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Chanukah with the Halacha Sergeant
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A Halacha Comedy blend. Informative and funny.
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malee under mortal assault Morris lit up
the donor earlier in a way that's a tube
you'll fix your rocket bump bro let's go
back something Horace yeah let's make
menorah
yeah I was wrong these matches bro let's
just hit the stove will late from there
yeah but my mom doesn't let's go
teaching brown or like near the stove
dude I think you're old enough to touch
the stove okay you know I don't know
what's up this gas line bro but like
it's almost like God isn't wants
lighting this menorah
oh it is all lava sergeant well someone
is Jim Hanukkah can be a wonderful time
for all but I kind of soak a lot of time
for WI snakes don't let me just go get
something well gentlemen look at what we
got here
this right here is their menorah the
makes of our key double oh gosh thanks
no no no I cannot be named you know
circular fashion
that's because yes hello Gigi I can't
tell which and that's what why don't we
take this little tango lipo nursing tall
it up they never fast yeah start from
the beginning and let's get it right
good luck
because you finally got a right man you
can I hope so breath - let's let it snow
up it's wide out breath yeah lights and
looks to me as if a second mistake has
been made by the rookies gentleman
through wicks are too close together it
looks more like a bonfire than a menorah
I mean you see gentlemen their candles
have to have wicks there are at least
one inch away from each other
now it may seem like just a little
mistake but it's more like a deadly here
good luck
yeah I don't know bro I got a bad
feeling about this what you think you
meant by deadly error I don't know bro
II think you meant
dude you're a broom you smell that
I don't know man
do I forget sit on the Gaza over some
oops
oh well another lesson brother
so did
well let's take a look at the Hill House
menorah a bit more in-depth and make
sure we're doing everything right and
afterwards I'll share with you a nice
piece of advice to make this jump to a
meaningful and special what do we light
the menorah Halawa says when the Sun
sets the question though is does this
mean when you can't see the Sun anymore
or maybe when you can't see the Rays of
the Sun or maybe when you can't see any
light outside which is a much later time
therefore the opinions for the proper
time to light range anywhere from
thirteen to eighteen to twenty five to
forty to seventy two minutes after
sunset every person should ask his ruff
to find out what he should do no what
then who should he ask talk to the hand
the wit forget it let's start this again
yes wax or oil the best to light from is
olive oil but whatever use make sure to
put in enough oil to last until about a
half an hour after this amount of
lighting when the time for lighting
arrives a person must stop everything
he's doing including learning Tyra in
order to light as soon as possible the
wicks should be prepared before this
amount of lighting because when it comes
to mitzvahs we don't delay here
ding-dong
and no I have to Sean machine your hand
though if you couldn't light right after
sunset one may still light until 11
o'clock ish with abraha because people
are still up on the streets and it's
possible to spread the nice to others if
he missed that time too he may light up
until dawn as long as someone is up in
his house if no one is up in his house
he should light but without Abraha
what are you doing
someone's got a better someone's got a
better someone's got a letter
wonder who it's from any yeah before I
finish I just want to share with you an
idea I came up with a while ago and it
might help you have a more meaningful
and special Chanukah there on Bona then
the parshas buddy says that the main
purpose of the big miracles that a Shem
performs is to ultimately realize that
everything even the seemingly smaller
events that occur in our lives are
really miracles also the ability to pick
up your hand is just this big of a
miracle as oil lasting 7 days so the
first night of Hanukkah is you light the
very first candle maybe try thinking of
a miracle that I Shem did to you in your
personal life and each of the following
nights as you add a new candle try to
think of a new miracle one for each day
believe me there are many miracles that
happen to us it might be something like
finding the perfect Hough Russa friend
yeshiva getting off a ticket not needing
a surgery the list goes on just throwing
it out there
maybe it'll make your kind of a
different try it why not yeah you should
definitely
we are in the midst of creating for
social video are these I believe this
special video
because
against the love travel until tomorrow
wipe away your fears and the sorrow
sunrise in the sky like an arrow no need
to worry no need to cry
you