they
part of the collect called is best
regard so first of all I don't get into
politics and I don't even talk about the
news usually unless it's the do or
whatever I'm not here to announce
casualties and
injuries once in a while it hits me
strong Five Guys as I'm walking to the I
say I'm not going to get into it and
talk about it that's not that's not my
place I also don't uh shami writes to me
yesterday that somebody was insulted the
way I I mentioned the the Trump video it
looked like I slided Trump maybe I could
go out and promote Trump I don't promote
different things anyone what I hold I
hold I have a certain as I'm not going
to talk about Trump I'm not going to
talk about har I'm a tremendous
supporter of Harris I think she's mom
one of the biggest B kit in the world
and and I don't want to go out here and
and oh very good the reason I started
the Hebrew shear and I told this guy he
I spoke to him to the camera the reason
I started the Hebrew she was because of
the because of the because of the mat I
didn't have a lot of time in my hands
then and I said let's do something what
I the little I could do I can't go to
the Army so let me give a sh let me
learn Tyra and this it was one I said it
on day one and I mentioned many times
after he obviously
doesn't obviously doesn't watch the St
that well but anyway um I think Trump
will be tremendous for cl for theen and
but I'm not going to stand here and and
and and support something that's not
that's not what we do here we try to I
once actually did speak about Trump in a
positive way and believe it or not I got
an email from a from guy that lives in
he says how dare you support him you
know who he is you got to vote Biden you
got I'm saying this people and I'm not
here to hurt anybody's feelings there's
all types of people and I I am able to
respect everybody's opinion people have
opinions that are the opposite of me now
I want to show you this email that I got
within an hour of this email okay within
an
hour dear belly I hope this message
finds you with the same Joy you bring to
us this is written in
English the same Joy bring to us every
day through your share I wanted to take
a moment to express my deep appreciation
for the impact of your sheer as an
entrepreneurial coach focused on
business strategies okay he's focused on
business strategies it's been refreshing
inspiring to find myself engag in to
learning with such excitement thanks to
your incredible teaching your unique mix
of humor engaging anecdotes and deep
insights has rekindled my passion for
learning in a way I never imagined my
family jokes that I've started quoting
the gamar more than I quote business
insights and I'm grateful for that shift
if I may I'd like to share a thought
that's been on my mind growing up in the
satmer community certain matters hold a
special place in my heart when moments
in the shear include gratitude directed
to Israeli soldiers for the service it
brings up some
discomfort our
rever emphasize the importance of
maintaining boundaries around these
issues Val you share by many in my
background understand your int to be
inclusive and honor all who join in
learning with a slight adjustment the
share could become even more welcoming
for like myself who hold these
sensitivities close to Heart the t is
vast and all encompassing and nourishing
dish that brings us all together thank
you for dedication to spreading to and
authenticity and warmth May Hashem bless
you and your family with health happy
success a lot of people in this room
that are squirming right now in their
chairs and successful all their
Endeavors we Mar to for many years to
come inspiring countless youen along the
way what he's saying is that he might
appreciate in everything but maybe I
shouldn't mention any listen everybody
has their thing this guy's upset I
didn't mention the long enough and he's
upset I didn't that I
mention so that's the beauty of mdy and
that's the picture we had yesterday we
had the guys with the Bieber head
sitting next to the guys the M orth with
the rings on their fingers we have it
all and we have to learn to respect
everybody
M I don't think will come through these
emails these kind of I think for if we
we respect other
people's uh opinions and ashas we
understand that we have our Ash
everybody has their own ashfa I've never
seen someone really change somebody
else's ashfa even 5% in any direction
you grow up a certain way you could talk
until you're blew in the face about how
they're wrong wrong wrong nobody changes
so we have oura you have youra this but
we all come here for one reason to learn
T and stop sending me these silly emails
and now to close it off to close it all
off from
a I received this email
today I want to share with you an
amazing V which I heard
by which encapsulates what you are
highlighting very often at Che this is m
per maybe related to you from kir he's
with us
since it ENC capules uh you're
highlighting very often is sh that is
theader at mdy in a
Nell
is all I wanted to add is the way you
learn and this for with MD which
symbolizes with
so we have it from everywhere we have
the writing in we have the this writing
in then we have the sat at the end says
