Making Fun of Vlogs

[Music] Hello there. It's Akiva Balsam and welcome to another exciting episode of Kosher Vids. Today we're going to do something a little different. I heard about this new thing called vlogging and I'm really interested in finding out what it's all about. So, we're going to bring in the king from Cali who's the professional at vlogging and he's going to teach us exactly how it's done. I'm going to be going. So, he's coming in right now. Seems kind of busy. Kosher vid. So, guys, leave a comment, leave a like. I'll get right back to you guys. Hey, nice to meet you. The cloth. Nice to meet you. The cloth. So, we heard you know about vlogging and we're very interested in doing a vlog here at Coach Vids. We have no idea how to do it. Can you give us some pointers on how to do this thing? First thing I'll bring to you is you should always show to your viewers that you're having a good time. What if I'm not having a good time? You still have to make like you're having a good time. Like, hey guys, uh, we're having a good time and everything is just great even though it's not. People like that. Yes, exactly. Okay, so that sounds cool. Uh, so always having a good time. What's the next step? Always tell your viewers, "Guys, I wish you were here." You know, like always like hearttohe heart. Guys, I wish I see you like when I see the streets, you know. So viewers like to feel more part of your life. Okay. So say say, "I wish you guys were here." Yeah. The video has to look very unprofessional and very shaky. People like that. Yes. I'll be talking, but my camera won't be facing me. It'll be facing the floor. Well, the scenes in front of you, like just pointed at the floor. Just pointed at the floor. Okay. And then there's like, "Hey guys, you can't see anything." And then like, "Oh, look." And and it's like, "Oh, see, we're not really a professional. We're just vlogging." Exactly. So, always shake the camera and point it at the floor. Yeah. The video always should be very crackly and very fuzzy. And that's a good thing. Fuzzy and very crackly. Fuzzy. Good thing. Yeah. And and like crackly like cracking cracking like Yeah. Okay. So we should like take silver foil, crumble it up and look exactly like that's that's the vlog. That's what that's what they like. So also the video has to go from scene to scene and very randomly cut scenes quickly and randomly and there should always be random things just popping in at all times. Uh-huh. Okay. Uh what else you got? Thing is I'm going to bring to you is the humor always has to be very cheesy. Cheesy. Okay. So, like how cheesy? Very cheesy. So, how about this one? Hey guys, what do you call a Tyra wearing a seat belt? What? A safer Tyra? No. No. Okay. Yeah. So, like what type of joke should I be saying? Just regular cheesy. Not like that. Okay. What else? One more thing. You should write in a diary your accomplishments of what you did in that day's vlog. Okay. I'm glad we had this conversation and and now it's on paper. Let's see if we can make it happen. Let's see. Let's do it. Okay. Okay, guys. So, that's the rundown on how to make a vlog. I'm super excited about this whole thing and I'm going to go get my brother Ezra and bring him on a hike to Coral Canyon where we are going to vlog the alahas of a traveler. Um, just comment below if you think our vlog is good and uh make sure to subscribe. Oh my gosh. What are you bringing? Food of choice. Spirulina. It's got kale. Oh boy. Do we really need a whole jar of of of coffee to go on a hiking trip? Yeah. That's how you get hyped up. This is just everyday life for us. Yeah. Just just a regular day. We do this all the time. Yeah, I appreciate your comments. Um, we'll look at them when we get around to it, which usually takes a while because we're so busy. It's basically the zero heel to toe that you have that really makes it go easy. Interrupt. Yeah. Can we go? We're leaving. Bye-bye. Uh, outside these coasts are always like freezing during the winter. This is like winter right now. Mid December. It's too bad you guys can't. And we're Okay, this is our first problem. We don't have a key. Got the key. Ready to go. And on. Seat belt is number one. Um, actually, I'm not that into safety. Wa, we're going fast. Woo. We're having so much fun. It's just crazy. Like, oh, wa. Oh, few. Forgot about the wheel for a second. So, here we are. Streets of LA. So, we're pulling over. All right. I just got to make sure um our car is okay. Um yeah, so so kind of like our our tire is like a little bit flat, but um should be good. It'll be okay. Wa! Oh, he just bumped into car. Oh gosh. Basically, uh yeah. Oh gosh. Well, that's what happens. Yeah. Oh yeah. It's okay. Yeah. We're just going to buy him a new car because like I feel bad for the guy. But yeah, that's what happens, you know. Shh, he's sleeping. Here's some LA traffic for [Music] you. Just comment below. Um, and make sure to subscribe. So, we're coming right up to the beach right now. This is what he did. Wow, that's nice. Woo! Fish grill. Malibu fish grill. There it is. He says forces. Yay. So, as you see, we hit the ocean and um it's gorgeous. Our our number one question uh about the ocean is, do you have to say Crabracious. My Rabbi Bess says in general not because um since it's just not so special to people nowadays since we see the ocean