Live from Lakewood, NJ: Oorah's Gold Rush with Shlomo Hadarshan as Jackie Mason

hello hello this is Jackie bason and I'm here to talk to you today about the most amazing exciting auction in the history of the world and I'm amazed and I'm proud and I'm happy and delighted and humbled and proud to be here today at this incredible amazing Gold Rush and this is an opportunity for all of you to win gold this is real gold this is not some sort of gimmick you know this is not like a fake phony fraud this is a real opportunity where you can win gold all you got to do is right now go to www.our.org for/ gold and do it right now before I wrap your am out so you do it right now and you besides you got a bunch of other prizes and incredible did Justus you could win just for $5 for $5 you could win incredible other prizes and this is besides what we're going to be having shabas that's right Saturday night you're going to be having the live uran so this is all but right now we be drawing the first winner the very first winner could you imagine it could be you it's not too late it could be you you might be the very first winner that's right and we're doing it in in every single hour we're giving it some breaks so that the Jews could get an opportunity to eat something so it's going to be you know in an hour and this is the opportunity for you this is a real there not like fun of the fake fun fraud gimmicks going on in the world today you know you know that you heard about this recently you know that micr Micosoft is buying Skype did you hear about this Microsoft is buying Skype Skype they're buying Skype for $2 2.38 trillion could you believe this did you you understand this they're buying Skype for $ 2.38 trillion je K belev it's C of money that's 2.3 trillion I downloaded it for free that's right that's right this part of going on in the world all over the place in Japan right now in Japan I know Jews are getting hungry you want to talk about more food and more food the Japanese right now they just honored the Israelis and they gave him a plaque it cost it about five or six shek and they gave him a plaque thanking him for sending but tsunami for sending the the the those rescue dogs and they s those dogs to Japan and they publicly thanked them and I thought it was very nice and they said that those they had no more Sushi now but those dogs were delicious and and that's that's right they have goodi right now the Japanese all over the place could you believe this the fish are eating grow Japanese that's right and that do you understand this all these things are this is going on all over the place in the Middle East it's exploding all over the place y they just got bin lad and they gotad with and they they got they got Bin Laden and now they buried him they buried him at Sea they gave him at Sea all the Jews are listening to this Miami Beach they can't believe this they buried him at sea at Sea must be an expensive plot of real estate at Sea with they get the sunset and all the Jews are listening to this at se is today is another word for saying dump in the ocean and the pakistanis today the pakistanis just said they just announced they said we have nothing nothing to hide anymore you understand this and that's why it's coming any moment we're going to be delivering the winner we just want to give the Jews a few more minutes to eat any moment we got we're going to be delivering the winner and this is your final opportunity so right now go to www.a.org Gold do it right now you get an opportunity to win gold this is an amazing opportunity there's not like some of the other fake for for gimmicks so you go to the ocean right now and we got a chance it's the countdown this is the middle of the we got to be middle of the countdown you know people don't know I used to be a rabbi and I used to be a caner you ready for this [Music] oh wa hold it hold it hold it it looks like we got a winner oh I think we got a winner and it's a good thing because I was getting a h from old the singing We got a winner here this is incredible we got a winner oh boy look at that we got gold winner number one we're going to be announcing it you really want to know arier jakovic from lakwood New Jersey one bar gold muleo muleo for you Mazo to you and I I'm so excited for all you AR jakovic from Lakewood New Jersey one B gold everybody you can start collecting by his house right now AR jakovic one bar of gold from Lakewood New Jersey muleo musl