we're all we have the SAT says he had
this perfect English and he does this
and but he's still it could be he's even
off the D I have no idea this guy is
but that's the
Mish I don't think he is and with that
we could where were we
holding wow okay
at
8:22 return of all
the and strength reell family L New
Jersey
because from his
family on his 10th yard today
listen
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to that I
learn over these 10
years took him 10
years that video I sent to this guy I
forgot his name the one that sent me a
thank you for sending
video
what
oh the one and only Ben Noak who made a
breakfast by himself for the whole
entire she
andus and his and today was his mother's
yard side and he brought sandwiches for
everyone and cookies for anybody have
one of those sandwiches in a bag here
let me see this sandwich let me just
show what he did for the everybody got
one of these this is how a litvac does
tikon not some of the silly schnaps and
hating this is how you do
it and also those are the cookies check
this out put it in the camera and we can
learn I think meny wants to do some
Tyra wow oh we still have to finish
p is Sher celebrating birthday today
giving broas to you rebell where's your
is he here in the
room happy birthday how old you
Str Willie B and the Englewood mdra
Willie raised at the for the charity
thing he raised $117,000 Willie remember
him he was the one that introduced me to
this guy I forgot his name the one
that's very involved with
allim father-in-law of gayor also ma to
ra eisenberger to do and ra eisenberger
on the birth of their first
anle hope to see you I believe today
maybe tomorrow today tomorrow
some of the people that were at the um
shabbaton last year are going to receive
an email for registration a special uh
invitation tomorrow it's going to be
tomorrow okay just to
remind we had this thing yesterday that
a guy I don't know if we have to go into
you know cuz we're late maybe not here's
the spit that
helps um H didn't do that yet oh you
didn't do it we didn't do the spit thing
yet you didn't do it oh so where we
so we can show this
again
huh oh so we did do this
yesterday oh well we did the the spit I
didn't show this uh this thing
yet
ah oh yeah yeah you're right you're
right great okay good so let's we're
going to have to show the spit thing
again I know that this guy I have
everybody talks about him
as well where did you get this
from right because we're going to see
that when it comes to you don't in
everything in the tire to to take money
out from some you need to Aid him might
be different the father himself has the
right sometimes when when it's not
against the we'll see so over here there
that says that this guy is's a how do
you
know we go to his
father go to my son his name
is he is
a he has such good spit he has spit it
actually heals it could heal an
ey okay great has the the power and a
spit but maybe he's a from the mother
not from the
father we know that the spittle of a
that comes only from the father he has
to be a of a father that's the one that
could
heal but from a mother therefore since
we know that the father used to say go
to my son let him spit in your face that
means from a father he is the now that
you know this gar here goes
this guy must be
a yeah it was a ey was
ey speciically he right right eyes
that's what I said
correct correct eyes
so there's a in the med brings a story
about a woman that likeed to go
to to give a lot of a stories and M so
she would go and she came home very late
once and the the husband said you can't
come in unless you go back to her mayor
and spit in his face so she went back to
her mayor and heror realized immediately
through I guesses he said you know I
have a problem I have a disease in my
eye could you please spit in my
eye she she spat in his eye and uh then
she went back home she told her husband
I spit in remor seven times I
was I did more than necessary so there
is a thing in the time of the the
spittle
of um
heals now we
starting T tum is a a kid that was born
it's hard to tell whether he's a male or
female covered by skin and in order to
see what's going on you have to like
take away the skin you have to do a
little bit of a surgery so at the time
of birth nobody knew what this uh what
this person
was a boy or
girl they did a little surgery they
found out the kid is a so since he's the
first born you think that he gets the
like everybody else no he does not get
the second portion of
the what's this word it's
extra he has to be known as a son from
the moment he's born and based on this
idea they have to be known from the
moment you're born so we have a number
ofas that come out from
it the you know it's known are very into
having boys especially
the
says know exct
so says something to the point like he
saw a man his wife gave birth he looked
sees there's no son it's not a son it's
a girl it's a girl he buries himself in
the
sand the I always say the SM it's could
I to say it once in a while I probably
said it within the
month a guy told his wife listen six
girls at you have one more don't even
bother coming home she goes to the
hospital and sure
enough it's a girl she starts crying so
the doctor says what's the what's the