all the time. So he says not to say it. However, if you're the type of guy that just doesn't see oceans very often. Get it? But um yeah, so then you might say the braha, you should ask your r. But um nowadays a lot of people don't say it because people are so used to it. Yeah, we're right now. So, just going to sit here. Hey, I can't believe you're videoing this. Really? Wow. This is so much fun. We're having such a good time. So, what season is Oh, it's winter. I forgot just by looking. Um, I'm not really sure at the sun maybe. Yeah. How do you tell if it's winter? We're not sure. But you guys are in New York. Forgot about that. Um, yeah, but we're having a good time here. Um, you can comment below. Hey, are you guys Kosher Vids? Uh, yeah. Yeah, we're Kosher Vids. How'd you know? Heard about you all over the place. Thanks a lot, man. Nice to see you. Have a good day. Take care. This is like just a normal day for us. I mean, we're always having fun. Always. Uh we're never sad. Um we just do fun stuff. I mean, we're going to do a challenge tomorrow. Yeah. Uh jumping out of a a building challenge onto cement um on our backs. See how far we can get and still live. Yeah. Make sure you do challenges. Check that out. Yeah, we do. We do challenges. We're going to do pranks. Uh we do pranks. We like pranks. You're going the wrong direction. That was Hey, what's that in your pocket? Uh this? Oh, yeah. It's a It's a Riseman's. I love these things. They're amazing. Those too, man. Yeah. Hey, can I have that? Uh yeah, I wish. Uh only thing is uh you got to make a braha. And before you make a braha, you're supposed to actually have your hands clean. Oh, yeah. You know, you should grab this. This is hand sanitizer. These guys are are purels. And um before a person before a person learns or doins or he makes a bra or something, you actually have you have to make sure your hands are clean. Um, and a lot of times you don't have water on a hike, so you use these guys. Hand sanitizer. I asked Rabbi Bess. They work. It cleans your hands. It works. So, I'm going to use this and then enjoy. Does it taste like hand sanitizer? Mhm. We do this all day. So, use hand sanitizer and eat rise. We do this all day. I mean, we just have fun. I'm telling you, I just saw there's a We're going to put things on pause here a little bit. Get things under control. I'm telling you, I just saw a shark. Yeah, we just uh it's right there in the water. You guys can't see it from back here, but we I don't want you guys to think that this is like happens one time. We see this stuff all the time. We We have fun all day long, and it's too bad you guys can't be with us. But comment below if you think that that thing was a shark. Yep. Oh, yeah. Wow. Oh, man. The worst, bro. We're rocking the foot. Got it out. Closing to the peak. Here's another for you guys. Um and that is do you have to stay on the hike? And that's a good question cuz actually you do if the hike's long enough. Uh any means of travel, hiking, biking, surfing, boating, everything needs to um over here. We do not because you have to be 2.5 miles about away from any from the houses and in a city. And as you can tell, right down there is a city. So we're not going to say til on this hike, but on a lot of hikes, if you go far out there, you got to say til 2.5 miles away from uh from all uh living areas. Yeah. So 2.5, that's half of five, quarter of 10. Remember that number, guys. 2.5. Um, okay. I think we lost one. Hey guys. So, this is a big question that comes up all the time. Uh, we don't really have any running water around here. And you got your lunch, which is bread. Uh, this is definitely not the best thing to do, but in a place where you don't have water and, um, you bring any water. What you do is you don't touch the bread. So, you take a napkin to hold the bread. You don't make the tad. You just make a hami and you enjoy your bread. Um, a Ben, it's not the best thing to do. It's only if there's no water around. This is what you're supposed to do. So, why are you holding it with a napkin? What do you mean, why am I holding with a napkin? Because I want to eat the bread. Uh, we saw you washing before. What? Yeah, we actually got live footage of it. You've been busted, guys. The host What are you talking about? The host of Kosher Vids has been busted. [Music] So, here we have him. He's cheating right now by washing. Actually, nobody make any comments below. We don't want you guys to see this part. Okay. I Okay. Okay. I have to admit I I did I have to admit I did wash on this bread because I had water. You're supposed to be the video man. You got to keep it quiet. Whoa. Wa! We just got to this fork in the road. Wa! Do we go right? Do we go left? Oh my gosh. Okay, guys. This is crazy, guys. Decision time. We're at a fork over here. Uh, we're not sure what to do. We're not sure. Do we go right? Do we go left? You guys can comment below. There could be detrimental comment below. Uh, comment below so we know what to do. If if anybody's got Google, if you can like Google, but we could see your comments for some reason. Okay. Rock, paper, scissors. Ready? Rock, paper, scissors. Yeah, right it is. We're going to get lost. We are having so much food. You guys can be here. [Music] Yeah, we had a good [Music] time. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music]