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so the muscle goes like this
egg it
egg it is a bus company in Arizona
and there are many different drivers
many different routes to take whatever
the case is okay
One driver let's call him
Shalom that's the name Shalom he's the
guy who has to drive the nursing home
route he has to go very slow
you know passed all those nursing homes
all the older ladies and older men come
on half of them have walkers so it takes
a long time he has to lower the bus and
most of them forget their money because
they just forgot their wallets and they
get on they're complaining could you
slow down could you turn slower my
dentures just fell out on that thing
slow down and he's like llama llama why
why do I have this route he spoke in
English with the Hebrew accent whatever
he was talking to English guy anyways he
goes this thing he brings in 45 shekel
to again every single day and this guy
hates his life
hates his life Hey sister meanwhile
every day he starts he sees that Coastal
driver you know the number three boss
like turning on music he's like shut up
you know and he drives on his first stop
like 50 people come on second stop
another 50 people this guy comes in
every day with like thousands of
Shackleford again and he's like he's
like here is a 35 second I got today you
know and I found it on the floor wasn't
from the pill they didn't even pay
because they all forgot their wallets
anyways he was very upset he was always
like looking at the other guy with
jealousy like why Hashem why did you put
him there it's not fear I want to be
there on my I can't one day he decides
he's at it he's done I am gonna take the
coastal route I'm taking the cotel oh
he gets on his bus he makes like a left
instead of a right and he starts and he
changes it to a three you know
gets the first stop busy day 150 people
come on the bus he's like yeah let's go
die starts driving almost like faster go
faster he's like fat let's go he starts
going fast that's popping wheelies puts
on music obvious Jewish music obviously
and he's going and this and he's like
unbelief start serving everyone homeless
he's like let's go he's living the life
not his life but somebody else's life
but he is living it up and it's like I'm
doing such a good thing because I'm
getting I get so much money
anyways he does his rule finishes up
like Parks right by the case they'll
knock him off a thousand people get on
turns around this guy swerving's the
happiest guy in the world ever a hundred
all right
pulls up an egghead at the end of the
day he's literally holding more money
than you've ever seen he's like smile
from here to here he literally got
homeless for everyone that's what they
did fine walks in there and he looks
around and he sees there are police
officers there are detectives the CEO of
egg it is there
and they're all like Angry there's
papers is this there's lawyers and he
walks he's like
what's going on and they're like what's
what's what's what's who who we are with
they're all angry at him like ah
and I said what's going on guys look how
much money I brought you look how much
cash money I really throws it on the
floor and he's like yeah he starts
laying in it you know going like that
thing anyways they they call off like
what's
why why why why are you why do you exist
why Lama well who is your mother yeah he
says what happened he says you want to
know what happened he says today
there was an old lady on your route you
were supposed to take her to the doctor
to the hospital your job was a bus like
353 you know you take that slow rule
because you're like a nice guy you drive
slow you were supposed to pick them up
and take them to the doctor so they
don't all die you know what I'm saying
today for whatever reason your bus
didn't show up where it was supposed to
be and the lady who really had to get to
the doctor because she couldn't breathe
or whatever it's a mushroom obviously
died so now we're being sued for a
billion shekel and you know what
actually egg it is closing down because
you wanted to live someone else's life
you don't understand that we have Roots
we have there's a reason why we do this
we put you there specifically because
you're the most important person to get
these people by them it's life and death
they are the boss okay it's morgy
schmuck and whatever but the money's all
the same place
this money that money exactly what how
did you do this well you get out of here
[Music]
what's the mushroom
don't live your own life who gave you a
lane he gave you a route he gave you
exactly what you need exactly where
you're supposed to be
now on your Brew on you know in your
direction you're supposed to go you have
to do the best that you can stop by the
red lights make sure you pick them up
slow make sure you don't go too fast
make sure you're playing the right music
but exactly where you are is where
you're supposed to be