problem she says my my husband warn me
not to have another girl he says oh yeah
where's your husband let me speak to him
he goes tells the he goes to the husband
outside he says listen good news and bad
news the good news is it's a
boy the the the bad news but it's really
good news is that with a few surgeries
we could fix the heart it's not that's
not such a big deal cuz after 3 weeks do
surgery most of the kids live 5 to 10
years it's not a big deal the liver we
could do a liver transplant that's also
not a big deal the eyes is a SLE problem
10%
sight and the guy is like he's he's
crying and everything he says no no no
I'm just messing with you it's a girl
enjoy healthy that's the
ier it's big nice every every time a kid
is
born but some say I canot saw this in a
safer somebody told me it's in a safer
so but I haven't seen it he said the
reason why this kid doesn't get a second
portion even though he's a is because
for five minutes his father thought he
might be a girl so is like a punishment
and it's in ay safer not
joking
what
who not for the father correct that's
what I said why is the kider cuz the kid
cause the father to think that he's a
girl the one who eats the meat and
drinks the Wine Steals and warn him give
that doesn't apply even though he's a
boy but he had he wasn't a boy from the
first moment
this is
amazing what does this
mean so we have
gal chart
here even though he
is uh a child he's he's one of the the
the brothers but he doesn't reduce the
portion of
the so take a look at this it's
very if there are three brothers and a
right obviously there a here how much
does the get and how do we divide the
state you divide the state if there's
three brothers you divide the state into
four parts takes two and each one takes
one if there are two brothers how you
divide this state you divide the state
by three the takes two and the other one
takes one so let's see how it looks
let's say this 900 how do you divide 900
by
four the the father dies he left
900 you take 225 225 the should get how
much should get
450 the other boys take 225 the saying
no
we're going to pretend that there's no
tum for one moment at the moment that
we're splitting we're we're doing the
division here we're going to put the tum
on the side and therefore we're going to
pretend there only two brothers if
there's two brothers we have to divide
the state by how much by three and then
the just the not how much the takes but
just the portion of the at this point is
how much 300 not the total amount not
with his regular portion just the part
portion the's portion is 300 you have to
remember that without the the the simple
part so you take 300 you give him 300
now how much do you have left 600 the
600 is divided by how by how much by
Three Brothers now you put the tum back
into the equation and 600 divided 3 is
200 so now you give the another 200 so
instead of getting 450 he gets 500
that's what the gar means that we don't
we don't count At All by the I do it
again we'll do it real quick if this 900
you put the T on the side and you
pretend there's only two brothers and
what is the sheer of the when there's
two brothers 300 not 225
300 because we don't we don't we don't
view the tum as anything he doesn't
count at this point why no no no no no
just the then we take the 600 that's
left
the the gets two portions the regular
portion that every sun gets and an
additional portion
called how do you know how much is well
if there's three boys you divide the
state into four and he one one part of
the four is but if we don't count the
then we divide the state by three so the
is 300 that's all we do then you start
all over again now you have 600 left
which is very very interesting CU now
the P kid instead of getting 225 he's
going to get 200 but it doesn't matter
this is what the T says T says take the
600 now you divide the 600 by three and
give each son an equal sheare the
already got a sheare got 500 instead of
450 now I'm going to ask you a question
this is a riddle a lot of you know some
of the answers I don't think all of you
know all the answers whoever knows all
the answers and wasn't here yesterday in
the shear and didn't it we'll get 10,000
points good for25 cents towards
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merch two boys were born on the same
exact day in the same exact City on the
same exact
block they one of them had a bris and
chabas and one of them had a bris on
Sunday they weren't yellow they weren't
purple regular
boys anybody else besides these
kids
huh who said floors right so that's one
I have three three things that could go
on here three one was bored on the top
floor one was born on the bottom so on
the top she the bottom what
else no no no they were born in the same
exact moment same exact
moment same exact
moment how does C-section help why
they're both bored
naturally huh timum what happened so
what you don't do a br huh but he's a
boy oh oh tum is the other one and I got
another one one good one practical for
today there are some that believe
that is R they go by and even
it's a far-fetched you know very strong
they'll do they'll drive a car all the
way up to if they have to so so if a kid
