All I need is a Hook

a guy wanted to buy a house for his kid his kid got married he said I want to buy a house he couldn't afford it $2 million so he goes to the guy knocks on the guy's door he says listen I want to make a deal with you I want to own one hook in your house I'll pay you $50,000 for the hook 50 what are you going to do he said I'm going to put stuff on it $50,000 makes sense so right by his front door puts a nail in there made a whole contract first day he comes in puts his hat on it guy's all excited next day he comes in puts his hat his jacket third day he puts a dead cat in a bag and walks out say what he says it's my hook I could put whatever I wanted and eventually the guy had to leave left and he gave him the house theara all he wants is one little nail he wants to come in he wants to walk in the door once he's in it's all over