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Levi Goldstein: Meshulachim
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Comedian Levi Goldstein on Schnorrers in Shul.
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And now, I finally run into the last layer of traffic
the Meshulachim
ohhhh boy
the Schnorrers
the people who collect money in Shul
ok? Cuz I'm ready
I've got my Tallis on, and I'm on autopilot
Boom! They come in
and I've always thought of Meshulachim
as you think about a SWAT team
they're sitting in the car
on the way to a dangerous mission
back to back
and the driver is giving them a pep talk
alright men
many of you will be rejected
will you take that?
NO MESHULACH DRIVER!
that's right
but what will you do?
HARASS! HARASS! HARASS!
alright
now get out there!!!
they run out
and they whip out the laminated green card
and then, you know
coins start spritzing out
and there are a whole bunch
of different Meshulachim out there
and I would like to do a few
there's the Meshulach that
won;t take less than a certain amount
you know this type?
you give him less than a certain amount
he yells at you
he's like
collecting for Yeshiva Torah Umesorah
Yeshiva Tora Bora
Sodom and Gomorrah
what's that - no, I'm not taking that, you stupidhead
then there's the Meshulach
the hypnotizing, slow motion Meshulach
would you like to give to
Kollel Zekeeeeiiinim?
Kollel Zekekekekekeeeeiiinim?
I'm like, I don't know
maybe I do want to give to Kollel Zekekekekeeeiiinim
Kollel Zekeeeeiiinim
then there's the Meshulach that
tried to impress you with his Amen Yehei Shmei Rabbah
or his Nakdishach
Yehei Shmei Rabbah Mevurach
you ever see an Amen Yehei Shmei Rabbah like that?
now cough it over!
then there's the Meshulach that is
scaring you into giving him money
you ever see this guy?
he comes right by you
Ameeeeiiiin