was born on
shabas at that point of time where by
most of the world it's still
shabas by them or it's I'm Sorry by most
of the world it's already M shabas by
them it's still shabas and they'll make
a bris on chabas and we'll make on
Sunday or if I on Friday okay but this
is It's practical it's this is how
they'll do it because they view the day
starting and ending at a different
time is not you don't you don't uh you
not to do for even though right now we
found out that he is a boy why because
his ex
this woman gave birth and actually we're
going to go into thisum now woman gave
birth and you do a B on the E day but
you have to be a at the moment of the
birth this is one of the
greatest here goes this is beautiful
check this out m m easy it's just we
have it very often in chance it's just
hard to remember the different days but
it's very this makes it very simple if a
woman gives birth to a z no matter what
whether she sees D or she doesn't see D
she's Tom me for seven days only and
this this is not how we do today but M
only seven
days then she gets what we call 33
freebies no matter what she see Dam not
see Dam she is completely to 100% t for
33 days a total of 40 if she gave birth
to a girl everything is double she's
100% Tommy for 14 days we don't ask any
questions what this zero Dam taught me
for 14 days but then she gets double the
freebies she gets 66 days of freees no
matter what even if she has much Dam
then it's garnished it's Dam
to for a total
of 80 so This Is 40 days and this is 80
Days of says you're not going to believe
this if a woman gives birth to she has
nothing zero erase pretend nothing
happened not seven days of T not 40 days
of tahar 33 days of tar not 14 days of T
and not 66 days of nothing zero why
because you didn't give birth not to not
to she gave birth to something
called says the G it's impossible what
you're
saying
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why what if a woman Mis carry something
that looks like a or Andre
you have to be on
both so it
says that we count the tum as a z not as
a nothing not as a big zero as something
it might be in a cave also but for sure
Z so how do we do that check this out
unbelievable if it's a suff so now we
have to say for everything we don't know
it might be a boy might be a girl if
it's a girl how many days is she 14
that's the we have to go for the the the
longer one
14 now to say that she's tar all the way
to day 80 that's a tremendous Kola even
if this diamond everything she
completely tired to 80 so we can't do 80
so what do we do till 40 which is a
total of 26 days
of okay
say it's a bomb question that she has to
sit if even if she Mis Carri so
certainly if she gave birth
to let to this is also is this a big
problem to says you don't do a bris
chabas you see that this guy is view him
as a
z yeah the T didn't know he said I don't
know if it's a I don't know if it's a so
let's do the 14 and 40 and you're going
to say also I don't know if it's a z I
don't know if it's in a cave I don't
know anything I don't know if it's if
it's even a boy I don't know if it's I
don't know what it is so don't push off
shabas let's be M don't push off shabas
says if you don't if you have a big suff
here this one s that maybe this T is
what a zero he doesn't even count he's
not a z not in what is he nothing it's a
new category called and it's not in the
the doesn't say 7 40 80 66 the talks
about so there is
one part of the suffix saying that the
zero tar zero T so what is this woman a
regular woman who sees Dam if a woman
sees Dam she's a there's no you can't
say oh she's to her husband to no what
do you mean she's a regular so then
say so there's a question talks about if
you want to see big AR
here why does even mention just
the shouldn't even mention the word Z if
I if I say the word and I cover all my
bases 14 days of T and zero tar zero
after 14 I go straight into n so Z does
nothing for me Z is the least it's only
seven days of so she says on a in a case
where she was a she saw D on 34 and 41
then I have that's why I say okay not
going to get into it now we'll have a
lot of fun
says it is it's good
stuff
okay is the one that says that doesn't
get two portions of the even though he's
the first born because it says in
the it's a and doesn't get two
portions the word Ben comes to to
say doesn't get two
portions what is it coming to teach
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us so this is an
amazing gamar also something to learn
from like a lot of garas or
most this's a story also a story I say
over a lot every time I think about it I
get the chills these two boys right over
here were born in South Africa in the
same exact Hospital on the same day and
uh the only boys that were born the only
kids that were born that day the nurse
they're still obviously they're like in
their 20s today it's a story that
happened Mish in our generation they the
the nurse messed up mixed up the the
boys and gave a different boy to a
different parent different
mother now the one on the right blonde
blue eyes he goes home to this darker
looking woman white but you know not in
a very very poor area she lives in a
shed somewhere doesn't have garnish not
