Live from Lakewood, NJ: Oorah's Gold Rush with Shlomo Hadarshan as Barack Obama

I am here to be specific I know a lot of the Americans want to know more about me they want to know more about my birth certificate they want to know more about the bond raid in Pakistan now I will say this those Americans they don't get it after many many years of hard work after millions of dollars spent in court fees we finally did release some additional information surrounding my birth but those Americans instead of saying thank you they just came up with a whole list of problems they said that it doesn't look the same as all the other bir certificates they wanted a raise seal they came up with a whole bunch of problems now W with that attitude we're not going to get too far you know those very same Americans that all they asked for was a birth certificate today are making problems now they didn't say they want to raise heal they didn't say all the the things they're saying now now once again we can work with them we can work with the Americans we can produce whatever kind of birth certificate they want to see but it's going to take some time what they need to do is make a list and be specific and tell us what they want and we'll produce it it'll take time now one word about the bin Laden rate I when against my principles sometimes in politics in order to succeed you have to rise above your principles and that is what I did in the bin Laden raid the Americans want them to see him brought home alive captured humiliated and tried I wasn't going to do that you see you see the Americans have to realize that the bottom line is change now today we're offering a different kind of change today we're offering gold for just a few bucks you can enter at any time www.a.org gold and you can get your gold in change you need a call in today and you can win your gold now at this point I will say this I know that it's all about me and the photos of the bin Laden raid in Pakistan will be made available closer to the election with that said I think we have a winner do we have a winner yes we do I'm going to announce the winner at this present moment I will announce the winner now that I have educated the Americans I will now teach them who the winner is the winner for number seven is Dan hubner of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania so Dan hubber of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania you you you you can cling to your guns and be miserable in Pittsburgh but you should know that you won a bar of gold and I announced it thank you may God bless the United States of America