he didn't he grew up without a bik
garnish the other one the one on the
left goes home to these millionaires
send them to private schools he's
driving a Ferrari when he's 16 years old
you know problem is that one of them got
divorced and they did a DNA test and
they see the kid is not their kid so
whose kid is it shocked go back to the
they realize that there's a things they
go to the hospital and they realize
there was a switcher R the DNA now what
do you do this kid that's the
millionaire is very happy this kid
that's living like this he's very
miserable he wants to go to this he
doesn't want to go here but what
happened was that the mothers decided
when the kids were very very young that
they'll keep it as is but when the kids
grew older and they became teenagers the
blonde one was miserable he wanted to go
back to his real his real house his real
thing they suffer and then so what
happened was he actually went there so
the the millionaires got two kids and
the neb lady she got zero
so anyway every time I think it's like
so something similar happened
now two women gave birth to two it
happens to be that these two women were
married to the same man but the idea is
the same that there was a Switcheroo at
Birth there was something that happened
at Birth where they couldn't keep track
of who's
who one of them is a b and one of them
is not a b they have the same father but
one of them is so what do you do who
gets the now in addition to these two
kids there's 25 other boys the m so now
the other kids from the family could say
hey bring a ride
otherwise so in order to keep the extra
portion of yha between the two of them
and not to worry about the brothers they
do something
called says and this was a little bit of
a mistake that he made ra he says they
write now there is a concept called and
he's right about that just not in this
particular case as the is gonna point
out
means I write to you that if I'm the I
let you have the and if you're the you
let me have the in other words to
exclude the other brothers from the
story weit don't the other brothers to
get involved there and start asking for
portions not giving us between the two
of us we could definitely share the $10
million extra
of what are you
saying asked
all they didn't say a
thing but they said in the neighbor of
yan H this is the key word if One Moment
In Time the nurse said this is thear and
she put the baby down and three minutes
later there's a switch okay there was a
for a moment then you could write rob
you didn't say that you said in all
cases and that's a problem
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there was never a moment in time where
we knew that one of them
was this is the that you have to know
that a for a
moment listen to this this is
unbelievable brings
us Rob said you know I made a mistake he
brought in the microphone that talks
really loud and he
said I love
it great
right I don't know if he's mentioned the
most in sh probably one of the
most I made a mistake I made a mistake I
don't have a problem admitting I made a
mistake this is how it
is notice that it was
great let me just show you the real
quickly Kobe found this for me after a
lot of searching I couldn't figure it
out but he says over here that if if
somebody goes to a bezan and and you
don't understand the first of
all is different but second of all even
if the is wrong it says over
here made mistakes and they'll take it
back which is the same over here so
could say I made a mistake it's okay to
say
that the people of they
sent the whole world knows that this kid
is a we saw him fasting a of P everybody
knows he's the oldest kid in the
family here we have a g picture from
Yoshi there's a guy with a very long
white beard and there's a guy with a
black beard he's AAR no and he said t i
want those cookies no he's my B the guy
with the with the black
beard he is he everybody says it's he's
the no he's the there's a where this guy
was held up at gunpoint and uh and the
guy pulled the trigger from Guy the the
guy pulled the trigger and nothing came
out and
um tried again there's a jam in the gun
so he said forget it just walk but from
that moment I read from that moment on
his beard became White from the fear he
thought that's it he's dead he heard the
trigger
go there and I have
a Lauren what's the guy's name next to
you
ashii what oer oer Bo I got to tell you
real quickly oer went to two nights ago
what did oser do at the wedding he
recruited three people oer recruited
three people you believe
this I'm telling
you so
anyway uh gal joke I love this joke one
of the top jokes of all time I've never
said this
one three guys are trying to get into
the
mosad two men one woman this okay uh
test number one take this gun go inside
this room kill whoever's inside the room
the guy comes out white like a ghost he
says I can't do it why not it's my wife
I'm not going to kill her okay you're
out go next guy goes in same thing comes
out I can't do it it's my wife woman
goes in she comes out after 10 minutes
what happened so I went in there I saw
my husband so I shot him the problem is
there were fake bullets didn't kill him
so I took the chair and I killed him
with the chair
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those who didn't get it will get it in
five minutes but it's a great joke trust
me
huh oh because the guy's beard became
White why the guy's beard became White
no because how do you make people say
this is the you must be like when I go
with my brother everybody thinks my
brother's older than me he says no he's
older but he's less mature whatever he
has a white beard he looks older so it's
everybody's pointing Kakak this guy's a
white beard somehow I got oh yeah cuz
the guy with the gun
F I had to say the
joke even though
it's so the father is claiming against
everybody here look at the sign look at
look at the picture again there's a guy
with a white beard everybodys that he's
the the father insists no the younger
guy is the the go there's no is he neon
or not neon think about it all I'm
trying all the fathers trying to do is
give him his own money in yusha but it
doesn't work like that RAB why because
the tire does yusha not you you want to
give him
100% is that
me that means there's a red alert
somewhere okay we're so used to yeah
yeah a few missiles pulling somewhere
who
cares they're G to cut that out and say
said so what do you do in such a
situation so like we said before let
each guy the guy in the white beard the
guy in the Black Beard let them write
AAR that they each other they'll they'll
do something sort of division between
themselves sponsor no sponsor sponsors
okay whatever I I don't know where it is
you'll have to put it
up some sometimes we don't do sponsors
case like today it's 803
already say that a father has zero so
just say the Father the father's not in
this
case and if we hold like second we're
going to see say that what a father's
Believe by the way just to remind
yesterday we said a father's
beli because yesterday we were talking
about a situation the nobody aru I'm
sure you said about your son you said
about your son I said about my son maybe
the other brother no we have Nas because
nobody's arguing talking about a
situation that people have a that the
other guy and you want to argue with the
world okay so now you're not
believe you know why he didn't say it
like
that I don't know what is does the
father have not so just write make a
deal between
yourselves the
says he'll recognize what does it
mean the the father's job is when he
has the whole par he tells other
people that he's
the it's a big that a father you don't
have to bring a this kid is going to get
mous he's going to get a double portion
without a the father has the right and
this is even a
bigger this son
is my son is I married a I'm a
I'm I'm I'm being made I married a and
this kid is
a say there's no belief
what no no I'm I'm asking I threw aasha
without without explaining the answer
somebody promised me he's going to bring
me he said if you went to P you should
have known the answer what is answer
says I don't
know I'm sure they speak about it I just
thought about it
then the father has he's believed to say
this is my son that's why it says the
word that he doesn't have
what's when there no there's no argument
and we don't know the six-year-old the
oldest or the the 5-year-old they both
look the same age the father has the
right to say this one is the the ask
thear question that everybody in this
room should be asking if a father has
the right to give any son he wants any
Mount he wants and he could take people
out of the in the if it's not it's
only the father's not believe there to
say that this son is this is my he just
give him as a gift if he wants just give
as a gift what is that
called as the
should be consider him like a
Stranger Within the sons we learned the
father can give any son any amount he
wants as a gift so he should be
believe he said that this kid is so that
only works for what he has right now
today not for what he's getting tomorrow
in the lottery
he does have the ability to give
something that he doesn't even have
today even something that will come into
existence later he has a person has the
ability so what do you need
the so this is a big a person has the
ability according to May to give things
that he doesn't even own when he'll get
them they'll go to but it's only on
condition that when he receives these
items in a year from now the lottery he
wins the lottery in here now he's
capable of giving it
then but what if he's just alive and not
capable which is a situation of a a guy
is on he's dying any minute so he can't
move his arm he can't even speak he
can't do anything a guy like that cannot
do cannot give away today in advance you
have to have the ability Roy sort of you
have to have the ability to give it over
even though you don't give it over you
give it over today but you have to have
that
ability do four more lines and that's it
people say that this guy is the
oldest one day the father wakes up he
says no no no it's the guy with the
black beard that's the old not the guy
in in the white
beard who does that go like like says he
has NE
now it's in the same if everybody says
this guy is
not a father doesn't have who does that
go
like and this is not a question this is
an answer
we must say that the ra goes like and
the is doesn't
have have a wonderful day